The Best Prisoners Quotes

Prison: Time for your cavity search.
Mr. Burns: Oh, I haven't had a cavity in over forty years.
Prison: I wasn't talking about your teeth.
Mr. Burns: Nor was I.

Burns': Hiya, pal! I guess we're just two white-collar criminals.
Mr. Burns: Oh, thank God. I thought you might be a hardened tattooed criminal.
Burns': Nah, they don't turn out too many of those at Dartmouth.
Mr. Burns: Dartmouth? Guard, get me away from this brute! Get me out this instant!
Burns': Got my Masters at Virginia, the public Ivy.
Mr. Burns: Guard!