50 Best The Suicide Squad Quotes

Peacemaker: [from trailer] I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it.

Ratcatcher: [Sebastian the rat is being affectionate to Bloodsport] Aw. He always wants to be near you. I think he senses good in you.
Bloodsport: Yeah, there's no good in me.
[He shuts the van door on Sebastian]

Bloodsport: Look, I know Flag wanted to give the drive to the press, but we just saved a whole bloody city. We can't have it all.
Harley: Flag was my friend.
Bloodsport: Mine too. And i haven't got many of those.
Harley: I could be your friend, Milton.
Bloodsport: Not my name.
Harley: What? What are you talking about? We just had a conversation for like three hours about how your name is Milton.
Bloodsport: Didn't.
Harley: Yes, we did.
Bloodsport: No.

Starro: [speaking through people] Have you come to save me from that madman? Thirty years he's kept me here... tortured me... had his way with me!

Peacemaker: Hey Norman Bates, if that shits contagious, we need to know.
Polka: It's not.
Peacemaker: What is it?
Polka: It's an interdimensional virus
Peacemaker: Fuck is that?
Polka: My mother was a scientist at STAR Labs, and she was obsessed with turning me and my brothers and sisters into superheroes. She infected me. Now, if i don't, you know, expel the dots twice a day..
Bloodsport: Then what?
Polka: They'll eat me alive.
Rick: What happened to your brothers and sisters?
Polka: Some lived. Some died.
Ratcatcher: And your mom, where is she now?
Polka: Everywhere.
[From his pov he sees everyone as his mother]

Harley: Recently, I made a promise to myself that the next time I got a boyfriend, I'd be on the lookout for red flags. And if I saw any, I would do the healthy thing and I would murder him. And killing kids? Kind of a red flag.

Harley: TDK stands for The Detachable Kid?
[sees TDK remove his arms and levitate them to soldiers and slap them mediocrely]
Harley: What the fuck?
Rick: I didn't pick the damn team!

Javelin: What does T.D.K stand for?
T.D.K.: What?
Javelin: Your name is T.D.K., correct?
T.D.K.: Yeah.
Javelin: And it stands for what?
T.D.K.: ...It stands for me. It's what a name is.
Javelin: Your name is letters?
Captain: All names are letters, dickhead.

Polka: I'M A SUPERHERO! I'M A MOTHERFUCKING SUPERHERO!

Bloodsport: What's the plan?
Rick: How the hell am I supposed to know?
Peacemaker: You're the leader! You're supposed to be decisive!
Bloodsport: And I'm deciding that you should eat a big bag of dicks!
Peacemaker: If this whole beach was completely covered in dicks, and somebody said I had to eat every dick until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say "no problemo!"
Ratcatcher: Why would someone put penises all over the beach?
Peacemaker: Who knows why madmen do what they do?

Sol: The clothes in the boxes is for all of you so you can blend in. That said, the walking tiburon is going to have to stay out of sight.
King: I wear disguise!
Ratcatcher: Awww, you are going to wear disguise?
King: Si!
Peacemaker: Hey, he's learning Spanish!
Ratcatcher: What kind of disguise?
King: Fake moustache!

Rick: Peacemaker... what a joke.

Peacemaker: You gotta be kidding me! You're gonna risk the entire mission for a mental defective dressed as a court jester?
Bloodsport: This coming from a guy that wears a toilet seat on his head?
Rick: We don't leave one of our own behind!

Ratcatcher: How would you like it if I sent half a dozen rats up your ass?
Thinker: You might be surprised by my response.

King: So smart, me. Enjoy books so much.

Rick: Alright, who ate all the fucking empanadas?
Bloodsport: I had the chicken. Mine were very good.
Rick: All right, here's the deal. We fail the mission, you die.
Bloodsport: We find out any information you give is is false, you die.
Harley: If we find out you have personalized license plates, you die.
Rick: What? No.
Harley: If you mismatch blacks, you die.
Rick: No!
Harley: If you cough without covering your mouth...
Rick: Harley. Those last three aren't things. Although, probably don't need to say this, but that isn't an open invitation for you to cough without covering your mouth.

Captain: Why're you in prison?
Harley: I got road rage... in a bank.

Amanda: Your mission is to destroy every trace of something known only as Project Starfish. Any questions?
Peacemaker: [raises hand] Starfish is a slang term for a butthole. Think there's any connection?
[everyone stares at Peacemaker]
Amanda: No.

Starro: [possessing citizens] This city is ours!
Ratcatcher: This city is not yours. This city is not even ours. This city is THEIRS!
[rats appear]

[King Shark has a false moustache]
Bloodsport: You still look like you.
Peacemaker: It's the worst fake moustache I've ever seen.
Bloodsport: If you followed us, we'd have to kill you, shark-shaped bloke with a moustache creeping up on us like that...
King: FUCK YOU!

Bloodsport: Yeah, well, we can't function as a team if we got to watch our back from one of our own eating our bullocks.
Ratcatcher: Nanaue, would you eat your friends?
King: I no friends.
Ratcatcher: You have no friends? If you did, would you eat them?
Bloodsport: Yes.
King: No?
Ratcatcher: Then can we be your friends?
Peacemaker: He's obviously lying.
Ratcatcher: If I die because I gambled on love, it will be a worthy death.
[Shakes hands with King Shark]
Ratcatcher: friends.
Bloodsport: You are a little idiot.

Polka: I don't like to kill people, but if I pretend they're my mom, it's easy.

Bloodsport: Why the fuck are you in your underwear?Tighty-whities? Really?
Peacemaker: Now that's just racist.
Bloodsport: No. It's not racist. They're tighty-whities.

Rick: [to Ratcatcher II] Ratatouille, what do you got?
Ratcatcher: [looking through binoculars and interpreting Sebastian's hand signal as Sebastian is peeking through the window] Third floor hallway's clear. Abner?
Polka: There doesn't seem to be any incoming traffic.
King: [on radio] Bird.
Rick: Nanaue, stay off the comm!

Bloodsport: We're all going to die.
Polka: I hope so.
Bloodsport: Oh, for fuck's sake...

Young: Why rats, Papa?
Ratcatcher: Rats are the lowliest and most despised of all creatures, my love. But if they have purpose, so do we all.

Peacemaker: How we getting in? Especially with Charlie the Tuna here.
Bloodsport: How the hell am I supposed to know?
Peacemaker: You're the leader You're supposed to be decisive.
Bloodsport: And I've decided that you should eat a big bag of dicks. How's that?
Peacemaker: You're being facetious. But if this whole beach was completely covered in dicks, and somebody said, I had to eat every dick until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say no problemo.
Ratcatcher: Why would someone put penises all over the beach?
Peacemaker: Who knows why madmen do what they do?

Bloodsport: No one likes a show-off.
Peacemaker: Unless what they're showing off is dope as fuck.
Bloodsport: [under his breath] Fuck. That's true.

Ratcatcher: If I die 'cause I gambled on love, it will be a worthy death.

Thinker: This is suicide.
Rick: Well, that's kind of our thing.

Amanda: You know the deal: successfully complete the mission and you get ten years off your sentence. You fail to follow my orders in any way, and I detonate the explosive device in the base of your skull.

Javelin: [to Harley] You are the only one worthy to take my javelin.

Harley: [as she shoots Silvio] I'm sorry. Recently, I made a promise to myself that the next time I got a boyfriend, I'd be on the lookout for red flags. And if I saw any, I would do the healthy thing, and I would murder him. And killing kids? Kind of a red flag.
[as Silvio is dying]
Harley: I know. I know. I know what you're trying to say. Harley why not just leave? And I'd say, Why are you screaming at me? I'm not deaf. I'm standing right here! And then I'd say, When your taste in men is as bad as mine, they don't just go away quietly. They slash your tires, and they kill your dogs, and tell you that the music you like ain't real music at all. And all the cruelty tears you apart after a while.
[to the now dead Silvio]
Harley: you were real pretty and all. And RIP to that absolutely beautiful monster between your legs. But all in all, I think you're more pretty like this, with all those rotten thoughts emptied from your head.

Blackguard: [looks at Weasel] Is this thing a dog?
Captain: A dog? What kind of dog do you think it is, mate?
T.D.K.: I'm gonna go with Afghan hound!
Harley: Oh my god, you're a werewolf?
Blackguard: YOU STUCK ME NEXT TO A WEREWOLF? YO MAN LET ME OUT!
[struggles to get free]
Rick: Hey, hey! He's not a werewolf, he's a weasel! He's harmless! I mean, he's not harmless, he's killed 27 children, but, you know...

Ratcatcher: Aw, he's offering you a pretty leaf to show you he means no harm?
Bloodsport: Why the fuck would I want a leaf? Just get the rats out of here!

Rick: Fire on three, two...
Harley: What are you guys doing?
Rick: You. We're here to save you.
Harley: You were going to save me?
Rick: It was a really good plan too.
Harley: Well, I could go back inside, and you can still do it.
Bloodsport: That's patronizing. What's with the javelin?
Harley: I'm waiting for God to tell me.
Bloodsport: Jesus Christ.
Harley: Yeah. Or Him. Or any of them really.

Bloodsport: Uh, what's with the javelin?
Harley: I'm waiting for God to tell me.
Bloodsport: Jesus Christ!
Harley: Yeah. Or Him. Or any of them really.

Harley: I love the rain, it's like angels are splooging all over us!

Starro: I was happy in space, looking at the stars...

Bloodsport: Next time you want to nick something, you take a partner, and they can be your lookout.
Tyla: That's your advice?
Bloodsport: Yeah.
Tyla: You're a terrible father. I can't believe you don't care that I stole, only that I got caught.
Bloodsport: I don't only care that you got caught, I care that you got caught for stealing something as stupid as a fucking TV watch!
Tyla: It does other things too!
Bloodsport: But nothing that your phone can't fucking do! It's embarrassing!
Tyla: No, what's fucking embarrassing is having you as my father.

Jacket: Live fast. Die clown.

Harley: Who's Milton?

Harley: I love your accent.
Javelin: All American women love men with accents.
Harley: We do! It's 'cause we don't got none.

Ratcatcher: They call you Peacemaker.
Peacemaker: I cherish peace with all of my heart. I don't care how many men, women and children I kill to get it.
Ratcatcher: [to Polka-Dot Man] I thought you were the crazy one.
Polka: I am.

King: Nom-nom!
[eats someone]

Harley: When your taste in men is as bad as mine, they don't just go away quietly. They slash your tires and they kill your dogs and tell you that the music you like ain't real music at all. And all the cruelty tears you apart after a while.

[Starro appears]
John: Oh my god, we've got a freaking kaiju up in this shit!

Amanda: Any questions?
[long silence]
King: Hand!
Amanda: Yes, that is your hand. Very good.

Thinker: Unclench your fucking pearls, Flag! We serve the same master!
Ratcatcher: We were sent here to stop you!
Thinker: Child, your government didn't send you here to protect the world from alien technology, your government sent you here to cover up their part in it!
Rick: You're a goddamn liar!
Thinker: American goddamn astronauts found Starro! Yankee fucking doodle dandies! Although the Cold War was ended, your government saw the potential in weaponizing such a powerful beast. But banish the thought of any such experiments being held on American soil!

Amanda: Each member of the team is chosen for his or her own completely unique set of abilities. This is Christopher Smith, known as Peacemaker. In his hands, anything is a deadly weapon. His father was a soldier who trained his son how to kill from the moment he was born.
Bloodsport: You just said each member of the team is chosen for their unique abilities. He does exactly what I do.
Peacemaker: But better
Bloodsport: I always hit my targets dead center.
Peacemaker: I hit them more in the center.
Bloodsport: Well, you can't hit something more in the center.
Peacemaker: I use smaller bullets.
Bloodsport: What?
Peacemaker: They go inside your bullet holes without even touching the sides