The Best Tom Butler Quotes

[the enemy thinks O'Neill is a Goa'uld. He walks towards the enemy standing by the gate]
Jack: Jaffa. Kree!
Major: [Speaks a sentence of Goa'uld vernacular]
Jack: You heard me. I said, "Kree!"

Eric: Everyone, welcome Iris West, our new cub.
Iris: Hi.
Eric: Anyone want to volunteer to be her mama bear? Mason, you picked a bad day to actually show up.
Mason: I don't nanny.
Eric: I lost the ability to make a joke back in '05. Today, you do.

Jack: Our beloved Hathor is dead.
Major: What you say is impossible. Hathor is a queen. More than that, she is a goddess.
Jack: Yeah, okay. Ex-goddess, maybe. I killed her myself. You should trust me on this. She's gone. She is no more. She's... Well let's face it, she's a former queen.