The Best Jason White Quotes

Donald: Jason, have you been fighting with this woman?
Jason: Well she broke my bike and made me have to see a counselor at school!

Jason: You know, my mom hates bugs. She screams like a girl.
Gertrude: So does my son-in-law.
Jason: I know where we can find some crickets.
Gertrude: No! Now, we should do as we're told, and start cleaning up.
Jason: [sighs] Okay.
Gertrude: That way, they won't be expecting it!