The Best Edward Ratchett Quotes

Edward: Are you insulted?
Caroline: Disappointed. Some men have a good look. All they have to do is keep their mouth shut - and they can take home any prize they want. Still, the mouth opens!

Edward: You see, someone's out to get me. I know I'm not the best guy born. Not by a long shot. And if there's a world after this one, I will face judgment, just like you. But, I ain't in no goddamn rush to do it.

Edward: You are a strange, peculiar man.
Hercule: I am of an age where I know what I like and what I do not like. What I like, I enjoy enormously. What I dislike, I cannot abide. For instance, the temporary pleasantries before what is determined to be a business discussion.
Edward: You're fun.

Edward: They want their money back with interest, you know. Italians! A guinea's a guinea.

Edward: Please tell me you didn't do this.
Edward: If I were to leave something unpleasant on your pillow, sir, it would not be a letter.

Edward: Well, hello.
Caroline: Eyes linger any longer I'll have to charge rent.
Edward: I'll pay.
Caroline: Hmm... have another drink.