The Best Lionel Quotes

Lionel: Hi.
Cory: [creepy] Hi.
Lionel: I-I'm Lionel.
Cory: I know who ya are.

Lionel: Cory, why do I have to be here?
Cory: Lionel, it's no secret that Shawn and I went through a pretty brutal breakup. Now, things could get ugly and if a punch gets thrown, well, I need you to take it.
[a beat]
Lionel: I will do that for you.