The Best Goldie Williamson Quotes

Goldie: The current Mrs. Williamson. I call her the next-ex. Don't get me wrong, lover. She's half my age and twice as pretty but I like her. Bo reached the point where he thought he needed a younger woman, and she's better than most.
Columbo: I gotta say this for you, you got a pretty healthy attitude.
Goldie: I can afford it. He pays, you know. I tell you, lover, if gold lame was legal tender, I'd rule the world.

Goldie: We could have used you at the Alamo. You've got guts!

Columbo: You mean to tell me that your ex-husband's closer to you than he is to his current wife?
Goldie: Lieutenant, we were married for 22 years. We never had any children. So we spent a lotta time getting to know one another. Jennifer gives him youth. For the rest, he comes to me.

Columbo: Uh, the point is this, Mrs. Williamson...
Goldie: My friends call me Goldie, and since I'm standing here practically naked with you, you better be my friend.
Columbo: Would you mind repeating that last sentence? I don't think I quite understood.
Goldie: I said, since I'm standing here practically naked with you, you better be my friend - and my friends call me Goldie.

Goldie: Lieutenant, would you like to turn around? I don't want to corrupt you.

Goldie: Honey, I've got gold-plated instincts and I trust 'em.