The Best Malcolm Yates Quotes

Judge: A sawbuck says... there's no need to ask for a plea.
Malcolm: Not Guilty.
Judge: Ah! I should get on a bus to Atlantic City.
Bernie: Your Honor...
Judge: Oh, lighten up, Counselor.
A.D.A. Connie Rubirosa: People request bail in the amount of one million dollars.
Bernie: Mr. Yates is a student who can barely afford his rent.
Judge: Let's cut that in half.
A.D.A. Connie Rubirosa: It's fine by me, Your Honor.
Judge: So what do you say, Mr. Adler? Deal... or no deal?
[chuckles]
Judge: I'm sorry, I just can't resist.
Bernie: Do I have a choice?
Judge: Not really.

Malcolm: My life is more valuable than cells floating in a petri dish!
E.A.D.A. Jack McCoy: So was your friend, Jason's, and like it or not, so is Miss Barlow's.