The Best Noah Curtis Quotes

Noah: Whoa, that's a big plane.
Yuri: It's Russian.

Jackson: Going to this place really special place that I know. Actually, it's a place where your Mom and I used to hang out a lot.
Noah: I don't wanna know where you and Mom had sex. I'm not ready for that, Jackson.
Jackson: Stop calling me that. It's creeping me out. What's wrong with "Dad"?