The Best Josh Quotes

- Thank you. Thank you very much.
- Hey, play us one of your songs.
Josh: Yeah, play something.
- That would be amazing. Please?
Hector P. Valenti: Hm...

- No, no.
- Josh.
Josh: He won't hurt you.
- Lyle.
- You have to sing.
Mr. Primm: No.
Mrs. Primm: No.

- Josh?
Josh: This way.
- Hey.
- What's up?
- Don't worry. I got this.

- Josh, tonight is our big night.
Josh: The night for what?
- The preview for potential investors in our new show.
- Evangelyne will get us there just in time.
- Who's evangelyne?
- Hector?

Josh: Hey, how'd it go?
- Uh, the stage can be a cruel mistress.
- I thought Lyle had changed, but he hasn't.
- He froze.
- Stage fright.
- He still won't sing for an audience.

- Did you see that?
[Man 2] Dude, that was crazy.
Josh: Wait.
[Man 1] Hey, watch where you're going!
[Man 2] Hey!

- Where's Josh?
- He's not in his room. I looked everywhere.
- What's he doing in Times Square?
Josh: Hey, hey.
- I'm on the steps.
- Yeah, I need your help. Where is it?
- I'm at the backstage door.