The Best Mason Bridge Quotes

Eric: Everyone, welcome Iris West, our new cub.
Iris: Hi.
Eric: Anyone want to volunteer to be her mama bear? Mason, you picked a bad day to actually show up.
Mason: I don't nanny.
Eric: I lost the ability to make a joke back in '05. Today, you do.

Mason: Witnesses saw soldiers shooting the place up. So I contacted the Army's media relations division and asked, "Are soldiers permitted to operate like that on U.S. soil?" Know what they told me? Hoaah.