The Best Mrs. Peenman Quotes

Mrs. Peenman: Ipkiss, do you have any idea what time it is?
Stanley: Actually, no.
Mrs. Peenman: [spots his wet feet on her carpet] My new carpet! Well, this is coming right out of your security deposit, Ipkiss!
Stanley: You know, Mrs. Peenman...
Mrs. Peenman: What?
Stanley: [dejectedly] Nothing.
Mrs. Peenman: Well, that's what you are, Ipkiss, a big nothing!
Stanley: [after Mrs. Peenman slams her door] Aren't you due back at the lab to have your BOLTS tightened?
[to himself]
Stanley: I should've said that.