Top 1000 Quotes From Twin Peaks
Dale: Have you got your stories straight yet?
Bobby: If we tell you the truth, we don't have to get our stories straight.
- I thought you delivered meals here.
- Uh, the morning after poor Harold died, I found this in my mail.
- I meant to turn it in.
- It's for you.
- Thank you.
Donna: It's Harold's handwriting.
- Open it, Donna.
- How did you know?
- Laura told me in her dream.
- We're gonna need a lot stronger evidence than this.
- How about a confession, Harry?
- Truman: You have the right to an attorney.
- If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you.
- I 7! Do it alphabetically.
- She was beautiful.
- She was the love of my life, Harry.
- Okay, Lucy.
- Okay, yeah, just tell Harry
- I'll be right there, okay?
- Right.
- I know that gum.
- I used to chew it when I was a kid.
- That's my most favorite gum in the world.
- That gum you like is going to come back in style.
- My father killed me.
- Diane, I was wondering if you could overnight express to me two pair of those ear-pillow silicone earplugs which I used on my last trip to New York.
- Naturally, I didn't bring them with me on this trip, because I didn't feel it would be necessary.
- However...
- What's going on?
- Without chemicals he points.
- This morning at the great northern,
- Mike reached for his arm and fainted just when a certain person walked into the room.
- Harry, we need a warrant.
- A warrant for the arrest of Benjamin horne.
Leland: [in Bob's voice] Leland, Leland, you've been a good vehicle and I've enjoyed the ride. But now he's weak and full of holes. It's almost time to shuffle off to Buffalo!
Special: Does Leland know what you've done, Bob?
Leland: [as Bob] Leland's a babe in the woods, with a large hole where his conscious used to be. When I go children, I will pull that ripcord and you watch Leland remember. Watch him!
Special: God help me, l don't know where to start.
Deputy: You're on the path. You don't need to know where it leads. Just follow.
- You better get Dr. Hayward.
- Tell him to meet me up at the packard mill, the dock right below the dam.
- And roust that Andy out of bed, tell him to get his butt up there now.
- What is it?
- We got a body up there.
- Lucy, not a word about this to anyone until you hear from me.
[last lines]
[Leo enters a cabin in the woods]
Windom: No, no. It's okay. Come in. You look like you've had a hard night. I will help you. Come in. What's your name?
Leo: Leo.
Windom: Leo. Well, Leo... you can call me Windom. Windom Earle.
- Leland.
- Take him down to the holding cell.
- Okay. Well, one thing
- I really don't wanna see, ed, are any incidents with Mike.
- No jealous rages.
- Well, maybe just one.
- I give up.
- Jacoby: Nadine, you and ed are about to get a divorce.
- I think I've gone blind in my left eye.
- Hey.
- Let's get one thing straight between us, Princess.
- Okay.
- I don't wanna hear another complaint about you.
- When you work for me, everybody's your type.
- Been about ten hours since he went in there.
- Do you want a thermos of coffee?
- Do you want a plate special?
[last lines]
[Bob emerges from the red-curtained gateway of the Black Lodge]
Bob: I'm out!
- Hey, man, the story's cool, but you promised me beer.
- You told me there was gonna be a party.
- I mean, white lodge, black lodge?
- I mean, what's the big deal?
- In time, young man.
- Everything in time.
- I thought that Jacques Renault had...
- No.
- You have a strong case against him?
- Yes, we do.
- Oh, god.
- Will you be all right, Leland?
- Oh.
- The law will handle this.
- As it should be.
- Thanks, Harry. Agent Cooper.
- I don't know, maybe an older woman is just what you need.
- I don't wanna go out with anyone who can body-slam me.
- Well, what do you want me to do about it?
- I don't know, talk to her or something.
- Pretend you're still my girlfriend.
- Sorry, Mike,
- I'm not that good of an actress.
- Donna, this is serious.
- I'm gonna end up in traction.
- Jean Renault.
- What's the occasion?
- Are my premiums about to be raised?
- No, no. Nothing like that.
- Please.
- Please.
- Shelly wins miss twin peaks,
- Shelly dies.
- Maybe you'd like to help.
- Shelly. No.
- Good god, what have you got there?
- No, Leo, I'm begging you.
- I prithee. Have mercy, Leo.
- Love Shelly.
- That is achingly clear.
- And not unappreciated.
- I'll put a lamp in the window, you'll be my first call when she comes home to roost.
- Thank you.
- No, thank you.
- Please come in.
- Would you like some lemonade?
- I also have some saltines and some apple butter.
- Or would you like to wash your hands?
- No, thanks.
- I insist.
Man: Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song... and there's always music in the air.
- I know the feeling.
- I couldn't promise you that I would always make sense or do things that you would expect me to do.
- Annie, I don't expect anything.
- Then I accept your kind and generous offer.
- Good. I'm glad.
- Hey, snake!
- Don't take any oink-oink off that pretty pig.
- Don't you worry about that.
- After me.
- Ha-ha-ha.
- Excuse me.
- Benjamin horne here.
- Time to black flag that little firebug.
- Leo Johnson's gonna get a house call.
- Proceed.
- Doc, I'm gonna release her to you, but I want her back up here for questioning first thing in the morning.
- All right, Harry.
- Andy, hawk, put James back in number 4.
- James.
- It's gonna be all right.
- And I thought I knew her, but I didn't.
- I guess nobody did.
- I'm sorry.
- My life used to make sense, you know?
- I didn't like it all the time, but it was mine.
- And I felt like it belonged to me.
- But they got better.
- I was misinformed. I'm the father.
- Oh, brother.
- Aren't I?
Gwen: Oh, yeah. Oh, come here.
- You want to see your mean aunt Lucy.
- Oh, aren't you neat, you little snooky-bookems.
- Oh, I'm sure there was.
- Oh, god.
- This will take a little while to sink in, I suppose.
- I suppose it will.
- God help her miserable soul.
- I loved her.
Jerry: Sweetheart, I'd like to order two drinks.
- One double scotch on the rocks and my brother would like a double scotch on the rocks.
- That's two double scotch on the rocks.
- Next stop, rocket science.
Benjamin: Jerry.
- What's with the dance?
- Oh, heh, my boss told me I should enter a pageant. Miss twin peaks.
- You can kid about it, but you are very pretty.
- I think you should enter it.
- Thanks, but I don't think of myself as pretty.
- It's an inner thing, you know.
- They just had all these really big horses, you know.
- And you will not believe what they made him do.
- What?
- What?
- They made him... thank you.
- They made him stand in the middle,
- Truman: Yeah.
Lana: And take his clown costume completely off.
- I'm sorry, Shelly.
- Me too.
- Are they gonna put him in prison?
- I know he's a suspect in several felonies.
- I guess at the moment he's kind of in prison anyway.
- Will: Yes, he is.
- Well, thank you, doctor.
- No, I'm fine.
- I always knew inside, once you got to know me, we'd be together forever.
- That's not your bike, is it, ed?
- It's James.
- James who?
- And, well, you see,
- I have a convention in spokane, and so I just thought I'd swing by and surprise them.
- Which daughter are you?
- Oh. Donna.
- Donna.
- Would you like to come in,
- Dr. Craig?
- I'd appreciate that.
- It didn't feel that good.
- I can change that.
- It's wrong.
- Love isn't wrong, James.
- Please don't leave me.
- Don't leave me alone with him.
- About time you got here.
- They move so slowly when they're not afraid.
- Come on, then.
- My log does not judge.
- Not exactly.
- But she said she couldn't see me anymore.
- Why?
- She didn't say.
- You recognize this necklace?
- Yes, sir.
- This isn't funny, Bobby.
- I'm not laughing.
- We're lucky.
- We're lucky we're in jail.
- Because you know what's gonna go down with Leo when we get out.
- Shut up, man.
- Don't mention one word about Leo Johnson.
- You do not know Leo Johnson.
FBI: Agent Cooper, it's showtime. You've heard the charges. What do you wish to present as your defense?
Special: I have no defense. I am completely confident that in the rightness of my actions. Some of it occurred outside of Bureau guidelines, and I will pay the price for that. But I am innocent of any criminal wrongdoing. If they wish to charge me, I will defend myself in a court of law.
FBI: Dale. There's a right way and a wrong way to do this. And the first thing we expect is for a Bureau man to stand up for himself. A man who can't, who doesn't even try, well, he may be packing feathers where his spine is supposed to be.
Special: Roger. I know the moves I'm supposed to make. And I know the board.
FBI: So?
Special: I've been doing a lot of thinking lately. And I've started to focus out beyond the edge of the board. On a bigger game.
FBI: What game?
Special: The sound the wind makes through the vines. The sentience of animals. What we fear in the dark and what lies beyond the darkness.
FBI: What the hell are you talking about?
Special: I'm talking about seeing beyond fear, Roger. About looking at the world with love.
FBI: They're liable to extradite you for murder and drug trafficking.
Special: These are things I cannot control.
- Room and board and anything else you think is fair.
- I really do need to have this fixed before Jeffrey gets home.
- I'd like you to stay, James.
- I'd enjoy the company.
- Okay.
- It's settled then. I'll leave you to it.
Dale: Laura Palmer's murder was vicious and calculated. There's no telling what we'll encounter, bringing a suspect to ground. After Andy's mishap at the motel, I wanna make absolutely certain each of us is comfortable and confident with our firearms.
Deputy: Nice piece.
Dale: Actually, it's standard issue. I made a few modifications. How long has Lucy been upset with Andy?
Sheriff: Body language?
Dale: In this case, it was yelling through a megaphone.
Sylvia: Let Dr. Jacoby see what he can do.
- We gotta go.
- No, no.
- Jacoby: You do it, then.
Sylvia: Am I going to have to call Dr. Jacoby every damn time
- I have a problem with Johnny?
- We'll be back to check on you later.
- Good night, officers.
- Every day, once a day, give yourself a present.
- Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen.
- It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good hot black coffee, like this.
- A present. Like Christmas?
- They seal the edges with a sugar glaze...
- Mm.
- And bake it under glass.
- Man: Mr. Horne, Mr. Horne.
- It is to die for.
- Have you seen Audrey today?
- No, I haven't.
- Cooper: Couldn't hurt to give it a shot.
- Maybe next year.
- Annie, there's a whole world out there.
- Jump in.
- "Hear the other side.
- See the other side."
- St. augustine.
- Coffee?
- You bet.
- Man: Good lord.
- This way.
Big: It's not the first time, it won't be the last, but I'm in that doghouse again.
Shelly: Leo.
- Leo?
- Hey, Mr. Horne, how's it going?
- What, uh...? What is this you're doing here, exactly?
- Gettysburg, day one.
- The south is winning.
- I followed Hank, got those pictures you wanted.
Special: Gentlemen, when when Windom Earle arrived in Twin Peaks I assumed he had come for vengeance, for me, but I miscalculated. He has insinuated himself into the lives of people I care for. He has murdered innocents. He has engaged us in subterfuge and red herring, a fish I don't particularly care for. All of these acts are merely camouflage. He's been after something else all along: the Black Lodge.
Eileen: Hello, Ben.
- I need to talk to you.
- I want you rockin' back inside my heart rockin' back inside my heart shadow in my house
Singer: Dust is dancing in the space
- A dog and bird are far away
- The sun comes up and down each day
- Are you?
- Yeah, of course I am. Yes.
- Bobby, opportunity knocks.
- I want you to follow Hank Jennings.
- I want you to chronicle his existence.
- Show me something that I don't already know.
- Really? Like a salesman?
- Oh, no, I'm thinking more executive suite.
- Bobby, that sounds great.
- I'm gonna give you anything you want.
- Um, I want a full-time nanny.
- Maybe a French maid.
- Bobby.
- Annie, the face of the man who killed you?
- Annie?
- Caroline.
Maj. Garland Briggs: Bobby, may I share something with you? A vision I had in my sleep last night-as distinguished from a dream, which is a mere sorting and cataloguing of the day's events by the subconscious. This was a vision: fresh and clear as a mountain stream, the mind revealing itself to itself. In my vision I was on the veranda of a vast estate, a palazzo of some fantastic proportion. There seemed to emanate from it a light, from within this gleaming, radiant marble. I had known this place. I had, in fact, been born and raised there, and this was my first return-a reunion with the deepest wellsprings of my being. Wandering about, I noticed happily that the house had been immaculately maintained. There had been added a number of additional rooms, but in a way that blended so seamlessly with the original construction, one would never detect any difference. Returning to the house's grand foyer, there came a knock at the door. My son was standing there. He was happy and carefree, clearly living a life of deep harmony and joy. We embraced-a warm and loving embrace, nothing withheld. We were, in this moment, one. My vision ended. I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism and confidence in you and your future. That was my vision. It was you.
[first lines]
Dale: Diane, 6:18 AM, room 315, Great Northern Hotel here in Twin Peaks.
- Fine tradition.
- I worked with the pageant for years.
- I entered.
- Really?
- You never seemed very interested before.
- Well, I guess I just figured
- I could use the scholarship money to study overseas.
- You think I went too far?
- Harry?
- Hey.
- Well, I guess this is goodbye.
- Major Briggs says there's a frying pan full of steelhead trout out there with my name on them.
- That's why I figure you're gonna be needing this.
Ben: [after a fight with his daughter] Laura died two days ago. I lost you years ago.
Special: Did you kill Laura Palmer?
[Leland, as Bob, hoots and yells like a wolf]
Leland: [in Bob's voice] That's a "yes".
Special: How about Maddy Ferguson?
Leland: What do you think?
Special: I'm asking you.
Leland: No really, what do you think?
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Answer the question.
Leland: Well, yeah gee wiz, I guess I kinda, sorta did. I have this thing for knifes. Just like what happended to you that time in Pittsburgh, Cooper!
- The little pine weasel...
- Is about to become a household word.
- Then what?
- Then I am considering a run for the senate.
- Thank you.
- You're right.
- It's all ahead of us.
- Plenty of time.
Nadine: Eddie?
- Eddie?
- No, no, no.
- I may as well talk to her now.
- but not his body.
- One only known to you.
- Ready now to talk.
- One more thing.
- You forgot something.
- What?
- How do I do that?
- Oh, you have all the clues you need.
- The answer is not here, my friend.
- The answer is here.
- I don't understand.
- So much responsibility.
- It's a baguette, with brie and butter.
- I had four of these damn things every day I was there.
- You got to try this thing.
- Here, go ahead, eat it, go ahead.
- Go ahead.
- Oh, yeah.
- You two had a big fight last week, didn't you?
- If I had a fight with her, if I sang songs with her, if I went skipping rope with her, what difference does it make?
- Bobby, here's how this works.
- We ask the questions, and you answer the questions that we ask.
- Briefly and to the point.
[the Giant appears before Cooper again who's asleep]
The: Sorry to wake you.
Dale: I wasn't dreaming.
The: I forgot to tell you something.
Dale: You were right about the smiling bag.
The: The things I tell you will not be wrong.
Dale: But, I...
The: Better to listen, than to talk.
Dale: I believe you.
The: Don't search for all the answers at once. A path is formed by laying one stone at a time. One person saw the third man that night. Three have seen him, yes, but not his body. Only one, known to you, ready now to talk. One more thing, you forgot something.
Dale: What?
[the Giant disappears as we see Audrey Horne's "help me" note under Cooper's bed]
- Can you tell me how long she's had this box?
- I'd say about six months.
- Um, I could check for you.
- Would you, please?
- And close the door on the way out.
- Okay.
- Thank you.
- Look, James, mind your own business.
- Are you afraid?
- Are you afraid of your husband?
- Are you?
- There's nothing to talk about.
- I know what it's like to be alone.
- Harry, let me buy you a beer. Bartender?
- All right, I'm coming!
- All right!
- Hey, we're not op...
- Oh, fart.
- Woman 1: I don't know about you...
- Man: Excuse me.
- Get some of this Waldorf salad here.
- There we go.
- Woman 2: Nice to see you too.
- Woman 3: Yeah.
- Here, sheriff.
- The murder weapon.
- She might as well have blown his brains out with a rifle.
- He never could say no to a woman.
- You old fool.
[repeated line]
Dale: Damn good coffee!
Pete: She's dead - wrapped in plastic
Evelyn: [in a bar] Headed somewhere?
James: I'm sorry?
Evelyn: Is there some place you're going to, or running from?
James: [laughs] You got the wrong guy. I'm alright.
Evelyn: Men are always alright. Right up until they pull the trigger. And then we watch the neighbors solemnly march out to the news cameras to tell us: "He was such a nice, quiet guy."
James: [chuckles] Well, I'm only quiet on the outside.
Evelyn: I can almost hear what's inside from here... Live nearby?
- When, Andy?
- "February 9, 1988."
- Teresa banks.
- Looks like Leo has an alibi for the night
- Teresa banks was murdered.
- Good work, Andy.
- Yeah. Woof.
Pete: Audrey, there are many cures for a broken heart. But nothing quite like a trout's leap in the moonlight.
Sarah: Laura, sweetheart, I'm not going to tell you again.
[She takes a drag on a cigarette]
Sarah: Yes I am. Laura!
- Harry, do you still have that bottle of Irish in your office?
- I wanna put some in a little warm milk for the widow milford.
- O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright.
- It seems she hangs against the cheek of night like a rich Jewel in an ethiope's ear.
- Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear.
Catherine: Oh no, my mistake. I'd gotten used to our conducting business and pleasure.
Benjamin: Sweetheart, it's all the same to me.
Dr. Will Hayward: [He sees Bobby Briggs pretending to surf on the hood of his car with a beer in hand] You're not drinking and driving, are you?
Mike: Well we're, uh, all pretty broken up about what happened today, sir. Besides, Bobby is doing most of the driving.
Shelly: I've got one man too many in my life and I'm married to him. Sound familiar?
Norma: Maybe you should have a little talk with Leo.
Shelly: Leo doesn't talk, he hits. He was so great at first, you know. This flashy guy in his hot car. Then we get married and I find out all he was looking for was a maid he didn't have to pay. I feel so stupid.
Norma: Look at us. Two men apiece and we don't know what to do with any of the four of them.
- Two symbols combined into a larger whole.
- But for what purpose?
- I don't know.
- Beats me.
- The tattoos are the question.
- This must be the answer.
- Sometimes an outsider can forget that.
- Well, the salmon was fresh and firm and just a little bit overdone.
- Mine too.
- Just right.
- Would you excuse me for a minute, please?
- I'll join you.
- Ladies, hurry back.
- in the legends and folklore of ancient Iceland.
- Vestigial. Absolutely.
- Heba, did you know that was an American figure of speech?
- No, Jerry. Ha, ha.
- Heba, heba.
- You never heard that before?
- No, Jerry. Ha-ha-ha.
- Josie.
- It's time.
- I can't be with you unless I know.
- Oh, Harry.
- The truth.
- Is something wrong?
- No.
- You just frightened me, that's all.
- Uh, come here.
- Tell me about this orchid. This one.
- They've already scraped for particles.
- No, that's not what I'm looking for.
- Oh, no, there's nothing here.
- Not a thing.
- Don't go there.
- Don't go there.
- Ronnie?
- Ronette?
- Don't sound so disappointed.
- My god, Lucy.
- I'm so honored you made this decision.
- And I promise I'll be a great father.
- But right now
- I've got to find agent Cooper.
Bobby: Strive for goodness? Tell the hardest truth first?
John: Just do the best you can. That's all you really can do.
Benjamin: Oh, thank god.
- All right, let's everyone just get into the car.
Donna: This is from a long time ago, is that okay? I was about thirteen years old, fourteen maybe. Me and Laura put on our tightest, shortest skirts. Too tight, but Laura talked me into it. We're going to the roadhouse to meet boys. Their names are... Josh, Rick, and Tim. They're about twenty years old and they're nice to us... and they make us feel like we're older. Rick asks if we wanna go party and Laura says "yes"... and all of a sudden I feel this knot tightening up in my stomach. But when Laura gets in the truck I go anyway. There's a stream in the woods... full moon, I think. It's pale and light out. Laura starts to dance around the boys. She begins to move her hips back and forth. Rick starts to clap but Tim doesn't do anything, he just watches. Somehow that makes me angry, so I say "LET'S GO SKINNY DIPPING!". We take off our clothes. I know the boys are watching. Laura starts to kiss Josh and Rick. I don't know what to do, so I swim away. I feel like I want to run, but I don't. Tim swims up to me. He kisses my hand and then me. I can still feel that kiss. His lips are warm and sweet. My heart jumps. He's talking but I can't hear him. Only the kiss. I never saw him again. That was the first time I ever fell in love. That's all.
- her smile was to say it was all right to cry the woods was our sadness the dance was her calling it was Laura and she came to kiss me goodbye
- So, what's with the coffee?
- Coffee?
- It's for uncle Leland.
- You don't have coffee at home?
- James, I can't talk now.
- I need to go.
- You need to go?
- Where are you going?
- Home. Bye, James.
- And I've got something else for you here.
- You can come on in.
- I know Laura was your best friend.
- You've been through a lot today.
- We're finished here for the time being.
- Okay.
- which is near my desk.
- Mm-hm, mm-hm.
- Okay, okay.
- Well, I pretended to be typing, but I was typing what Mike and Bobby were saying.
- And, well, they didn't say exactly who it was they were talking about, but anyway, here's what they were saying.
- They said the person we're looking for is a biker.
- You've cracked a big case.
- You've been under a lot of pressure.
- I may recommend a full psychological workup.
- Thanks for your candor, Roger.
- So long, fellas.
- Randy, has Audrey returned?
- No, sir.
- No messages from her?
- No, sir.
- Would you send someone up for my bags, please?
- Certainly.
- Hey, Albert.
- Looks like you were more right than you know.
- Looks like a new pair of boots and a lot of cocaine.
- Andy.
- Good work.
- Hot damn that pie is good!
- What shall we drink to?
- To Laura.
- To Laura.
- In our hearts and memories, locked.
Special: Are you Laura Palmer?
Laura: [talking backwards; subtitled] I feel like I know her but sometimes, my arms bend back...
- Andy, the knight has to do the little hook thing.
- Every time?
Pete: It's a privilege.
- No one else gets to make that move.
- Okay, Mr. Martell.
- I guess some people don't know quite as much as they think they do.
- Check.
- Sycamore trees.
- An opening to a gateway.
- Footprints.
Audrey: But don't you like me?
- I like you very much.
- You're beautiful, intelligent, desirable.
- You're everything that a man wants in his life.
- But what you need right now, more than anything else, is a friend.
- Someone who will listen.
- Is hawk ready?
- Yeah, he's outside in the Van.
- I got that brand-new Cadillac you wanted.
- Good. It's perfect for our cover.
- High rollers from the tri-cities.
- Oral surgeons, Harry.
- Big spenders vacationing among the firs.
- Well, they don't need a circus.
- And this poor bastard, he seems to be a heady cabbage.
- Thoughts, Cooper?
- I feel the killer will eventually be apprehended.
- You have to watch these.
- They sneak up on you.
Bobby: Mr Horne, I have a great admiration for you.
Benjamin: Admiration is for poets and dairy cows, Bobby.
Bobby: I don't know what you mean by that.
- Is he on something?
- Only what you prescribed.
- I think he did take a little bit of his food.
- My god, could that be it?
Cooper: Gentlemen. When two separate evens occur simultaneously pertaining to the same object in inquiry we must always pay strict attention.
- There were two. I saw them.
- You believe me, don't you?
- Of course I do.
- There's nothing unusual in this one.
- Oh, there were two.
- I swear, there were two.
FBI: [to the waitress who has just poured him a cup of coffee] Wait a minute, wait a minute.
[he savors his first sip]
FBI: You know, this is - excuse me - a damn fine cup of coffee. I've had I can't tell you how many cups of coffee in my life and this, this is one of the best. Now I'd like two eggs over hard. I know, don't tell me, it's hard on the arteries, but old habits die hard, just about as hard as I want those eggs.
Singer: Dust is dancing in the space
- I'm so sorry.
- God help you.
- You actually sound like you mean it.
- I do. For you, for me, the future.
- Catherine, why don't you take this opportunity to transcend a lifetime of megalomania and egocentricity, and write us a big fat check to help stop ghostwood?
- I mean, if you was laying odds on the last person standing after an atomic war,
- I'd have bet on her.
- Yeah, she was a tiger, all right.
- Ah, no use mincing words.
- She was plain hell to live with.
Deputy: Listen, the Tacoma Sperm Bank was looking for donors. Naturally, I applied because it was my civic duty... and I like whales. A routine physical revealed that I was sterile. Sure I thought that meant that I didnt have to take a bath. But then they told me the truth. Cheryl, I cant have babies. So how are you pregnant?"
- Man 1: Red 36.
- Woman: Sorry, I guess our date's off.
- Sir, are you absolutely sure you want another card?
- Yes, please.
- Twenty-one, can you beat that?
- Mother always said I was born lucky.
- Sold.
- Well, tomorrow comes early.
- Diane, it's 12:28 am.
- Looks like I'll be staying locally at a place called the great northern hotel.
- Sheriff's getting me a rate.
- When you least expect it.
- Lana?
- Oh, did I do that?
- What are you looking for?
- Well, now, I don't know the exact technical name for it, but...
- Does anything...?
- Does anything in here look like it?
Lana: Oh, I think this might be it.
Dick: Oh, by George, I think you've got it.
- That bastard.
- Come here.
- Bobby, if he finds out about us, he's gonna kill you.
- If he ever does this to you again,
- I'll kill him.
- I mean it.
- Bobby.
- Please.
- Evelyn.
- Give me the gun, Evelyn.
- Evelyn, give me the gun.
- No.
Malcolm: Evelyn, give me the gun.
- No.
- Evelyn. Evelyn.
- I can't do this, Malcolm.
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: This is Special Agent Dale Cooper.
Dr. Lawrence Jacoby: [He removes an earplug] Gary Cooper?
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Agent Cooper.
- Clear this up for me.
- I wouldn't expect you to understand.
- I will strive to be understanding.
- Do you have any idea what a combination of sexual maturity and superhuman strength can result in?
- Little Audrey horne just walked in.
- Yeah, I saw her at church.
- Wonder what she's doing down here.
- Hi, Audrey.
- Hi, Norma.
- Can I have a cup of coffee, please?
- Sure.
- Remind me to stop at the hardware store to get those 60-watt bulbs.
- He told you this?
- Yes.
- What are you gonna do?
- Harry.
- What are you gonna do?
- Are you gonna arrest him?
- Cooper: Audrey, I don't want you to say a word about this to anyone.
- Okay.
- Cooper: Okay. Now, go on home.
- Almost like a dog barking.
- Jacques stops moving.
- I look up to see who's holding the pillow.
- Who is it?
- Do you see who it is?
- I know him.
- You straightened her out yet?
- I don't know what's up with her, man.
- Forget her.
- I got it figured, Laura and her.
- That cop mentioned something about the letter j.
- We're looking at some freaking biker.
- And some freaking biker's gonna get his head busted open.
- What's his name?
- And we'll finish this quick.
- Cooper: Is that the cabin we're looking for?
- Maybe, maybe not.
- You might wanna hang back a step, doc.
- Huh. Might want to, anyway.
- He's coming to work at the roadhouse?
- He the bartender, isn't he?
- Bernard, we've got you tied up in a chair.
- You're mixed up with your brother in a wide variety of felonies.
- What I wanna know is, why in the world would you tell us where and when to find him?
- Bob...
- I know you're near.
- I'm after you now.
- You hear that?
- You've got about one hour to think about what you've done to me.
- And think about it.
- Because by then
- Bobby Briggs is gonna be dead.
- You broke my heart.
- I'm over to bend, Oregon, official business, real hush-hush.
- Good luck to all of you.
- Coop.
- Gordon.
- Take good care of Mike.
- It was real nice meeting you fellas.
- Sheriff.
- Safe journey, chief.
- Sweetie?
- But, Lucy, it's horrible.
- Andy.
- Sweetie.
- Oh, god.
DEA: I understand we're both staying at the Great Northern. How's the food up there?
Dale: Dennis, you're in for a big surprise.
Sheriff: So are they.
Audrey: [to Cooper] I prayed... I prayed that you would come. And you did.
- I'm so clumsy lately.
- I can hardly believe it.
Norma: Shelly, get those band-aids, and I'll get a towel.
- Oh, Eddie.
- I am so happy
- I could just kiss you to death.
- Smell those Douglas firs.
- What's down there?
- An old logging road.
- The only access is five miles back at the packard mill.
- And I told doc hayward his daughter was okay.
- My fault, Harry, not yours.
James: Thanks, Joey.
Joey: No problem, James.
- I know about the dark tunnel you can fall into.
- It happened before I went away.
- It happened because of that boy.
- Something similar happened to me.
- It made me wanna disappear from the world.
- Because of that, maybe I can help you.
- Harold, no, you don't understand.
- Maddy!
- The things that you must have seen.
- I saw so much.
- We'll sort it out.
- Together.
- Yes, daddy.
- You and I.
- That's my girl.
- Cooper, how long you been here?
- Twelve days, sir.
- They're not gonna try him.
- No?
- Leo is coming home.
- I'll advise you to keep your eye on the woods.
- The woods are wondrous here...
- But strange.
- I'm sorry, ed.
- I think I let things get a little out of hand.
Nadine: Oh, no. No.
The: My log saw something that night.
Benjamin: Leo Johnson?
Hank: He's in a coma. Looks like brain damage.
Jerry: With Leo, how could they tell?
Benjamin: Why isn't he dead?
Hank: I caught him center shot with a 44. Couldn't risk going inside. Neighborhood was hot, I had to sneak past patrols as it was.
Benjamin: Anybody see you?
Hank: Negative. He was chopping wood.
Jerry: Chopping wood, inside?
Hank: Yeah, you know Leo.
Jerry: Wait a minute, chopping wood inside?
Hank: Yeah, you know Leo.
- Gazing at you reciting the verse of shelley, you look very much like a queen.
- Thank you.
- I guess I better be going.
- Nice meeting you.
- Perhaps we'll meet again someday.
- Yeah.
- So if you wanna get out of here pronto, you're gonna have to let Bobby be your doctor.
- So let's just have a look here, miss Shelly.
- Oh, you seem to be coming along splendidly.
- Deep breath.
- I'd say you're on your way to a complete recovery.
- This is the end of it, Josie.
- There are no other options.
- I want you at the station house by 9:00.
- Or I come and find you.
- I saw it, man.
- You gotta get me out of here, Leo.
- Border run.
- Where are you?
- Phone booth by the cash and carry.
- And I don't like waiting, man.
- Shut up. I'm on my way.
- Where you going?
- You don't need to know.
Bobby: Norma, I'll see you in my dreams.
Norma: Not if I see you first.
- It's the second one you lost this year.
- I'm gonna teach you a lesson now,
- Shelly, about taking care of my property.
- That means making sure things aren't lost or damaged.
- Oh, god, please, Leo.
- This is gonna hurt you.
- No.
- We're...
- We're planning a service...
- But they haven't found the body.
- Oh, Pete.
- In a couple of days we'll go ahead.
- I don't know exactly what we'll be burying.
- Sarah, darling.
- I'm sorry to disturb you, sweetheart, but, uh, Donna hayward is here.
- Take this now.
- I'll send her in.
- Try not to upset her.
- Okay.
- house security, I want the works.
- As soon as she's announced.
- Our next entry is Lana budding-milford, who will perform a dance of, uh...
- Contortionistic jazz exotica.
- Lana?
- Agent Coop...
Albert: Mr. Horne, I realize that your position in this fair community pretty well guarantees venality, insincerity, and a rather irritating method of expressing yourself. Stupidity, however, is not necessarily a inherent trait, therefore, please listen closely. You can have a funeral any old time. You dig a hole, you plant a coffin. I, however, cannot perform these tests next year, next month, next week or tomorrow - I must perform them now. I've got a lot of cutting and pasting to do, gentlemen, so why don't you please return to your porch rockers and resume whittling.
Annie: [talking backwards; subtitled] Dale... I saw the face of the man who killed me.
Dale: Annie? The face of the man who killed you?
Annie: [talking backwards] It was my husband.
Dale: Annie?
Annie: [talking backwards] Who's Annie? It's me.
[the Caroline doppelgänger appears]
Caroline: [talking backwards] It's me. It's me.
Dale: Caroline?
Annie: [reappears; talking backwards] You must be mistaken. I'm alive.
Annie: I'd like to quote these words from Chief Seattle, leader of the Suquamish tribe. "Your dead are soon forgotten and never return. Our dead never forget the beautiful world that gave them being. They still love its verdant valleys, its murmuring rivers, its majestic mountains." When the last red man has vanished from this earth, these forests and shores will still hold their spirits. For the Indians love the earth as a newborn loves its mother's heartbeat. Why have we all lost touch with this beauty? Maybe saving a forest starts with preserving some of the feelings that die inside us every day - those parts of ourselves that we deny. For if we cannot respect that interior land, then neither can we respect the land we walk. So let us, in walking gently upon the earth, leave behind a simple legacy: that we're new warriors, mystic warriors, who love the earth, and try to save it. Thank you very much.
- We don't know what will happen or when, but there are owls in the roadhouse.
- Something is happening, isn't it, Margaret?
Tim: [holding a pine weasel] Unfortunately this little friendly fella is incredibly curious, making him very easy for one to trap.
[the weasel moves towards Dick]
Tim: He is also attracted to bright shiny objects.
Dick: Must be my studs.
Tim: And also, it is amazing, he is particularly attracted to various smells, like, believe it or not, very cheap cologne. I think he wants to give you a kiss, Dick.
Dick: Oh please, Mr Pinkle!
- Well, that's not true.
- The menus are very presentable.
- Oh, I'm joking.
- Honestly, let me make a suggestion.
- If you wanna serve a truly memorable omelet, try white veal sausage and morel mushrooms.
- Thanks. I'll go pick the mushrooms.
- Man: I can't believe a little crumb like that can stand up to this cram Jack all-duty vise.
- On three. One, two and three!
- I'm sorry, Andrew.
- That was my fault.
- Dumb boxes!
- Andrew!
- I'll recycle this.
- Bookhouse boy patch.
- We all agreed.
- You're one of us now.
- Harry, I am honored beyond my ability to express myself.
- You wear that in good health.
- You ever need us, we'll be there.
- Did she say anything to you?
- She said good night.
- And I said good...
- Good night, sweetheart.
The: Through the darkness of futures past/ The magician longs to see/ One chants out between two worlds/ Fire Walk With Me
- Yes, unfortunately.
- We'll have to go some other time.
- But you promised. Can't we go?
- Ah... Nicky. Ha-ha-ha.
- You know, dick, it's close to my lunch hour.
- If you'd like, Nicky, I'd sure enjoy taking you two guys out for a malted.
- How would that be? oh, boy.
Albert: [to Sheriff Truman] Now you listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you Sheriff Truman.
[he leaves the room]
Dale: [to Sheriff Truman] Albert's path is a strange and difficult one.
- Men before us.
- Men before them.
- More after we're gone.
- A secret society.
- Why don't we take agent Cooper for a little ride?
- Where to?
- The bookhouse.
Catherine: Didn't he want to talk to me?
Pete: Yeah, but we told him you were on your world tour, he should contact your press agent.
Bobby: [to James Hurley] When you least expect it...
[He and Mike Nelson bark and howl]
- the magician longs to see one chants out between two worlds fire walk with me
- I'll catch you with my death bag you may think I've gone insane but I promise I will kill again!
- In the other room, the girl dreams of fishes and dark iakebeds and tangle weeds.
- What about blackie?
- I've waited long enough.
- We have our fun tonight.
- Kiss me.
- Andy: Right. Okay. Bye.
- I made it a little strong.
- Okay.
- You made it just right, Annie.
- With his daughter dead?
- You know, you love a good steak but you don't want to know how it got on your plate.
- You must be serious about your business, blackie.
- How are you gonna do the girl?
- Renault: Voila.
- We used to come visit twin peaks when I was a kid.
- It was great.
- We'd pretend we were sisters.
- I wish I'd known her better.
- It's so sad.
- Well, it was nice to meet you,
- James Hurley.
James: Nice to meet you too.
- It fits.
- See the mountains kiss high heaven, and the waves clasp one another no sister-flower would be forgiven if it disdain 'd its brother and the sunlight clasps the earth, and the moonbeams kiss the sea...
- What is all this sweet work worth, if thou kiss not me?
- This is weird.
Donna: I'll say.
- Oh, no, you mean ed.
- Yeah, big ed.
Shelly: Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm a little better at faces than names, I guess.
- Oh.
- Yeah, big ed.
- Man 1: Hello there.
- If you have a problem with this,
- I know you didn't ask to hear it.
- I don't have a problem. You tell me.
- It's true she was out of town this week, but she wasn't traveling.
- What she does is she goes to another town, shacks up in some cheap hotel with a couple of bottles and picks up guys and...
Dale: At a time like this, curiously, you begin to think of the things regret or the things you might miss. I would like, in general, to treat people with much more care and respect. I would like to climb a tall hill--not too tall--sit in the cool grass--not too cool--and feel the sun on my face. I wish I could have cracked the Lindbergh kidnapping case. I would very much like to make love to a beautiful woman who I had genuine affection for. And, of course, it goes without saying that I would like to visit Tibet. I wish they could get their country back and the Dalai Lama could return. Oh, I would like that very much. All in all, a very interesting experience.
- But first, we must decide to give up quietly or to kill him.
- Then we both die.
- I know.
- Is my death so important to you?
- My two brothers died.
- I hold you responsible.
- Why?
- Is there a phone number in there?
- No.
- Does she say where she's staying?
- No, no, she goes off to Seattle once every three months or so.
- You want my opinion, I think she goes over there to indulge a secret vice.
- What's that?
- Shopping.
- Comes back with half a department store.
- What's this all about?
- I'm a shoe salesman.
- Truman: Settle down, Mr. Gerard.
- He just asked you a question.
- If you won't tell us, we can find out.
- What did it say?
- It said "mom."
Dale: Who are you?
"Mike": My name is Mike.
Dale: What are you?
"Mike": I am an inhabiting spirit.
Dale: Who is Phillip Gerard?
"Mike": He is host to me.
Dale: You spoke to me in my dream, about Bob.
"Mike": He was my familiar.
Dale: Where does Bob come from?
"Mike": That cannot be revealed.
Dale: What does Bob want?
"Mike": He is Bob, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run. Do you understand the parasite? It attaches itself to a life form and feeds. Bob requires a human host. He feeds on fear and the pleasures. They are his children. I am similar to Bob. We once were partners.
Dale: Through the darkness of futures past / The magician longs to see
"Mike": One chance out between two worlds / Fire walk with me. But then I saw the face of God and was purified. I took off the arm, but remained close to this vessel, inhabiting from time to time for one single purpose.
Dale: To find Bob.
"Mike": To stop him. This is his true face. But few can see it. The gifted and the damned.
Dale: Is Bob near us now?
"Mike": For nearly 40 years.
Dale: Where?
"Mike": A large house made of wood. Surrounded by trees. The house is filled with many rooms, each alike, but occupied by different souls, night after night.
Dale: The Great Northern Hotel.
- They're going to be buried side by side.
- So they can keep an eye on each other.
- I guess you have your reasons to be bitter.
- Oh, just call me a healthy skeptic.
- Now, why did you really come to see me?
- I came here to give you a gift.
- May I?
- Poor Leo. Ha-ha-ha.
- We are all love's fools, more or less.
- But you will learn, as I have, the value of hate.
- He thinks you're general Jeb Stuart.
- Oh. You're in the cavalry.
- Jeb, there is a great day upon us.
- By dawn, our troops will be on the outskirts of Washington.
- By midday, it will fall.
- And we will once again walk on our cherished fields at home.
- Sometimes I actually feel dizzy.
- A man in love is supposed to feel that way.
- Well, my symptoms suggest the onset of malaria.
- But I've never felt better in my life.
- I'm sorry, Harry, that sounds foolish.
- No, no, man, it sounds lucky.
- You big bully!
- Eddie?
- Can you hear me?
- Nadine?
- Yeah, Nadine's here.
- Don't you worry about a thing, baby.
- Nadine will take care of everything.
- The blackout and the fire drew everyone out of the building.
- How long has he been dead?
- It's hard to say.
- We'll need an autopsy.
- Doc, if you lift up the victim's shirt,
- I believe you'll find a stab wound, one inch beneath the sternum, penetrating upwards, severing the aorta.
- Cooper: Looks like a hog to me.
- Truman: Holy smoke.
- Holy smoke.
- Jeez Louise.
- Not long. Six weeks.
- Andrew died a year and a half ago.
- Fellas, don't drink that coffee.
- You'd never guess.
- There was a fish in the percolator.
- Sorry.
- Ben, I gotta go.
- They're gassing up the jet as we speak.
- Well, you can call her when you get to wherever it is you are in such a hurry to get to.
- A friend of mine...
- He was more than a friend. He was a partner... he's been murdered.
- I will return.
- Until that time,
- I will be in the shadows if you need me.
- Good day, gentlemen.
- Cooper: Good day, major.
- In the shadows. Can you beat that?
- Nope.
- Excuse me, sheriff, agent Cooper, may I show you something?
- Bye. Wheeler: Bye.
Benjamin: Travel safely, Audrey.
- Ed, is there something that you'd like to tell Nadine?
- Nadine...
- Norma and I plan on getting married.
- Really?
- Well, that's wonderful, Eddie, because Mike and me are getting married too.
- "You're out, Ben.
- You're out, Ben. Ha-ha-ha!
- You're out. Ben, you're out.
- Ben, you're out."
- Windom earle.
[Hawk saves Cooper and Harry after they're caught trying to rescue Audrey from One-Eyed Jack's]
Deputy: Good thing you guys can't keep a secret.
- A man in a smiling bag.
- Take James right back to the station when you're done here.
- Poor Nadine.
- Albert, why don't you take this opportunity to check in at the great northern?
- Nurse, I really mean it, you better speak to that kitchen.
- My birthday.
- The day the gift arrived.
- Ah! Ha, ha. Ah.
- Give it to me.
- Oh, what a bore.
- I opened it.
Catherine: Oh.
- Andrew...
- Sonny boy, nobody stops Mr. Marsh.
- That's a golden rule around here.
- You can jot that down and put it under your pillow.
- I gotta get back.
- Hey, thanks.
- I mean that.
- Why did you bring this to me?
- Because later in the morning...
- "Cooper,
- Cooper. Cooper."
- My god.
- That was really good.
- Let's try it again.
Giant: [talking backwards; subtitled] One and the same.
- Hawk: This way. Through here.
- Truman: Watch your step there, city boy.
- Cooper: Thanks, Harry.
- Truman: What is it, hawk?
- They won't be doing this test until after the baby is born, during which time
- I expect complete cooperation from each of you two gentlemen.
- Whatever you say, Lucy.
- I mean, it is your baby.
- Thank you.
- to get more in touch with my feelings.
- Ladies and gentlemen, the cake.
- Dougie's always been a sucker.
- Let a woman pass...
- With play in her eyes...
- And jell-o in her walk, and he's a trout on a hook. Ha-ha-ha.
Hank: [looks at the briefcase containing $90,000] It's all here. Pretty generous, Josie. Sitting in that concrete box all that time, 90 grand seemed like all the money in creation. Kept me going. It's a funny thing. Back in the world, I don't know... it seems kind of light.
Jocelyn: We had an agreement.
Hank: I've been going over this in my mind and... see, if you could follow my thinking, we're all born into life and we have a certain number of years to move and breathe and have our being. That's from a book on Oriental philosophy I read while I was in the joint. And maybe somebody somewhere knows how much time we have left in this world to live. I don't, do you? So, when a man like me gives up a certain portion of his life, 18 months for instance, how does he place a value on that time? 18 months, $90,000, what's that? Five thousand a month? Well, that's not bad if your going to live another 40 or 50 years. But what if you got another 20? Or ten? Or some unforeseen event was to kill you tomorrow? As in the case of the boating accident that killed your late husband, Andrew Packard? Or say you just got out of prison, where you went in for vehicular manslaughter as part of an agreement to avoid being implicated in the commission of a much greater crime. Murder. For which in fact you were responsible. But now there's this threat, this possible threat, that could be discovered. And in one stroke, five, 10, or even 15 more years of your life could be cut right out from underneath you. So I've been asking myself: "what does that do to the market value of 18 months?" Huh?
Jocelyn: [more firm tone] We had an agreement.
Hank: And we still do, sweetheart. Signed, sealed, and delivered. And I'm gonna take care of everything we agreed to with Catherine Martell and the sawmill. See, you want a lot for your money. And I want a lot for my time. You know there's a saying in the joint. It's not Oriental philosophy, but it has a similar kind of logic that appeals to my spiritual nature. Once you're in business with somebody... you're in business with them for life. Like a marriage. Til death do you part.
- I want you.
- I need you.
- I want you more than my own life.
The: [talking backwards; subtitled] She's filled with secrets. Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song and there's always music in the air.
- The doctor?
- It's hung up.
- The phone.
- Thank you.
- Sure.
- No problem.
- What's going on?
- Smells like insurance money.
- Shelly didn't dream this up herself.
- So who do you think is pulling the strings?
- Harry, that's a damn good question.
- Cover her arms.
- Nurse: Miss pulaski, calm down now.
- It's okay. It's gonna be all right.
- Man: Get her legs.
- Nurse: I got it. Hang on.
- Miss pulaski, just calm down, please.
- Man: You're all right.
- Nurse: Give her a sedative.
- Ron ette: No! No!
[Ben is held in custody]
Jerry: Now your 24 hours are up! You either charge my client or let him go.
Sheriff: Ben Horne, I'm charging you with the murder of Laura Palmer.
Benjamin: Good move, Jer.
- My god! You set me up!
- It was Malcolm's idea.
- He's not my brother.
- Hurry, James.
- Go find that young girl who loves you.
- The beard sort of ruins the effect of the lingerie.
- What do you think?
- Truman: The guy's no Georgia peach.
- Poor bastard.
- By the way, Harry, did you notice the picture of Leo Johnson's truck on that page?
- I was with Catherine.
- That's not a good choice.
- It happens to be the truth.
- Oh, dear.
- Is there any sign of her?
- Bone... bone fragments or teeth?
- Charred corroborating note regarding your whereabouts?
- I'm so depressed.
- And what about me, Bobby?
- Do I not have anything better to do?
- Not that I can think of.
- Bobby.
- Bobby!
- Bobby!
Audrey: There he is. Step on it.
- Jack! Jack, stop!
- I guess a simple goodbye was out of the question.
- You, uh, let me know if there's any bloodshed.
- I'm going to give little Elvis a bath.
- So do you know who?
- I'll take care of it.
- Sure you will, man.
- This other thing, hell, we'll take care of that, don't you worry about that.
- We'll get the cash and everything will be square.
- You guys got it covered?
- That's right. No sweat.
- Don't worry, I'll take you to James.
- Truman: Joey Paulson.
- That's a j.
- No, he's taking her to somebody else.
- Truman: I suppose you want me to follow them at a discreet distance.
- Harry, you're all right.
Shelly: Do you want some more pie? A whole pie?
FBI: Yes I would Miss Johnson, and a piece of paper and a pencil. I plan on writing an epic poem about this gorgeous pie.
Malcolm: Mrs Marsh hired him to fix the Jaguar.
Cop: Jaguar.
[writing]
Cop: J-A-G-W... Car.
- I'd rather die than go back to that monster.
- Josie.
- Josie, you will never have to go back there.
- You're with me now...
- And now...
- He'll kill the both of us.
Dr. Will Hayward: Agent Cooper, why don't you tell the psychiatrist about your broken ribs and torn cartilage?
Gwen: Sperms? That is all men think about. You know, I remember when little Carl was first born, and they laid him out on my breast, and I looked down and saw what kind of a tiny little creature I was dealing with, and I thought to myself, I thought, "my God, just what the world needs - another sperm gun running around loose." Right? Women beware!
Audrey: Talk, Emory! I want to know everything. About you, Laura, Ronnette, One-Eyed Jacks.
Emory: All right! I work for the owner of One-Eyed Jacks.
Audrey: Who is?
Emory: That's all you need to know. I work for the owner of One-Eyed Jacks.
Audrey: [strangles Emory with an electric cord] Who is?
Emory: [gagging] Your father! Ben Horne! He owns this place. He owns everything in Twin Peaks, including me. I run girls through the perfume counter at Horne's Department Store. That's how I recruited Laura Palmer and Ronnette Pulaski.
Audrey: Did Laura and Ronnette both work here?
Emory: Yes... on weekends they would come up here to service the clientele. Ronnette worked here until that night. As for Laura... one weekend a few months ago, she was caught using drugs. So, Blackie and I threw her out and we never saw her again. That's the truth, I swear.
Audrey: Did my father know that Laura worked here?
Emory: Yes. Mr. Horne makes it his personal business to entertain all the girls on their very first night.
Sarah: [yelling for Laura to come downstairs] Laura! I'm not gonna tell you again! Yes I am. Laura!
Maddy: Aunt Sarah?
Sarah: Yeah?
Maddy: I had the strangest dream last night.
Sarah: [anxious] About what?
Maddy: [staring at the rug] The rug. Right here! Right from this angle I'm sitting!
Sarah: Was Laura in it?
[Leland interrupts them]
Annie: I think that maybe I will enter after all.
- The miss twin peaks contest?
- Why not?
- "Hear the other side.
- See the other side."
- There's worse places to start than miss twin peaks.
- It's like a fairy tale.
- And you're the queen.
Judge: The law provides us structure to guide us through paralyzing and trying times. But it requires us a vision to its procedures and higher purposes. Before we assume our respective roles in this enduring drama just let me say that when these frail shadows we inhabit now have quit the stage we'll meet and raise a glass again together in Valhalla.
- Of course we do.
- Like brother, like sister.
- How about here?
- In the cake saver.
- In plain sight.
Andrew: So we have a key.
- Woman: Yes, we do.
- It feels better.
- San Francisco's really cool.
- Next stop, Mexico.
- I 'i/ be back with a million stories.
- I promise.
- [Love you, James.
Annie: [praying] Our bones are scattered at the grave's mouth / As when one cutteth wood upon the earth / But mine eyes are unto thee, O God The Lord: / In thee is my trust, leave not me / Keep me from the snares they have laid for me / And the gins of the workers of iniquity / Let the wicked fall into their own nets / Whilst that I withal escape.
- I'm so sorry.
- Okay. Okay.
- Why don't you go up to the coroner's Van and bring back that stretcher?
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Sorry.
- Harry, let's roll her over.
- Andy: It's stuck.
- My pick, it's stuck.
- Oh, my god.
- Mike?
- Mike, can you hear me?
- Catch you with my death bag.
- You may think I've gone insane.
- But I promise
- I will kill again.
- Doc hayward says tonsillitis or no tonsillitis,
- I can go to cheerleading tryouts.
- Cheerleader tryouts?
- Well, I'm a senior, Eddie.
- You know what they say. Heh.
- You're only 18 once.
- So here's the guy, right.
- He was the father.
- And this is his daughter in the coffin.
- He goes, boom!
- Harry, hurry.
- The key.
- Harry. Leland.
- Set me up.
- Set me up.
- Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry when I take you out in the surrey when I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top
- It's the line with the light that's blinking.
- Yes, Ben.
- Harry,
- Audrey's missing.
- What?
- For as much as, uh, maybe two days.
- Truman: You hold on.
- Audrey home is missing.
- It's like a foreign language to me.
- I know just enough of the words to realize how little I understand.
- Man, I would love to see the world through your eyes.
- Why?
- Oh, there's some things
- I might do different if I had the chance.
- Me too.
- None of this makes sense.
- "Save the one you love.
- Please attend a gathering of the angels tonight at the road house, 9:30."
- Sounds intriguing in a way, but it sounds dangerous.
- I wonder who this is from.
- Hello, Nadine.
- I owe you an apology, Norma.
- I mean, I really pounded Hank and I am sorry.
- But I thought he was gonna do something to Eddie.
- And I sort of got mad.
- Thank you.
Special: Fellows! I've got an idea. Why don't we let Lana and the Mayor talk things over together? Alone.
Mayor: I don't wanna talk! I wanna shoot!
Special: Now Dwayne, you can always shoot later!Talk first...
DEA: [Denise has just witnessed Audrey kiss Cooper] Now can we talk about something more important? Exactly how old is that "girl"?
Special: Denise, I would assume you are no longer interested in girls!
DEA: Coop, I may be wearing a dress - but I still put my panties on one leg at a time if you know what I mean!
Special: Not really...
- I wish you nothing but the very best in all things.
- Thank you, dad.
- Garland: See you later. Call.
- Okay.
- Major?
- How was the pie?
- Exceptional, as always.
- I think she's at the diner. Shelly.
- Shelly.
- There he is, Mike.
- The late Leo Johnson.
- but thy eternal summer shall not fade, nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st, nor shall death brag...
- Where's the new girl?
- When you really want love, you'll find it waiting for you.
- Heads.
- What's going on?
- "Without chemicals, he points."
- The giant's third clue.
- Harry, we've got to find the one-armed man.
Donna: As much as I love you, Laura, most of the time we were trying to solve your problems. And you know what? We still are. Not mine or James' or Maddy's. Yours. You're dead Laura, but your problems keep hanging around!
- Hawk: Harry.
- What do you got?
- Car was already staked out when I got here.
- It was Josie packard.
- We'll be right out, Nadine.
- Just a few more minutes.
- Guess what.
- Cheerleading tryouts today.
- I just saw a notice on the bulletin board.
- That's great, honey. Um...
- Why don't you go practice your splits?
- Okay.
Hank: What's the deal?
- Huh?
- Do I know you?
- Okay.
- I'm sorry.
- Hold me.
- Hold me.
- Take me.
- Josie.
- I want you to take me.
- Josie.
- Josie, why?
- Why didn't you tell me?
- Yes, it's me.
- Stanicek: Good. I've got the tests...
- what would you do to bring about world peace?
- Well, I would bring all the world leaders together, make them form a circle and join hands.
- Because you can't make a fist holding hands.
- You're a shoo-in.
- I have an order up.
- Cooper here. Yes, Catherine.
- No, no, I was just on my way over.
- Thomas eckhardt's suite.
- I see.
Pete: Oh dear. Lucy? Lucy, this is Pete Martell. Lucy, put Harry on the horn.
Lucy: Sheriff, it's Pete Martell up at the mill. Uh, I'm going to transfer it to the phone on the table by the red chair. The red chair against the wall. The little table with lamp on it. The lamp we moved from the corner? The black phone, not the brown phone.
Sheriff: Morning, Pete. Harry.
Pete: She's dead, wrapped in plastic.
- Well, you know what I think,
- Bobby Briggs?
- Tell.
- I think that we should think about doing business together.
- Audrey, I like the way you think.
- Thank you.
- What can I do? Please help me.
- You must see eckhardt.
- Perhaps you were meant to be together all along.
- I'm sure he truly loves you.
- He doesn't know I'm alive.
- He can get you out of this country.
- Go to him, Josie.
- May we have this dance...
- Please?
- Love poems of lord Byron, the Kama Sutra, hookers and handmaidens.
- Sheriff, look at this.
- What a falling out was here.
- Doug.
- Lord, I hate to say it, I told you so.
- Where are my drape runners?
- Where are my drape runners?
- Nadine, how old are you?
- What kind of a stupid question is that?
- Answer me. How old are you?
- Thirty-five, you moron!
- A one-armed man?
- Left.
- Did you question him?
- Negative.
- [Pursued but he got away.
- Maintain an around-the-clock watch on ronette and we'll speak in the morning.
- Mrs. Tremond?
- It's meals on wheels.
Donna: Hello?
- Tremond: Enter.
- Mrs. Tremond?
- Can I put your meal here?
- Yes, that's fine.
- Cooper: Laura Palmer is dead.
- Jacques Renault is dead.
- Ronette pulaski and Leo Johnson are in comas.
- This leaves only the third man.
- What is it?
- There's been another murder.
- Oh, my god.
- I can't tell you why or how but we need your help and we need it right away.
- All right, anything, certainly.
- Let me get my coat.
- Maddy.
- Maddy.
- Didn't he want to talk to me?
- Yeah, but we told him you were on your world tour, he should contact your press agent.
- Get your boots off my bed and go to your room!
- I didn't want to get mink oil on my bedspread.
- You got mink oil on your head.
Sheriff: There's a sort of evil out there. Something very, very strange in these old woods. Call it what you want. A darkness, a presence. It takes many forms but... its been out there for as long as anyone can remember and we've always been here to fight it.
Sheriff: Lucy, you better bring Agent Cooper up to date.
Lucy: Leo Johnson was shot, Jacques Renault was strangled, the mill burned, Shelly and Pete got smoke inhalation, Catherine and Josie are missing, Nadine is in a coma from taking sleeping pills.
Dale: How long have I been out?
- Drop the gun.
- Slowly.
- Now, turn around.
- haven't you, Diane?
- Haven't tried the television set yet.
- Looks like cable, probably no reception problems.
- But the true test of any hotel, as you well know, Diane, is that morning cup of coffee, which I'll be getting back to you about within a half hour.
[introduction]
The: Welcome to Twin Peaks. My name is Margaret Lanterman. I live in Twin Peaks. I am known as the Log Lady. There is a story behind that. There are many stories in Twin Peaks - some of them are sad, some funny. Some of them are stories of madness, of violence. Some are ordinary. Yet they all have about them a sense of mystery - the mystery of life. Sometimes, the mystery of death. The mystery of the woods. The woods surrounding Twin Peaks. To introduce this story, let me just say it encompasses the all - it is beyond the "fire", though few would know that meaning. It is a story of many, but begins with one - and I knew her. The one leading to the many is Laura Palmer. Laura is the one.
- That I would ruin everything of mine?
- There's insurance money.
- My god.
- How could you?
- How could you think of such terrible things?
- How could you hurt me so?
- Lana, let me be the first to congratulate you.
- Thank you.
- Well, I could never have done it without Dr. Jacoby.
- Okay. Well, then, we're gonna go bowling.
- See you later, guys.
- Cooper:
- We want to help you.
- Who's "we"?
- One last thing.
- Leo locked inside hungry horse.
- There's a clue at Leo's house.
- You will require medical attention.
- will and I graduated
- 30 years ago this month.
- So I...
- It's a small remembrance for him.
- Well, I should be on my way.
- Oh, this is the number where I'm staying.
- I hope to see you later, Donna.
- Me too.
- For your information,
- I heard you speaking about Laura Palmer.
- One day, my log will have something to say about this.
- My log saw something that night.
- Really? What did it see?
- I thought so.
- Three sepals and three petals.
- The bottom petal, shaped like a lower lip, is called a labellum.
- So delicate.
- Well, it's the landing platform, really, for pollinating insects.
- Romantic, isn't it?
- What do you wish to present as your defense?
- I have no defense.
- I am completely confident in the rightness of my actions.
- Some of it occurred outside of bureau guidelines, I will pay the price for that.
- But I'm innocent of any criminal wrongdoing.
- If they wish to charge me,
- I will defend myself in a court of law.
The: [introduction] There is a sadness in this world, for we are ignorant of many things. Yes, we are ignorant of many beautiful things - things like the truth. So sadness, in our ignorance, is very real. The tears are real. What is this thing called a tear? There are even tiny ducts - tear ducts - to produce these tears should the sadness occur. Then the day when the sadness comes - then we ask: "Will this sadness which makes me cry - will this sadness that makes my heart cry out - will it ever end?" The answer, of course, is yes. One day the sadness will end.
- The little flower room.
- Why is he holding out on me?
- What?
- Why is he holding out on me?
- What's that, blackie?
- Who's holding out on who?
- Please.
- Oh, blackie.
- I'm sorry.
- There's a curly-haired wig in there, ed.
- It's gonna work like gangbusters.
- And I'll help you out with one of those mustaches.
- Do you think it will fit?
- I got a big head.
- Okay, give it a try.
- Testing, one, two.
Leland: Dance with me.
- Man 2: Come on, leave us alone.
Leland: Dance with me, please?
- Please.
- Please.
- Somebody dance with me.
- Mr. Palmer? Leland.
- This bonsai's from windom earle.
- He's way ahead of us, and we've been working for him from the beginning.
- What time does that contest start?
- Any minute.
- Let's go.
- Andy: Agent Cooper. Agent Cooper!
- Bar's at the far end and there's stairs to who knows where.
- Everybody's having a good time.
- No sign of Jacques Renault.
- Ed's gonna head over to the craps table.
- I'm gonna play some Blackjack.
- Let's gamble.
- Is she there?
- I just came back. She's gone.
- We need her at the mill.
- I'll get her there.
- Is it set for tonight?
- Yes.
- You shouldn't call here for a while.
- James, you were placed under arrest for suspicion of murder.
- The murder of Laura Palmer.
- Now, you have no previous criminal record, is that correct?
- None. No, sir.
- Diane, it's 11:05 pm. I'm in my room at the great northern hotel.
- There's not a star in the sky tonight.
- Ben home is in custody.
- The trail narrows, Diane.
- I'm very close, but the last few steps are always the darkest and most difficult.
- Truman: Lucy.
- Erase it, Lucy.
- Next name, Harry.
- Leo Johnson.
- Husband of Shelly, drives a truck, connection with Laura...
- Unknown.
- Leo Johnson.
Lucy: Ah!
Leland: Through the darkness of future past / The magician longs to see / One chants out between two worlds / Fire walk with me. I'll catch you with my death bag. You may think I've gone insane, but I promise I will kill again!
Audrey: [to Agent Cooper] You know, there's only one problem with you: you're perfect.
- Thanks, Harry.
- Ronette?
Dale: This must be where pies go when they die.
- My name is James.
- Evelyn.
- Evelyn marsh.
- I live right up the road.
- Well, are we in a hurry?
- Do you mind if I play the box first?
- I don't exactly punch a clock myself.
Dale: Now, Gordon. What the hell is this about a Mexican Chihuahua?
Gordon: You've got a problem of a different sort here, Coop. Two and two do not always equal four.
Harry: Do you think they spotted us?
Cooper: Give me a donut.
- There are ways to resist.
- You, sir, were blessed with certain gifts.
- In this respect, you're not alone.
- Have you ever heard of the white lodge?
- The white lodge?
- No, I don't believe I have.
- This is an outrage.
- She's been living in this town about 15 minutes.
- And what the hell got into you?
- She gave a beautiful speech.
- Inherent in her message were words even the most craven of us can ill afford to ignore.
- Where should we start?
- Maybe this is something.
- Umbrellas?
- The kahala Hilton, July 1969, men on the moon.
- August 9, 1974,
- I first lay eyes on mimsi.
- Weird.
- Yeah. Heh.
- Dear Josie...
- Huh!
- I'm home, did you miss me?
- Oh, she looked surprised.
Catherine: Poor Josie.
Andrew: Oh, she has her charms, though.
- Yes, but not for long.
- than to suspect I would have anything to do with a drug transaction.
- I won't know that until you prove it, Cooper.
- And I might add, the DEA's been brought in to investigate.
- You have 24 hours to assemble your defense.
- In the meantime, I'll require that you surrender your gun.
- And your badge.
Jerry: We had those Vikings by the horns! What happened?
Ben: We're not 100% sure. They took their translator with them.
Deputy: One woman can make you fly like an eagle, another can give you the strength of a lion, but only one in the Cycle Of Life can fill your heart with wonder and the wisdom that you have known a singular joy.
- Leo, for heaven's sake.
- Here. Shh, shh, shh.
- Let me show you.
- There you go.
- Much better.
- I am proud of you, Leo.
Dale: Gordon, there's some curious linkages here.
FBI: The word linkage reminds me of sausage. Never cared much for the links, preferred the patties, but breakfast is a real good idea.
Blackie: The owner was a little disappointed in your performance last night.
Audrey: Well, the owner isn't exactly my type.
Blackie: And what is your type exactly?
Audrey: Not you. No offense.
Special: Diane, it's 2:47 p.m. I'm in the conference room at the sheriff's station with the remains of Laura Palmer's secret diary. A great deal of it has been mutilated. Much of what I've been able to decipher supports the contention of the one-armed man. There are repeated references to a Bob. He was a threatening presence in her life from early adolescence. There are intimations of abuse and molestation on a regular basis. He is referred to, on more than one occasion, as a friend of her father's.
- Shelly...
- Bobby.
- Leo's probably up in the woods having the time of his life.
- Well, you were right, there's the major.
- Excuse us, major Briggs, for the intrusion, but Sarah here had a message for you that she thought was important.
- when we were younger, she used to hide cigarettes in her bedpost.
- The top of one of the posts screws off.
- I found a tape in her hiding place.
Sarah: Leland? Where did you go?
- I'll meet you and James tomorrow.
- Okay. And bring a tape recorder.
Sarah: Leland?
Dale: [speaking into tape recorder] Diane, I'm holding in my hands a small box of chocolate bunnies.
- Oh, I'll need to borrow your bike.
- Oh, well, then put a little air in the back tire, would you?
- Yeah. Harriet, don't forget to brush your teeth.
- Actually, now that some time has passed,
- I like "the full blossom of the evening."
- It appears to be a petroglyph.
- Harry, I have no idea where this will lead us.
- But I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.
Log: Fire is the Devil hiding like a coward in the smoke.
- That's good, Emory.
- She's ready for her close-up now.
Annie: [praying] Our bones are scattered at the grave's mouth / As when one cutteth wood upon the earth / But mine eyes are unto thee, O God the Lord: / In thee is my trust: leave not me / Keep me from the snares they have laid for me / And the gins of the workers of iniquity / Let the wicked fall into their own nets / Whilst that I withal escape.
- Hello, Pete. Gerard's missing.
- He knocked the deputy out.
- Pete, you'll have to excuse us.
- He don't get far.
- Hi, sheriff. Agent Cooper.
- [Baby coos1
- Lucy?
- Diane, it's 12:27 pm.
- I'd like you to look into my pension-plan options regarding outside real-estate investment.
- I may look into purchasing property at what I assume will be a very reasonable price.
Hank: You're his whore, Norma.
Norma: I'd rather be his whore than your wife.
Pete: [Pouring coffee] Mr. Cooper, how do you take it?
FBI: Black as midnight on a moonless night.
Pete: Pretty black.
- I miss her so much.
- Do you miss her?
- Yes, I miss her so much.
- I miss her so much.
- I miss her so much.
- I miss her so much.
[about a dream he had of Laura Palmer]
Dale: She whispered to me who killed her
Sheriff: Well, what did she say?
Dale: You know... I don't remember.
- I'm sorry.
- Sometimes I can't help myself.
- I also learned that Audrey home is missing.
- Audrey's absence touches me in ways I could not predict.
- I find myself thinking not of clues or of evidence but of the content of her smile.
- Who is it?
- Garland: It's major Briggs, agent Cooper.
- A boy? It's a boy!
- It's a boy, it's a boy.
Dell: So long.
- So long.
- We've come to the end of a long road, Pete.
- And here we are.
- Oh, sh...!
Jerry: Sheriff, your 24 hours are up. I demand you to arrest my client or release him!
Sheriff: Ben Horne, you are under arrest for the murder of Laura Palmer.
Ben: Great move, Jer.
Jocelyn: Peter, push the plug.
- Cooper: Harry, this way.
- Coop?
- Harry, I have to go on alone.
- Why?
- What?
- What?
- Go out for a pass.
- Okay.
- Just...
- Run.
- Just take it easy.
- Run!
- Take it easy.
- Easy.
- Run!
- Take it easy.
- Showel: Evening, Mr. and Mrs. Showel.
- Okay. Go right ahead.
- Showel: Thank you.
- Good evening.
- Catherine martell and spouse.
- Mm-hm.
- Go easy on the sauce tonight, okay, Cathy?
- Couple of belts and even you might start to look good to me.
- I can't stay here.
- I don't understand.
- It's wrong!
- Because I'm married?
- Yes.
- I love you, James.
- I've never said that to anybody before in my life.
- I love you.
Log: I carry a log - yes. Is it funny to you? It is not to me. Behind all things are reasons. Reasons can even explain the absurd. Do we have the time to learn the reasons behind the human being's varied behavior? I think not. Some take the time. Are they called detectives? Watch - and see what life teaches.
- Pearl lakes.
- Leland?
- The door was open.
- Leland...
- What is it?
- Leland, you're under arrest for the murder of Jacques Renault.
- Nobody's seen him for at least a day, a day and a half.
- The room looks lived-in.
- Same drug as last time.
- A weird, deep smell.
- We're still waiting on Albert's analysis.
- Good work, hawk.
- Hawk, see you in the morning.
- Missoula's not that far away, right?
- Donna, you're taking this much too much to heart.
- I'm sure she's just fine.
- I know the cure for what ails you.
- It's simple, really.
- It always makes me feel good.
- No! Oh, no!
Sarah: No.
- Okay?
- Leland, we're ready to go with the contracts.
- Leland?
- What's wrong?
- My daughter's dead.
- Truman: Hang on.
- Cooper: Can you reach him?
- Man: The whole thing has gone haywire.
- Don't ruin this too.
Leland: My baby.
- Laura.
- Laura.
- I've arranged for you to have a little chat with Hank before the hearing.
- He's glad you're here.
- I hope I didn't come on too strong yesterday.
- I'll be sure to tell him how helpful you've been, Mr. Mooney.
- I was inventing a noiseless, completely silent drape runner.
- And do you know how it works?
- Do you know what makes it work?
- The thing I thought of at 4 this morning when I was waiting for my husband to be released from intensive care?
- Cotton balls.
- By god, those things will be quiet now.
- I'm your man. Definitely.
- I'm definitely your man. Yeah.
- Well, you say the magic words.
Ernie: Good.
- Nicely done, Ernie.
- Are you making this up?
- No, no.
- This is the professor, our new broker.
- Ernie:
Giant: The owls are not what they seem.
- Cooper here.
- Denise.
- Well, that'll be nice.
- I'll be right down.
- Diane, when I've got a moment, remind me to tell you about agent Bryson.
- This all sounds very interesting, but unfortunately, I have an important conference call in a couple of minutes.
- I have prospectus...
- Perhaps some other time.
- And taste.
- Five.
- Million? Ah.
- He thinks he can pull a fast one.
- The idea has merit.
- The idea has merit.
- I'm in favor of it myself.
Benjamin: Ahem. Bobby.
- Hey, chief.
- Don't forget the dry-cleaning, all right?
- On the top is a gold necklace with a gold heart.
- Correction, half a gold heart.
- At the base of the mound of dirt is a torn piece of newsprint written with the words, which appear to be in blood: "Fire walk with me."
- Sheriff, you and I have gotta find out who's got the other half of that heart.
- to the newlyweds and their happiness.
- Thank you, Henry.
- It's very generous.
- To Ernie and Vivian, to much success in their future and all their future dealings.
- How sweet.
- That's sweet.
- Good bye.
- Bobbleobby.
- Everything's okay, baby.
- He's gone.
- Truman: Josie.
- Josie, what's wrong?
- Nothing.
- Nothing?
- God, you're beautiful.
Donna: Well, I think we need to talk. Um...
- I've found out some things.
- Audrey told me some stuff and Mrs. Palmer saw something.
James: What?
- Well, if you come over, I can tell you.
- I'm gonna get something to eat.
- Then I'll be over in a little bit.
- Okay. Bye.
- Slowly.
- From Thomas.
- I have a few things to tidy up.
- Then I'll be leaving tonight.
- Good luck, Mrs. Martell.
- More coffee?
- Is everything all right, ed?
- Couldn't be better.
- This is for you.
- But it is Laura Palmer.
- Are you Laura Palmer?
- Diane, 10:03 am, great northern hotel.
- Sheriff Truman and I have just been with the one-armed man, or what's left of him.
- In another time, another culture, he may have been a seer, a shaman priest.
- In our world, he's a shoe salesman and lives among the shadows.
- -
- Why?
- Well...
- You're still friendly, right?
- So maybe this wentz guy stops in for gas.
- Ed could suggest the double r to any new faces he sees.
- I'll call him.
- Good.
- You do that.
- Yes, I do.
- Having a look at this checkbook,
- I don't think he ever stepped foot into a bank.
- He must have been hiding it somewhere.
- He's alive.
- New shoes.
- Bobby, he's alive.
Harold: [to Donna] I thought you were different. You made me feel I could return to the world and find something decent, pure. But you're just like all the others. You lie. And you betray! And then you laugh about it!
- Stand next to chair or stool.
- Do not remain seated.
- Place foot on base and pull seat all the way up until you hear a click."
- Sorry, ronette.
- What about his parole violations?
- Harry, this time
- I don't want him back.
- Don't worry. He won't be back.
- Hank's going to jail.
- We're charging him with the attempted murder of Leo Johnson.
- Add that to breaking parole,
- Hank's going away for a long time.
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: There's a sort of evil out there. Something very, very strange in these old woods. Call it what you want. A darkness, a presence. It takes many forms but... its been out there for as long as anyone can remember and we've always been here to fight it.
Jerry: Now, Audrey, you know I was upset too, but there's some projects, both domestic and international, that *I*'d like a chance to develop. I mean, one man's crisis is another man's opportunity.
[kisses her forehead]
Audrey: Let me tell you something, Uncle Jerry. We leave him the way he is, and I become executor of the estate.
Jerry: Oh, Audrey, it's a little more complicated than that, sweetheart.
Audrey: No it isn't. I examined his will, Jerry. If my father becomes incapacitated, it all goes to me when I'm old enough. And I *am* old enough, Jer, and he *is* incapacitated. I have my way either way. Where the only project you'll be developing is selling baseboard heaters at the local Cash 'n' Carry.
Jerry: [sees the light] What's happened to the man is a tragedy.
Audrey: It is a tragedy, Jer.
[last lines]
[Andrew Packard is revealed to be alive]
Catherine: Happy, Andrew?
Andrew: Yes. Everything is going exactly as we planned.
Catherine: What now, dear brother?
Andrew: Now my dear sister, we wait for Thomas Eckart to come looking for his one true love. And when he does...
Catherine: We'll be waiting.
- Yes, sir, that's my aunt Nadine.
- She's a real character.
Eileen: Will? Could you come give me a hand, please?
- Uh, excuse me.
- We can talk after dinner.
- It's good to see you.
- It's good to see you too.
- Third thing is, without chemicals, he points.
- What do these things mean?
- This is all I am permitted to say.
- Give me your ring.
- I will return it to you when you find these things to be true.
- It's hard waiting.
- Hawk: Mm-hm.
- Okay.
- Ready, men?
- Let's go.
- I want your parents to know your whereabouts at all times.
- You walk to school, you drive to work, make sure that you do not do so alone.
- Please believe me when I tell you to be very careful.
- You're in danger.
- We all are.
[last lines]
Laura: [voice on a cassette tape] Remember me telling you about that mystery man? Well...
- Hello, Harry.
- Seems like every gal in town is lined up to take a shot at the...
- Say, have you had any luck with this thing?
- Oh!
- Butterfingers.
Pete: Holy moly.
Catherine: What is it?
- Well, we're all pretty broken up about what happened today, sir.
- Besides,
- Bobby's doing most of the driving.
- I'll see if she wants to come down.
- Mike, would you mind waiting out here, please?
- The best-laid plans of mice and men.
- Snake, man. Let's go!
Bobby: [on seeing James's motorcycle outside of Donna's house] That bastard!
Mike: First your girlfriend, then mine.
Bobby: [putting a cigarette in his mouth] Too bad we can only kill him once.
- Announcer: What a shot!
- I'm gonna go check my bike.
- A fire. A fire at the mill.
- A fire at Andrew's mill.
- My mill.
- I'm not gonna let this happen. No.
- Neither will I.
- I won't let it happen.
- It's an "."R
- Diane, give this to Albert and his team.
- Don't go to Sam.
- Albert seems a little more on the ball.
- We need to bag and tag this.
- Okay, Cooper.
- You gonna let me in on whatever the hell is going on here?
- Sheriff, we got a lot to talk about.
- Sure does.
- Are you, uh, staying in town for a while?
- I might be here quite a while.
- It's happened to me.
- Looks like it's grown on you.
- It has a way of doing that.
- Oh, thanks a lot.
- Bobby?
- I've gotta meet Leo's lawyer.
- The hearing's today, right?
- Pinkle: Be just another second, folks.
- Bobby...
- Are we okay?
- I know about ronette, and I know about Laura.
- Okay.
- I was there. I saw you.
Benjamin: Uh-huh.
- You remember prudence?
- I wore a little white mask.
- You think that's an accident?
- I laid those out there myself.
- I was up all night working on that invention.
- I'm going to have the world's first
- 100 percent quiet runner.
- I'm real sorry, Nadine.
- Ed, you make me sick.
Audrey: Jack! Jack stop!
John: [gets out of his jet] I guess a simple goodbye was out of the question.
Audrey: [they kiss] I love you.
John: I love you, too.
Audrey: Do you have to leave?
John: Yes.
Audrey: When will you be back?
John: I don't know.
Audrey: [pause] I'm a virgin.
John: You're a what?
Audrey: I want you to make love with me.
John: What? Here and now?
Audrey: [shrugs] It's your jet.
John: Thank God for that.
[they kiss and enter the jet]
Dr. Will Hayward: Hell of a way to kill a tick.
Albert: [about Sheriff Truman] Aw, look. It's trying to think.
- Do they think Leo killed Laura?
- I don't know what they think.
- How is maddy?
- She's fine.
- She hasn't said anything either.
- So don't you wanna kiss me?
- They may not have seemed untrue to her.
- What she needed to believe was always shifting to suit the moment.
- In spite of all the things she tried to do to me and my family,
- I find it curiously hard to hate her for it.
- Well, she was...
- She was so very beautiful.
- It was right here.
- The great northern dining room.
- If I close my eyes,
- I can almost see it.
- Little Audrey home as Heidi.
- Well, anyway, it's unforgettable.
- I was 10. Hey!
- Thank you.
FBI: Cooper. In observation, I don't know where this is headed. But the only one of us with the coordinates for this destination and its hardware is you. Go on whatever vision quest you require. Stand on the rim of a volcano, stand alone and do your dance. Just find this beast before he takes another bite.
- We were gonna move to la.
- Andy.
- Man 7: Ow, my foot! Watch it.
- He's taken another pawn, Harry, but he didn't tell us his move.
- Windom earle's playing off the board.
- Who knows what else is wrong?
- What's that?
- Jacques Renault.
- Is that bag smiling?
- Truman: Smiling?
- What's there to smile about?
- Okay.
- You're a Jack and I'm a Jack and steeplejacks are we doc hayward said to roll with the punches.
- Have you thought about maybe taking her to see Dr. Jacoby?
- No, he's in Hawaii recovering from that heart attack.
- It just came right off.
Windom: Once upon a time, there was a place of great goodness called the White Lodge. Gentle fawns gamboled there amidst happy, laughing spirits. The sounds of innocence and joy filled the air, and when it rained, it rained sweet nectar that infused one's heart to live life in truth and beauty. Generally speaking, a ghastly place, reeking of virtue's sour smell, engorged with the whispered prayers of kneeling mothers, mewling newborns, and fools, young and old compelled to do good without reason. But I'm happy to point out that our story does not end in this wretched place of saccharine excess. For there is another place, its opposite. A place of almost unimaginable power, chock full of dark forces and vicious secrets. No prayers dare enter this frightful maw, for spirits there care not for good deeds or priestly invocations. They are as likely to rip the flesh from your bones as to greet you with a happy "good day". And if harnessed, these spirits in this hidden land of unmuffled screams and broken hearts will offer up a power so vast that its bearer might reorder the Earth itself to his liking. Oh... this place I speak of is known as the Black Lodge and I intend to find it.
[Hank is viciously beating Leo]
Hank: I told you to mind the store, Leo, not open your own franchise!
Leo: Hank, I s...
Hank: Do as you're told, Leo! Next time, you'll watch me take your little chippie apart before I kill you!
- Leland?
- If you can remember anything unusual about Mr. Horne's behavior the night of Laura's death, would you please let me know?
- I will, of course.
- Thank you.
- There was a crash.
- Six-year-old Nicky managed to pull his parents from the blazing car, but it was too late.
- And Nicky was alone again, as he is today.
- I hope you two are happy.
FBI: Oh Diane, I almost forgot. Got to find out what kind of trees these are. They're really something.
- Behave yourselves.
- Diane, just received the back issues of flesh world. Good work.
- It's nice to see some cooperation with the law, especially from a company that preys on human weaknesses.
- Lucy, I sure feel uncomfortable being in this situation with you.
- Why? We're both professionals.
- Do you think they spotted us?
- Give me a doughnut.
- understand her value to me.
- They wanna make the exchange tomorrow.
- Audrey...
- For $125,000.
- But I must ask you.
- Will you take it there?
Mayor: [Mayor Dwayne Milford is threatening to shoot Lana and Dr. Jacoby] Don't anybody move.
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Mr. Mayor - put the gun down!
Mayor: Anybody moves and I'll blast her into kingdom come!
[Points to Dr. Jacoby]
Mayor: And the hippie too!
Eileen: Donna? Donna, where are you?
- What is it, mom?
Eileen: Deputy hawk is on the phone.
- I'll be right there.
Eileen: He says it's important.
Big: I'm living my life, Norma. I just don't like it much.
Dale: Diane, it's 11:55pm, approximately nineteen hours since the shooting incident which nearly caused me to make a premature purchase of the proverbial farm.
- Did he hurt you? Are you okay?
- No. I'm fine. I'm fine. I...
- I'm sorry, James. It's all my fault.
- I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, don't cry. It's my fault too.
- We gotta go to the sheriff now, okay?
Donna: You've had enough trouble.
- I'll go.
- No, I'll go.
- James, just hold me, okay? Okay.
Albert: I've performed the autopsy on Jacques Renault. Stomach contents revealed... let's see, beer cans, a Maryland licence plate, half a bicycle tire, a goat, and a small wooden puppet. Goes by the name of Pinocchio.
Dale: You're making a joke!
Albert: I like to think of myself as one of the happy generation.
- to welcome our neighbors from the magical isle of Iceland.
- We are all Icelanders.
- The ghostwood estates project is an important part of our future here in twin peaks, and there's no one we'd rather have as partners in our future than...
Jerry: What...?
- Persistent random misfortune?
- Uh, they were killed.
- How were they killed, miss swain?
- Mysterious circumstances.
- I'm afraid the, uh, orphanage has never provided us with that information.
- Andy, let's go.
- Emergency up at the great northern.
- the kind of money that your little performance just cost this family?
- If you ever pull another stunt like that, you are going to be scrubbing bidets in a Bulgarian convent.
- Oh, daddy, I'm so afraid.
- Laura died two days ago.
- I lost you years ago.
- Morning, dears.
- Oh, mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey oh, Leland.
- Uncle Leland's hair turned white.
- Leland, come back here.
- It is happening again.
- It is happening again.
- offered by the federal prison system.
Catherine: Ben, so nice to see you again.
- She set me up.
- That Catherine.
- She set me up.
- She's a cautioned, isn't she?
- Margaret, it's always very nice to see you.
- But if you're gonna spit your sticky pitch gum out in the diner, please use an ashtray and not the counter or the booth like you did last time?
- I'll have a bear claw.
- I will do what you ask.
- Leo Johnson's arrest report.
- Good work, hawk.
- Gentlemen, the damage to Leo Johnson would alter certain handwriting characteristics.
- However, the basic style would remain the same.
Dale: Denise, I would assume you're no longer interested in girls.
DEA: Coop, I may be wearing a dress, but I still pull my panties on one leg at a time, if you know what I mean
Dale: Not really.
- Sign of good faith.
- Tokyo bank.
- Five million dollars.
- We are finished.
Benjamin: Josie.
- Well played.
Leo: [into a phone] Yeah? Hello?
Jacques: [into a phone] Leo? It's Jacques.
Leo: [into the phone] What's up, Jacques?
Jacques: [into the phone] The light... the bust light's on!
Leo: [into the phone] You sure?
Jacques: [into the phone] I saw it, man! I saw it! It's blinking on top of the Roadhouse! Bernard's in trouble! You got to get me out of here right now, Leo! Border run!
Leo: [into the phone] Where are you?
Jacques: [into the phone] I'm at phone booth right next to the Cash and Carry Laundromat. And I don't like waiting, man!
Leo: [into the phone] Shut up! I'm on my way!
[Leo hangs up]
Pete: Fellas, don't drink that coffee! You'd never guess. There was a fish... in the percolator! Sorry...
- Life is change.
- I want you to listen to me when I tell you that this is how it's gonna be.
- Don't patronize me, you goon.
- You're a mess, Ben. Look at you.
- You screwed up, boss man.
- You're out, Ben.
- And you, brother jer, have a 50-50 chance of being first in line.
- I like those odds.
- All work and no play make Ben and Jerry dull boys.
- That's right.
- Let's jump in the boat.
Deputy: [Lucy has chosen Andy over Dick] My God, Lucy. I'm so honoured you made this decision. And I promise I'll be a great father. But right now, I've got to find Agent Cooper.
[He leaves]
Lucy: Men.
Ben: Sometimes the urge to do bad is nearly overpowering.
[looking at the dead body of Bernard Renault]
Ben: And do we know if the late Bernard gave you up?
Leo: I told him that if he ever did, I'd kill him.
Ben: Well, did he?
Leo: No, but he shouldn't have trusted me. Like I said, Bernie wasn't too bright.
- Hey, Donna.
- I'm so sorry.
- Have you seen James yet?
- He came by.
- Is he okay?
- No.
- Do you know where he went?
- I've already been to the roadhouse.
- I don't know, honey.
- He told me to give you this.
- Come in.
- Turn around.
- Yes, very nice.
- Come over here.
- So, what do you wanna do now?
- Know anymore cowboy tricks?
- If you've got a lariat in that picnic basket,
- I could lasso passing cattle.
- I don't think there's a cow for miles.
- Stray dogs, raccoons, birds, weasels.
Laura: I feel like I know her... but sometimes my arms bend back.
Dale: Where's Bob now?
"Mike": In a large building with many rooms alike. But occupied by different souls night after night.
[first lines]
Dale: [into his mini tape recorder] Diane, it is 4:28 AM. I have just been woken up by the most God-awful racket which you can probably hear over the sound of my voice.
[Cooper holds up the tape recorder to a record a loud Icelandic drinking song coming from the next room]
Dale: Can you hear that? Up until this moment I have experienced nothing at the Great Northern Hotel but the most pleasant and courteous service imaginable. However, it just goes to prove a point that once a traveler leaves his home he loses almost 100% of his ability to control his environment. Diane, I was wondering if you could overnight express me a pair of pillow silicon ear plugs that I wore on my last trip to New York. Naturally, I didn't bring them with me on this trip because I didn't think I'd be needing them. However...
[Cooper again holds up the tape recorder to record the loud Icelandic song, and then turns the recorder off]
- Tear it.
- What?
- Tear it.
- How do I look?
- Well, you look fine, Nadine.
- Oh, ed.
- Last night was wonderful.
- Oh, my darling ed, you came back to me.
- Now I feel like we're really together again.
- Feels a little strange. The real world.
- Little things, like I'd almost forgotten how to use money.
- Closest we'd get in the convent was bingo chips.
- No charity, Norma. Promise.
- Don't worry,
- I'm gonna work you till you drop.
- Compelling.
Albert: [about Deputy Andy Brennan] Where do they keep his water dish?
- It didn't hurt.
- It didn't hurt a bit.
- Where there's no sense, there's no feeling, Andy.
- Cooper.
- Tell me.
- The idea for all this really came from a dream?
- I would like to say that we're all in a very difficult position.
- I come from a large family.
- And mama always said she couldn't have fussing and fighting around her when she had a bun in the oven.
- And until we know for sure who's gonna be throwing that baseball, or building that Dollhouse, we should all be friends.
Dale: Laura Palmer is dead. Jacques Renault is dead. Ronette Pulaski and Leo Johnson are in comas. Waldo the bird is dead. This leaves only the third man.
- Quick thinking, Denise.
- It was just my legs.
- Thank sheriff Truman.
- It was his idea.
- Harry s. Truman.
- Sometimes you gotta improvise.
- Hawk: He's dead.
- Agent Cooper.
- Agent Cooper, it's Andy.
- Can you hear me?
- Are you all right?
- Agent Cooper. Agent Cooper.
- Agent Cooper.
- It's Andy.
Albert: He hit me!
Dale: Well, I'm sure he meant to do that.
- Jeez, don't zap the geek.
- How am I supposed to get my beer without...? You know.
- Fetch me the arrow.
- Oh, Andy.
- Oh, punky.
- I'm pregnant.
- I shot him, Bobby.
- What am I gonna do?
- Where am I gonna hide?
- Shelly, Leo Johnson is history, understand?
- I'm taking care of you from now on.
- I'm gonna deal with Leo.
- I'm gonna deal with James.
- Bobby's gonna deal with everything.
- I couldn't hear exactly, but they did seem to be arguing about her, and then they drove off together.
- Shelly, you call us the minute he gets in touch with you.
Shelly: Okay, I will. Thanks for stopping by.
- How'd I do?
- You did great. Oh.
- You drive me crazy.
Benjamin: No, my love.
- We'll give Josie one last chance to sell.
- Tomorrow.
- Failing that,
- I have retained the services of a qualified professional.
- Breath mint?
- I'm sorry, don't think badly of me.
- Mr. Lee, leave us alone.
- Josie, you can't leave.
- You saying this as the police?
- It's best if you forget about me.
- I love you.
- Bobby Briggs.
- What's he doing here?
- He doesn't look sick.
- Sheriff Truman, to see this kind of investigative genius at work, it's just a real treat for me.
- I have to quit my job, Bobby.
- How am I going to make it on this?
- I don't know.
- You don't know?
- It was your bright idea to bring him here in the first place.
- Come on, Shelly,
- I'm thinking, all right?
- You better think of something, Bobby.
- For the both of us.
- is a bar called the columbian.
- Behind it is a failed amusement park.
- Go to the merry-go-round.
- Leave the briefcase beside the horse with no head, at midnight, alone.
- I'll be sending my representative.
- When you're ready, you can come right back.
- It'll be like you haven't even missed a day.
- You'll let me come back?
- You just try to take a job some place else and see what happens.
- I don't know what to say.
- Don't say anything.
[repeated line]
Dwayne: [into a microphone] Is this thing on?
Mike: Donna, you get to the sheriff's right now.
[He drives off, tires squealing]
Donna: Boy, I sure know how to pick 'em, huh.
Nadine: [Nadine opens the front door of her house and yells] Ed! You waiting for those drapes to hang themselves?
Big: Yo, okay!
[Nadine goes inside, slamming the door]
Big: Well, I know how to pick them too.
- What are you seeing?
- They forgot there was no running water.
- Baby laxative.
- Cooper!
- Cooper!
- Annie!
- Annie.
- Annie!
- Now, I'm gonna get the food, and you're gonna get dressed.
- I can't tell you all my secrets.
- Secrets are dangerous things,
- Audrey.
- Do you have any?
- No.
- Laura had a lot of secrets.
- Finding those out is my job.
- Yes, Catherine, I'm listening.
- I just thought you ought to know what your sentimental, goodwill shenanigans cost us yesterday.
- You do know what shenanigans are, don't you?
- Shutting down the mill cost us $87,000 and change.
- You really think that would have made brother Andrew happy.
- Josie: Hello, sheriff.
- Hey, Jo.
- I understand you wanted to see the sheriff up here.
- Yes, I did.
- Right over here.
Andrew: Thomas, we meet again.
Thomas: I don't believe in ghosts.
Andrew: Pity. It's an appealing notion. The return of the grisly phantom from the grave. You deserve haunting, to be sure. Look closer, Thomas. I'm alive!
Thomas: How?
Andrew: Guess. It's really very simple.
Thomas: Josie.
- "This is the diary of Laura Palmer."
- Cooper: Pay dirt.
- How's our baby boy?
- Sound asleep.
- Dreaming of love.
- Lucky, lucky, lucky boy.
- Lucky, lucky, lucky.
- Aren't we being a little fonnard?
- Come on, guys. I wanna hear some grunting and see some sweat.
- Attaboy, Nelson.
- Come on, pump it.
- Pump it.
- Hey, what's your name, little lady?
- Nadine Butler.
- Well, Nadine, ever give any thoughts of going out for the wrestling team?
Deputy: Sheriff Truman? Sheriff Truman?
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Andy! Over here!
[Andy runs over]
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Been about 10 hours since he went in there.
Deputy: Do you want a thermos of coffee?
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Yeah.
Deputy: Do you want a plate special?
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Yeah.
Deputy: Do you want dessert?
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Yeah.
Deputy: Do you want pie?
[Harry doesn't answer]
Deputy: Harry? Harry?
- Uh, will the first candidate please approach the committee?
- Lana? Come on up, honey.
Bobby: You know, Shelly, hospitals are dangerous places. First of all, they're crawling with sick people. And second of all, that food... can kill you.
[Leo Johnson is wearing the rear end of a horse costume]
Windom: Leo! It looks like you've finally found your calling!
Dale: Were you friends with Laura Palmer?
Audrey: Not exactly. You see, Laura tutored my brother Johnny three times a week. Johnny's 27 and he's in the third grade. He's got emotional problems. Runs in the family.
[pause]
Audrey: Do you like my ring?
- Leo?
- Fetch me an arrow.
- Man: Arrow?
- Whoa, man. Heh.
- I do not appreciate practical jokes.
- Leo, the arrow?
- Friday morning, to be exact.
- Around the time that I was shot.
- The readout took us by surprise.
- Row after row of gibberish.
- And all of a sudden...
- "The owls are not what they seem."
- Heart attack?
- He said he saw Laura Palmer tonight.
- James, what kind of dangerous game have you been playing?
- Is Jacoby gonna be all right?
- I've been very patient with you,
- James.
- From here on out, I'm gonna need a better set of answers.
- Let's start with why this was in the gas tank of your bike.
[of Jacques Renault]
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Do you believe him?
Special: He's too stupid to lie.
- After which, thankfully, the pain retreats to a cul-de-sac in a distant suburb of my conscious mind.
- I'm going to begin today with a headstand.
- Diane, I am now upside down.
- Mind becoming porous.
- The day's tasks coming into focus.
- Objects growing clearer.
- Would you please ask the lady with the log to speak up?
- Um, the pie.
- She was talking about the cherry pie.
- I heard you again. I heard you again.
- Would you like some pie?
- Massive, massive quantities.
- And a glass of water, sweetheart.
- My socks are on fire.
Dale: Ask me why I'm whittling.
Sheriff: I give up. Why are you whittling?
Dale: Because that's what you do in a town where a yellow light still means slow down, not go faster.
The: It is happening again. It is happening again.
- I got so goofy last night, Diane, lying here wondering whether I was going to live or die, that I thought I saw a giant in my room.
- Or perhaps that's a story
- I'll save for another time.
- This is me, Dale, room 315 at the great northern hotel, signing off.
- She came home from Bobby's and she was going up the stairs.
- Those stairs right there.
- Who's upstairs?
- Your husband and one of my men.
- I can tell from the sounds that it isn't her.
- as you know,
- I will require you to remain in town and making your whereabouts known to the sheriff on a regular basis.
- Sid, check the calendar, and we'll set a date for Mr. Palmer's trial as soon as possible.
- Gone fishing.
- The lonesome foghorn blows.
- There's been an accident.
- Jeffrey is dead.
- His car?
- Yes.
FBI: Cooper, you remind me today of a small Mexican chi-wow-wow.
- Norma, hoping to spend much more time with you.
- If it's all right, we'd better check in.
- I've got a Tokyo fax waiting for me at the desk.
- We'll be at the great northern.
- I'm sorry we missed Henry.
- I'll call you later, okay?
- Okay. Nice to meet you.
Mr. Tojamura: Oh Ben. We've spent our entire adult lives lying to each other. Why spoil it with the truth now?
- He's got emotional problems.
- Runs in the family.
- Do you like my ring?
- Very nice.
- You know, sometimes
- I get so flushed, it's interesting.
- Do your palms ever itch?
- I'm indeed honored to be making your extremely sociable acquaintance.
- And why are you armed with my sword, sir?
- I like your sword, sire.
- Thank you, daddy. Thank you.
Benjamin: Where is general Grant?
- General Grant's a-coming, sire,
- I know it.
- Excuse us.
- But you are leaving.
- Yes, in effect I am.
- So this is it? You save my life, then break my heart?
- Audrey, I've explained to you my personal policy about involving...
- Yeah, I know, I know.
- I'm a teenager.
- And you were involved in a case I was working on.
- Yet.
- I do know that people have got to stop sinking their beer cans in Pearl lake when they're fishing.
- Oh. Beer cans.
- And, um, styrofoam never dies for as long as you live.
- It doesn't?
- Cooper: Let's take him down to interrogation.
- Agent Cooper, is he going to be charged?
- Then I think I'd like to begin bail proceedings as soon as possible.
- He'll have his day in court.
- Harry.
[Cooper sits with the dwarf in the Red Room of the Black Lodge]
The: [talking backwards; subtitled] When you see me again, it woun't be me.
[steps on an insect on the floor]
The: [talking backwards] This is the waiting room. Would you like some coffee? Some of your friends are here.
[Laura Palmer appears and sits beside the dwarf]
Laura: [talking backwards; subtitled] Hello, Agent Cooper.
[Laura winks and snaps her fingers backwards]
Laura: [talking backwards] I'll see you again in 25 years. Meanwhile...
- Two.
- Audrey?
Blackie O'Reilly: Not such a bad way to go, all things considered.
- No, no. It's beautiful.
- Is she alone?
- Nancy's with her.
- What does she do for you I can't?
- Well, something new.
[introduction]
The: A poem as lovely as a tree: "As the night wind blows, the boughs move to and fro. / The rustling, the magic rustling that brings on the dark dream. / The dream of suffering and pain. / Pain for the victim, pain for the inflictor of pain. / A circle of pain, a circle of suffering. / Woe to the ones who behold the pale horse."
Lucy: Birdseed? No, this bird eats fruit.
- The sheriff says it's a witness.
- No, not just because it saw something, because it talks.
- And it needs to eat...
[first lines]
FBI: The short answer is, this is the work of the same ghoul who killed Laura. More fan mail: the letter 'O' under Maddy's ring fingernail. There were strands of fur clutched in her right hand.
Special: What kind of fur?
FBI: White fox. The strands were laced with formaldehyde. A dead animal, stuffed.
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: I'll make phone calls. Leland will know how to get ahold of Maddy's family.
Special: Harry, don't make any calls. I need 24 hours.
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: For what?
Special: To finish this.
- when I get up in the morning.
- I know this world is going to pieces, and it feels like it's designed to keep us apart.
- But we love each other, ed.
- I wanna be with you.
- I wanna be with you no matter what happens.
- Then it dawned on me.
- Something or someone frightened him off.
- He had to have it, so I asked him for it.
- Jacoby?
- I didn't figure he had anything to do with this at all.
- Sometimes you just get lucky.
- He left. Yesterday, on his bike.
- Where did he go?
- He said something about the ocean.
- Mexico, I think.
- That's all?
- Are you what he's running away from?
- Look, dear, why don't you go home?
Special: Gentlemen, two days ago a young woman was found murdered by the same individual I believe responsible for the death of Laura Palmer. I have reason to believe that the killer is in this room. As a member of the Bureau, I spend most of my time seeking simple answers to difficult questions. In the pursuit of Laura's killer, I have employed Bureau guidelines, deductive technique, Tibetan method, instinct, and luck. But now I find myself in need of something new, which, for lack of a better word, we shall call... magic.
[thunder]
Benjamin: Would you like us to hum? A Tibetan chant, perhaps?
[laughs]
FBI: I think it's going terrifically well. Don't you?
- There are two things that continue to trouble me and I'm speaking now not only as an agent of the bureau, but also as a human being.
- What really went on between
- Marilyn Monroe and the Kennedys?
- And who really pulled the trigger on jfk?
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
- Hello.
- Suppertime.
- Don't I know you?
- Leland, stop it.
- We have to dance.
- We have to dance, Sarah.
- We have to dance.
- For Laura.
- Oh, Leland, stop it.
- Give that to me, give it to me.
- We have to dance.
- Leland, Leland.
- Give it to me.
- Uncle Leland's hair turned white.
- Really?
- White as a sheet.
- Donna, I have something for you.
- Came here to the double r yesterday.
- Thanks, Norma.
- I know about you.
- That milk will cool down on you but it's getting warmer now.
- "Getting warmer now."
- Jacoby.
- Scorched engine oil.
- Scorched engine oil.
- Hawk, bring in ronette pulaski.
- Ronette, thanks for coming in.
- Do you recognize this smell?
- The night Laura Palmer was killed.
- Why?
- Because I really believe that you love me.
- Now my heart belongs to you.
- I don't know.
Leo: Damn it.
- Where's that shirt?
- It wasn't like her.
- I don't know.
- I don't know anything anymore.
- Sometimes I think I should just get on my bike and go.
- James.
- Running away won't solve anything.
- Why is the door to my room locked?
- And who's the refrigerator?
- The owner was a little disappointed in your performance last night.
- Well, the owner isn't exactly my type.
Harry: [to Cooper] You know, you are the best lawman I've ever seen. But, Coop, sometimes you think too much.
- You know, there's a saying in the joint.
- It's not oriental philosophy, but it has a similar kind of logic that appeals to my, uh, spiritual nature.
- Once you're in business with somebody, you're in business for life.
- Like a marriage.
- Cooper: Dream souls.
- Where do they wander?
- Hawk: Faraway places.
- The land of the dead.
- Cooper: Is that where Laura is?
- Hawk: Laura's in the ground, agent Cooper.
- That's the only thing I'm sure of.
Audrey: I love this music. Isn't it too dreamy?
- I suppose this will include a phone conversation with Mike,
- Mr. Bonehead-boyfriend.
- No, this is about Laura.
- And it's really, really serious.
- Check.
- Okay, thank you.
- Ha, ha.
- Bad girl.
- Please, please don't.
Pete: [about Cooper's coffee] How do you like yours?
Dale: Black as midnight on a moonless night.
Pete: Pretty black.
[Harold is threatening Donna and Maddy after catching them sealing Laura Palmer's secret diary]
Harold: Are you looking for secrets? Is that what all this was about? Well, maybe I can help you. You want to know that the ultimate secret is? The secret of knowing who killed... YOU!
[last line of the series]
Dale: How's Annie? How's Annie?
- Ah. I knew I'd seen it somewhere.
- Safety deposit box.
- They'll never notice the difference.
- Oh, Andrew.
- Good night, Pete.
- What is going on in this house?
- Leland, what is going on in this house?
- Oh, god!
- I'll get his home address.
- Gentlemen, when two separate events occur simultaneously pertaining to the same object of inquiry, we must always pay strict attention.
- Fellas, let's make a house call.
- Man: Nice game.
- "Dixie." "Dixie"!
- Fonrvard, march.
- Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton old times there were not forgotten look away, look away, look away
- Dixie land oh, I wish...
Dick: Lucy?
Lucy: Dick.
Dick: Lucy, I haven't slept. I can't eat. I've been absolutely miserable.
Lucy: You have?
Dick: I've been a fool, a cad, the way I've behaved, and I'm deeply, deeply ashamed.
Lucy: You are?
Dick: I've been over it in my mind a million times and what I've come to is this: I have to - no, I must do the right thing.
Lucy: You must?
Dick: [pulling an envelope from his pocket] It's everything I could scrape together. I'm completely knackered.
Lucy: What is this?
Dick: $650. I've called around, I've been told it's more than adequate.
Lucy: For what?
Dick: For the... to take care of... you know, the... little problem.
Lucy: Richard, here's what you're going to do. Take your money, put it back in your wallet, or your pocket, turn around, walk through both sets of doors, the second one sticks sometimes, go out into the parking lot, get in your car, turn the key, and never, ever speak to me again as long as you live! Say one more word and I'll scream. Leave, please.
Dick: [starts to speak]
Lucy: [screams]
- I don't understand.
- There's a whole lot
- I don't understand.
- We're all like that.
- Harry, we need to get a search warrant for Leo Johnson's house.
- No need. Leo was shot in his own living room.
- Deputy Brennan found him.
- You're not going anywhere.
- Doc. When the will is invoked, the recuperative powers of the physical body are simply extraordinary.
- Just give me a couple of hours to get dressed.
- One of these days, before you know it,
- I'm gonna be grown-up and on my own, and you better watch out.
- Okay, Audrey. It's a deal.
- You know, there's only one problem with you.
- You're perfect.
Dale: At a time like this, curiously, you begin to think of the things regret or the things you might miss. I would like, in general, to treat people with much more care and respect. I would like to climb a tall hill - not too tall - sit in the cool grass - not too cool - and feel the sun on my face. I wish I could have cracked the Lindbergh kidnapping case. I would very much like to make love to a beautiful woman who I had genuine affection for. And, of course, it goes without saying that I would like to visit Tibet. I wish they could get their country back and the Dalai Lama could return. Oh, I would like that very much. All in all, a very interesting experience.
- Any luck?
- I checked the personals columns in every national newspaper on the list, and I didn't see anything that looked like a chess deal or find any mention of the name windom earle.
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
- hook up the winne and dine in the timber room.
- See you in court.
- Uhn-uhn. Law clerk.
- Man, oh, man.
- Harry, is everything set for tonight?
- He'll be there.
- Okay.
- But Laura talked me into it.
- We were going to the roadhouse to meet boys.
- Their names are
- Josh, Rick and Tim.
- They're about 20 years old.
- And they're nice to us.
The: The owls are not what they seem.
- You can't be serious.
- I want you, Ben.
- Horrifying as it seems,
- I can't escape it.
- You, uh...
- You make my body hum.
- Kiss me, general Lee.
Pete: Hot dogs! We forgot the hot dogs!
Catherine: Pete!
Pete: We forgot the wienies! All beef with the skin on 'em.
- Go on whatever vision quest you require.
- Stand on the rim of the volcano, stand alone and do your dance.
- Just find this beast before he takes another bite.
- God help me,
- I don't know where to start.
- You're on the path.
- You don't need to know where it leads.
- Just follow.
Special: Diane, 10:03am, Great Northern Hotel. Sheriff Truman and I have just been with the one-armed man, or what's left of him. In another time, another culture, he may have been a seer, a shaman priest. In our world he's a shoe salesman and lives among the shadows.
- And there's always music in the air.
- There's film in here.
[first lines]
Special: Audrey, you're a high school girl. I'm an agent of the FBI.
Audrey: So, do you want me to leave or what?
Special: What I want and what I need are two different things, Audrey.
Albert: What the hell kind of two-bit operation they running out of this treehouse, Cooper?
- We wanted the name of birds.
Lucy: I know, but the files are all organized alphabetically.
- Lucy, go through the bird file.
Lucy: No, no, you don't understand.
- They're organized alphabetically in the names of the pet.
- We're gonna need some more coffee.
Albert: I do not suffer fools gladly, and fools with badges never. I want no interference from this hulking boob. Is that clear?
- Twin peaks sheriff station, this is Lucy speaking.
- One moment, please.
- Sheriff Truman?
- Sheriff Truman.
- Sheriff Truman, you have a telephone call, line three.
- One moment, please.
- You know what I was thinking?
- Tonight maybe we could go park bythelake, and neck.
- Wait a minute.
- We don't have to go anywhere.
- Why, we can just stay right here.
- Will: Good lord. Laura.
- Laura Palmer.
- Will: Laura.
- Laura, sweetheart,
- I'm not gonna tell you again.
- Yes, I am.
- Laura.
- I'm sorry about your friend, honey.
- There's nothing you can do.
- So why don't you trundle along to your little town, safe in the knowledge that, if I ever see you here again,
- I'll kill you.
- Don't do this to him, please!
- Please.
- I feel so bad.
- It's okay.
- Why don't I, uh, meet you at the roadhouse around 9:30?
- Thank you, ed.
- I'll see you tonight.
- All right, sweetheart.
Dale: What does Bob want?
"Mike": He is Bob, eager for fun. When he wears a smile, everybody run!
Donna: I wanted so much to be like you, Laura.
- Right. Stay there.
- Follow him if he moves.
- Traveling east on highway 12, how long will it take us to reach the timber falls motel?
- Half an hour.
- Ten minutes.
- Depends how you go.
- Hawk's found our one-armed man.
Benjamin: Leave these.
- Let my people have a look at them.
- Tojamura: Point of visit.
- Something really special to talk about today.
- Come right in.
- My, my, you look lovely.
- Sit, sit.
Jenny: Thank you, Mr. Battis.
- Battis: This is for you, Jenny.
- A reward for a job well done.
- When your parents drag you off to Europe or some place for a month, then when you get back, it's like you've been away forever.
- Two chocolate shakes, please, Norma.
- Coffee for me.
- Extra whipped cream on mine.
- What's your name?
- Shelly.
- Are you in our class at school?
- about your broken ribs and torn cartilage.
- Well, well, well.
- What happened to you?
- I don't want any baloney, magic tricks or psychological mumbo jumbo.
- I want you to tell us how you came into possession of this or I am gonna have to place you under arrest for obstruction of justice.
- I'm gonna use the little girls' room.
- Okay.
- You know, there's a real bad accident outside.
- It sounded like a bus or something.
Sheriff: [Lucy is watching a soap opera] Morning, Lucy. What's going on?
Lucy: Uhh, thanks to Jade, Jared decided not to kill himself and he's changed his will, leaving the Towers to Jade instead of Emerald but Emerald found out about it and now she's trying to seduce Chet to give her the new will so she can destroy it. Montana's planning to kill Jared at midnight so the Towers will belong to Emerald and Montana but I think she's going to double cross him and he doesn't know it yet. Poor Chet.
Sheriff: What's going on... here?
Lucy: Uh, Agent Cooper is in the conference room with Dr. Jacoby.
Bobby: You think because I wasn't at football practice that I killed my girlfriend?
- When I take you out in the surrey when I take you out in the surrey
- With the fringe on top
- Harry, are driver education programs mandatory in your school system?
- Yep.
- I think we got a dropout.
- Harry, look out.
- Heisenberg.
- Maybe we should go bowling.
- How about dancing?
- I don't know how.
- I'll teach you. It's easy.
- When?
- Tonight.
- All that dry timber lying around.
- A stray spark.
- One night.
- Some night when Pete's off on a toot with smokey the bear.
- Now I remember...
- How all those hours turned into days.
Deputy: [about Harry] I've never seen him like this. It was like taking a hike to your favorite spot and finding a hole where the lake used to be. Josie had power.
Special: A man who doesn't love easily loves too much. A good man.
Deputy: The best.
- I gotta go.
- James, it's not our fault, don't leave.
- It doesn't matter, don't you see?
- Nothing we do matters.
- Nothing's ever gonna change.
- It doesn't matter if we're happy and the rest of the world goes to hell.
- James, don't leave.
- James, don't leave me!
Bobby: I got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that your father has bought a condo in Flip City, and the good news is that he is about to win the Civil War.
- It is vitally important that this not turn into a witch hunt.
- I would strongly suggest a temporary curfew for those under 18 years of age.
- Keeping your kids off the streets now may teach them a degree of caution that may protect them in the days and the weeks to come.
- I will remind you that these crimes occurred at night.
[first lines]
Pete: Gone fishing.
Dr. Lawrence Jacoby: Laura had secrets and around those secrets she built the fortress that, well that in my six months with her, I was not able to penetrate and for which I consider myself an abject failure.
Dale: I need to brush my teeth.
- I knew this day was going to come.
- I'm not going tojail. I can't.
- Put it down, Josie.
- Harry.
- Put it down!
- Harry, forgive me.
- I never meant to hurt you.
- Bobby, what happened the first time that you and Laura made love?
- What the hell kind of question is that?
- Bobby, did you cry?
- Did I what?
- And then what did Laura do?
- Did she laugh at you?
- Not even Fiddler on the roof?
- It made me weep like a little baby.
- I find the adherence to fantasy troubling and unreasonable.
Pete: [about serving coffee to Dale Cooper and Sheriff Truman] Mr. Cooper, how do you take it?
Dale: Black as midnight on a moonless night.
Pete: Pretty black.
- I can't understand a word you're saying, you have a thing in your mouth.
Benjamin: I'm going to give Little Elvis a bath.
- You may go to your room.
- Thank you.
- Josie...
- I'll take breakfast at 7 in my room.
- Coffee, juice, dry toast, oatmeal.
- Yes.
- Sweet dreams.
James: Harry, Laura talks on her tape about a mystery man.
Sheriff: The red Corvette. Leo Johnson.
James: I think it was somebody else. Not Jacques Renault either.
Sheriff: Why do you say that?
James: I never put it together until I heard the tape. Where she says, "This guy can really light my fire." Well, I remember this one night when we first started seeing each other. She was still doing drugs then. Well, we were in the woods when she started saying this scary poem, over and over, about fire. And then she said, "Would you like to play with fire, little boy?", "Would you like to play with Bob?", "Would you like to play with Bob?"...
- ."Padnehu
- FBI man.
- This is supposed to be an equitable exchange.
- This could turn out well.
- Huh?
- Expect a call tomorrow...
- It works just fine.
- Come outside with me.
- He can let himself out.
- Bobby, we're doing real good.
- Okay, that's enough. Um...
- Bobby? Uh...
- Bob, Bob, I can't reach the switch.
- Bobby, I've got a problem here.
- Shelly, I think we should get married.
- Bobby.
- Leo. I'm still wearing his ring.
- My grandson is studying magic.
- That's nice.
- Who are you?
- I'm taking over Laura Palmer's place on the meals on wheels.
- She's dead.
- Did you know her well?
- Harry, we're not gonna find any fingerprints in here.
- No mistakes. No slip-ups.
- Everything has its own rationale, precision, intelligence.
- Windom earle is a genius.
- And he's taken his first pawn in a very sick game.
Sheriff: Jelly donuts?
Dale: Harry, that goes without saying.
- No.
- Huh?
- You got a twenty on agent Cooper?
- Hawk: He's downstream about ten minutes.
- He 7! Probably miss the catch, but he'll be there when we grill him.
- Truman: Copy that.
- We'll make our move as soon as the big fish shows his fins.
- Ready, Andy?
- Andy: Ready, Harry.
- You used to be so pretty.
- Blackie, blackie.
- I'm in a hurry.
- For what?
- Audrey, that perfume you're wearing is incredible.
- Do you really think so?
- Yes, I do.
- Please have a seat.
- And would you write your name down for me? Here.
- Okay.
- Oh, my god.
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, my god.
- I changed my mind.
- I'm not sorry.
- Would you like something to drink?
- Yes, I'd like a cup of deep black Joe, please.
- Coming right up.
- Sorry?
- Well, that design looks like the one up at owl cave.
- Truman: Let me see that.
- I combined major Briggs' tattoo with the log lady's.
- This looks exactly like the one at owl cave.
- Harry, I've got to see this owl cave.
- You're not a shy one, are you, sweetheart?
- I'm not shy.
The: [talking backwards; subtitled] Wow, Bob, Wow. Fire walk with me.
[Bobby walks in on Gordon Cole and Shelley kissing]
Bobby: Hey! What the hell's going on?
Gordon: [shouting as usual] YOU ARE WITNESSING A FRONT THREE-QUARTER VIEW OF TWO ADULTS SHARING A TENDER MOMENT.
Gordon: [to Shelly] Acts like he's never seen a kiss before.
Gordon: [to Bobby] TAKE ANOTHER LOOK, SONNY, IT'S GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN!
Windom: These evil sorcerers, dugpas, they call them, cultivate evil for the sake of evil and nothing else. They express themselves in darkness for darkness, without leavening motive. This ardent purity has allowed them to access a secret place of great power, where the cultivation of evil proceeds in exponential fashion. And with it, the furtherance of evil's resulting power. These are not fairy tales, or myths. This place of power is tangible, and as such, can be found, entered, and perhaps, utilized in some fashion. The dugpas have many names for it, but chief among them is the Black Lodge... But you don't believe me, do you? You think I'm mad. Overworked. Go away.
Maddy: All I did was to come to a funeral. And it's like I fell into a dream. It's like people think I'm Laura. And I'm not!
- I'm sorry, I can't connect you with sheriff Truman unless you tell me what your name is.
- You won't?
- I'm sorry, but I can't connect you with sheriff Truman unless you tell me who you are.
- I'm terribly sorry, but I'm going to have to hang up now.
- the killer was never found.
- My wound healed, windom earle went mad.
- Institutionalized until his recent escape.
- So why is he after you?
- Harry,
- Caroline was windom earle's wife.
- I hope you've had a good weekend.
- And welcome to the miss twin peaks pageant, in which one of these lovely and talented young citizens will soon be crowned miss twin peaks.
- And now, commencing our talent section of the show,
- Lucy moran.
- It's cold and hard and brilliant.
- I think he feigned the insanity that sent him away.
- But at some point, he lost the ability to distinguish between what's right and what's wrong.
- You don't know what he's capable of, Harry.
- You don't know.
FBI: Sheriff Truman, would you sit down? We'd like to ask you a few questions.
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: I'll stand.
FBI: Well, let me begin by saying that whatever Agent Cooper is guilty of will not be held against you. And your cooperation will be useful and greatly appreciated.
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: If I understand the law correctly, you need extradtion papers in order to get a statement from me, Mountie King. And you need a subpoena from a judge, Agent Hardy. Now, unless you gentlemen have that paperwork, I suggest you take your cooperation and stuff it.
FBI: [firm tone] That attitude will not serve you, or Agent Cooper.
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: That's not an attitude. That's a promise. Agent Cooper is the finest lawman I've ever known. I've had nothing but respect for him since he arrived in Twin Peaks. Now, I don't know what information or evidence you have against Agent Cooper or where you got it from, but it is dead wrong.
FBI: [cold tone] Thank you for your time.
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Help yourself to a coffee on your way out.
Emory: You don't know what you're dealing with, Miss Horne. You don't know how deep you're in.
Audrey: Oh, yes I do. I'm Audrey Horne and I get what I want.
Donna: How long did you know Laura?
Harold: Ever since she began "Meals on Wheels". I was her best customer.
Donna: You don't seem much like a shut-in.
Harold: You mean, politely, what's the matter with me?
Donna: Okay.
Harold: I don't like to go outside. I... can't.
- She wouldn't do that to me.
- You didn't love her, anyway.
- Let him go.
- Truman: Thousand-dollar chip from one-eyed Jack's.
- Jacques Renault's working there.
- He's dealing in the casino.
- Well, I think a little fieldwork is in order.
- Jack's is over the border, little out of our jurisdiction.
- Well, I know that, Harry.
- That's why I was thinking this would be a good job for the bookhouse boys.
- Did you?
- Did you kill her?
- I loved her.
FBI: [He sees the Log Lady seated nearby, cradling her log and drinking coffee] Log Lady.
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Right.
FBI: [He waves to her] Hi.
[She looks away]
FBI: Can I ask her about her log?
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Many have.
- or lose it forever.
- Thank you.
- Man: Thank you, Audrey horne.
- Now a brief musical interlude.
- Thanks, daddy.
- I'm gonna go out there.
- What do you mean? She snuck out?
- Maybe you have an idea where she might have gone.
- Maybe you can help us find her.
- Oh, we'll find her.
- Don't you worry about that.
- Roadhouse.
- Let's go.
- Harry.
- You can tell me anything.
- Josie, you can tell me anything.
- I was there because Ben and Catherine were there together.
- I followed them and I took pictures.
- Cooper: Very good. Which one would you like to see first?
- Well...
FBI: Let a smile be your umbrella.
- Laura.
- There will be an announcement from the principal.
- as a purely precautionary measure.
- I ordered some hot milk from room service.
- Hoping that does the job and I'll be able to catch a few hours of quality sack time.
- Twenty-four hour room service must be one of the premier achievements of modern civilization.
Dale: A man can only go so long without submitting to a period of rest, for as we know from experiments conducted on American GIs during the Korean War, sleep deprivation is a one-way ticket to temporary psychosis.
- One likes to think so.
- One never knows.
- There may be a few t's left to cross.
- Good night.
- Mrs. Martell.
- I'll see myself out.
Dale: In the grand design, women were drawn from a different set of blueprints.
- Enjoy, my friend. Enjoy.
- To ghostwood estates and country club.
- Congratulations, boss.
- Blackie, old pal, this calls for a celebration.
- Let's have a look at the new girl.
- Nadine Butler.
- All right, Nadine. Let's start you off with a little tumbling.
- Man: Next event, corkscrew.
- My gosh. Did you see her do this?
Nadine: Hold on. I'm gonna throw you.
- Boy: Yeah, sure, you are.
Nadine: Corkscrew!
Dale: Diane, never drink coffee that has been anywhere near a fish.
- Who are you calling?
- I want to speak to Richard tremayne, men's fashions.
- Yes, I'll hold.
- You won't hurt him, will you, Andy?
- Tremayne, Brennan. Andy Brennan.
- That is, if you're not too busy.
- Andrew.
- We won't speak again.
- How is Shelly?
Norma: I can't talk right now.
- Well, how did she like the flowers?
Benjamin: Have you told her?
Eileen: God, no.
- Never. I never will.
- And you must promise me the same.
- You mustn't come over again.
- You must stay away from her.
- I understand.
- I hope you do.
- Truman: Settle down. Everybody settle down. Don't panic! This way.
- I will help you.
Annie: Aah!
- Leo?
- No.
- Help me!
- Please! Help me!
- Leo? Please.
Benjamin: We have solid information that the Packard Sawmill is going to go belly-up within a year. We're going to be able to get it for a song. One verse, no chorus.
- Come on, I'll take you back to your room.
- Norma's waiting downstairs to drive you home.
Bobby: Is there anything I can do for you?
Audrey: How about taking me out for some ice cream?
Bobby: Cup or cone?
Audrey: Cone. I like to lick.
Major: Taht mug uoy ekil si gniog ot emoc kcab ni elyts... Taht mug uoy ekil...
Donna: Mom, it's so strange. I know I should be sad, and I am, part of me is. But it's like... it's like I'm having the most beautiful dream... and the most terrible nightmare, all at once.
- But I'm gonna try Norma.
- You know, it's 20 years we've been together next month.
- Can you believe it?
- Maybe we're doing this all backwards.
- Maybe it's the next 20 that counts.
- Give me time, Norma,
- I'll make you proud of me yet.
- That's a frightening question to contemplate.
- Andy, I'm gonna need an accurate large-scale rendering of this petroglyph.
- Harry, let's get major Briggs on the horn.
- You want him to meet us at the station?
- That's the ticket.
- Her diary.
- Did I tell you I had it?
- Laura's diary?
- Mm-hm.
- Shall I read something from it?
- It seems appropriate.
- Please.
James: I think I owe you an apology.
Madeleine: Not really.
James: Well, when we were together, you know, just talking, I felt something. I just wasn't sure.
Madeleine: You looked at me and you saw Laura.
James: I guess I did.
Madeleine: Wanna know something kind of strange?
James: What?
Madeleine: I liked it.
James: You did?
Madeleine: When we were growing up, Laura and I were so close. It was scary. I could feel her thoughts, like our brains were connected or something. And when she died suddenly, I got the chance to be Laura. At least other people saw me that way. Like the way that you looked at me. I liked that too.
James: But it was wrong.
Madeleine: It wasn't one thing or the other. For a while I got to be somebody different. But now I'm just me again.
- Man: Of course.
- Meet me in my office.
- Give me two minutes to break away.
- Hell hath no fury.
- What?
- Two minutes.
- Ah, Thor,
- I've been meaning to ask you, are you familiar with the word luhamsta?
- Drive carefully.
- The king and I.
- Give it a rest, Leland.
- Temporary insanity, huh?
- Hopefully some of these people will be on your jury.
- You will be home free.
- You like musicals?
- Oh, Harry.
- Josie.
- Yes, it's me.
- I'm here.
- Josie.
- Harry, I'm here.
- Josie...
- Oh, I wish / was in the land of cotton old time there I've not forgotten look away, look away look away, Dixie land
- I wish I was in Dixie hooray, hooray in Dixie land I'll take my stand and live or die in Dixie
FBI: Who's the babe?
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: That is one of the most beautiful women in the state, Mrs. Packard.
FBI: Packard Sawmill?
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Yep.
FBI: Where's Mr. Packard?
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Died in a boating accident last year. Andrew Packard practically built this town. Brought her over from Hong Kong six years ago. Left her everything, which didn't exactly please his sister. That's her right there. The original deep freeze.
FBI: Who's the glad-handing dandy?
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Benjamin Horne, local big wig, he owns half the town. He's not after her, he's after her land.
FBI: Who's the lady with the log?
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: We call her the log lady.
- Okay.
- Thank you.
- A dozen donuts, four cups of coffee, two black, two white, no sugar.
- Thank you.
Annie: Agent Cooper?
- Yes.
- Uh, this afternoon?
- I'll meet you right here.
- Four o'clock sharp.
Bobby: Doc Hayward said you needed familiar stimulants, so we figured, what the hell, kazoos.
Cooper: Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret: every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it; don't wait for it; just let it happen. It could be a new shirt in a men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black, coffee.
- Save Shelly. huh?
- Save Shelly.
Bobby: Norma, see you in my dreams.
Norma: Not if I see you first.
- Hi, dick. We're on break.
- Hi, Lana.
- Would you mind helping me find something in the storage room?
- Storage room?
Lana: Mm-hm.
- We're missing a very important prop.
- Come on.
- Sheriff Truman?
- Yeah.
- This is special agent Roger Hardy of the FBI.
- Roger, what are you doing here?
- Dale, we've got a problem.
- Effective immediately, without pay,
- I regret to inform you of your suspension from the FBI.
- Put them right down there by the doughnuts, deputy.
- Anyone for a warm-up?
- Yes.
- You bet. You bet.
- Right over here.
- Thanks, Lucy.
- Damn good coffee.
- Would everyone please take a seat?
- Why don't you whistle for a little backup?
- Truman: I can see which way the wind's blowing.
- Lucy, get us a backup unit down here at the roadhouse right away.
- Make that two backup units.
- And call Dr. Hayward. Tell him we found his daughter and she's fine.
Lucy: All right, sheriff.
- Oh, what kept us, Heidi?
- Seconds on knackwurst this morning?
- I couldn't get my car started.
- Too busy jump-starting the old man.
- Again.
- Again.
- I thought you Germans were always on time.
- Nicholas, out of the car, right now!
- Out of the car!
- Do you hear me?
- Are you mad at me, uncle dick?
- Well, of course I'm not mad at you.
- Why should I be mad at you?
- Scared you, didn't I?
- Ha-ha-ha.
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: I'll assign a couple of my deputies to the house 24 hours a day.
Bobby: Hey man, I can take care if Shelly, alright? You just save the deputies.
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Bobby Briggs... button it.
- Major, I'm gonna take a moment here.
- I feel the call of nature.
- There's nothing quite like urinating out in the open air.
- I look foward to hearing more about this white lodge.
- When I return from my journey.
FBI: I think I saw a cottontail rabbit!
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: It must have been a snowshoe rabbit.
FBI: Snowshoe?
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Right.
FBI: Snowshoe. Snowshoe rabbit.
Sheriff: Lucy, you better bring Agent Cooper up to date.
Lucy: Leo Johnson was shot, Jacques Renault was strangled, the mill burned, Shelly and Pete got smoke inhalation, Catherine and Josie are missing, Nadine is in a coma from taking sleeping pills.
Dale: How long have I been out?
Dr. Will Hayward: It's 7:45 in the morning. We haven't had this much action in one night since the Elks Club fire of '59.
- Laura.
- Laura.
- Leland says...
- You're going back to missoula,
- Montana!
Special: R, B, T. Harry, I believe that these letters and the Giant's clues are in some way related to this long-haired man. Mrs. Palmer saw him in a vision. She called this morning to say that Maddy had seen the man twice in the past two days, both times in a vision. I've seen him in my dreams.
Sheriff: And Ronette.
Special: She saw him physically at the train car.
Sheriff: Right.
Special: Four of us have seen him in different forms. This path is a psychic link that will lead us straight to him.
Sheriff: So, what did this giant sound like? I mean, did he have a big, blooming voice or what?
Special: No, no. He spoke softly, distinctly.
FBI: And you gave him the beans you were supposed to use to buy a cow?
Special: No, Albert, I gave him my ring.
- Well, that's exactly what it was.
- That's what she told me.
- I'll get it.
- Man: Hi, I have a delivery for Mrs. Hayward.
- They said they're for mom.
- No card.
- I'll put them in water.
- I don't know.
- I'm a virgin.
- What?
- I want you to make love with me.
- It's your jet.
- Thank god for that.
FBI: Sheriff, what kind of fantastic trees have you got growing around here? Big, majestic.
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Douglas firs.
FBI: [Marveling] Douglas firs...
- Well, I've been lonely and selfish.
- I hope you'll all forgive me for my boorish behavior.
- Come along, my dear.
- I don't know about you guys, but I could definitely use something to drink.
- Me too.
- Oh, yeah.
- Well, Pete, I don't know the first step about fishing.
- Oh, Josie, there's enough fishing in me for the both of us.
- Well, what do you think?
- Sure, Pete.
- Let's give it the run at the money.
- Josie, you're my kind of gal.
- Here. I'm gonna hit the hay.
- Sweet dreams, Pete.
- Sweet dreams, Josie.
Leland: Through the dark of futures past, the magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds, *fire* walk with me! I'll catch you with my death bag. You may think I've gone insane, but I promise I will kill again!
- That's why it's so warm in here.
- They don't need a lot of light.
- I wrote to you because I wondered if you'd be kind enough to place one of them on her grave.
- Of course.
- Will you excuse me a moment?
- Sure.
- In my dream, Mike said he and Bob lived above a convenience store.
- Cooper, I'd think you'd be afraid to go to sleep at night.
- Hey, hawk.
- Andy, could you go into the one stop and get me some twine?
- Okay.
Audrey: What a gyp. Finally meet the man of my dreams and next thing I know he's on a plane to Brazil.
Pete: He'll be back one day. He promised.
Audrey: Yeah. Well, he also promised to take me fishing, and we never did. Love stinks.
Pete: Fishing?
Audrey: Yeah. Pearl Lake or something.
Pete: [pause] I have some tackle in the truck.
Audrey: You do?
Pete: Audrey, there are many cures for a broken heart, but nothing quite like a trout's leap in the moonlight. May I?
Audrey: [she laughs] You may.
[they walk back to the truck, arm in arm]
- Dale wasn't far wrong. The cave painting is an invitation of sorts, telling us when the revels begin.
- But what Dale doesn't know is where to find it.
- For, you see, the cave painting is not only an invitation, it is also a map.
- A map to the black lodge!
Deputy: Listen to me, Lucy Moran, you just listen. When the Tacoma Sperm Bank was looking for donors, naturally I applied. It's my civic duty and I like whales. A routine physical examination revealed that I'm sterile. Sure I thought it meant that I didn't have to take a bath, but the doctors told me the truth. They told me I can't have babies. So what I wanna know now is why are you having one and how?
Pete: Lucy? This is Pete Martell. Lucy, put Harry on the horn.
[whispers]
Pete: Oh dear.
- Everybody gone? Not good.
- Julie: The nonnegians are leaving.
- Nonnegians are leaving.
- Listen to me.
- You are throwing away the investment opportunity of a lifetime.
- Better that than to throw a lifetime away.
- You stay out of this!
- Ha, ha.
- Julie: The nonnegians are leaving.
- Do you want dessert?
- Do you want pie?
- Harry?
- Harry?
- How much am I paying you?
Bobby: Uh...
- We haven't actually discussed money.
- Well, you can consider this your first raise.
- Now, you come back tomorrow, and we will discuss a full-time position.
- Thank you, Ben.
- I won't let you down.
- or how much I tried to help...
- Another girl got murdered.
- I just wanted to get on my bike and ride away.
- Take off, just go as far from twin peaks as the thing will take me.
- I know the feeling, James.
- I know the feeling.
Deputy: [Looking at Cooper's 10-ring target sheet] Only four hits?
Dale: Well I got four through the eyes and two through each nostril.
- Woman: What's happening?
- Man: Everybody, please, please, stay calm.
Albert: [Albert almost bumps into Bobby Briggs as Bobby leaves the interrogation room with a bad attitude] Get a life, punk!
- that this is how it is when you get to the end of your life and that you don't have anything to show for it.
- Norma.
- Don't call me.
- I mean, not for a while, okay?
- Okay.
- I love you, ed.
- and how I react is none of your damn business.
- Dear, be sensible.
- I'm being very sensible.
- I want you out of this place.
- I want you out of my life.
- I don't wanna be hurt by you anymore.
- Norma.
- Good bye.
Major: Any time a man dies in war, he dies too soon.
- Dance with him.
- It is serious. Dance with him.
- All right.
- Man 1: Jerry, what's going on?
- Get Jacoby, get a net, but get him out of my life.
- She sounded so desperate.
- Then she ran off.
- I let her go and she died.
Donna: Oh, it's okay.
- It's not your fault, James.
- It's okay.
- James, it's all right. James.
- Andy: Agent Cooper.
- Can you hear me? It's Andy.
- Agent Cooper, it's Andy.
- Can you hear me?
- Agent Cooper?
- Room service.
- If you're not gonna tell me what I need to know,
- I'll find out from Benjamin horne.
- No.
- Then tell me.
- All right, this is your choice, not mine.
- Donna.
- Donna!
- Female child.
- Mother, Eileen hayward.
- Daughter, Donna Marie.
- Could I speak to you for a moment, please?
- Certainly.
- Um, there's a...
- Mm-hm.
- The principal will be making an announcement.
- Yes?
- Thank you for your time.
- Cooper: Diane, 7:15 am.
- I'll be heading to the sheriff's after breakfast.
- From there, we'll be going on to Laura Palmer's funeral.
- the accolades of your peers...
- Oh, yes, I know.
- You get to die.
- A royal execution.
- And Cooper gets to watch.
- She's there.
- Into the light, Leland.
- She's beautiful.
- Into the light.
- Laura.
- Don't be afraid.
- Windom earle?
- Yes.
- Heh.
- Pretty words for pretty girls.
- Which one shall be my queen?
- Queen?
- Earle: And the skies are not cloudy all day
- Long time no see, briggsy.
- It looks like you've finally found your calling.
- I think that, you know,
- I'm gonna catch a glimpse of her out of the corner of my eye.
- Sometimes it's like
- I really do see her.
- James, listen.
- We're gonna find out who killed her.
- This is about us.
- We have to do this for us, not just for her.
- Yeah. Look, I'm sorry we bothered you.
- Hey, no bother, no bother.
- Say hi to your folks for me, Donna.
- Okay.
- Okay.
James: Goodbye, Mr. Palmer.
- Bye, James.
- Take it easy now.
James: All right.
- Dick.
- The usual background information.
- Hmm. Birthplace, initial adoption.
- Hmm. First of several, it seems.
- Ah, the plot thickens.
- Where are thy secrets, little Nicky?
- Jean. Renault: What?
- Take a look at this.
- You order any food?
- Renault: No.
- No, no, no, let her come.
- Let her come.
- It's just a girl.
- Serialized denominations, as you instructed.
- My daughter's life is in your hands.
Leo: [repeatedly] New shoes.
Harold: Laura liked to think of me as... a mystery in her life.
- Will: Leland, I'm so sorry.
- Seventeen years old.
- Lee, I hate to put you through this.
- No, I have to see her.
- I have to see what was done to my little girl.
- Okay.
- Give it to me.
- Just a second, poodle.
Catherine: Ah!
- Now, I held it just so.
- They have women agents?
- More or less.
- Audrey, if you'll excuse us.
- Agency business.
- I thought you were suspended.
- Thanks again. Good night.
- Thank you. Heh.
- You're welcome. Ha, ha.
- Audrey, I'll help you, but whatever we find out, we have to promise to keep it between ourselves.
- Our secret.
- It's a deal.
- And I know exactly where to start.
- Did you know ronette and Laura worked in the same place?
- The perfume counter at my father's department store.
Windom: Think of all the hapless sinners wondering where their soul's destination lies. For what? To gain the answer to a simple question: Where will my spirit awake? What life am I given after this life? Ha ha ha ha. This grave question has plagued man's sorry conscience for eons! Ha ha. And now you, you lucky boy, you have the answer. Now!
- Leland Palmer.
- Whoops! Excuse me.
- Whoa!
- Does he know we arrested Ben horne?
- Doesn't look like it.
- Harry, best if he'd hear it from you.
- Have you seen my tackle box?
- The next time you and the merry widow wanna take a peek in my safe, don't go to so much trouble.
- Be a man about it, Pete.
- Ask me to my face.
- Maybe I'll, um, check the truck.
Deputy: I'm a whole damn town. I'm a whole damn town! Woo!
Windom: Eureka! It's fear. That's the key. My favorite emotional state. And all this time, it's been staring me right in the kisser... These night creatures that hover on the edge of our nightmares are drawn to us when we radiate fear. It's their bread and butter. A perfect symbiosis. Oh, nature, perfect in design and aspects. You do not disappoint!
Dale: [Lucy pours Cooper a cup of coffee. He takes a sip and promptly spits it out]
Dale: Damn fine coffee! And hot!
- Is this a copy of the petroglyph you found in owl cave?
- Andy?
- Sir.
- Are you familiar with this?
- Well, I've dreamed it.
- Or seen it somewhere, somehow.
- Harry, he's here at the motel.
- Room 101.
- Last name's Gerard.
- Now, when the mill goes up in smoke, the headline that we're after is: "Josie packard torches bankrupt mill in insurance fraud."
- Not "giant weenie roast in the woods."
Catherine: Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Benjamin: Hm? Hm?
- Mr. Gerard, it's the police. Open up.
- What...? Jeez...
- Gunplay? Sounds serious.
- Mr. Gerard.
- Don't move.
- Oh, my god.
- Truman: Keep your hands where I can see them.
- "Save the one you love.
- Please attend gathering of angels tonight at the road house, 9:30."
- Windom earle?
- Take a look at that.
- Twelve rainbow trout.
- If you're gonna kill me, get it over with.
- There's plenty of time for that.
- But I do like the fear I'm feeling.
Dale: Major, I'm going to take a moment here. I feel the call of nature. There's nothing quite like urinating out in the open air.
Maddy: Aunt Sarah?
- Uncle Leland?
- Aunt Sarah, uncle Leland, what is that smell?
- It smells like something's burning.
- Oh, my gosh. Aunt Sarah?
- Mr. Gerard, you okay?
- Oh. I'm sorry.
- Sometimes I get a bit disoriented.
- Can I get you something? Water?
- If there's a bathroom,
- I have a medication.
- Sure. It's right down the hall.
- This way.
- Then a descent into a cool subterranean cave will be just what the doctor ordered.
- Are you sure Cole's up for the climb?
- Gordon's not coming with us.
- Shelly took him up to doc hayward's to see about his hearing problem.
- The old tuning-fork test.
- Part of your living novel...
- If you let me read Laura's diary.
- It's intriguing.
- I'll read it to you.
- But it mustn't physically leave this room.
- Acceptable.
- My god.
Man: Under the sycamore tree
- Hawk: Uh-oh.
- Fresh coffee.
Leo: You punks owe me ten grand! Leo needs a new pair of shoes!
Bobby: All right! We won't take delivery on any of the drugs until you get all the cash.
Leo: Do I look like a bank?
Bobby: I appreciate your concern, Leo. But this thing with Laura... what happened to her... how could I expect...
Leo: [interrupting] Hey, man! Laura was a wild girl.
Bobby: Tell me about it!
Leo: I will... someday.
Windom: The planets our babbling major spoke of are more than distant orbs. They are, in fact, a clock. A clock that tells the time. And the time... Time draws nearer with each ticking tock! Dale wasn't far wrong. The cave painting is an invitation of sorts, telling us when the revels begin. But what Dale doesn't know is where to find it. For you see, the cave painting is not only an invitation, it is also a map... a map to the Black Lodge!
Dale: Who shot me Albert?
Albert: My men are interrogating the hotel staff and the guests as we speak. They're the usual bumper crop of simple-minded, rural no-nothings and drunken fly fishermen. Nothing so far. Oh by the way, I personally found and talked with the waiter who delivered your glass of warm milk from that night. The world's oldest and most decrepit room service waiter remembers nothing unusual about the night in question. No surprise there. Being 104 years old, Senor Drool cup has, shall we say, a mind that wanders.
Deputy: [Dale and Harry are investigating a cabin in the woods as Andy covers them from the outside. He observes a car pulling up and several FBI agents, including Albert Rosenfield, emerge] Harry! You know who it is?
Dale: [Inside] What's that?
Deputy: It's Andy, seems pretty upset about something.
Deputy: Harry! It's Agent Rosenflower!
Deputy: [He runs toward the cabin, stepping on a loose board on the landing, which flies up and strikes him in the face. Dale and Harry emerge from the cabin]
Sheriff: Andy, are you all right?
Deputy: [Andy stumbles around on bowed legs, trying to regain his balance]
Albert: And it's another great moment in law enforcement history!
Dr. Will Hayward: Dammit, Ben. It isn't that simple. I believe you. I applaud your desire to do the right thing. But goodness in you is like a timebomb. And there's nothing good about ruined lives.
- Harry called. He said he'll be arresting
- Hank for parole violation.
- When Hank gets well, he may have to go back to prison.
- I think it's time I start correcting a few of the mistakes I've made.
- Well, we could, uh, start by getting a cabin.
- A couple of venison steaks and a bottle of sparkling wine.
- People will find out.
- Good night.
- Good night, dear.
- Good night, mom.
- Uh, don't worry about the dishes.
- I'll clean up.
- Are you, uh, coming to church with us in the morning, Donna?
- Nine o'clock sharp.
- Okay.
- Good night, James.
- Good night, sir.
Irene: More white powder.
- Cooper: Mm.
- Cocaine.
- Irene, we have to notify the sheriff.
Windom: The only thing Columbus discovered was that he was lost!
- Everything okay?
- I'm not sure.
- Earle: Home, home on the range where the deer and the ante/ope play where seldom is heard a discouraging word earle: Hello, wilbur.
- Bobby?
- Bobby?
Sheriff: Morning, Leo.
Leo: [hostile and beligerent tone] Who the hell is he?
Sheriff: This is Special Agent Cooper, FBI. He's investigating the murder of Laura Palmer. He'd like to ask you a couple of questions.
Leo: So ask!
Dale: Leo... is that short for Leonard?
Leo: That's a question?
Ben: We've lain a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight; all of Twin Peaks' best and brightest.
Jerry: We're holding it in a phone booth?
- I know he wants me,
- I can feel his fire.
- But if I die, he can't hurt me anymore."
- Laura and I had the same dream.
- Andy: That's impossible.
- Yes, it is.
- Deputy, take Donna home.
- I've got to see Gerard.
- Who are you?
- Shelly Johnson.
- You know who called me here?
- No, I don't know anything, please help me...
- Be quiet, I'm thinking.
Shelly: Oh, god.
- Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god.
- Annie.
- Annie.
- Annie!
- Annie. Annie.
- Annie?
- Annie?
- Well, then...
- It's a cemetery.
- Knight to king's bishop 3.
- That man, he's very dangerous.
- Don't let him in here again, do you understand?
- Sure.
- I've gotta take this to Cooper.
- And deep.
- And blue as the sky.
- Dummy, it's me. It's me.
- You look terrible.
- Just terrible. Ha, ha, ha.
- Just terrible. Ha, ha, ha.
- Caroline.
- For miss Audrey horne, please.
- Josie: Help!
- Please help.
Thomas: I love you.
- Josie: No!
Thomas: Josie. For god's sake...
- Josie: Don't touch me.
- Don't touch me! Don't hurt me.
- What do you mean?
- Nothing.
- No, what do you mean?
- He used to sing to her.
- God, I love this music.
- Isn't it too dreamy?
- Jacoby: No, that wasn't it, this...
- This was a smell like...
- Scorched engine oil.
- Woman: Dr. Bradley, call the operator.
- Dr. Bradley, call the operator, please.
Catherine: You know what shenanigans are, don't you?
FBI: [Referring to an impressive array of doughnuts] A policeman's dream.
- I swear. I'll kill you.
- Help me! Help!
- Shelly?
- Shelly.
- Shelly, come on.
- Where will you go?
- I don't know.
- James, don't.
- What?
- I don't want you to leave.
- Give me some more time, James.
- I can think of a hundred reasons for you to stay.
Singer: Love moves me
- I want you rockin' back inside my heart
- I want you rockin' back inside my heart maddy's leaving.
- Yeah, she's gonna go home.
- That's weird.
- She never said anything to me.
- Lucy?
- What?
- Andy?
- She thought that you were coming over last night.
- Um, did she say anything?
- Well, I would have to say that she was a little bit disappointed.
- Leland?
- Leland, honey?
- Excuse me.
Windom: [talking backwards; subtitled] If you give me your soul, I'll let Annie live.
Dale: I will.
[Windom Earle stabs Cooper. The stabbing scene suddenly rewinds. Bob appears and grabs a screaming Windom]
Bob: [to Windom; talking backwards] Be quiet! Be quiet!
[to Dale]
Bob: [talking backwards] You go. He is wrong. He can't ask for your soul. I will take his.
- Did you call the gazette yet?
- Maybe you should call the sheriff too.
- Ask for agent Cooper.
- Give me the key.
Benjamin: [drinks a toast with Josie] To the fire.
- Is it the killer?
- I don't know. Maybe.
- Ed, glad you're here.
- I need everyone's help to clear the room.
- I need a large space in the center.
Leland: Of course.
- in a situation like this, you have to handle yourself in a professional manner.
- We're all reasonable people and what you discover is that something reasonable can always be worked out whenever reasonable people just put their minds...
- Renault: Tsk, tsk, tsk.
- Laura?
- Oh, for goodness sakes.
- Laura, now means now.
- Laura?
- Laura?
- Laura, honey, are you downstairs?
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: I suppose you want me to follow them at a discreet distance.
FBI: Harry, you're all right.
- If it was true with Andrew, you think they'll kill me too?
- Think they would?
- Josie, nothing is gonna happen to you.
- Not now, not ever.
- Not while I'm around.
Josie: I won't leave this office without my money!
Ben: Why do I sense that this isn't a negotiable position?
- Agh.
- What about tonight?
- Hey, coach?
- Boy 1: Get up, Mike.
- Boy 2: Oh, my god.
- One, two and three.
Nadine: Now will you go out with me?
Dale: Harry, is that bag smiling?
Donna: Look, we don't know if we *did* anything. My dad said Jacoby got sick because he was attacked. All we did was send him a tape.
Maddie: Maybe he wouldn't have been attacked if we hadn't.
Donna: Maybe. Maybe the sun won't come up if you wash your hair. Think like that and you're gonna go crazy. What's done is done.
- How old are you?
- Eighteen.
- We'll see you later, Audrey.
- See you later.
- Ha, ha.
- I'll see you later, sons of olden!
- How do you say that?
- My brother will love you guys.
- You...
- No! You can't do this to me.
- It's already done.
Benjamin: You...
- and he's got it.
- We have to tell James about this.
- If Laura did have a secret diary...
- And Harold's got it...
- I'm gonna get it with or without you.
- Tell that to James.
Special: [looking at real estate photos] What is this?
Irene: I thought I'd taken that out. That property is called Dead Dog Farm... and it's worse than it sounds.
- You made me.
- Donna.
- Will: Donna?
- Yes?
- Will: There's a telephone call for you from a Harold Smith.
- Oh, okay. I'll get it in the hallway.
Special: Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup
[claps his hands]
Special: collides with ham.
- even this bucolic hideaway is filled with secrets.
- Secrets that may be connected to my trouble at the bureau and the cocaine that was found in my automobile.
- Agent Hardy's deliberations will soon be completed.
- And if I'm not adequately able to defend myself, there's a very real possibility of imprisonment.
Audrey: I'm sinking! I'm sinking!
- Now, I don't know what information you have or where you got it from, but it is dead wrong.
- Thank you for your time.
- Help yourself to a coffee on the way out.
- Steeplejacks, steeplejacks, roll them!
- Fred's a prince.
- So, boys, what's your pleasure?
- Cards and dice.
- For starters.
- Casino's that way.
- This mightjust be your lucky night.
- Luck has nothing to do with it.
- Not bad, ed. Not bad at all.
FBI: I will remind you that these crimes occurred at night.
FBI: What was your vest doing riding up like that?
FBI: Wood tick.
- until I am able to breathe the air that free men breathe,
- I plead with you for understanding.
- This is the long, dark night of my soul.
- Time to seek that...
- Tiny flickering flame within.
- Forgive me,
- I've been very emotional lately.
Log: I heard you speaking about Laura Palmer?
Dale: Yes?
Log: One day my log will have something to say about this. My log saw something that night.
Dale: Really. What did it see?
Log: Ask it.
[Cooper hesitates]
Log: I thought so.
[walks away]
- Leland died at peace.
- In his last moments, he saw Laura.
- He kept saying how much he loved her.
- And I believe she welcomed him, that she forgave him.
- It's time.
The: One day my log will have something to say about this.
- Harry, eventually it's gonna help you to know she was a hardened criminal.
- Get out of here.
- I know it's not easy right now.
- Just get out of here.
- Get out of here! Go!
- No, you get out of here!
- Ed, make him go away.
- What's she doing here?
- It's not fair.
- Please...
- Ed, make...
Judge: [meeting Cooper for the first time] Mr. Cooper, how do you find our little corner of this world?
Special: Heaven, sir.
Judge: Well, this week, heaven includes arson, multiple homicides, and an attempt on the life of a federal agent.
Special: Heaven is a large and interesting place, sir.
[taking a sip of coffee and immediately spitting it out]
Special: Damn good coffee. And hot!
- I don't know you very well.
- No.
- I'm trying to learn how to trust my instincts.
- What are they saying?
- Trust.
Dale: Who's the lady with the log?
Sheriff: We call her the Log Lady.
Dr. Will Hayward: Richard, I didn't drop you on your head when I brought you into this world, and don't give me any reason to regret that!
- Audrey, look what you've done.
- Audrey... oh...
- Did they scarf that whole damn smorgasbord?
- Audrey, honey, don't you go in there.
- I'm hungry.
- Audrey, don't...
- Don't go in there. Audrey.
- Giant: The owls are not what they seem.
- Garland: The owls are not what they seem.
Sarah: Laura!
- Laura!
- Andy, are you all right?
- Hey, Andy.
- Are you all right?
- You know, that's an awfully cute buck, Harry.
- Let's not waste our time.
- Okay.
- Why don't you just sign in like a good boy?
- Keep your nose clean for another week.
- She never blamed me.
- She never hated me for it.
- Couple of months later,
- Norma married Hank.
- So I don't believe in fate.
- You make your bed, you sleep in it.
- Sorry.
- Hawk: Ed, someone here to see you.
- And so we bid adieu to James Hurley.
- Give it a rest.
- Careful, Evelyn.
- I'm not sure I can tolerate a nervous co-conspirator.
- I just want it over with, all right?
- Anything you say, Mrs. Marsh.
- Now what?
- We wait.
- We wait.
- We wait.
- Right, James?
- Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
- Excuse me.
Jeffrey: Nice kid.
- He's done a fine job on the car.
- Mm. Let's see what it will do on the open road.
- Goodbye, Jeffrey.
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: What is it, Coop?
Special: Oh, just thinking about Annie Blackburn.
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Well bless your heart, I've never known your mind to wander.
Special: Ah, Harry, I've been feeling this way all day. You know, I proceed as usual, my mind clear and focussed, and then suddenly, out of nowhere, I see her face and I hear her voice. Naturally I try to reorient myself, come back to the task at hand, but the image remains. Sometimes I actually feel dizzy.
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: A man in love is supposed to feel that way.
Special: Well my symptoms suggest the onset of malaria, but I've never felt better in my life.
- Her diary?
- Do you know where the key to this is, sir?
- Do you have to take that?
- We'll return it as soon as possible.
Bobby: Dad.
- Would you care to join me?
- Okay.
- Seen Catherine?
- No, Pete.
- That's her car.
- Jesus god, you think she's still inside?
- I guess I'm gonna have to find out.
- Man: Pete, that ain't such a good idea.
- She's still my wife.
James: When did you start smoking?
Donna: I smoke every once and a while. Helps relieve tension.
James: When did you get so tense?
Donna: When I started smoking.
Mike: Bob... I know you're near... I'm after you now.
- Laura, Laura.
- Don't go there.
- Hurting me. Hurting me.
- Stop it. Stop it.
- Stop it.
- Leo, no. Leo, no.
- Why don't we let Lana and the mayor talk things over together? Alone.
- I don't wanna talk. I wanna shoot.
- Now, Dwayne, you can always shoot later. Talk first.
- Come on, in here.
- Lana, it's okay. Mr. Mayor, please.
- Mr. Mayor, please.
- No, more than grief.
- It's deep down.
- Inside.
- Every cell screams.
- You can hear...
- Nothing else.
Ben: [to Audrey Horne] If I EVER catch you doing something like this again, you're going to wind up scrubbing bidets in a Bulgarian convent!
Maddy: Uncle Leland's hair... turned white.
Donna: Really?
Maddy: [nods head] White as a sheet.
Donna: Weird.
- Good morning, officer Brennan.
- I sure wish you would stop calling me officer Brennan.
- Officer Andy, this is peak-activity time at the station switchboard.
- So it's really not convenient for me to talk right now.
- Twin peaks sheriff's station, may I help you?
- One moment, please.
- than a tight sweater and a perky attitude.
- Randy, I'm learning the business.
- Every week a different department.
- I don't want your job.
- Yes, I look forward to your stint in housekeeping.
- This came for you this morning.
- Good luck, miss horne.
- You'll need it.
- You are afraid of him, aren't you?
- Why don't you just leave?
- It's complicated.
Evelyn: Oh, my god, it's him.
- I've gotta go.
- It's not as bad as I made it out to be.
- A hail of bullets would be nice.
- That's enough.
- The sheriff didn't mean anything.
- He hit me.
- Well, I'm sure he meant to do that.
- Albert, I want you to release this girl's body to her family immediately.
- I want your test results by noon.
- Those are orders.
- Thank you, agent Cooper.
- I'm in the black lodge with Dale Cooper.
- I'm waiting for you.
- Big Amos still running things out there?
Audrey: Mm. Bigger and better.
Blackie O'Reilly: Big Amos is the name of my dog.
- I read the Scarlet letter in high school just like you did.
- Give me one good reason why I shouldn't airmail your bottom back to civilization.
- Truman: Cooper.
- They found Gerard.
- Near the waterfall.
- Better go. They're waiting for us.
- Let's go get him. Leland, we'll see those clubs another time.
- I understand, agent Cooper.
- You let me know if there's anything I can do to help.
- Will do.
- Bastard.
- I think you should go now.
- Do you, prudence?
- Yes, I do. I really do.
- All right.
- If you insist.
- Take it, please.
- My last gift to Laura.
- That's very kind of you, Mr. Smith.
- She was very kind to me.
- Forgive me, but I know so much about you, you see.
- What?
- You're every bit as lovely as Laura said you were.
- It's not like missoula was at the far end of the universe.
- Sarah: No. Maddy: Hardly.
Leland: Well, good then.
- It's all right.
- Just know that we love you very much.
- I love you too.
FBI: Cooper. You remind me today of a small Mexican Chihuahua.
- The boss is tough but fair.
- Woman: And you would live together as man and wife?
- Well, he is my husband, isn't he?
- Well, we have what we need here.
- We'll make our decision without the inmate present.
- Woman: We'll let you know by 5:00 today.
- I don't know who it was.
- Andy: Harry.
- That was Lucy.
- Got a call from a guy that works up at the mill, janek pulaski.
- Says his daughter didn't come home last night.
- And she didn't show up at school today either.
- To gain the answer to a simple question.
- Where will my spirit awake?
- What life am I given after this life?
- This grave question has plagued man's sorry conscience for eons.
- And now, you, you lucky boy.
- You have the answer.
Special: Harry, what's on your mind?
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: I'm worried about Josie. She's been really afraid.
Special: About what?
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Ben Horne and Catherine Martell. They've been seeing each other on the sides, it's been going on for years. Josie just found out. She thinks that they are planning to burn down the sawmill, and somehow get rid of her too.
Special: Do you belive her?
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Well... I know that Ben Horne wants that land around the sawmill for Ghostwood Developments, and Josie won't sell. So, yeah. I believe her.
Special: Well, how much do you know about her? Where she's from? Who she was before she came to Twin Peaks?
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: What are you getting at?
Special: The truth Harry. Because that's my job.
Pete: [calling the police to report the discovery of body of Laura Palmer] She's dead... wrapped in plastic...
- What about the gloves, the powder tests?
- News at 5.
- All right, fine, you're not mad, but there's an epidemic of multiple gunshot wounds following this chick around.
- She is a menace.
- Maybe she'll confess, turn herself in.
- Maybe she'll grow wings and join the circus.
- Heh. Maybe you can help me.
- I think I'm going mad.
- You will simply have to face
- Mr. Eckhardt sooner or later.
- Tell him whatever you want.
- Just pray that he believes you.
- Oh, there they are.
- but you've ruined it.
- Ha, ha. Meow.
- Come over here.
- Mm. I've made you some gruel.
- Come on, Leo, eat your gruel.
- Yum, yum. Mm, heh.
- Josie is coming back to you, be very careful.
- I'm always careful.
- Well, here we are, the lobby.
- I'll be going back down to the garage.
- My resurrection remains a well-kept secret.
- Thomas.
- Come in, come in to the circle!
- I tell you, they have not died.
- Their hands clasp, yours and mine.
- You'll not run from me now, not in this circle of trees.
- You'll come with me.
- Cooper: Ben horne,
- I would like you to accompany me to the sheriff's station.
- You might like to bring along
- Leland Palmer as your attorney.
- For instance, survival in the wilderness?
- A relevant issue in your life, my friend.
- Now, this comes under the heading of practical instruction.
- I hope you've been paying attention.
- Nature is cruel.
- This is also a lesson.
- Did you know?
- Yes.
- Did you in any way encourage her to work there?
- No. I had no idea.
- She asked if she could work in the department store.
- Battis sent her without my knowing.
- Did you sleep with her?
- the shortest distance between two points is not necessarily a straight line.
- Andy, hand me that spool of Finley's fine twine.
- Ms. Loomer, we're gonna have to confiscate your files.
- Loomer: What?
- Harry, as clear as the signs on the turnpike, the bird that attacked Laura Palmer is a client of this office.
- Coop?
- Coop?
- If you go down there with the necklace and no alibi...
- What about you?
- I'll get rid of it.
- No.
- I'll hide it.
- All right. We'll Bury it.
- Okay.
- Right here.
- Okay.
- Shoe salesman?
- The one-armed man?
- He came in to show me some samples.
- The one-armed man was here?
- Yeah, he got faint and had to go to the bathroom.
- Never came back.
- Harry, remember in my dream?
- The one-armed man knew Bob.
- Are there any other complications?
- There might be a problem with Hank.
- Are we suspected?
- Certainly not.
- What about this sheriff?
- He means nothing to me.
- That's not what I asked you.
- Something about these shoes, isn't there? Huh?
- There's something with these shoes.
- I heard about people, you know, muling stuff in their boot.
- What, do you think
- I didn't check these out?
- Would you get a hammer?
Bobby: Don't go anywhere, Leo.
- I think she knows about us.
- No. Fat chance.
- I think she's hot to trot for you herself.
Windom: Your name, please?
Major: Garland Briggs.
Windom: Garland, what do you fear most... in the world?
Major: The possibility that love is not enough.
- It's all right, give him a kiss.
- A kiss?
- Uh-huh. Attaboy. Come on.
- Hello there, little pilgrim...
- Oh, no, no, no.
- Nobody panic. Don't panic.
- He's completely harmless.
- He's already endangered.
Donna: James?
- Donna?
- Donna.
- We gotta hurry.
- Come on. Come on.
- Tell your heart that I'm the one tell your heart it's me
- How can you start seeing Mike?
- Well, Eddie stays home and Mike's at school.
- Eddie likes to stay in,
- Mike likes to go out.
- And let's be realistic, sometimes Eddie acts like he's old enough to be my father.
- I'll catch you later.
- Next, you take a mound, and I mean a mound, of sweetbreads, saute them with some chestnuts and some Canadian bacon.
- Finally, biscuits.
- Big biscuits, smothered in gravy.
- Now, here's where it gets tricky.
- You're gonna need some anchovies...
- Excuse me.
- How did he die?
- He was shot three times in the back of the head.
- Truman: Josie...
- If you were ever gonna tell the truth, now would be an ideal time.
- Think I'll get another cup ofjoe.
- It's a little early for errands, isn't it?
- We've still got most of the breakfast crowd.
- Just you and a kitchen full of scrambled eggs.
- I'll be right back.
- Just think of it as a test, Hank.
- I'll do that.
- It's my civic duty, and I like whales.
- A routine physical examination revealed that I'm sterile.
- Sure, I thought it meant
- I didn't have to take a bath, but the doctors told me the truth.
- They told me I can't have babies.
- So, what I wanna know now is why are you having one and how?
- Diane, the giant was right.
- I did forget something.
- "I've gone north. Jack may have the answer. Love, Audrey."
- My baby.
- It's my little girl.
- God, god.
- Let's get out of here.
- I can't...
- Oh, god.
Pete: Fellas, don't drink that coffee! You'd never guess. There was a fish in the percolator! Sorry.
- Look at me.
- I'm Catherine's maid.
- I'm no good for you.
- You are good for me.
- I love you.
- I want you.
Benjamin: Hank, you leave the creative thinking to the brothers horne.
- You're a bicep.
- Relax until we say, "flex."
- Now, that really makes me mad.
- You guys. Ha-ha-ha.
- Come in.
Special: [Talking to tape recorder] As you can hear from the ambience sound around me, and I notice with some relief, that the icelandic group staying on my floor has either checked or passed out.
- James.
- It's okay, I'm glad I heard her say it.
- I'm glad.
- I might have gone my whole life...
- I'm sorry you had to hear that.
- I'm okay.
- Jacoby didn't kill her.
- He was trying to help her.
- Then how'd he get the necklace?
- Why do you let him hurt you?
- Jeffrey's leaving.
- I need you. Will you help me?
- Man: Mr. Marsh.
- What do you mean?
- I need your help.
- Man 1: I'll put the bags in for you.
- Man 2: Very good, sir.
Benjamin: I am filled to the brim with the feeling of goodness. Like a Christmas tree, all lit up inside. But at the end of the day, when I look in the mirror, I have to face the fact that I really don't know how to be good.
John: You're off to a pretty fair start.
Benjamin: How do you do it, John? What's the secret? You really think that I could learn to be good?
John: I don't see why not. Just keep your eye on your heart, and always tell the truth.
Benjamin: Always tell the truth.
John: Tell the hardest truth first, though.
Benjamin: Oh, always tell the hardest truth first. Oh, I love that. John, that's terrific. This truth business is clearly at the forefront of goodness.
- It's today's paper, doc.
- Now do you believe me?
- Meet me at sparkwood and 21.
- In ten minutes.
- But wait...
- You think he bought it?
- Okay. Wait here for us.
Dale: Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee.
The: [talking backwards; subtitled] I've got good news. That gum you like is going to come back in style.
- Bring Audrey back.
- Cooper's not bringing her back?
- Cooper isn't coming back.
- If you can manage it, bring back Audrey and the briefcase.
- Five million dollars.
- Now, that's a good day's work.
- He killed Jeffrey and he came back to kill you.
- You poor, defenseless little widow.
- But you were ready for him, Evelyn.
- You got your gun, and you shot James.
- You shot him until he was dead.
- Come on.
- Small town, man.
- So, what, did you bring your whole family?
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Albert, I understand you're the best that there is. Agent Cooper told me that you do your job very well.
Albert: That's right.
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Good. Because normaly if a stranger walked into my police station talking that kind of insulting crap, he'd be looking for his front teeth two blocks away on Queer Street!
- Um, I lost that number that he gave me for black Rose.
- Do you have it?
- Yeah, I got it.
Audrey: Great.
Jenny: Here.
- Okay, I'll talk to you later.
Audrey: Okay, see you tomorrow.
- Will: Okay, sweetheart.
- Hello?
- I received yours.
- I wanted to talk to you.
- We can meet?
- Okay.
- You should have had your camera.
- Are you having it mounted?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, even as we speak.
- It was great, just great. Um...
- I think I better go and check on your mama.
- She's not here, Ernie.
- She's gone back to Seattle.
- And that's where I think you should go too.
- Cooper: Whew. Incredible.
- Hawk: We used to play here when I was a kid.
- Pretended it was haunted by fierce ghosts.
- Truman: Beer drinkers, by the look of it.
- Cooper: Where's the symbol?
- Hawk: This way.
- Hit it again.
James: There's gotta be a way to turn it off.
- My little coconut.
- James.
- Laura said something on her tape about a coconut.
- Oh, my god. The necklace.
- appeared during my experience with...
- Of course, no idea as to how it got there.
- And you noticed it today?
- My log noticed. I remember.
- What do you remember, Margaret?
- Look at the back of my leg.
- I'm afraid
- I don't have an appointment.
- The sheriff asked me to stop by at my convenience.
- This is the first convenient moment.
- Heh.
- May I ask what this is regarding?
- I'm here to sell him some shoes.
The: [talking backwards; subtitled] She's my cousin... but doesn't she look almost exactly like Laura Palmer?
Leo: Shelly? Norma's here.
- Shelly, did you hear me say
- Norma's here?
- Yeah, I heard you, Leo.
- I'm gonna come by the diner sometime today.
- Be a good girl and save me a piece of pie.
- Sure, Leo.
Madeleine: [last words] SOMEBODY HELP ME!
- At first I thought it was a signpost.
- Perhaps it's an invitation.
- Or both.
- Cooper: Where's the major?
- Truman: He should be here by now.
- Andy, give Mrs. Briggs a call, see if the major's home yet.
- to the ghostwood development project.
- And that I intend to stay here until a town meeting is held to debate the future of our environment and specifically the effect of the ghostwood project upon it.
- Okay?
- Yeah, miss.
- And can I get a glass of water, please?
Catherine: If I give her to you, what will you give me in return?
- How can I place a value on something so precious?
- But you will try?
Thomas: Josie.
- Thomas and I will have our main course now.
Pete: Harry? She's dead. Wrapped in plastic.
- and you'll see me and I'll see you in the branches that blow in the breeze
- I'll see you in the trees
- I'll see you in the trees under the sycamore tree
Benjamin: If you ever pull another stunt like that, you are going to be scrubbing bidets in a Bulgarian convent.
Audrey: [mocking] Oh, Daddy, I'm so afraid.
Special: [very serious] Fellas, let's stand together for a moment. It's time I mentioned something. Now, I'm not sure, but I believe I was visited by a giant. Twice. In my room. He left me three clues. The first had to do with Jacques Renault in a body bag. It came true almost immediately. The second was, "The owls are not what they seem." The third was about a man who points without chemicals.
Sheriff: [perplexed] You were visited... by a giant?
Special: [nods yes]
FBI: Any relation to the dwarf?
- That was wonderful. Thank you.
Eileen: Gersten.
- Now I'm going to play mendelssohn's
- "rondo capriccioso, opus 14."
Jerry: I am 100% sure that we're not completely sure.
Audrey: Wait. One more question. Did Laura know that my father owned it?
Emory: Owned what?
Audrey: One-Eyed Jacks! Did she know that he was the owner the whole time she worked here?
Emory: I don't know. I never asked, and she never asked.
[Audrey strangles Emory harder with the cord]
Emory: [gagging] AHHH! Yes... I guess... probably she did. Laura was a wild girl. She always got what she wanted... just like you Miss Horne. Just like you.
Benjamin: If you'll permit me, Sven, to repeat what you told me this morning after your run: "My air sacks have never felt so good."
Dale: I believe I was visited by a giant last night. Twice.
FBI: Any relations with the dwarf?
- Yes, he called me last night from butte.
- That's a long ways away and he ain't got a phone in his truck.
- So quit worrying and start scurrying, Mr. Touchdown.
Bobby: Butte.
- Back up.
- I'll call you later.
Dale: Fellas, coincidence and fate figure largely in our lives.
- Cooper, is this some sort of sick joke?
- Because if it is,
- I know people in high places.
- You'd better do what he says.
- Go away.
- Get out of here. Go on, go on.
- I'm gonna go out for a sandwich.
- What other wonder invites taste buds toward pleasure?
- Gosh, dick.
- Well, I just never knew wine could have so many different qualities.
- It's amazing, isn't it?
- A really good wine is like a symphony.
- And what is your reaction, Lucy?
- I'm pregnant.
- I'm not supposed to drink.
- Oh, god.
- Oh. Donna, don't you worry about a thing.
- I'll get us some lemonade and we'll sit down and give it a think and we'll work the problem out.
- Together.
- September '88, aggravated assault, charges dropped.
- I paid my debt to society.
- Where were you the night of Laura Palmer's murder?
- Around midnight.
- On the road.
- I called my wife, Shelly, around that time from butte, Montana.
- She'll confirm this?
- She will if you ask her.
Jerry: Did you say Leland Palmer's daughter is dead? Man... now I'm depressed...
- Leland, thank you.
- That's valuable information. Thanks.
- Cooper: Thank you, Leland.
- Oh... something else.
- He used to flick matches at me.
- He'd say: "You wanna play with fire, little boy?"
- Here it is.
- There it is. Oh, my god, here it is.
- What?
- Would you leave us, please?
- Jim.
- Uh, would you leave us alone, please?
- Oh! Certainly.
- Cooper: I've got to find something to grab onto this with.
Hank: OK, then here's the deal: you give me my alibi and I give you your divorce.
Norma: I didn't come here to negotiate with you. This is it, it's over.
Hank: Fine. Go ahead. You're his whore, Norma.
Norma: I'd rather be his whore than your wife.
Donna: There's things you can't get in books.
Harold: There's things you can't get anywhere but we dream they can be found in other people.
Donna: Maybe our dreams are real.
[Cooper is talking to his boss on the phone]
FBI: I've got an OOJ and an AFO here from Albert concerning his mano a mano with the local Sheriff Truman. Albert wants this guy's badge, Coop.
Dale: Gordon, here's how it is. You know Albert. In my opinion, Sheriff Truman displayed the patience of a saint, *not* clocking him a day earlier than he did.
FBI: He wants it filed with the U.S. Attorney.
Dale: File it under "F", for "forget it".
FBI: Cooper.
Dale: And you tell Albert that if he wants to pursue this,
FBI: [trying to interrupt] Coop.
Dale: I'll fight him all the way up the chain to Washington!
FBI: Don't get excited and hang up, now.
Dale: I'll talk to you later, Gordon.
[Cooper hangs up]
- Andy: Harry, do you know who it is?
- Harry, do you know who it is?
- Harry.
- What's that?
- Harry, do you know who it is?
- It's Andy.
- He seems pretty upset about something.
- Harry, it's agent rosenflower.
- Buy you a coffee?
- Can't do it.
- If you see Donna, could you give this to her?
Nadine: Ed.
- They said those drapes would be ready by 10.
- Now, I want those drapes up by nightfall.
- The mental image is always imperfect.
- Am I right?
- Tacit agreement is acceptable, Leo.
- Your silence speaks volumes.
- Or if not volumes, at least the occasional unpunctuated paragraph.
- Well, let's see what move our poor
- Cooper's come up with this time.
Dale: I still can't get the taste of fish-filtered coffee out of my mouth.
FBI: Diane, 11:30 a.m., February Twenty-fourth. Entering the town of Twin Peaks, five miles south of the Canadian border, twelve miles west of the state line. I've never seen so many trees in my life. As W. C. Fields would say, I'd rather be here than Philadelphia. Fifty-four degrees on a slightly overcast day. Weatherman said rain. If you could get paid that kind of money for being wrong sixty percent of the time, it'd beat working. Mileage is seventy-nine thousand three hundred forty-five, gauge is on reserve, riding on fumes here, I've got to tank up when I get into town. Remind me to tell you how much that is. Lunch was, uh, six dollars and thirty-one cents at the Lamplighter Inn, that's on Highway Two near Lewis Fork. That was a tuna fish sandwich on whole wheat, slice of cherry pie, and a cup of coffee. Damn good food. Diane, if you ever get up this way that cherry pie is worth a stop. Okay. Looks like I'll be meeting up with the, ah, Sheriff Harry S. Truman. Shouldn't be too hard to remember that. He'll be at the Calhoun Memorial Hospital. I guess we're going to go up to intensive care and take a look at that girl that crawled down the railroad tracks off the mountain. When I finish there I'll be checking into a motel. I'm sure the sheriff will be able to recommend a clean place, reasonably priced. That's what I need, a clean place, reasonably priced.
- English caramels.
- Sugar's what you need.
- Please...
- Go slow, baby.
- Candy's dandy, huh?
- Plenty more where that came from.
- My name is Jean.
- Good thing you guys can't keep a secret.
- Truman: Good throw.
- There's been gunfire.
- Truman and Cooper are leaving with your daughter.
- Now, who can this be?
- Monsieur lodwick. Da's office, eh?
- Anyway, if you could mail it to her,
- I'd really appreciate it.
- No, it won't be any problem at all.
- Heh. Is something wrong?
- Those glasses.
- They were Laura's.
- Maddy gave them to me.
- I thought they looked familiar.
- We'll see, won't we?
- Four for us, and just a little to put the last nail in Cooper's coffin.
- I'll call you when I'm done.
- Where will you put it?
- The car.
- Won't take much, just a trace of this.
- I want him crucified.
- You better go.
- You're my girl.
- Bobby.
- I love you.
- I guess I love you too.
- Truman: Albert.
- Got a minute?
- I hear that you're real good at what you do.
- Yeah, that's correct.
- Well, that's good.
- Because normally if a stranger walked into my station talking this kind of crap, he'd be looking for his teeth two blocks up on queer street.
- Milford: It's pretty peculiar, isn't it?
- Don't give it another thought, doll.
- Well, I know this is my opinion, let's get out, let's just get out.
- And I want you to all understand it.
- Excuse us.
- Marrying every two months...
- Good god.
- So if there be no further objections...
- Oh, wait a minute, 76.
- Seventy-seven.
- Good work, Lucy.
Lucy: That's 78.
- Agent Cooper asked me to find as many words as I could that contain the letters b, t and r.
- Let me see.
- I used to be pretty good at this.
- So he waited for it to leave the arms and the fingers so they could be maneuvered onto the chess board.
- And then he played Zeus at the power station.
- What was found?
- This map.
- Taped to the bottom of a table.
- Good work, Albert.
Special: I hope it's not Josie, for Harry's sake.
Albert: Coop, as you know, Truman and I have had our differences in the past, but the big lug's got his heart in the right place, if nothing else, and I'm not above feeling a little sympathy for the stalwart and the dull.
Special: What's your point, Albert?
Albert: Speaking frankly?
Special: Feel free.
Albert: Our sheriff's got a serious problem with his girlfriend.
- at the local laughing academy.
- What happened?
- Nobody knows.
- Your former partner flew the Coop, Coop.
- He escaped. Vanished into thin air.
- That's not good.
- Multiple personalities?
- It's too late.
- You know this man, don't you?
- Why'd you lie when I questioned you?
- It wasn't me. Don't you understand?
- Truman: Give him the drug, chief.
- Not yet.
- If we give him the drug, Coop, you'll never see the other side.
- Give him the medicine.
- No.
- You know, you are the best lawman
- I've ever seen.
- But, Coop, sometimes you think too much.
- Thank you, Harry.
Jocelyn: On top of the morning to you, Pete.
Pete: Uh, no, Josie, the expression is "top of the morning." And it's just barely morning!
- and he's got the drop on Harry.
- Harry is deader than a pound of roadside stew.
- Then all of a sudden, a single shot rings out.
- All: All right.
- Hawk: Andy, my man.
- All right, Andy.
- Go ahead, Andy, give it your best shot.
- Go on.
Dale: Harry, I have no idea where this will lead us, but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.
- We'll kill you if you don't.
- Then everybody dies.
- No, we'll trade.
- Trade?
- Ernie niles and agent Bryson for me.
- Coop.
- you might begin to approximate the sensation.
- All things considered, being shot is not as bad as I always thought it might be.
- As long as you can keep the fear from your mind.
- But I guess you could say that about almost anything in life.
- It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind.
One: In the darkness of futures past The magician longs to see One chance heart between two worlds Fire walk with me.
Bobby: Here's a little tune for ya, gals. Norma, I'll see you in my dreams.
Norma: Not if I see you first.
- I don't want to upset you, but we need your help.
- I'm gonna show you some sketches.
- We need to know if you've seen these men before.
- We need to know if these are the men that hurt you, okay?
- Do you recognize this man?
- Is this the man that hurt you?
Donna: [reading from Laura's diary] February 22nd. Last night I had the strangest dream. I was in a red room with a small man dressed in red and an old man sitting in a chair. I tried to talk to him. I wanted to tell his who Bob is because I thought he could help me. My words came out slow and odd. It was frustrating trying to talk. I got up and walked to the old man. Then I leaned over and whispered the secret in his ear. Somebody has to stop Bob. Bob's only afraid of one man, he told me once. A man named Mike. I wonder if this was Mike in my dream. Even if it was only a dream, I hope he heard me. No one in the real world would believe me. February 23rd. Tonight is the night that I die. I know I have to because it's the only way to keep Bob away from me. The only way to tear him out from inside. I know he wants me, I can feel his fire. But if I die, he can't hurt me anymore.
FBI: The letter B, from Ronette's finger, was cut from a copy of "Flesh World". Perfect match. This particular edition features swingers' clubs for standard poodle enthusiasts. No comment.
- Does this include a gratuity?
- Yes, sir.
- Thank you. Thank you kindly.
- The milk will get cool on you.
- Pretty soon.
- Okay.
- I've heard about you.
Shelly: Would you like some pie?
FBI: Massive, massive quantities. And a glass of water, sweetheart, my socks are on fire!
- Wow.
- Holy smoke.
- Look at that.
- What have I done?
- Fellas, coincidence and fate figure largely in our lives.
Leland: We have to dance for Laura!
Audrey: [Audrey and John are trying to say goodbye on the runway next to John's airplane] I am a virgin!
John: You're what?
Audrey: I want you to make love with me...
John: What? Here and now?
Audrey: It's your jet...
[laughing]
John: Thank God for that!
[kisses Audrey]
- Harry.
- Your life is still your own.
- Josie didn't take that with her.
- I should have gotten her away.
- I should have taken her away from here!
- I loved her.
- She didn't have to die.
- Cooper: Let's get forensics and seal this room, Harry.
- Hawk: Harry? Truman: Yeah, hawk.
- Hawk: He got away from me.
- [Last him in the woods.
- Harry?
- "L.j." Leo Johnson.
- Leo Johnson and Jacques Renault.
- That's our connection.
[taping a message to Diane]
Dale: Diane, it's 4:10 in the afternoon at the scene of the crime. Here's something we haven't seen before: a mount of dirt. Approximately a foot and a half in diameter. On the top is a gold necklace with a gold heart. Correction, half a gold heart. At the base of the mount of dirt is a torn piece of news print. Written with the words, which appear to be in blood: 'fire walk with me'.
- You'll start?
- Of course.
- A bargain has been struck.
- I don't think anyone's asked to see it this last year.
- There's three vehicles.
- Ajeep, a four-Wheeler and a luxury sedan.
- It's open.
- Hello?
- There's been a meeting here.
- In the past few hours.
- Leaving her to burn.
- Don't let anybody ever tell you you don't know how to treat a woman, buddy.
- This is your life, Leo Johnson.
- You deserve it.
- Every damn minute.
- I mean, I've been wearing boxer shorts every day just like you told me.
- You wanna give it another shot?
- Yes, sir. I would.
- I'll need to take a sample with me.
- Right now?
- Put it in a brown bag.
- I'll wait in the car.
- but before we leave,
- I would like to ask each of you to join me in a moment of silence for Laura and her dear memory.
- Oh, god.
- Have you seen Laura?
- No, not yet.
- Nice day for a picnic.
- Uh, yeah.
- Cooper, I've steered clear when you asked me to.
- Is there anything I need to know about this one?
- Absolutely not.
- I'll set it up.
- Nine-thirty at the roadhouse.
- Thanks, Harry.
- Someone is missing.
- Excuse us.
- Major Briggs, right on time.
- I was on my way home.
- This kind gentleman flagged me down, asked if I could drive him here.
- Well, here I am in school.
- Hey, snake.
- Hey, man, something's up.
- Where?
- Think I'm kidding?
- What, me worry?
- Bobby, you're wanted in the office.
- Who wants me in the office?
- Right now, young man.
- How will I, uh...?
- How will I know him?
- You're looking at him.
- Him? Him...
- Will you excuse me?
- I've got a nervous bladder.
Jeffrey: Why?! Why?! Why would you...?
- You could have...
- He was angry, he was crazy.
- He killed Jeffrey, came back to kill me.
- I was ready, though.
- I got my gun and I shot him.
- I shot him till he was dead.
- Does Leland know what you've done?
- Ah, Leland's a babe in the woods with a large hole where his conscience used to be.
- And when I go, children,
- I will pull that ripcord and you watch Leland, remember.
- Watch him.
- But not for long.
Harold: [to Donna] Laura wanted me to get in touch with you if anything ever happened to her.
- Mrs. Horne, it might help if you talk to Johnny yourself.
- So you think it might help?
- Well, you can tell Johnny one more time that Laura isn't coming this afternoon to work with him.
- Or tomorrow afternoon or any afternoon.
- Now, what is so difficult to understand about that?
- I'm calling about meals on wheels.
- I'm gonna take over Laura's route if that's okay with you.
- Okay.
- Listen, can I use the double r station wagon?
- All right.
- Then I'll see you tomorrow at 9.
- Yeah, I came by because of Laura.
- What do you mean?
- I didn't even think you liked her.
- There were things about Laura
- I didn't like, but she did help to take care of my brother Johnny.
- Guess I sort of loved her for that.
- I don't care what orders you've got, this is my station and major Briggs happens to be a friend of...
- Harry.
- I'm afraid we will have to continue this discussion at a later date.
- Are you sure you wanna go with them?
- Goodbye.
- Major.
- James, what?
- You may look.
- Any place you wanna go?
- Jeffrey will be home by midnight.
- Doesn't leave us a lot of time.
- Well, I'll take what we can get.
- It's a deal.
- Man 2: What are they doing?
- Jerry. Jerry.
- Man 3: Gather round.
- All of it?
- Well, yeah.
- No, you didn't.
- Okay, Leo, when I get home,
- I'll do it.
- Now, Shelly.
- Okay.
- Cooper: Yes, Albert?
- Replacing the quiet elegance of the dark suit and tie with the casual indifference of these muted earth tones is a form of fashion suicide, but, uh, call me crazy.
- On you, it works.
- Heh.
- Thank you, Albert.
- The second one sticks sometimes.
- Go out into the parking lot, get in your car, turn the key, and never, ever speak to me again as long as you live!
- Say one more word and I'll scream.
- Leave, please.
- You still could be. At another time.
- Oh. I understand completely.
- By the way,
- Laura's...
- Laura's parents...
- Well, they didn't know that she was seeing me. Ha, ha.
- My prayers.
- Audrey, I'm gonna take you out of here now.
- When you leave me with a kiss.
- That's the way you want it, that's fine.
- I've never known
- Josie's seductive powers to fail.
- He'll come for her, like a rat for cheese.
- Good evening. How may I help you?
- I have two suites reserved.
- Name?
- Eckhardt.
- Welcome to twin peaks.
- I always called you from here.
- And then, it was here I could talk to you...
- And be everything you wanted me to be.
- Well, then stay here.
- I sold the mill. It's over.
- I'm going home.
- Hello, this is Benjamin horne.
- I have to take this, sweetheart.
- Oh, okay.
- Thanks, daddy.
- I have some tackle in the truck.
- You do?
- Audrey, there are many cures for a broken heart, but nothing quite like a trout's leap in the moonlight.
- May I?
- You may.
- She's gonna be just fine.
- She's over at the hospital.
- I need to brush my teeth.
- Sure. Come on.
- I'll help you up.
- Take her easy now.
- Of course, Beth. I took maddy to the bus station myself.
- Well, I...
- I'm sure there must be some perfectly reasonable explanation.
- Yes, of course.
- I'll call you immediately, within the hour.
- Bye, Beth.
Mr. Tojamura: Benjamin Horne. You're a slimy rat bastard, and I intend to make whatever remains of your pathetic existence a living hell.
- Is this your friend Katrina?
- Katrina? Katrina.
- Come along, girls.
Dr. Lawrence Jacoby: Let's cut the crap, Bobby. Okay, so your parents don't understand what you're going through. Nobody does.
Bobby: [scoffs] That's a good one. You make that one up all by yourself?
Dr. Lawrence Jacoby: Let's not talk about you or your parents anymore. Let's talk about Laura.
Bobby: [sarcastic] Okay, let's talk about Laura.
Dr. Lawrence Jacoby: Bobby, what happened the first time you and Laura made love?
Bobby: What kind of question is that?
Dr. Lawrence Jacoby: Bobby, did you cry?
Bobby: [caught off-guard] Did I WHAT?
Dr. Lawrence Jacoby: And what did Laura do? Did she laugh at you? Did she laugh at you a lot?
Bobby: [suttle tone] How do you know... did she tell you...? How...
FBI: There's over ten thousand dollars here. That's a lot of Girl Scout cookies.
- Uncle Jerry said he was coming home on the next plane.
- Dr. Jacoby said he would come over tomorrow.
- I think daddy needs an injection.
- God, we gotta help him.
Bobby: Don't worry, baby,
- Bobby's on the case.
- Don't call me baby.
- Different from what?
- Perhaps I should spend a few minutes with Bobby alone.
- This is supposed to be family counseling.
- Well, and I'll need to spend some time with each member of the family alone, but Bobby first.
- Fair enough.
- Whatever you say.
- Mrs. Palmer, I would be honored to drive you.
- Leland always found the other earring.
- because if anything happens to him, we're coming for you.
- Sheriff, what are you sitting around for?
- We got places to go and people to see.
- Yeah, I think I better start studying medicine.
- Why's that?
- Because I'm beginning to feel a bit like Dr. Watson.
Audrey: I can't believe you were ever my age.
Dale: I've got the pictures to prove it.
Sven: Excuse me, is there something wrong, young pretty girl?
Audrey: They found my friend Laura... lying facedown on a rocky beach... completely naked. She'd been murdered.
- Well, there's no logic at work here,
- Andy. Let that one go.
- In the grand design, women were drawn from a different set of blueprints.
- Hawk: Amen to that.
- Truman: Amen.
- Hawk, Andy.
- Rapid fire.
- He's playing a stalemate game.
- Cooper doesn't know the meaning of stalemate!
- He's getting help.
- I cannot tolerate people who do not play by the rules.
- People who shirk the standards!
- Many people are going to regret this.
Dale: Diane... my recorder is on the table. I'm unable to reach it at this time. I can only hope that I inadvertently pressed the voice activation button. I'm lying on the floor of my room. I've been shot. There's a great deal of pain and a fair amount of blood. Fortunately I was wearing my bulletproof vest last night per bureau regulations when working undercover. I remember folding the vest up, trying to chase down a wood tick. If you can imagine the impact on your chest of three bowling balls dropped from a height of about nine feet, you might begin to approximate the sensation. All things considered, being shot is not as bad as I thought it might be, as long as you can keep the fear from your mind. But I guess you could say that about most anything in life. Its not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind.
- Exactly.
- Because I'm in trouble.
- And given what I've become and the way I've treated people, there's no one else I can turn to.
- I need your help.
- Catherine. Catherine.
- Screams far away.
- Terrible. Terrible.
- One voice.
- Man or girl?
- Girl.
- Further up. Over the Ridge.
- The owls were silent.
- Excuse me, is there something wrong, young, pretty girl?
- They found my friend Laura lying face down on a rocky beach.
- Completely naked.
- She'd been murdered.
- I need to brush my teeth.
- Good idea.
Blackie: [about Audrey] She's ready for her close-up now.
- Not interested.
- In addition to killing eckhardt, trying to kill me and killing Jonathan in Seattle...
- Closed cases.
- She's also wanted for a variety of felonies in Hong Kong.
- I don't need to hear this.
- She's also had two prostitution arrests, Harry.
- Blue pine lodge.
- Could I speak to Josie packard, please?
- Well, she's not here right now.
- Can you tell me when she'll be back?
- Well, she's out of town.
- Who's calling?
Man: When you see me again, it won't be me.
- Garland: Robbie.
- This may be a good time for a brief discussion.
- You wanna talk about cigarettes?
- Today?
- No, but put it out.
- It's a filthy habit, especially for a varsity athlete.
Agoraphobe: I thought you were pure!
- Special agent.
- Special agent. Special agent.
- Special agent, are you there?
- I left you a note.
- Didn't you get my note?
- I slipped it under your door.
- You must have seen it.
- The door was open.
- A country habit. We're all so trusting.
- My name is Jones.
- I was executive assistant to the late Mr. Eckhardt.
- Thank you.
Catherine: Hello Harry.
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Forgive my saying so Catherine, but aren't you dead?
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Cooper, I need to ask you a favor.
Special: Harry, let's get one thing straight. I work for you now. You say drink coffee, I'll drink coffee.
- Oh, hi.
- Sometimes things can happen just like this: Creamed corn.
- Do you see creamed corn on that plate?
- I requested no creamed corn.
- Do you see creamed corn on that plate?
- How many times have I asked you not to disturb the guests with this racket?
- Damn it. I'm done, Bobby.
- Let's get the hell out of here.
- I've got a chocolate-peanut butter pie.
- Norma, I'm serious.
- Bring the whole pie.
- I'll bring you two.
- Okay.
- Feel better, sweetie.
- Bye.
- My father is a deeply weird individual.
- But he has a lot more going on under his hat than most people, that's for sure.
- Sometimes when I'm sleeping he runs his fingers through my hair.
- He thinks I don't notice, but I do.
- No, no, Leo.
- Shelly!
- Shelly!
- No, please.
- No!
Bobby: Leo, you bastard!
- Goodbye, wife.
- Shelly.
Benjamin: Agent Cooper. Let me give you the best advice that you're gonna get all week. Men fall under the spell of Audrey's charms like ducks in a shooting gallery.
Benjamin: Sheriff? Sheriff!
- Sheriff, what's the meaning of this?
- What the hell is going on here?
- Will somebody please tell me what the hell is happening here?
Benjamin: What in the hell is going on?
- Hawk: Mr. Smith.
- Harold Smith?
- Something violent and noble.
- She begged me not to hurt him, made me promise, said it was for both our sakes.
- That was four years ago.
- One day, I swear, I'll kill him.
- No matter what it costs.
- Oh, my god.
- What is that, a tape?
- Don't.
- Quit spitting, man.
- Well, it's not money.
- But who knows?
- Yeah, okay.
- Well, I know how to pick them too.
- Will you do me a favor?
- If James comes around, tell him I'm looking for him?
- And, Donna, you take it easy.
- Okay.
Catherine: I would like to propose a toast. To Ben Horne's double cross. Here's to Josie Packard's dirty deeds. And here's to the woman who brought them down. Here's to me.
FBI: Harry, I really have to urinate.
Maddy: Morning.
Sarah: Good morning, dear.
Leland: Good morning, maddy.
- Sure. I'll call up to the hotel, thanks.
- No, Bobby hasn't showed up for practice yet today.
- And come to think of it, as a matter of fact, he's been late every day this week,
- Mrs. Palmer.
- And last week.
- And maybe even the week before.
- Sheriff Truman?
- Sheriff Truman?
- Sheriff Truman?
- Andy! Over here!
- Ice cream.
- Bobby.
- Hey, Leo. Oh, jeez.
- Oh. Uh...
- Man, you gotta be more careful.
- Good thing we didn't light the candles.
Bob: Coop, *what happened to Josie?*
Pete: It sure looked to me like you.
- Margaret, what did your husband say exactly about this oil?
- He brought it back one night just before he died and said: "This oil is an opening to a gateway."
- Intriguing, isn't it?
- Nothing.
- God, look at the time.
- I have an appointment.
- Could you tell my father?
- Sure.
- Okay. Um, see you.
- I'll see you later, Jack.
- I'll see you, Audrey.
- I'm falling in love with your daughter.
- Yeah, that's a hard truth.
- Good example.
- It is the truth.
- It is?
- Yep.
- Oh, John.
- John.
- Ben.
- What a wonderful world we live in.
Bobby: Lucky.
- Lucky me.
Norma: Shelly, telephone.
- Agent Cooper's on the line.
- He needs to talk to you.
- Now, Shelly. He says it's important.
- My vision ended and I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism and confidence in you and your future.
- That was my vision of you.
- Really?
- I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you.
- Get up and...
- What the hell are you doing with that?
- You're not gonna hurt me again.
- Don't touch me.
- Don't come near me, Leo.
- You stupid little slut.
- You haven't got the guts.
- Our little Lucy is wearing a delightful mix of warm northern comfort and southern insouciance.
- An elegant worsted wool jacket over a plethora of plaid, with a hint of polka dot.
- It's fabulous, isn't it?
- A moonless night, black, slim skirt with a look that always says,
- "hey, world, I'm here."
- Will: You want forensics first?
- Truman: No, she's been in the water.
- Will: We'd better take some pictures.
- Andy: Who is she?
- Andy, pictures.
- Andy: Sorry.
- Then we'll turn her over.
- Andy: Sure, okay.
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