The Best Michelan Sisti Quotes

Charlene: Ugh, Mom, I just don't see why I can't go to school today.
Fran: Because it's Saturday, dear.

Fran: Robbie, quit poking your sister.
Robbie: Not until she supports her hypothesis that truth is knowable.
Charlene: I wasn't talking about imperical evidence, buttface!
Fran: Cut it out or I won't let you go to school tomorrow! I mean it!
Robbie: Whoa, we'll be good, we'll be good.
Charlene: Yeah, promise.
Robbie: Promise.

Robbie: Spike heard this idiotic rumor that Wendy eats all her boyfriends.
Charlene: [laughs] Everyone knows that.
Robbie: What do you mean everyone?
Charlene: Everyone! They're all surprised you lasted this long, she must be dieting.
Robbie: Why didn't you say anything?
Charlene: I was going to. See, do nails, pick up eyeshadow, warn Robbie his life is in danger, see? It was next on my list.