The Best Mandrel Quotes

The: [told to go steal] Suppose I refuse to go?
Mandrel: You die.
The: It was just a passing thought.

Mandrel: There's no life on the other planets.
The: Really? How many other planets have you been to?

Veet: [appraising Leela's outfit] This skin, it's real skin.
Leela: [threatening her with a knife] You touch me again and I'll fillet you.
Mandrel: A handy girl!

Mandrel: [questioning the Doctor's return] Don't threaten me, Doctor. The Gatherer doesn't give anyone money. He takes but he doesn't give. So you better have a good story.
Doctor: Once upon a time there were three sisters...