The Best Alice Quotes

Brian: I'm an attorney. You know she's underage, right?
Chet: No, no, you told me you were 19!
Jimmy: Yeah? Well she's 12.
Chet: What?
Alice: I'm not 12.
Jimmy: [as everyone leaves] You coming, Paul?
Paul: I'm not done scaring him yet.
[Intensely stares Chet down. Chet gulps]
Paul: There it is. Good night, Chet.

Alice: Hey. Took you a long time.
Jimmy: Yeah, I had to go to like three different gas stations to find Fun Dip for Paul. He's like a junkie now; keeps talking about 'getting his sticks'.