100 Best Toy Story Quotes

Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.

[last lines]
Woody: Buzz? Buzz Lightyear? You're not worried, are you?
Buzz: Me? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Are you?
[camera pans out]
Woody: Now Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?
Andy: [from downstairs] Oh, oh, what is it? What is it? Wow, a puppy!
[camera zooms back in]
Woody,40145: Heh, heh!

[watching guests arrive for Andy's party]
Rex: Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
Hamm: Oh, for crying out loud, they're all in *boxes*, you idiot.
Rex: They're getting bigger...
Slinky: Wait, there's a nice little one over there.
[boy turns around, revealing the full length of the box he's carrying]
Rex,28570: AAAAAHH!

- There's a good toy down there, and he's gonna be blown to bits in a few minutes.
- All because of me.
- We gotta save him.
- And...
- But I need your help.
- Please. He's my friend.
- And he's the only one I've got.

Woody: [from inside the milk-crate] Listen Buzz, forget about me. You should get outta here while you can.
[Woody looks over to see that Buzz has disappeared. Suddenly the milk-crate he's in begins to shake. He notices Buzz trying to push the toolbox off]
Woody: Buzz! What are you doing? I thought you were...
Buzz: Come on, Sheriff. There's a kid in that house who needs us. Now let's get you out of this thing.
[both Woody and Buzz push against the milk-crate, which budges very slowly. As the sun rises, Woody and Buzz notice the moving van pull into Andy's driveway]
Buzz: Woody! It's the moving van!
Woody: We've gotta get out of here, now!
[Buzz manages to push the milk-crate for enough to the edge of the desk for Woody to hop out of, and onto the floor, but Buzz doesn't notice]
Woody: Buzz! Hey, I'm out!
Buzz: [continuing to push the crate] Almost there!
[the toolbox and the milk-crate fall off the desk, and land right ontop of Woody]
Buzz: [noticing Sid still asleep, then runs to the edge of the desk] Woody! Are you alright?
Woody: [lifting up the toolbox that fell on top of him] I'm fine... I'm OK.
[Sid's alarm clock rings, as Woody hides back under the milk-crate]
Sid: [waking up] Oh yeah! Time for lift off!
[Sid grabs Buzz and runs out the door. Woody tries to run after Sid, only to find his dog, Scud, right outside, who runs out at Woody, only to be shut out just in time]

- Are you gonna come quietly?
- You can't touch me, Sheriff!
- I brought my attack dog with the built-in force field.
- Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force-field dogs.
- Yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe!
- You're going to jail, Bart!
- Say goodbye to the wife and Tater Tots.

Mr. Potato Head: Hey, a laser! How come *you* don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser! It's a...
[sighs in frustration]
Woody: It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.

Woody: [the Mutant Toys in Sid's Room start to surround Buzz] Buzz! Go away, you disgusting freaks!
[Woody screams as he shields Buzz's arm from Babyface which grabs Buzz's arm from Woody]
Woody: All back! Back, you cannibals!
[Woody screams again as he loses his grip on Buzz's arm, which sends him flying to the wall, he wakes up and attacks the mutant toys]
Woody: He's still alive and you're not getting him, you monsters.
[Woody sees that Buzz's arm is attached to its socket with the help of The Mutant Toys]
Woody: Hey, they fixed you? But... but they're cannibals, we saw them eat other toys.
[the Pterodactyl and Janie Doll from earlier on are shown to be alright, back on their correct bodies]
Woody: Uh, sorry. We thought you're gonna... you know... eat my friend.
[the Mutant Toys get scared away]
Woody: No, no, no, no, wait. What's wrong?
Sid's: Sid?
Sid: Not right now, Mom. I'm busy!
Woody: Sid! Buzz, get up! Use our legs! Fine, let Sid trash but don't blame me!

Woody: [after Buzz thinks that the air is toxic] You actually think you're THE Buzz Lightyear? Oh, all this time I thought it was an act!
[to the rest of the toys]
Woody: Hey, guys, look! It's the *real* Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz: You're mocking me, aren't you?
Woody: Oh no, no no no, no...
[suddenly points behind Buzz]
Woody: BUZZ, LOOK, AN ALIEN!
Buzz: [looks] Where?
[Woody doubles over with guffaws until we hear Sid's voice form an open window]

Woody: Hey! Who moved my doodle pad way over here?
Rex: [jumps in front of Woody] ROAR!
Woody: Hey, how ya doin', Rex.
Rex: [stops roaring] Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
Woody: I was close to being scared that time.
Rex: I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it! I'm think I'm just coming off as annoying.

- against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?
- All I can do is...
- There's a snake in my boots.
- Why would Andy ever want to play with me when he's got you?
- I'm the one that should be strapped to that rocket.

- I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.
- Doctor, you've done it!
- Hannah!
- Janie's all better now.
- -Mom! Mom!
- -She's lying!
- Whatever she says, it's not true!

- -Trouble? Where?
- -Down there. Just down there.
- A helpless toy, it's... it's trapped, Buzz!
- Then we've no time to lose.
- I don't see anything!
- Oh, he's there!
- Just, just keep looking!
- What kind of toy...

- I should have held on longer.
- Look! Look! It's Woody and Buzz comin' up fast!
- Woody!
- Take cover!
- This is the part where we blow up!
- Not today!

- Go!
- All right, let's go!
- I'll get it!
- Now!
- I'm coming. I'm coming.

Buzz: [Woody, scared, walks backwards and he gets startled by Buzz. Buzz keeps talking to his "mission log"] And according to my navi-computer, the...
Woody: [whispers] SHUT UP! Just shut up, you idiot!
Buzz: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
Woody: This is a perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move from their house in two days, and it's all your fault!
Buzz: My-my fault? If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...
Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, if *you* hadn't shown up with your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...!
Buzz: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of *you*, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
Woody: WHAT? What are you talkin' about?
Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And *you*, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody: [pause, then screams] YOU - ARE - A... *TOY*! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear, you're... you're, you're an action figure!
[holds hand up to eyes indicating something small]
Woody: *You* are a child's *plaything*!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
Buzz: [waves in military fashion] Farewell.
[starts to walk away]
Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!
Woody: [walks off grumbling sarcastically] "Rendezvous with Star Command".

- All right, Buzz, get ready.
- And...
- -And the universe explodes!
- -Okay, Buzz, when I say go, we're gonna jump in the basket.
- Buzz!
- -No!
- -Mom, if I eat all my pizza, can I have some alien slime?
- This cannot be happening to me.

- But no, it can't be true
- I could fly if I wanted to
- Like a bird in the sky
- If I believed I could fly
- Why, I'd fly
- To infinity and beyond!

Alien: A stranger.
Alien: From the outside.
Aliens: Oooooooooooooooh.
Buzz: Greetings, I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
[all the Alien Toys gather around him]

- Too much cake and ice cream,
- I suppose. It's just a mistake!
- Well, that mistake is sitting in your spot, Woody.
- -Have you been replaced?
- -What did I tell you earlier?
- No one is getting replaced.
- Now, let's all be polite and give whatever it is up there a nice, big
- Andy's-room welcome.

Sergeant: [about the second present Andy opens] It's... it's bedsheets!
Mr. Potato Head: Who invited that kid?

- Thank you, Sid!
- No! No, no! No!
- No! Oh, no!
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
- No!

Woody: [running towards Buzz in a mocking sort of manner] Buzz! Oh, Buzz! Buzz Lightyear! Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness! We've got trouble!
Buzz: Trouble? Where?
Woody: Down there. Just down there. A helpless toy! It's - It's trapped, Buzz!
Buzz: Then we've no time to lose.
[Buzz jumps over to the side of the desk, while Woody sneaks over to RC's remote, waking him up, and aiming him directly at Buzz]
Buzz: I don't see anything!
Woody: Uh, he's there. Just - Just keep looking.
[Woody sends RC driving towards Buzz. Buzz jumps out of the way, and RC crashes into the pin-up board in the corner, knocking all the pins down around Buzz. The board crashes down into Andy's globe, knocking it loose, rolling towards Buzz]
Woody: [Buzz jumps out of the globe's way, onto the windowsill, but the globe strikes Andy's folding-arm desk lamp. It spins over Woody, who ducks out of the way, and hits Buzz, sending him flying out the window]
Hamm,40146: [stop their card game, and run over to the window in panic] BUZZ!
Woody: Buzz!
[Buzz flies into the bushes nearby and disappears]
Slinky: [the rest of Andy's toys gather round] I don't see him in the driveway. I think he bounced into Sid's Yard.
[Woody gulps and backs away from the window after what happened]

Sergeant: [he and the other green soldiers leap out of the bucket onto Woody] There he is, men! Get him!
Mr. Potato Head: Let's string him up by his pull string!
[he and the other toys, apart from Slinky and Bo Peep rush on over toy Woody, and attempt to throw him out]
Bo: Would you boys stop it?
Andy: Okay, Mom, I'll be right down; I've gotta get Buzz.
[all the toys return to their places as Andy enters his room, looking for Buzz]
Andy: Mom, do you know where Buzz is?
Andy's: No, I haven't seen him.
[Mr. Potato Head looks grimly from behind Etch, having drawn a hangman noose]
Andy's: Andy, I'm heading out the door!
Andy: But Mom, I can't find him!
Andy's: Well honey, just grab some other toy; now, come on!
Andy: [picks up Woody and heads to the car] Okay.

- Pizza Planet? Oh, cool!
- Go wash your hands, and I'll get Molly ready.
- -Can I bring some toys?
- -You can bring one toy.
- -Just one?
- -One toy?
- Will Andy pick me?
- "Don't count on it"?

- Huh? Huh?
- I told you he was guilty.
- Who would've thought he was capable of such atrocities?
- Oh, Slink,
- I hope he's okay.
- Oh, a survivor.
- Where's the rebel base? Talk!
- I can see your will is strong.
- Well, we have ways of making you talk.

[Mr. Potato Head watches hopefully as Andy open birthday presents]
Mr. Potato Head: Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head... hey, I can dream, can't I?

- Tomorrow's forecast, sunny.
- Sweet dreams.
- I looked everywhere, honey, but all I could find was your hat.
- But what if we leave them behind?
- Oh, don't worry, honey.
- I'm sure we'll find Woody and Buzz before we leave tomorrow.

- Very good, Woody.
- That's using the old noodle.
- Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red!
- -You know what to do.
- -Yes, sir!
- All right, men.
- You heard him. Code Red!
- Repeat, we are at Code Red.
- Recon plan Charlie. Execute!
- Let's move!
- Move, move, move, move!

- See you later, Woody.
- Pull my string!
- The birthday party?'s today?
- Okay, everybody, coast is clear!
- Ages 3 and up. It's on my box.
- Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be baby-sitting Princess Drool.

- -You can't.
- -Can.
- Can't. Can't. Can't!
- I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
- -Okay, then, Mr Light Beer, prove it.
- -All right, then, I will.
- Stand back, everyone!
- To infinity and beyond!

- Oh, yeah!
- Time for lift-off!
- To infinity and beyond!

- Thank you.
- Okay, I think I know what to do.
- We're gonna have to break a few rules.
- But if it works, it'll help everybody.

- Where's that bonding strip?
- And another thing, stop with this spaceman thing!
- It's getting on my nerves!
- Are you saying you wanna lodge a complaint with Star Command?
- Okay! Well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?
- -Don't even think about it, cowboy.
- -Oh, yeah, tough guy?

Sid: Hannah! Hey, Hannah!
Hannah: What?
Sid: Did I get my package in the mail?
Hannah: [shrugs] I don't know.
Sid: [demanding] What do you mean, you don't know?
Hannah: I DON'T KNOW.

[Andy and his mom stop at the gas station]
Andy: Can I help pump the gas?
Andy's: Suurrre, I'll even let you drive.
Andy: Really?
Andy's: Yeah, when you're 16.
Andy: Yup, yup, yup, very funny, Mom.

- We don't like bein' blown up, Sid, or smashed or ripped apart.
- -"We"?
- -That's right! Your toys!
- Mama!
- Mama!
- Mama! Mama!

- Thanks.
- Everybody say, "Bye, house!"
- -Woody! The van!
- -Bye, house.
- We gotta run! Thanks, guys!
- Quick!
- Just go. I'll catch up.

Woody: Hey, Etch... Draw!
[Etch draws a picture of a gun]
Woody: D'oh! Got me again! Etch, you've been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the west.

- Listen, Buzz, forget about me.
- You should get outta here while you can.

Sid: [talking in his sleep] I wanna ride the pony...

Rex: What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!

Buzz: I am Buzz Lightyear; I come in peace.
Rex: [shaking Buzz's hand] Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!

- We're not aiming for the truck.
- Hey, wow!
- -What? What is it?
- -Woody! Buzz!
- Oh, great, you found them.
- Where were they?
- -Here in the car!
- -See?
- Now, what'd I tell you?
- Right where you left 'em.

- Will you quit movin' around?
- I'm sorry. It's just that I get...
- I get so nervous before I travel.
- How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy?
- Everyone else was picked.
- Oh, Woody.
- If only you could see how much Andy misses you.

Buzz: [in Sid's backpack, approaching his home] Sheriff, I can see your indwelling from here. You're almost home.
Alien: Nirvana is coming, the mystic portal awaits.
Woody: Will you be quiet? You guys don't get it, do you? Once we go into Sid's house, we won't be coming out!

[preparing for the toy mutiny]
Woody: Wind the frog!

- Watch where you're going!
- Sorry.
- ...nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
- What a spaceport!
- Good work, Woody.

- Launch pad is being constructed.
- All right, listen up.
- I need Pump Boy here,
- Ducky here.
- Legs, you're with Ducky.
- RollerBob and I don't move
- 'til we get the signal. Clear?
- Okay. Let's move!

- You are the one that decided to climb into this...
- The claw, it moves.
- I have been chosen!
- Farewell, my friends.
- I go on to a better place.
- Gotcha!
- A Buzz Lightyear?
- No way!

- -Get him!
- -Come on!
- No, no!
- No, no, no, no! Wait!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Pig pile!

[the toys are meeting Buzz for the first time]
Hamm: So where you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?
Buzz: Well, no. Actually, I-I'm-- I'm stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four.
[as Buzz speaks, Woody looks down at the cardboard box and finds that everything that Buzz is saying is from the back of the box]
Buzz: As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion... from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance!
Mr. Potato Head: [nonplussed] Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.
Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel. I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leveraged buyout.

- Wh... Doesn't he realise that I'm not there?
- I'm lost!
- Oh, I'm a lost toy!
- Buzz Lightyear mission log.
- The local sheriff and I seem to be at a huge refuelling station of some sort.
- You!

- Hey, look, its lasers light up.
- Take that, Zurg!
- Quick, make a space.
- This is where the spaceship lands.
- And he does it like that.
- And he does a karate chop action!
- Come on down, guys!
- It's time for games!
- We've got prizes!

- Come on, Buzz.
- All right.
- -Hey, I'm out!
- -Almost there.
- I want to ride the pony.
- Woody? Woody?
- Are you all right?
- I'm fine. I'm okay.

Mr. Potato Head: [noticing Woody calling from Sid's house] Son of a building block!It's Woody!
Hamm: He's in the psycho's bedroom!
Bo: Woody?
Woody: Boy, am I glad to see you guys!
Slinky: I knew you'd come back!
Bo: What are you doing over there?
Woody: It's a long story, I'll explain later. Here! Catch this!
[Woody throws a string of Christmas lights across to Andy's window, which Slinky grabs successfully]
Slinky: I got it!
Woody: Good going Slink! Now tie it onto something!
Mr. Potato Head: Wait, I have a better idea! How about we don't?
[snatches the lights off Slinky]
Slinky: Hey!
Bo: Potato Head!
Mr. Potato Head: Did you all take those Stupid Pills this morning? Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz?
[the other toys shake their head]
Mr. Potato Head: And now you wanna let him back over here?
Woody: No, no. You got it all wrong Potato Head. Buzz is fine. Buzz is right here. He's with me.
Mr. Potato Head: You are a liar!
Woody: No i'm not!
[calling to Buzz]
Woody: Buzz, come over here and tell the nice toy's that you're not dead!
[Buzz sits on the floor of Sid's Room, peeling off the sticker of his wrist communicator]
Woody: Just a sec.
Woody: [walks back into Sid's room and calls over to Buzz] Buzz, will you get up here and gimme a hand?
[Buzz throws his broken-off arm to Woody]
Woody: Ha-ha, ha-ha. That's real funny. THIS IS SERIOUS!

Mr. Potato Head: [From in the Cardboard box they'd been placed in for Moving] How did I get stuck with *you* as a moving buddy?
Rex: Everyone else was picked.

- Yeah!
- Okay, come on, kids.
- Everyone in the living room.
- It's almost time for the presents.

Woody: Hey, who's got my hat?
Mr. Shark: [pops out right next to Woody, wearing his hat] Look, I'm Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy!
Woody: Ha-ha, ha-ha...
[snatches his hat away]
Woody: Gimme that!

Woody: Listen, Lightsnack. You stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.
Buzz: What are you talking about? Where's that bonding strip?
[slides under his ship with a skateboard]
Woody: [pulls him back out] And another thing, *stop* with this *spaceman* thing! It's getting on my nerves.
Buzz: Are you saying you want to lodge a complaint with Star Command?
Woody: Oh-ho! O-okay, ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?
Buzz: [gets out from under his ship] Don't even think about it, cowboy.
Woody: Oh yeah, tough guy?
[pushes Buzz' round red button and opens his visor. Buzz chokes the "Toxic Air" around him. Woody looks around, unsure how to react]
Buzz: [sniffs] The air isn't toxic?
[gets up and points accusingly at Woody]
Buzz: How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!
[closes his visor]

- We are gonna die.
- I'm outta here!
- Locked.
- There's gotta be another way outta here.
- Buzz? Was that you?
- Hey, hi there, little fella.
- Come out here.
- Do you know a way outta here?

Woody: Hey uh, Slinky?
Slinky: [with a checker board] Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.
Woody: No, Slink...
Slinky: All right, you can be red if you want.
Woody: Not now, Slink. I've got some bad news.
Slinky: [shouts] Bad news?
Woody: Shhh!
[all the toys freeze]
Woody: Gather everyone for a staff meeting and be happy.
Slinky: Got it.
[walks away slowly with his head down]
Woody: Be happy!
Slinky: [laughs hysterically]

- -How'd he get here?
- -Where have you...?
- What happened?
- -What's goin' on?
- -What's he takin'?
- There you are!
- Hey. What's he doing?
- He's at it again!

[Mr. Potato Head rearranges his facial features crazily]
Mr. Potato Head: Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso!
Hamm: I don't get it.
Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine! What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?

- No. No, no, no, no.
- A large box... It's...
- -Are you?
- -Now, Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?
- Oh, what is it? What is it?
- Wow! A puppy!

- Come on.
- Let's get outta here.
- Go back to your lives, citizens.
- Show's over.
- Come back! Slink!
- Slink! Please!
- Please! Listen to me!
- No! No! Come back!
- Slinky!

Woody: Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting, was I think, a big success. We'd like to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us. Thank you Mr. Spell.
Mr. Spell: [mechanically] You're. Welcome.

- Clearly, I
- Will go sailing
- No more

Woody: All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y, Toy!
Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger".
Woody: The word I'm searching for - I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.

Woody: [while everyone else is scared by the long, thin present one of Andy's guests is bringing] Al lright, all right! If I send out the troops, will you all calm down?
Rex: [yells] Yes, yes! We promise!
Woody: Okay! Save your batteries.

Buzz: [about Sid] I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school!

- I've got Cool Ranch and barbecue!
- What in the world... Oh!
- I thought I told him to pick these up.
- Shouldn't they be there by now?
- What's taking them so long?
- Hey, these guys are professionals.
- They're the best.
- Come on!
- They're not lying down on the job.

Woody: [coming to life for the first time in the film] Pull my string! The birthday party's today? Okay everybody, the coast is clear!

- He has been chosen!
- -He must go.
- -Hey!
- -What are you doing?
- -Do not fight the claw.
- Stop it! Stop it, you zealots!
- All right!
- Double prizes!
- Let's go home and... play.

- Another stunt like that, cowboy, you're gonna get us killed.
- Don't tell me what to do.
- Yee-haw! Giddyap, pardner!
- We got to get this wagon train a-movin'!
- Split up!

Buzz: This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here?
All: [pointing up] The clawwwwwwwww!
Alien: The claw is our master.
Alien: The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
Woody: This is ludicrous.

- Where are your rebel friends now?
- Sid, your Pop Tarts are ready!
- All right!

- Look out!
- Quick! Hold onto my tail!
- -Attaboy, Slink!
- -Oh! Woody!
- Woody! Speed up!
- -Speed up!
- -The batteries!
- They're runnin' out!

Woody: [thinks Buzz has gone crazy] I think you've had enough tea for today. Let's get you out of here, Buzz...
Buzz: Don't ya get it?
[points to a doll's hat on his head]
Buzz: You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nes-bitt!
[laughs hysterically]
Woody: Snap out of it, Buzz!
[opens Buzz's visor, slaps Buzz across the face with his detached arm, then closes the helmet]
Buzz: [calmly] I-I-I'm, I'm sorry, I am just a little depressed, that's all. I can get through this.
[breaks down again]
Buzz: Oh, I'm a sham!

- Get away, you stupid dog! Down!
- -Down!
- -Hold on, Woody!
- I can't do it.
- Take care ofAndy for me!
- No!
- Buzz!

[first lines]
Andy: [playing with and mimicking the voices of his toys; holding Mr. Potato Head] All right, everyone! This... is a stick-up. Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe!
[empties Hamm the piggy bank and coins fall out]
Andy: Ooh, hoo hoo! Money, money, money!
[has Potato Head "kiss" the money; as Bo Peep]
Andy: Stop it! Stop it, you mean old potato!
[as Potato Head]
Andy: Quiet, Bo Peep! Or your sheep get run over!
[as the sheep, on a toy car track]
Andy: Help! Baaa! Help us!
[as Bo Peep]
Andy: Oh no! Not my sheep! Somebody do something!
[brings Woody into view on his bed. In front of the other toys, he pulls Woody's string]
Woody: [voice box] Reach for the sky!
Andy: [as Mr. Potato Head] Oh no! Sheriff Woody!
[as Woody]
Andy: I'm here to stop you, One-eyed Bart!
[pops off Mr. Potato Head's right eye; as Mr. Potato Head]
Andy: D'oh! How'd you know it was me?
[as Woody]
Andy: Are you gonna come quietly?
[as Mr. Potato Head]
Andy: Ya can't touch me, Sheriff! I brought my Attack Dog,
[Andy places down Slinky Dog]
Andy: with a built-in force field!
[as Woody]
Andy: Well, I brought my dinosaur!
[brings out Rex]
Andy: Who eats force field dogs!
[making sound effects first as Rex then as Slinky whom he drags away]
Andy: Arr rawr rawr! Yipe, yipe-yipe-yipe!
[as Woody]
Andy: You're going to jail, Bart. Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots.
[Andy places Mr. Potato Head in Molly's crib; she laughs and picks up Mr. Potato Head, and drools on him. His ear and arm fall near Woody]
Andy: You saved the day again, Woody!
[pulls Woody's string]
Woody: [voice box] You're my favorite deputy!

- -Woody! What are you doing?
- -Hold still, Buzz!
- You did it!
- Next stop, Andy!
- Wait a minute. I just lit a rocket.
- Rockets explode!

- Go on without me!
- Just go!
- A good soldier never leaves a man behind.

- -There!
- -Juvenile intrusion!
- Repeat, resume your positions now!
- Andy's coming! Everybody, back to your places! Hurry!
- Get to your places!
- Get to your places!
- Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear?
- Did you see my ear?
- Out of my way! Here I come!
- Here I come!

Sid: [torturing Woody with a magnifying glass] Where are your rebel friends now?
Sid's: [offscreen, downstairs] Sid! Your Pop-Tarts are ready!
Sid: [running off] All right!

- You idiot! You're a toy!
- Use your karate chop action!
- -Get away!
- -Hey! Hey! How're you doin' that?
- -Stop that.
- -Back! Back, you savages! Back!
- -Woody, stop it!
- -Sorry, guys, but dinner's cancelled!
- There's no place like home!
- There's no place like home!
- There's no place like home.

- It's too short!
- We need more monkeys!
- There aren't any more!
- That's the whole barrel!
- Buzz, the monkeys aren't working!
- We're formulating another plan!
- Stay calm!
- Oh, where could he be?

Woody: [through his voice box] Reach for the sky!
Sid: Huh?
Woody: This town ain't big enough for the two of us!
Sid: What?
Woody: Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!
Sid: It's busted.
Woody: Who are you calling busted, Buster?
Sid: Huh?
Woody: That's right! I'm talking to you, Sid Philips! We don't like being blown up, Sid. Or smashed, or torn apart.
Sid: [hyperventilating] W-we?
Woody: That's right, your toys!
[Mutant Toys get up and surround the terrified Sid]
Woody: From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid!
Woody: [while turning head around slowly] We toys can see EVERYTHING!
Woody: [speaking and moving] So play nice!
[Sid screams, drops Woody and runs inside]

Woody: Hey, Buzz! You're flying!
Buzz: This isn't flying, this is falling with style!
Woody: [excitedly] To infinity and beyond!

Rex: Mr. Lightyear, now I'm curious... what does a space ranger actually do?
Woody: He's not a space ran-*ger*! He doesn't fight evil or, or... shoot lasers or fly.
Buzz: Excuse me.
Buzz: [Buzz deploys his wings; all exclaim in excitement]
Hamm: Wow. Impressive wingspan. Very good.
Woody: Oh, what? What? These are plastic; he can't fly.
Buzz: They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I *can* fly.
Woody: No, you can't.
Buzz: [sighs] Yes, I can.
Woody: Can't.
Buzz: Can.
Woody: Can't, can't, ca-an't!
Buzz: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
Woody: Okay, Mr. Light Beer, prove it.
Buzz: All right then, I will. Stand back, everyone.

- No, I haven't seen him.
- -Andy, I'm heading out the door!
- -But, Mom, I can't find him!
- Honey, just grab some other toy.
- Now, come on!
- Oh, okay.
- I couldn't find my Buzz.
- I know I left him right there.
- Honey, I'm sure he's around.
- You'll find him.

Slinky: [after Buzz gets knocked out the window and lands into the bushes nearby] Hey guys, RC's trying to tell us something.
Rex: What is it Boy?
R.C. the Race Car: [RC whirrs his wheels]
Mr. Potato Head: He's saying that this is *no* accident!
Bo: What do you mean?
Mr. Potato Head: I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed, by Woody!
[the toys all stare at Woody in shock]
Woody: Wait a minute, You don't think I even meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you? Potato Head?
Mr. Potato Head: That's Mr. Potato Head to *you* you backstabbing murderer!
Woody: Now, guys, it was an accident. C'mon, you-you've gotta believe me.
Slinky: We believe ya, Woody. Right, Rex?
Rex: [nervously] Well, I mean, uh, I don't like confrontations!
Mr. Potato Head: Couldn't handle Buzz cutting on your playtime, could you Woody? Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz might be Andy's *new* favourite toy. So you got rid of him. Well what if Andy starts playing with *me* more Woody, huh? You gonna knock me out the window too?
Hamm: I don't think we should give him the chance.

Sid: [reading warning on rocket] "Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children." Cool! What am I gonna blow? Hey where's that wimpy cowboy doll?
[Woody hides inside the milk crate. Sid searching for Woody spots the milk crate and picks it up to find nothing]
Sid: [Sid continues to search as Woody clings to the inside of the crate, and steps on Buzz lying on the floor] Yes, I've always wanted to send a spaceman into orbit.
[Side puts the Milk Crate Woody had been hiding in onto a nearby desk. Woody watches in horror as Sid straps the Explosive Rocket onto Buzz with Duct Tape]
Sid: [noticing a lightning strike outside] Oh no!
Sid: [walking over to the window and bangs his head against it in frustration] Aww man!
[Sid places Buzz on the desk next to Woody, and starts up his alarm clock]
Sid: Sid Phillips reporting. Launch of shuttle has been delayed due to adverse weather conditions at the Launch Site. Tomorrow's forecast: sunny, Ha, ha, ha! Sweet dreams!

[repeated line]
Buzz: To infinity, and beyond!

Buzz: Years of Academy training wasted.

Buzz: What's going on?
Woody: Nothing that concerns you space man, just us toys.
Buzz: I'd better have a look anyway.
[he looks through Lenny the binoculars]
Buzz: Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?
Woody: [moves Lenny] That's why. Sid.
Buzz: [seeing a dog] Sure is a hairy fella...
Woody: [re-moving the binoculars] No, no, that's Scud, you idiot. *That* is Sid.
Buzz: [Sid is laughing maniacally] You mean that happy child?
Mr. Potato Head: That ain't no happy child!
Rex: He tortures toys - just for fun!

Woody: [whispering to Buzz from inside the Milk-crate, which he can't get out of since Sid placed a Toolbox on top of it] Psst! Hey Buzz!
[No response. Woody throws a washer against Buzz' visor. Buzz slowly looks over]
Woody: Hey! Get over here and see if you can get this toolbox off me!
[Buzz looks away]
Woody: Oh, come on Buzz. I can't do this without you. I need your help.
Buzz: I can't help. I can't help anyone.
Woody: Why sure you can, Buzz. You can get me out of here and then I'll get that rocket off you, and we'll make a break for Andy's house.
Buzz: Andy's house. Sid's house. What's the difference?
Woody: Buzz, you've had a big fall. You must not be thinking clearly!
Buzz: No, Woody. For the first time, I *am* thinking clearly. You were right all along. I'm not a Space Ranger. I'm just a toy. A stupid, little, insignificant toy.
Woody: Wait a minute. Being a toy is a lot better than being a Space Ranger.
Buzz: Yeah, right.
Woody: Not, it is!
[points through the window to Andy's room]
Woody: Look, over there in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest, and it's not because you're a Space Ranger, pal, it's because you're a toy. You are his toy!
Buzz: [Buzz looks at his plastic parts and fake control panel] But why would Andy want me?
Woody: [sighs] Why would Andy want you? Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear! Any other toy would give up his moving parts just to be you. You've got wings, you glow in the dark, you talk, your helmet does that... that whoosh thing. You're a cool toy. As a matter of fact, you're too cool. I mean - what chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure. All I can do is this.
[pulls his Pull String]
Woody: [voice box] There's a snake in my boot!
Woody: Why would Andy ever wanna play me me, when he's got you? I'm the one that should be strapped to that rocket.
[Woody leans against the milk-crate, and Buzz looks at the sole of his foot with Andy's name printed on. He glances back at Woody with a look of determination across his face from the words Woody gave to him]

Alien: [after being selected by The Claw] I have been chosen! Farewell, my friends. I go on to a better place.

- Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area.
- -We'll be much safer in the cockpit.
- -Yeah, bu...
- Buzz! Buzz!
- That's two lefts and a right, huh?
- -Thanks for the directions, okay?
- -Yeah. And remember, kid...
- Buzz!

Buzz: Terrain seems a bit unstable. No readout yet if the air is breathable. And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere...
Woody: [sneaks up on Buzz] Hello-o-o!
Buzz: HO-YAH!
[Woody screams. Buzz fires his "laser" at Woody]
Woody: Hey hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to. Sorry. Howdy. My name... is Woody... and this... is Andy's room. That's all I wanted to say. And also, there has been a bit of a mix-up. This is my spot, see... the bed here.
Buzz: [sees Woody's "Sheriff" star badge] Local law enforcement! It's about time you got here. I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit. My ship has crash-landed here by mistake.
Woody: Yes, it is a mistake, because, you see, the bed here is my spot.
Buzz: I need to repair my turbo boosters. Are you still using fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystallic fusion?
Woody: Well, let's see, we got double-A's.