The Best Mimsi Sage Quotes

Mimsi: What happened?
Maxwell: [Smart has just won a fight against Grubnik the Spoiler] Oh, nothing, I just picked up a copy of 'War and Peace' and got involved...

Mimsi: [very tipsy] Your cute, you know that? You're very cute.
Maxwell: Stop that, Mimsi!
Mimsi: It's your eyes, they're very sexy when you can find them.

Mimsi: Oh, well I don't like to get involved with violence. I deplore it.
Maxwell: Well, look at children's books. They're filled with violence.
Mimsi: But that's another kind. That's friendly violence. The people who kill each other like each other.