The Best Agent Turner Quotes

Agent: You go on record saying you saw Leslie Peterson's murder. How Beth Boland chopped him up, put him in a freezer, and threw away his body.
Stan: I didn't say any of that.
Agent: Well, I didn't see you take that pen cap, but I know you did.
Stan: How's that?
Agent: I got a guy who saw you.
Stan: Who?
Agent: I haven't found him yet. But there's always someone out there that needs to save his own ass, right?