50 Best Yasiin Bey Quotes

Lee: I never thought I'd be praying for a brain tumor, but please, dear God.
Dr. Gregory House: [to Lee] If you're praying in there, stop it right now.

Ford: [after being thrown into the airlock by a guard] Wash your filthy hands!
[looks around]
Ford: Don't panic... don't panic...
Arthur: So this is it. We're gonna die.
Ford: Yeah. We're gonna die.
[pauses]
Ford: No... no! What's this?
[goes over to control panel]
Arthur: What's that?
Ford: What's this...? What's this...?
[flips switch]
Ford: This... is... nothing. Yeah, we're gonna die.

Riley: Where's your gun?
Gangstalicious: I dropped it!
Riley: What? You dropped it? Who drops a gun? That isn't gangsta! That is very un-gangsta!

Ford: Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.

Gangstalicious: I'm scared!
Riley: What happened to "I fear no man but God"?
Gangstalicious: Correction - God, and the nigga that shot me!

Lee: No, no. I'm not dead.
- I need help. I'm here.
- I also know about locked-in syndrome.
- And things are either involuntary or voluntary.
- Blink if you can hear me.
Lee: I hear you.
- Oh. This is gonna be fun.

Alfred: Mine was only proud of the fact that I could wiggle my ears.
Vivien: I think he'll be proud when you operate.
Alfred: He's dead.
Vivien: The dead are with us all the time, I believe. Can't separate the past from the future any more than you can a right arm and your left arm.
Alfred: Ah but you see they are separated by this, by the heart.
Vivien: Or connected.
Alfred: Or connected.

Lee: Hope that includes my eye feeling better.
- Hand me the fluorescein stain.
Lee: What does that mean?
- Epithelium looks torn.
- These drops sting.
- I'm going to close your left eye to keep it protected.

Dr. Eric Foreman: Bought my first girlfriend a necklace. It was silver. It cost 180 bucks. Had to save for six months. She hated it.
Lee: Really, seriously? Did you tell this story to someone who could walk away?
Dr. Eric Foreman: Never bought another girlfriend jewelry again. Until Dr. Hadley.
Lee: You're dating her? You might want to start all your stories with that.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Same thing. She didn't even wear it.
Lee: The diamond thing? She was wearing it the other day.
Dr. Eric Foreman: If she doesn't like it, she doesn't like it. Apparently, I suck at picking out jewelry, but at least have the guts to tell me.
Lee: Okay, getting boring again. How long till we know if this treatment is working?

Dr. Lawrence Kutner: [to Taub] Then why don't you just quit?
Dr. Chris Taub: I'm not sure I want to do that, either.
Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Oh. Maybe you should figure it out before House figures it out for you.
Lee: You know, maybe you should have your midlife crisis after I'm better.

Dr. Kurtz: [to House] You're not a doctor in this hospital. You are a patient.
Lee: Yeah, and you're the guy who wants to cut out my organs, and he's the guy who doesn't.

Lee: You're my relaxing scenario?
Dr. Gregory House: I guess you like me.
Lee: Either that or you got sent here.

Lee: The last time business was slow, you got migraines every day.
- Why would you do that to me?
Lee: I'm sorry,
- I was stupid, I was...
- Don't go. Don't... damn it! Somebody put
- "I'm sorry" on this stupid computer.
- My eye is killing me.

Gangstalicious: I don't want to do this any more. I'm tired of getting' shot. Hellllp!

Lee: [about House] This guy's a doctor?
Dr. Gregory House: There's also Navy Seal House, but you're going to have to save up for that one.

[Vivien is abruptly leaving the laboratory]
Alfred: We have work to do.
Vivien: Do I have your permission, to do some work for my landlord, so I can pay my rent?

Alfred: Vivian, that's a girl's name.
Vivien: Yes, my mother was so sure she was having a girl, she picked the name early and kept it.

Lee: [after watching House and Cuddy] Is he hitting on her? If she turns around, she's into him too.
[Cuddy turns around]
Lee: And there you have it.

[repeated line]
Mike: Keep Jerry out.

[from trailer]
Jerry: [sung, poorly, to the tune of the Ghostbusters theme song] When you're walkin' down the street...
Jerry: [singing] ... and you see a little ghost...
Jerry: [singing] ... whatcha gonna do about -
[more out of tune]
Jerry: Ghostbusters?
Mike: What? What is that?
Jerry: That's the Ghostbusters theme song.
Mike: No.
Jerry: I'm pretty sure it is.

Arthur: Ford?
Ford: Yeah?
Arthur: I think I'm a sofa...
Ford: [pause] I know how you feel...

- to irrigate your eyes, keep you company.
- Hopefully help make the time go quicker.
Lee: My eyes still feel really dry.
- Thank you for thinking "up".
- For helping me find you in there.
- Man, when you moved that cursor...

- Idont.
- Which means I can treat him.
Lee: Let him. Let him.
- Is that what you want?
Lee: Absolutely.
- Could you send up a couple of bellboys?

- We need you to answer some simple
- "yes" or "no" questions while we're cutting to make sure we're not cutting where we shouldn't.
Lee: Seems to be working.
- Deep breaths. In about 10 seconds, you will feel light headed.
- By now, you should be floating high...

Ford: I checked The Guide for the best way to rescue a prisoner from Vogsphere, it said "don't".

Arthur: [sarcastically] Normality? Right, we can talk about normality until the cows come home.
Ford: [thoughtfully] What is normal?
Trillian: [wistfully] What is home?
Zaphod: [cluelessly] What're cows?

Arthur: Let's go somewhere.
Trillian: Definitely. Where'd you have in mind?
Ford: I know this great restaurant at the end of the universe.

Charlie: We set?
Lyle: Yeah. I've enhanced the viewing matrix to track both the Cartesian coordinates and three altitude angles to give the exact position and orientation of our baby.
Left: We're in Italy. Speak English.

Lee: [to House] How come I'm not better? God's not supposed to work in trial and error.
Dr. Gregory House: God's mistakes are well-documented. If he'd done everything right the first time, there'd have been one plague and zero great floods.
Dr. Gregory House: Those were because of human mistakes.
Lee: You think your doctor has an apartment on Mount Olympus?

Lyle: [looking at his name on their new ID's] James Hymen? Come one, just once give me a cool name!
Left: A hundred and forty pounds? Try one sixty five!
Handsome: Try lifting some weights!
[as everyone is leaving Lyle still notices his bike is still laying on the ground]
Lyle: Hey, Charlie?
Charlie: Handsome? Think you can help him with his bike?
Left: Yeah, help Knievel set up for his next jump!

[as they are dangling from under the road way, after Left Ear's gotten all the explosives in place, and is about to insert the detonater]
Left: Just give me a minute.
Charlie: [impatiently] NOW?
Left: I'm about to insert this detonator tube, and if the brass touches the sides, we'll both be the last people we ever see.
Charlie: [suddenly looking very nervous] Take all the time you need.
Left: [after a long pause] Hey, Charlie?
Charlie: What?
Left: [pause] I love you, man.
Charlie: I love you too.

Left: Damn.
Steve: Where's my truck? What the fuck happened to my truck?

Ford: Okay, don't think. Nobody think. No ideas. No theories. No nothing.
[a beat. They all strain to think of nothing. Several paddles shoot up out of the ground smacking them in their faces]
Ford,4463: Ow!

Jerry: [Alma is providing the voices for "The Lion King"] Listen to me. I need to you say the line. I need you to say "I will piss on the bones of your ancestors"...
Mike: No, no! That's not in the movie!
Jerry: [interrupts] This is the next Lion King. This is Part II.
Alma: Roar! I will piss on the bones of your ancestors!

Alfred: You can begin the incision.
Vivien: I'm not ready for that.
Alfred: If I say you're ready, you're ready.
[Long pause]
Alfred: I'll mark out the line. And you cut along it. Just like you did for your old Daddy.

Lyle: [tell the other what he's planning to do with his share of the gold] I'm getting a NAD T770 digital decoder with 70-watt amps and Burr-Brown DACs.
Left: [confused] Yeah...
Lyle: It's a big stereo. Speakers so loud, they blow women's clothes off!
Handsome: Now you're talking!

Ford: If you want to survive out here, you've got to know where your towel is.

[Lyle isn't answering Charlie's calls]
Handsome: He only answers to "The Napster" now, Charlie
Charlie: Oh, no. I am not calling you The Napster.
Lyle: Why not? You call him Left Ear.
Left: Well, I am.
Lyle: And him Handsome Rob.
Charlie: Well, that's because he is Handsome Rob!
Lyle: Well you can call me The Napster.

Ford: Didn't you think it was strange I was trying to shake hands with a car?
Arthur: I assumed you were drunk.
Ford: I thought cars were the dominant lifeform. I was trying to introduce myself.

Mike: [to Jerry as they begin to remake Ghost Busters] I'm Bill Murray, you're everybody else.

Ford: You're looking for the Ultimate Question.
Zaphod: Yep.
Ford: You.
Zaphod: Me.
Ford: Why?
Zaphod: No, I tried that: Why? 42. Doesn't work.

Alfred: ...I obtained a raise for you, 25 extra dollars a month on top of what you're already making. That's 300 for the whole year. Will that be sufficient?
Vivien: What job classification?
Alfred: Surgical Technician, I got you promoted.
Clara: [Politely sarcastic] Promoted, to what he already does.

Riley: How you gonna drop the gun, Gangtalicious?!? That is not gangsta! That's *very* not gangsta!!! Man, I can't believe this! You a fraud!!!
Gangstalicious: Oh, oh, oh, I'm a fraud? You're scared too.
Riley: I'm *eight*!
Gangstalicious: Okay, fine, fine, whatever. I'm a fraud, I'm a fraud, I'm just an average, normal dude. I don't wanna do this stupid shit no more! I'm tired of gettin' shot. Help!
Riley: It's like going to heaven and finding God smoking crack.

- I'm gonna blink your eye a few times to distribute the dye.
- Ulcerative keratitis.
- It means it's not cadmium poisoning.
Lee: Which means you don't know what's wrong.
- Again.

Left: [reading from a guide book] "Learn the language of poetry, art, romance, sex..."
Handsome: Unlike you, my friend, I don't need a guide book. Can we go?

Riley: You *dropped* the *gun*?
Gangstalicious: What's done is done. Let's be solution-oriented!

Handsome: [after learning the value of the gold they've stolen] Twenty-seven million...
Left: Say it again, man.
Handsome: [louder] Twenty-seven million!
Left: Again!
Handsome: *Twenty-seven million!*

Left: [observing the front gate to Steve's house. He sees guard dogs] Shit.
[Speaks into his wire]
Left: This dude got dogs. I don't do dogs... I had a real bad experience, man.
Charlie: [from their Netcom Cable van] What happened?
Left: [speaking slowly to reiterate his point, irritated] I had. A bad. Experience. Damn it. "I'm" deaf!

[timing the getaway to Union Station]
Handsome: It's either bad traffic, peak traffic, slit-your-wrist traffic... you know, five people died from smoking in between traffic lights today.
Left: You know, they do have the Metrorail, Rob, you could always use that.
Handsome: Yeah, that'd be ideal for carrying a ton of gold now, wouldn't it, genius?
Charlie: What's your guesstimate?
Handsome: The last twenty times I done this journey, you've got an average of thirty two minutes and a top time of fifty, but if we had green lights all the way, we could do it in fourteen minutes.
Stella: [poking fun] What? Couldn't get through traffic?

- The best angle into your spine.
Lee: [Slurs] No, my chest.
- Something's wrong. I think I'm...
- Foreman: Pull the needle out!
Lee: Oh, god, I'm flatlining.
- Call a code.