The Best Young Left Ear Quotes

[Lyle arrives on his motorcycle. He has trouble on the bike, though]
Charlie: [when meeting Charlie's crew for the first time] That's Lyle. He's my computer genius. You know he's who really invented Napster? At least that's how Lyle tells it. Said Shawn Fanning was his roommate in college and stole his idea.
[We see a flashback of Fanning stealing a Floppy disk from a napping Lyle]
Charlie: I think it's his first time riding that bike, though.
Lyle: Hey.
[Lyle falls over]
Charlie: You okay?
Lyle: Yeah.
[a car drives up behind him]
Charlie: That's Left Ear. Demolition and explosives. When he was ten, he put one too many M-80s in the toilet bowl.
[Cuts to the exterior of a toilet stall. Suddenly the door bursts open from an explosion. The toilet is spraying a fountain of water up]
Kid: Damn, that was cool. How did you do that?
Young: What?
Kid: How did you do that?
Young: WHAT?
Kid: I said, "how did you do that?"
Young: What?
[Flashback to present]
Charlie: Lost the hearing in his right ear. He's been blowing stuff up ever since.
[a car zooms in from behind Charlie and Stella]
Charlie: Handsome Rob. Premier wheel man. Once drove all the way from Los Angeles just so he could set the record for longest freeway chase.
[Cuts to Rob being chased down the freeway by a massive armada of police cars]
Charlie: You know he got 110 love letters sent to his jail cell from women who saw him on the news?
[We see two women hanging a banner on a bridge saying "We heart you, Rob."]