The Best Joan Crawford Quotes

Sgt. Nowland: Anybody ever tell you you look like Joan Crawford?
Joan: Why yes, my husband has.
Sgt. Nowland: Mmm, you dance good. Light as a feather.
Joan: Thank you.
Sgt. Nowland: You know you're a dead ringer for Joan Crawford.
Joan: Am I really?
[moves in closer, dancing cheek to cheek]
Joan: Don't look now, but, I *am* Joan Crawford.