The Best Albrecht Quotes

Albrecht: Great. A guy shows up looking like a mime from Hell and you lose him right out in the open. Well, at least he didn't do that walking against the wind shit, I hate that.

Albrecht: You're the guy that murdered Tin-Tin.
Eric: He was already dead. He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.

Albrecht: So many cops, you'd think they givin' away donuts.

Albrecht: Police! Don't move! I said, "Don't move!"
Eric: I thought the police always said, "Freeze!"
Albrecht: Well, I am the police, and I say, "Don't move" Snow White. You move, you're dead.
Eric: And I say, "I'm dead," and I move.

Albrecht: Now Sarah, she's a genuine hot dogger. You hungry?
Sarah: You buyin'?
Albrecht: I'm buyin'.
Sarah: No onions though, okay?
Albrecht: No onions?
Sarah: They make you fart, big time.

Albrecht: Are you gonna vanish into thin air again?
Eric: I thought I'd use your front door.

Albrecht: I thought, you know, you were invincible!
Eric: I was. I'm not any more.