The Best Larry Grey Quotes

[Larry and Amelia Grey have tried to prevent Isobel from seeing Lord Merton, but she and Violet push past them; Lord Merton sees them]
Lord: [to Isobel] Why have you stayed away?
Violet: She didn't stay away. She was denied entry.
Lord: What! Is this true?
Amelia: Of course not.
Isobel: Right. Here's what we'll do. We'll go up now and speak to your valet. He can take everything you need to my house this evening.
Larry: [patronisingly] Father, this is all unnecessary and unpleasant. Might I suggest...
Isobel: No! I've let you steer us long enough. In future *I'll* look after your father.
Larry: Surely it will be better for us...
Lord: No! Larry, as my son, I love you. But I've tried and failed to like you. Will you please leave me to get on with what remains of my life.
Larry: Bu this is your home.
Lord: Not any more. Take it. And may you have joy of it.
Isobel: And furthermore, I intend to marry him as soon as it can be arranged.
Amelia: This is ridiculous. Father, Mrs Crawley wants to take you away from your son and your family, and kidnap you into marriage. What do you say?
Lord: How perfectly marvellous.
Violet: And who can argue with that.

[at dinner, Tom is the only man who is wearing a tweed suit rather than a dinner jacket]
Larry: [patronisingly] Did they lose your suitcase on the way over? How maddening for you.
Tom: No, my suitcase arrived safely, thank you, along with my manners.