The Best Mayor Dwayne Milford Quotes

Mayor: [Mayor Dwayne Milford is threatening to shoot Lana and Dr. Jacoby] Don't anybody move.
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Mr. Mayor - put the gun down!
Mayor: Anybody moves and I'll blast her into kingdom come!
[Points to Dr. Jacoby]
Mayor: And the hippie too!

Special: Fellows! I've got an idea. Why don't we let Lana and the Mayor talk things over together? Alone.
Mayor: I don't wanna talk! I wanna shoot!
Special: Now Dwayne, you can always shoot later!Talk first...

[repeated line]
Dwayne: [into a microphone] Is this thing on?