The Best Jason Hall Quotes

Devon: Man, we need a roadie. Other bands have roadies.
Oz: Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven completely different chords.
Devon: That's just, like, fruity jazz bands.

Pastor: Squirrel! Where'd you hide your nuts?
Cowboy: Nuts crawled up inside, sir. Those little sh*ts are gone. They're nice and warm though now, sir.

Devon: What does a girl have to do to impress you?
Oz: Well, it involves a feather boa and the theme to A Summer Place. I can't discuss it here.