The Best Waitress Quotes

Waitress: What can I get you?
Colonel: Um, three of the biggest steaks you've got, with everything, rare, and baked potato.
Waitress: You got it!
[She starts to walk off]
Colonel: Excuse me... That was for me!
Dr. Daniel Jackson: Yeah, I'm gonna have three as well.
Colonel: Four?
Dr. Daniel Jackson: Four... Four is good, yeah.
Major: Me too, and French fries with mine... oh and a diet soda!
[O'Neill and Jackson give her a funny look]
Major: I like the taste better!