The Best Philip Zhao Quotes

Aech: I've never seen the Shining. Is it really Scary?
Sho: Uh... I had to watch it... through my fingers.

Wade: Sho?
Sho: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm 11, so what?
Daito: His real name is Xo.
Sho: But everyone else calls me Sho, no big deal.
Wade: No. It is a big deal. Sho, you're the world's most badass 11-year-old ever.
Daito: He knows.
Sho: Shut up! Let him tell me.

Art3mis: Sho?
Sho: What? Do I have to wear a sign saying, "I am 11 years old, shoot me first"? No, thanks.

Aech: Yo, Z, is Art3mis pissed at me?
Parzival: Dude, I'm pissed at you! You've never seen The Shining, have you?
Aech: [complaining] YOU KNOW I HATE SCARY MOVIES!
Sho: We got the key!
[tosses the key to him]
Parzival: Sweet! To room 237!
Aech: We ain't got no business goin' to room 237! WE SHOULD STAY OUT! Plus, there was this crazy, naked zombie lady in there.
Parzival: There are no zombies The Shining!
Art3mis: Well, maybe it's not supposed to be LIKE the movie. Kira is the key. You're the one who said it.
Aech: Hey, y'all. I saw a picture of Kira!
Art3mis: Huh?
[they got knocked out]
Art3mis: [straining] Where?

Sho: Ninjas don't hug!

Daito: Look.
[flicks up the camera]
Daito: Ticking Clock.
Art3mis: Okay, so I'm estimating about... five minutes to find the key.
Parzival: Yeah, there are so many keys The Shining, though. Where do we start?
Aech: [puts his hand to his shoulder to come here] I've never seen The Shining. Is it really scary?
Sho: Uh, I had to watch it through my fingers.
Parzival: Okay, so we got the key from room 237, the keys to the Snowcat, or the keys they give Jack at the beginning of the movie.
Art3mis: [when Aech was depressed he looks and saw a tennis ball walks on the floor] Well, if it's "the leap not taken, maybe the key isn't a key at all.
Sho: [the tennis ball was still rolling] I know where the Snowcat keys are!
Parzival: I say we split up. We get all the keys and then we meet back at the Torrances' apartment.