The Best Estelle Bobus Quotes

Capt. Barney Miller: All right ladies, I'm going to give you a Desk Appearance Ticket, and release you on your recognizance
Wilma: What does that mean ?
Capt. Barney Miller: That means we trust you and think we can count on you for your cooperation
Estelle: For what ?
Capt. Barney Miller: For your testimony, for when Professor Thorndyke comes to trial. And your promise, not to pull a fool stunt like that again.
Wilma: Oh, don't worry, we learned our lesson
Estelle: Oh, Crime doesn't pay

Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: Here you go ladies
Wilma: Thank you very much Captain
Estelle: Your a very considerate and attractive person
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: Why don't we have dinner some night ?
Wilma: Estelle
Estelle: Did you hear ?
Wilma: I heard
Estelle: Did you hear? He asked me to dinner? Do you think he meant it?
Wilma: I don't know if he meant it and I don't know...

Estelle: We're sorry about this Professor
Professor: Hey, wait a minute, Bobus and Kestner, Right ?
Estelle: Right
Professor: You know, the check the two of you gave me for tuition. It bounced.
Wilma: We thought you would be pleased.