The Best Eric Hoffman Quotes

Eric: [referring to his co-op application] I was turned down because I run this establishment. Only ten adult bookstores left in Times Square, and I'm the only owner born in this country.
Detective: Well I hate to burst your red white and blue bubble, Mr Hoffman, but you were turned down because you lied on your application.
Eric: I told them I was in the entertainment business. You see these videos? That's entertainment!
Detective: You know I don't see "Hello, Dolly!" up there.