The Best Peacemaker Quotes

Peacemaker: You gotta be kidding me! You're gonna risk the entire mission for a mental defective dressed as a court jester?
Bloodsport: This coming from a guy that wears a toilet seat on his head?
Rick: We don't leave one of our own behind!

Bloodsport: Why the fuck are you in your underwear?Tighty-whities? Really?
Peacemaker: Now that's just racist.
Bloodsport: No. It's not racist. They're tighty-whities.

[King Shark has a false moustache]
Bloodsport: You still look like you.
Peacemaker: It's the worst fake moustache I've ever seen.
Bloodsport: If you followed us, we'd have to kill you, shark-shaped bloke with a moustache creeping up on us like that...
King: FUCK YOU!

Amanda: Each member of the team is chosen for his or her own completely unique set of abilities. This is Christopher Smith, known as Peacemaker. In his hands, anything is a deadly weapon. His father was a soldier who trained his son how to kill from the moment he was born.
Bloodsport: You just said each member of the team is chosen for their unique abilities. He does exactly what I do.
Peacemaker: But better
Bloodsport: I always hit my targets dead center.
Peacemaker: I hit them more in the center.
Bloodsport: Well, you can't hit something more in the center.
Peacemaker: I use smaller bullets.
Bloodsport: What?
Peacemaker: They go inside your bullet holes without even touching the sides

Peacemaker: [from trailer] I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it.

Ratcatcher: They call you Peacemaker.
Peacemaker: I cherish peace with all of my heart. I don't care how many men, women and children I kill to get it.
Ratcatcher: [to Polka-Dot Man] I thought you were the crazy one.
Polka: I am.

Peacemaker: One of the things us warriors seldom talk about is when people shit themselves when they die. It's s touch of grey in the white cloud of kicking ass.
John: So now you want me to risk my life while wearing diarrhea pants.
Peacemaker: Hey, nobody said anything about diarrhea, I said shit.

Bloodsport: Yeah, well, we can't function as a team if we got to watch our back from one of our own eating our bullocks.
Ratcatcher: Nanaue, would you eat your friends?
King: I no friends.
Ratcatcher: You have no friends? If you did, would you eat them?
Bloodsport: Yes.
King: No?
Ratcatcher: Then can we be your friends?
Peacemaker: He's obviously lying.
Ratcatcher: If I die because I gambled on love, it will be a worthy death.
[Shakes hands with King Shark]
Ratcatcher: friends.
Bloodsport: You are a little idiot.

Peacemaker: How we getting in? Especially with Charlie the Tuna here.
Bloodsport: How the hell am I supposed to know?
Peacemaker: You're the leader You're supposed to be decisive.
Bloodsport: And I've decided that you should eat a big bag of dicks. How's that?
Peacemaker: You're being facetious. But if this whole beach was completely covered in dicks, and somebody said, I had to eat every dick until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say no problemo.
Ratcatcher: Why would someone put penises all over the beach?
Peacemaker: Who knows why madmen do what they do?

Amanda: Your mission is to destroy every trace of something known only as Project Starfish. Any questions?
Peacemaker: [raises hand] Starfish is a slang term for a butthole. Think there's any connection?
[everyone stares at Peacemaker]
Amanda: No.

Peacemaker,6613: [the Justice League arrives to help Peacemaker]
Peacemaker: You're late, you fucking dickheads! Go fuck another fish, asshole!
Aquaman: I'm so fucking sick of that rumor.
The: It's not a rumor.
Aquaman: Fuck you, Barry!

Leota: Run, Adebayo would have been appreciated!
Peacemaker: Oh, really? I need to tell you to run from a fucking bomb?

Sol: The clothes in the boxes is for all of you so you can blend in. That said, the walking tiburon is going to have to stay out of sight.
King: I wear disguise!
Ratcatcher: Awww, you are going to wear disguise?
King: Si!
Peacemaker: Hey, he's learning Spanish!
Ratcatcher: What kind of disguise?
King: Fake moustache!

Bloodsport: No one likes a show-off.
Peacemaker: Unless what they're showing off is dope as fuck.
Bloodsport: [under his breath] Fuck. That's true.

Peacemaker: Hey Norman Bates, if that shits contagious, we need to know.
Polka: It's not.
Peacemaker: What is it?
Polka: It's an interdimensional virus
Peacemaker: Fuck is that?
Polka: My mother was a scientist at STAR Labs, and she was obsessed with turning me and my brothers and sisters into superheroes. She infected me. Now, if i don't, you know, expel the dots twice a day..
Bloodsport: Then what?
Polka: They'll eat me alive.
Rick: What happened to your brothers and sisters?
Polka: Some lived. Some died.
Ratcatcher: And your mom, where is she now?
Polka: Everywhere.
[From his pov he sees everyone as his mother]

Bloodsport: What's the plan?
Rick: How the hell am I supposed to know?
Peacemaker: You're the leader! You're supposed to be decisive!
Bloodsport: And I'm deciding that you should eat a big bag of dicks!
Peacemaker: If this whole beach was completely covered in dicks, and somebody said I had to eat every dick until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say "no problemo!"
Ratcatcher: Why would someone put penises all over the beach?
Peacemaker: Who knows why madmen do what they do?

Peacemaker: Holy cow.
Detective: It is.