Top 20 Quotes From Matt McGinnis

Matt: [rummaging through Terrific Trio merchandise] Ah, those guys are twips. Batman rips!
Terry: You think?
Matt: Big time!
Terry: How about an ice cream? My treat.
Matt: Sure. What's the catch?

Terry: Hi. I didn't expect to hear from you.
Dana: Flowers can change a girl's mind.
Terry: What?
Dana: We should talk. Meet me at Rhino's?
Terry: Wild Jokerz couldn't keep me away.
Dana: Make sure they don't. I'll be wearing that dress you like.
Terry: Whoa.
Matt: [poking his head in] Terry and Dana sittin' in a tree. K-I... . ahh!
[he shuts the door as Terry throws his shoe]

Mary: Late again.
Terry: Mom! Matt! Sorry, I got hung up.
Mary: Terry, you knew I was counting on you.
Matt: Someone's gonna get it.
Terry: Zip the lip, twip.
Mary: Look, I've gotta run. You boys are on your own for dinner.
[kissing them goodbye]
Mary: Stay out of trouble.

Ian: It's some sort of cavern or cave, but what it really is is a bizarre museum, a museum filled with mementoes of a nearly-forgotten crusade against crime. Its chief curator is this man. You know him as Batman, but he has another identity, one that I'll reveal tonight on "The Inside Peek."
Matt: [watching on TV] Schway.
Ian: But that's not all. You'll also see the face of Batman's mysterious friend, and you'll find out what part he played in Gotham's greatest secret. A once-in-a-lifetime event, only here, only tonight!

Matt: What happened to your back?
Stalker: A hunting accident. The panther was wounded, and I was careless.
[flashback: a panther pounces on him and mauls him]
Matt: Ouch...
Stalker: My back was broken in five places. They had to replace my spine.
[flashback of him in the operating room]
Stalker: The operation was excruciating.
[He screams in pain as they operate on his spine, then you see him hanging from the ceiling]
Stalker: But it artificially enhanced my strength and reflexes. I went back. And with my bare hands, got my revenge.
[flashback: he kills the panther that mauled him with direct combat]

Matt: Weird. What happened to him?
Batman: He was running from his own demons. Looks like they finally caught him.

Terry: Max, I, uh, just got a call from my boss. Can you keep an eye on the twip 'til I get back?
Max: [playing an arcade game] No sweat. Help yourself, kid.
Matt: Thanks!

Matt: Terry doesn't need splicing, mom, 'cause he's already a donkey! Hee-haw!
[laughs; Terry lunges at him]
Matt: Huh!
Terry: You're lucky I'm late for school, twip.

Terry: [finding his father's disc hidden in a framed picture] "In the event of my death or disappearance..." Whoa.
Matt: What you got?
Terry: Something dad was looking at.
Matt: Boring.
Terry: Tell mom I had to go. I could be late.
Matt: Where you going?
Terry: Out.

Terry: There's something I gotta tell you...
Mrs. Mary McGinnis: After the show, dear.
Terry: No, it can't wait. I... I'm... Batman.
[Mary and Matt both laugh hysterically in response]
Terry: Seriously, I am!
Mrs. Mary McGinnis: Honey, please.
Matthew: Hey, it's coming on!
TV: Today's edition of Inside Peek has been postponed due to technical difficulties, please stay tuned for an encore presentation of...
[Matt turns off the TV]
Matthew: Postponed? Why'd they do that?
Mrs. Mary McGinnis: Maybe Ian Peek lost his nerve.
Terry: Somehow, I doubt that.

Matt: He's late, isn't he? What are you gonna do to him?
Mary: Not as much as I'll do to you if you don't get back in bed.

Mary: Matt, where's your brother?
Matt: Don't know.
Mary: It doesn't look like he slept here last night.
Matt: Maybe he came in after we were asleep and left before we woke up. He does that all the time.
Mary: Except when has he ever made his bed?

Matt: Hey Mom, can I get spliced? I want to be a real wolf man for Halloween!

Matt: You should've been there, mom. It was awesome.
Mary: Matt, I was so worried.
Matt: There was this big guy with this spear and tattoos all over his body, and he put me in this cage.
Mary: What? Why?
Matt: I dunno. But then Batman showed up, and bam, wham, pow! He saved me! Batman's so cool.
[to Terry]
Mary: Not a loser like you.
Terry: Hey, we can't all be Batman.

Matt: [Terry is watching "Inside Peek"] What are they doing?
Terry: [trying to cover his eyes] This isn't for you.
Matt: Oh... I wanna see! I wanna see!
[as Terry starts to chase him around the room, the TV is turned off]
Terry: Hey!
Mary: I don't want you watching this.
Terry: See? I told you.
Mary: I was talking to both of you.
Terry: Come on. It's just entertainment.
Mary: You wouldn't find it so entertaining if you were on the receiving end.

Matt: What are you doing here in the dark?
Terry: Watching the sunset.
Matt: That was an hour ago.
Terry: I know, but they're going to do an instant replay!
Matt: Really?
[Later]
Matt: "Instant replay", yeah right!
Terry: Twip.

Mary: What are those?
Terry: Nothing.
Mary: Don't lie to me. They're slappers, aren't they? I've seen them on the news.
Terry: Mom, it's not what you think.
Mary: The lies, the poor grades, the unexplained absences. It's because of these, isn't it?
Terry: No! They're not even mine!
Mary: Then where did they come from?
Terry: I found them in the locker room at school.
Matt: Yeah, right.
Terry: Jeez, Matt! Mom, you gotta believe me.
Mary: I don't want to hear any more. You're grounded.

Terry: [hearing Terry's phone ring] Got it.
Matt: [picking up] Hello?
[taunting sing-song]
Matt: It's Dana.
[getting thrown out by the scruff of his shirt]
Matt: Hey!
Terry: Beat it, twip.

Terry: Hey, Max, what are you doing here?
Max: Playing "Fragatron 3000". The games here kick.
Matt: See? I told you.
Max: Who's the twip?
Terry: My brother Matt. Max is in my genetics class.
Matt: [not listening] Cool! They have "Death Ray Buckaroos"!
Terry: [getting pulled away] Later.

Mary: I got a call from your school today. They said you were sleeping in class again.
Matt: Ooh! Busted.
Mary: What's going on, Terry?
Terry: Nothing. I've just been busy.
Matt: [taunting singsong] Yeah. Busy with Dana.
Mary: Your teacher said he sent home another demerit file.
Matt: [reaching for Matt's backpack] I'll get it.
Terry: Hey! Out of my stuff, twip!