The Best Janis Paige Quotes

Columbo: You mean to tell me that your ex-husband's closer to you than he is to his current wife?
Goldie: Lieutenant, we were married for 22 years. We never had any children. So we spent a lotta time getting to know one another. Jennifer gives him youth. For the rest, he comes to me.

Goldie: We could have used you at the Alamo. You've got guts!

Goldie: Honey, I've got gold-plated instincts and I trust 'em.

Sgt. Nowland: Goodbye you wonderful package of animal instinct.
[they kiss passionately]
Studio: Every time I look at the Hollywoodland sign, I'll remember...
Sgt. Nowland: I'll meet you there after the war... and we'll unscrew all the bulbs!

Studio: I'll be all tied up with Humphrey Bogart - all day. We're testing.
Sgt. Nowland: You passed my test the moment I laid my orbs on you.

Studio: I give so much of myself to art, there would be so little left for you.
Sgt. Nowland: A *crumb* - would be a banquet.

Sgt. Nowland: How do you on your test with Humphery Bogart, beautiful?
Studio: Oh, they're crazy about me. Mr. Bogart said he never got so much *give* from anybody?
Sgt. Nowland: What's "give"?
Studio: Well, it's how you look at someone when somebody says something to somebody - about something.
Sgt. Nowland: I know what you mean. You got more give than I ever *got*.

Studio: Would you settle for a dance?
Sgt. Nowland: Would a starving man settle for beef steak?

Goldie: The current Mrs. Williamson. I call her the next-ex. Don't get me wrong, lover. She's half my age and twice as pretty but I like her. Bo reached the point where he thought he needed a younger woman, and she's better than most.
Columbo: I gotta say this for you, you got a pretty healthy attitude.
Goldie: I can afford it. He pays, you know. I tell you, lover, if gold lame was legal tender, I'd rule the world.

Columbo: Uh, the point is this, Mrs. Williamson...
Goldie: My friends call me Goldie, and since I'm standing here practically naked with you, you better be my friend.
Columbo: Would you mind repeating that last sentence? I don't think I quite understood.
Goldie: I said, since I'm standing here practically naked with you, you better be my friend - and my friends call me Goldie.

Goldie: Lieutenant, would you like to turn around? I don't want to corrupt you.

Studio: What would you like to see next?
Sgt. Nowland: Beautiful women.
Studio: Follow me.

Eleanor: Harry... I'm your mother.
Judge Harry T. Stone: Oh!
[confused and unsure he puts out his hand]
Judge Harry T. Stone: Please to meet you.
[She smiles and shakes it]