300 Best Harrison Ford Quotes
General: Indy, thank God. Don't you know it's dangerous to climb into a refrigerator? Those things can be deathtraps!
Indiana: [shakes General Ross' hand] Good to see you too, Bob.
Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: How fortunate our failure to kill you, Dr. Jones. You survive to be of service to us once again.
Indiana: Well, you know me, always glad to help.
Han: [cutting open his dead Tauntaun and shoving Luke inside] This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm until I get the shelter up... Ugh. And I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*.
Elsa: It's perfectly obvious where the pages are. He's given them to Marcus Brody.
Professor: Marcus? You didn't drag poor Marcus along did you? He's not up to the challenge.
Walter: He sticks out like a sore thumb. We'll find him.
Indiana: The hell you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
[Cut to middle of fair in the Middle East, Marcus Brody wearing bright suit and white hat, sticking out like sore thumb]
Marcus: Uhhh, does anyone here speak English? Or even ancient Greek?
Indiana: You're not from around here, are you?
Agent: [taking off her glasses] Where is it you would imagine I am from, Dr. Jones?
Indiana: Well, the way you're sinking your teeth into those wubble-u's, I should think maybe Eastern Ukraine.
Panama: Small world, Dr. Jones.
Indiana: Too small for two of us.
Panama: This is the second time I've had to reclaim my property from you.
Indiana: That belongs in a museum.
Panama: So do you.
Mutt: You're a teacher?
Indiana: Part-time.
Marion: What the hell is that?
Professor: A portal! A pathway to another dimension!
Indiana: I don't think we want to go that way.
Mutt: One of the scorpions just stung me! Am I gonna die?
Indiana: How big?
Mutt: Huge!
Indiana: Good.
Mutt: Good?
Indiana: When it comes to scorpions, the bigger the better. Small one bites you, don't keep it to yourself.
- Keep your eyes open, huh?
- Gahhh!
Han: Hey!
- Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler.
- You've got a lot of guts coming here after what you pulled.
Han: I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur.
Luke: There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know.
Han: You're going to die here, you know. Convenient.
Han: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
Han: [stepping on board the Millennium Falcon] Chewie... we're home.
Mutt: [in a graveyard]
[reading a sign]
Mutt: "Grave robbers will be shot."
Indiana: Good thing we're not grave robbers.
Han: You hurt Chewie, you're gonna deal with me!
Finn: Hurt him? He almost killed me six times!
[Chewbacca grabs his throat]
Finn: [in a weak voice] Which is fine!
Paul: I told you not to go down that path with your patients, and you did anyway. Fine. It doesn't mean I have to go with you. I'm not going to talk to you about any of it.
Jimmy: But you will talk to me about potatoes.
Paul: All day long. Enjoy them spuds, bud. Boil 'em, bake 'em, fry 'em, rub 'em together and make a fire. I don't care.
Jimmy: Maybe I'll just eat 'em like an apple, Paul.
Han: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?
Princess: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
Han: I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss.
Deckard: You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl.
Rachael: Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard?
Professor: Those people are trying to kill us!
Indiana: [shouts] I know, Dad!
Professor: This is a new experience for me.
Indiana: It happens to me all the time.
[Indy and Short Round are trapped in a room]
Indiana: Stop! Look, just - stand against the wall, will ya?
[Short Round stands against the wall, springing a trap]
Short: You say to stand against the wall! I listen to what you say! Not my fault! Not my fault!
Han: [BB-8 shows Han, Finn, and Rey the map to Luke Skywalker] This map's not complete. It's just a piece. Ever since Luke disappeared, people have been looking for him.
Rey: Why did he leave?
Han: He was training a new generation of Jedi. There was nobody else left to do it, so he took the burden on himself. Everything was going great, until... one boy, an apprentice, turned against him, destroyed it all. Luke felt responsible. He just walked away from everything.
Finn: Do you know what happened to him?
Han: There were a lot of rumors. Stories. People who knew him best think he went looking for the first Jedi temple.
Rey: [in awe] The Jedi were real?
Han: I used to wonder about that myself. Thought it was a bunch of mumbo jumbo. A magical power holding together good and evil, the dark side and the light. Crazy thing is... it's true. The Force, the Jedi. All of it. It's all true.
Professor: The Word of God.
Marcus: No, Henry. Try not to talk.
Professor: The Name of God.
Indiana: The Name of God... Jehovah.
Professor: But in the Latin alphabet, "Jehovah" begins with an "I".
Indiana: J-...
[he steps on the "J" and almost falls to his death; he scrambles back up]
Indiana: Oh, *idiot*! In Latin Jehovah begins with an "I"!
President: These MiGs... how far away are they?
["Radar Lock" screen beeps]
President: Never mind
Indiana: Here, take this,
[hands Marion a torch]
Indiana: Wave it at anything that slithers.
Marion: The whole place is slitherin'!
[turns and mistakes Indy's whip on his side for a snake]
Marion: Indy!
[tries to burn it with the torch]
Indiana: [screams]
[after commandeering a plane]
Professor: I didn't know you could fly a plane.
Indiana: Fly, yes. Land, no.
Indiana: [as the room is burning] Dad!
Professor: What?
Indiana: Dad!
Professor: What?
Indiana: DAD!
Professor: WHAT?
Indiana: Dad, head for the fireplace!
Alice: I'm twelve years old, Dad. In caveman days, I'd be having children of my own.
President: That's what we call progress, young lady.
[Han has decided to go searching for Luke]
Echo: Your Tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker!
Han: Then I'll see you in Hell!
C: Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.
Han: Never tell me the odds.
[R2-D2 and Chewbacca are playing the holographic game aboard the Millennium Falcon]
Chewbacca: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!
C: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
Han: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han: That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
Chewbacca: Grrf.
C: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win.
- Commander Skywalker, do you copy?
- This is Rogue Two.
Han: Good morning.
- Nice of you guys to drop by.
- Echo Base, this is Rogue Two.
- I've found them.
- Repeat, I've found them.
Brian: I'm an attorney. You know she's underage, right?
Chet: No, no, you told me you were 19!
Jimmy: Yeah? Well she's 12.
Chet: What?
Alice: I'm not 12.
Jimmy: [as everyone leaves] You coming, Paul?
Paul: I'm not done scaring him yet.
[Intensely stares Chet down. Chet gulps]
Paul: There it is. Good night, Chet.
Maz: Han Solo!
[all music and conversations stop]
Han: [softly] Oh, boy.
[louder]
Han: Hey, Maz.
[music and conversations start up again]
Maz: Where's my boyfriend?
Han: Chewie's working on the Falcon.
Maz: I like that Wookiee.
Deckard: Have you felt yourself to be exploited in any way?
Zhora: Like what?
Deckard: Well... well, like to get this job. I mean, did... did you do, or... or were you asked to do anything lewd... or unsavory, or... or, otherwise repulsive to your... your person, huh?
Zhora: [laughs] Are you for real?
Indiana: We're in trouble!
Willie: Trouble? What kind of trouble?
Indiana: It's a long story. Better hurry up or you won't get to hear it.
Gaby: Do you know what percentage of yourself is water?
Paul: I know what percentage of me doesn't give a shit.
Indiana: [Mutt pops open his switchblade, ready to fight two KGB agents] Nice try kid, but it looks like you brought a knife...
[both agents pull out guns]
Indiana: ... to a gun fight.
Cara: The weddings' for woman, if it were for men we would've spat on our hands then shook on it and then you would've bent me over the first thing you could find that would hold our weight.
Jacob: That's not far from how it happened, honey
Belloq: How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters. I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level?
Indiana: Try the local sewer.
Chattar: Dr Jones, wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country?
Indiana: No, it wasn't my head.
Chattar: Then your hands, perhaps?
Indiana: No, it wasn't my hands. It was my...
[looks down at his groin]
Indiana: My misunderstanding.
Han: Hey, kid.
[Kylo turns to see a vision of Han Solo standing behind him]
Han: I missed you, son.
Kylo: Your son is dead.
Han: No... Kylo Ren is dead. My son is alive.
Kylo: [in disbelief] You're just a memory.
Han: Your memory. Come home.
Kylo: It's too late. She's gone.
Han: Your mother's gone. But what she stood for, what she fought for... that's not gone.
[pause]
Han: Ben...
Kylo: I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
Han: [touches Kylo's cheek] You do.
[Kylo looks down at his lightsaber, then back at Han]
Kylo: Dad...
Han: [smiles] I know.
Batty: [taunting Deckard with a counting rhyme] Six! Seven! Go to Hell or go to Heaven!
Deckard: [Deckard smashes an iron rod against Batty's head] Go to Hell!
Batty: [grabbing the iron rod] GOOD! THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
Indiana: [dressed as the ticket-taker] Tickets please.
Colonel: [in German] What?
[Indiana punches him, picks him up and throws him out a window into a pile of luggage; the other passengers look at him, bewildered]
Indiana: [pointing out the window at Vogel] No ticket.
[the other passengers all pull out their tickets and wave them furiously at him]
Professor: Elsa never really believed in the grail. She thought she'd found a prize.
Indiana: And what did you find, Dad?
Professor: Me? Illumination.
Mutt: Mom!
Indiana: Honey!
Mac: Slow down!
Indiana: Honey! Stop, we're gonna go the cliff!
Marion: That's the idea!
Indiana: Bad idea; give me the wheel!
Marion: Trust me!
[Steps on gas]
Marion: [Mutt screems]
[Car lands in tree, and Marion smiles and steps on gas, drives down into the river, and tree flys up and hits Russian soldiers, and some of them fall]
Indiana: Don't ever do that again!
Marion: Yes, dear!
Professor: Three times it drops! The way down...
Indiana: Reverse! Put it in reverse! Reverse! Reverse!
[Go off water]
Indiana: [Everyone screems]
Indiana: [Coughing] Three times it drops?
Professor: Three times it drops!
Mutt: He means by land?
Marion: Oh, what does he mean?
Indiana: He means one... two...
[Go off another waterfall]
Indiana: [Coughing] ... Three!
[Takes off hat]
Indiana: [Go off biggest waterfall]
[Screeming]
Indiana: [Marion still holding wheel with no truck!] Marion! Marion!
[Pulls wheel out of her hands]
Professor: Through eyes at last I saw in tears...
Mutt: ...the golden vision reapears! Through eyes... through eyes in tears! We gotta go through that waterfall!
Indiana: The skull has to be returned! I'll do it! No one else has to come!
Mutt: Who cares! It's brought us nothing but trouble!
[Pointing at Ox]
Mutt: Look what it did to him!
Indiana: I have to return it!
Marion: Why you?
Indiana: Because it told me to!
Indiana: Hello, Marion.
Marion: Indiana Jones. I always knew some day you'd come walking back through my door. I never doubted that. Something made it inevitable. So, what are you doing here in Nepal?
Indiana: I need one of the pieces your father collected.
[Marion surprises him with a right cross to the jaw]
Marion: I've learned to hate you in the last ten years!
Indiana: I never meant to hurt you.
Marion: I was a child. I was in love. It was wrong and you knew it!
Indiana: You knew what you were doing.
Marion: Now I do. This is my place. Get out!
Elsa: Don't look at me like that. We both wanted the Grail. I would have done anything to get it. You would have done the same.
Indiana: I'm sorry you think so.
Principal: [the Nazis burst into the room] Dr. Jones?
Indiana: Yes?
Principal: I will take zuh book now.
Indiana: Wuh-what b-book?
Principal: You have zuh diary in your pocket.
Professor: You dolt! Do you think my son would be that stupid? That he would bring my diary all the way back here?
[pause]
Professor: You didn't, did you?
[another pause]
Professor: You didn't bring it, did you?
Indiana: Well, uh...
Professor: You *did*!
Indiana: Look, can we discuss this later?
Professor: I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers!
Indiana: Will you take it easy?
Professor: Take it easy? Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So it wouldn't fall into their hands!
Indiana: I came here to SAVE you!
Professor: Oh, yeah? And who's gonna come to save you, JUNIOR?
Indiana: [shouts] I told you...
[grabs a gun and shoots all soldiers dead]
Indiana: DON'T call me Junior!
Professor: Look what you did! I can't believe what you did!
Han: Hey, can I try that?
[fires Chewbacca's bowcaster]
Han: I like this thing.
Indiana: [grabbing Elsa by the throat] All I have to do is squeeze.
Elsa: All I have to do is scream.
Indiana: [watching Mutt jump around, trying to get scorpions off of himself] Dance on your own time, will you?
Han: What was your job when you were based here?
Finn: Sanitation.
Han: Sanitation? Then how do you know how to disable the shields?
Finn: I don't. I'm just here to get Rey.
Han: People are counting on us. The galaxy is counting on us.
Finn: Solo, we'll figure it out. We'll use the Force.
Han: That's not how the Force works!
Indiana: Stay behind me, Short Round. Step where I step, and don't touch anything.
[curious, Short Round touches a lamp. A door falls open, with two dessicated mummies falling out. Short Round yells and backpedals]
Short: I step where you step! I touch nothing!
Indiana: It was just the two of us, Dad. That was a lonely way to grow up, lonely for both of us. I can remember the last time we had a drink together; I had a milkshake. But we didn't talk; we've never talked. If you'd been an average and regular father, like all of my friends' dads, you would've understood.
Professor: I was a wonderful father.
Indiana: Yeah, how?
Professor: Did I ever tell you to eat up, go to bed, wash your ears, or do your homework? No. I respected your privacy, and I taught you self-reliance.
Indiana: What you taught me is that I was less important to you than people who've been dead for 500 years in another country. And I learned it so well, that we've hardly spoken for 20 years.
Professor: You left just as you were becoming interesting.
[He closes his diary]
Professor: Okay, I'm here now. So what do you want to talk about?
[Indy finds himself at a loss for words]
Indiana: I... I can't think of... anything.
[Henry looks baffled]
Professor: Then what are you complaining about? We have work to do.
[opens his reclaimed diary and reads from it]
Professor: Now then... he who finds the Holy Grail must face three challenges. First, is the Path of God: Only the penitent man shall pass. Second, is the Word of God: Only in the footsteps of God, shall he proceed. Third, is the Breath of God: Only in a leap from the lion's head, shall he prove his worth.
Willie: Why, you conceited ape. I'm not that easy.
Indiana: I'm not that easy either. The trouble with you is, Willie, you're too used to getting your own way.
Willie: And you're just too proud to admit that you're crazy about me, Dr Jones!
Indiana: If you want me, Willie, you know where you can find me.
Willie: Five minutes. You'll be back over here in five minutes.
Indiana: I'll be asleep in five minutes.
Willie: Five. You know it and I know it.
[repeatedly, as Mola Ram is trying to get the stones in Indiana's bag]
Indiana: You betrayed Shiva!
Princess: I love you.
Han: I know.
Professor: I'm sorry about your head though. But I thought that you were one of them.
Indiana: Dad, they come in through the doors.
Professor: Ha, good point.
[last lines]
Professor: Well done, Henry!
Indiana: Thanks, Ox.
Mutt: I don't understand. Why the legend about the city of gold?
Indiana: The Ugha word for gold translates as "treasure." But their treasure wasn't gold. It was knowledge. Knowledge was their treasure.
Indiana: Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali... in Hell!
Han: Okay. How do we blow it up? There's always a way to do that.
Agent: Give me the strap!
President: I trusted you with my life.
Agent: So will the next President. Now, give it to me.
Jacob: There's this theory that these scientists came up with after studying tribes in India and Africa and South America. The smaller tribes didn't have any government, didn't need any. They could sit down and talk out their problems. Decide where to plant crops, to hunt. It was just a big family, really. But when the number of people got up around 500, because there wasn't any government, the strongest people would take advantage of the weakest. Every time, without fail, they would enslave, rape, steal. Enrich their lives at the expense of other people's lives. Government's man's way of trying to control our behavior, but it can't be controlled. It's what we are. Sooner or later, the kind of people that would enrich themselves at your expense will use the government to do it. And mark my words, one day they'll create laws to control what we say and how we think. They'll outlaw our right to disagree. If we let 'em.
[talking about Marion's late father]
Marion: He said you were a bum.
Indiana: Aw, he's being generous.
Marion: The most gifted bum he ever trained. You know, he loved you like a son... took a hell of a lot for you to alienate him.
Indiana: Not much... just you.
President: Kathryn, if you give a mouse a cookie...
Vice: It's gonna want a glass of milk.
Jackie: You want a player who doesn't have the guts to fight back?
Branch: No. No. I want a player who's got the guts not to fight back. People aren't gonna like this. They're gonna do anything to get you to react. Echo a curse with a curse and, uh, they'll hear only yours. Follow a blow with a blow and they'll say, "The Negro lost his temper." That "The Negro does not belong." Your enemy will be out in force... and you cannot meet him on his own low ground. We win with hitting, running, fielding. Only that. We win if the world is convinced of two things: That you are a fine gentleman and a great baseball player. Like our Savior... you gotta have the guts... to turn the other cheek. Can you do it?
Jackie: You give me a uniform... you give me a, heh, number on my back... and I'll give you the guts.
Han: Well Princess, it looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer.
Princess: I had nothing to do with it. General Rieekan thinks it's dangerous for anyone to leave the system until they've activated the energy shield.
Han: That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.
Princess: I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
[Chewbacca laughs]
Han: Laugh it up, fuzzball.
C: Oh, this is suicide!
- There's nowhere to go.
- There. That looks pretty good.
- LEIA: What looks pretty good?
Han: Yeah, that'll do nicely.
C: Excuse me, ma'am, but where are we going?
Professor: [accidentally shoots their own plane with the machine gun]
Indiana: Dad, are we hit?
Professor: More or less. Son, I'm sorry. They got us.
Jimmy: What if you invited Meg and her family to Vegas to celebrate with you?
Paul: What are you, nuts? Meg's barely talking to me, and Mason is ten years old. What's he gonna do, gamble and whore?
Sean: Hey, Vegas is for families now.
Jimmy: So what he's saying is you and your grandson could gamble and whore together.
Paul: He'd never be able to keep up. I go hard.
Indiana: Why don't you stick around, Junior?
Mutt: [chuckles] I don't know. Why didn't you, Dad?
Professor: Dad!
[gives Indy a questioning look]
Professor: Dad?
Indiana: Somewhere your grandpa is laughing.
Indiana: Short Round! Quit fooling around with that kid! Get down in the cart now!
Short: Okey-dokey, Indy!
Little: [to Shorty] Please listen. To get out you must take the left tunnel.
Short: Thank you.
Indiana: I knew the Germans had hired you, Sallah. You're the best digger in Egypt.
Sallah: My services are entirely inconsequential to them. They hired or shanghaied every digger in Cairo. The excavation is enormous. They hire only strong backs and they pay pennies for them. It's as if the pharaohs have returned.
Short: What is Sankara?
Indiana: Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.
Deckard: [getting up to leave] I was quit when I come in here, Bryant, I'm twice as quit now.
Bryant: Stop right where you are! You know the score, pal. You're not cop, you're little people!
[Deckard stops at the door]
Deckard: No choice, huh?
Bryant: [smiles] No choice, pal.
Princess: The cave is collapsing.
Han: This is no cave.
Indiana: [Indiana is being strangled against the bar. He calmly looks up at Marion] Whiskey
[Marion hands him the whiskey bottle and he smashes it over his assailant's head]
Branch: We had a victory of fascism in Germany. It's time, time we had a victory over racism at home.
Kylo: I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
Han: You do.
Willie: I hate the water... and I hate being wet... and I hate YOU!
Indiana: GOOD!
Deckard: Say "Kiss me".
Rachael: I can't... rely on... my memories...
Deckard: Say "Kiss me".
Rachael: Kiss me.
Deckard: I want you
Rachael: I want you.
Deckard: Again
Rachael: I want you.
[pauses]
Rachael: Put your hands on me.
Indiana: We were younger.
Mac: I still am young!
Indiana: We had guns. Put your hands down, will you? You're embarrassing us.
Mac: Bet you 500 bucks we get out of this.
[Dovchenko arrives and faces Indy]
Mac: Let's call it 100.
Branch: It's another opening day, Harold. All future, no past.
Harold: It's a blank page, sir.
Indiana: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Willie: You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!
Indiana: Maybe. But not today.
Deckard: I have had people walk out on me before, but not... when I was being so charming.
Indiana: You want to be a good archaeologist...
[Mutt drives them out of the building on his motorcycle]
Indiana: ... you've got to get out of the library!
- Ben!
- Ben.
Han: Luke!
- Luke!
- Don't do this, Luke.
- Come on, give me a sign here.
[the old man reveals writing on the back of the medallion, which states that part of the staff must be removed]
Indiana: Balloq's medallion only had writing on one side? You sure about that?
Sallah: Positive!
Indiana: Balloq's staff is too long.
Indiana,34502: They're digging in the wrong place!
Satipo: Let us hurry. There is nothing to fear here.
Indiana: That's what scares me.
Indiana: [crashes into a truck windshield after a failed swing from his whip] Damn, I thought that was closer!
Han: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are not a good match for a blaster at your side, kid.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other; I've seen a lot of strange stuff. But I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. Anyway, it's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
[the Millennium Falcon, under siege, won't start]
Princess: [sarcastic] Would it help if I got out and pushed?
Han: [also sarcastic] It might!
Han: [to Chewie about the Ewoks] Well, short help is better than no help at all.
Indiana: [groping desperately down Willie's dress] Where's the antidote?
Willie: Oh, listen, I just met you! Oh, I'm not that kind of girl...
Short: Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We've got company.
C: [Interrupting Han and Leia kissing] Sir. Sir, I've isolated the reverse, power flux coupling.
Han: Thank you. Thank you very much.
C: Oh you're perfectly welcome, sir.
[Upon opening the Well of the Souls and peering down]
Sallah: Indy, why does the floor move?
Indiana: Give me your torch.
[Indy takes the torch and drops it in, revealing hundreds of snakes all over floor of the Well of Souls]
Indiana: Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
Sallah: Asps... very dangerous. You go first.
Brody: Marion's the least of your worries right now, believe me, Indy.
Indiana: What do you mean?
Brody: Well, I mean that for nearly three thousand years man has been searching for the lost ark. It's not something to be taken lightly. No one knows its secrets. It's like nothing you've ever gone after before.
Indiana: [laughing] Oh, Marcus. What are you trying to do, scare me? You sound like my mother. We've known each other for a long time. I don't believe in magic, a lot of superstitious hocus pocus. I'm going after a find of incredible historical significance, you're talking about the boogie man. Besides, you know what a cautious fellow I am.
[throws his gun into his suitcase]
Branch: You think God likes baseball, Herb?
Herb: What - ? What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Branch: It means someday you're gonna meet God, and when he inquires as to why you didn't take the field against Robinson in Philadelphia, and you answer that it's because he was a Negro, it may not be a sufficient reply!
Belloq: Dr. Jones. Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away. And you thought I'd given up.
[Indy reaches for his gun, but pauses and hands over his gun when the warriors draw back their weapons]
Belloq: You chose the wrong friends. This time it will cost you.
Indiana: Too bad the Hovitos don't know you the way I do, Belloq.
[hands over the prized idol to Belloq]
Belloq: Yes, too bad. You could warn them... if only you spoke Hovitos.
Han: [flying across the deserts of Tatooine] I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big bright blur.
Luke: There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know.
Han: You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient.
[Vogel is holding Elsa hostage at gunpoint]
Colonel: Throw down the gun or the girl will die.
Professor: But she's one of them.
Elsa: Indy, please!
Professor: She's a Nazi.
Indiana: What?
Professor: Trust me.
Elsa: Indy, help!
Colonel: I will kill her!
Professor: Oh yeah? Go ahead.
Indiana: No! Don't shoot!
Professor: Don't worry. He won't.
Elsa: Indy, please do what he says!
Professor: And don't listen to her.
Colonel: Enough! She dies!
Indiana: Wait! Wait.
[Indy tosses over the gun. Vogel lets Elsa go and she runs right into Indy's arms]
Elsa: I'm sorry.
Indiana: Don't be.
[Elsa takes the grail diary from Indy's pocket, smiles, then hands it to Vogel]
Elsa: But you should have listened to your father.
Indiana: Do we need the monkey?
Marion: I'm surprised at you, Jones. Talking that way about our baby. He's got your looks too.
Indiana: And your brains.
Marion: I noticed that. She's a smart little thing. Smart!
Han: [as Chewie tries to fight off the imperials and free Han] No! Stop, Chewie, stop! Chewie! Chewie this won't help me! Hey! Save your strength. There'll be another time. The Princess. You have to take care of her. You hear me? Huh?
[Leia and Han share a passionate kiss before Han is dragged towards the freezing chamber by the imperials]
Princess: I love you.
Han: I know.
Colonel: There's only one kid on this launch with any brains at all so far, and that's Ender Wiggin.
Rey: What are you gonna do?
Han: Same thing I always do. Talk my way out of it.
[Chewie growls a comment]
Han: Yes, I do. Every time.
[Marion removes heavy robe to reveal satin negligèe]
Indiana: Where'd you get that?
Marion: From him.
Indiana: Who 'him'?
Marion: Katanga. I got a feeling I'm not the first woman to travel with these pirates.
Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: Don't toy with me, Dr. Jones. What is the point of all this?
Indiana: If it's still magnetic, the metal in this gun powder should point the way.
Rey: This is the ship that made the Kessel Run in fourteen parsecs?
Han: Twelve!
[mutters to himself in disgust]
Han: Fourteen.
[last lines]
Deckard: [narrating] Gaff had been there, and let her live. Four years, he figured. He was wrong. Tyrell had told me Rachael was special. No termination date. I didn't know how long we had together... Who does?
Luke: [about Princess Leia] They're gonna execute her! Look, a few minutes ago you said you didn't want to just wait here to be captured. Now all you want to do is stay?
Han: Marching into a detention area is not what I had in mind.
Luke: But they're gonna kill her!
Han: Better her than me!
Professor: [Examining the broken vase] Late 14th Ming Dynasty. Oh it breaks the heart.
Indiana: And the head. You hit me dad.
Professor: I'll never forgive myself.
Indiana: Don't worry I'm all right.
Professor: Thank God... it's fake. See you can tell with the cross sections.
Policeman: This sector is closed to ground traffic. What are you doing here?
Deckard: I'm working. What are you doing?
Policeman: Arresting you, that's what I'm doing.
Jacob: Now close your eyes and imagine those places if the cities weren't there. Come on, do it. White sands stretching to a forest of hickory and elm... taller than the buildings that stand there now. Meadows filled with bison and moose and bear, and millions of salmon swimming up the east river to spawn, so thick, you could walk across them. Now think about what's there now: a thirteen-mile island of cement with rivers of sewage running underneath it until they dump into the bay where salmon don't dare to swim. That's what they'll do to this place: dam the rivers... flood the valleys... cut every tree that stands to build cities. This paradise becomes another concrete desert. I'm not going to kill him for what they done to me, or what they done to John, or what they're still doing to you. I'm going to kill them... because the men who build cities always send men like Banner first. I do it for the child of a child I will never meet. I do it for the land. I do it for you. So that when you're laid to rest under the aspens... no one cuts them down and builds a city over you. I know how much you've suffered. And I thank you for it. It's their turn now. God damn it, it's their turn now.
[Indy threatens to drop the Sankara stones into the gorge]
Indiana: You want the stones, let 'em go!
[the Thuggees stop, uncertain. Willie smirks at Mola Ram]
Indiana: Let 'em go!
Mola: [laughs] Drop them, Dr. Jones! They will be found! You won't!
Mutt: Name's Mutt, Mutt Williams.
Indiana: Mutt?
Mutt: Yeah.
Indiana: What kind of name is that?
Mutt: It's the one I picked. You got a problem with it?
Indiana: Take it easy.
Han: You changed your hair.
Leia: Same jacket.
Han: No, new jacket.
Bob: Hey man, I'm sorry if I scared ya!
John: You're gonna hafta do one hell of a lot more than that to scare me!
Bob: Hey, I've been lookin' all over for ya, man. Didn't nobody tell ya I was lookin' for ya?
John: Man, I can't keep track of all you punks runnin' 'round here backwards.
Bob: Hey you're s'posed to be the fastest thing in the Valley man, but that can't be your car, it must be your mama's car! I'm sorta' embarrassed to be this close to ya!
John: Yeah, well I'm not surprised, drivin' a field car!
Bob: Field car? What's a field car?
John: A field car runs through the fields, droppin' cow shit all over the place to make the lettuce grow.
Bob: Ha ha! That's pretty good! Say, I like the color of your car there, man. What's that s'posed to be? Sort of a cross between piss yella' and puke green, ain't it?
John: Well, you call that a paint job, but it's pretty ugly. I bet you got to sneak up on the pumps just to get a little air in your tires!
Bob: Well at least I don't have to pull over to the side just to let a funeral go by, man.
John: Oh ho, funny!
Indiana: Nazis. I hate these guys.
President: [after he is slammed by Korshunov against a computer] Petrov will never give up Radek!
Ivan: Petrov is a dog, eh. He does as you tell him to.
Ivan: [Slams President Marshall against the earphone plugs and points his gun at his neck] Tell him to do this.
President: [while holding a glass] Petrov used me, I just want to stop the bloodshed, he wanted a personal victory. Petrov hates Radek.
Ivan: Of course he hates Radek, Radek is everything he is not. A great man, A STRONG MAN. What are you saying? He will refuse you.
President: You'd be playing right in to his hands, are you an idiot, you'd make him into a hero, the man who stopped the terrorist. Or better yet, the man who stopped me.
Ivan: [Grabs Marshall's neck] You talk as you have nothing to do with this. This is all you are doing, this infection, you call freedom without meaning and without purpose. You have given my country to gangsters, and prostitutes. You have TAKENED EVERYTHING FROM US! There's nothing left.
[Spits on Marshall's face and puts his gun again at his neck and grabs a phone]
Ivan: Call him.
President: No. No!
Leia: You know, no matter how much we fought... I've always hated watching you leave.
Han: That's why I did it. So you'd miss me.
Leia: I did miss you.
Indiana: Captain Blumburtt was just telling me something of the interesting history of the palace; the importance it played in the mutiny.
Chattar: It seems the British never forget the mutiny of 1857.
[Captain Blumburtt laughs]
Indiana: Yes, well you know I think there were other events before the mutiny going back a century - back to the time of Clive that are more interesting.
Chattar: And what events are those Dr Jones?
Indiana: Well, if memory serves me correctly this area, this province was the centre eventuity of the Thuggee.
Chattar: Dr Jones, you know perfectly well that the Thuggee cult has been dead for nearly a century.
Captain: Yes, of course. The Thuggee was an obscenity that worshipped Kali with human sacrifices. The British Army Knights did away with them.
Indiana: Well, I suppose stories of the Thuggee die hard.
Chattar: There are no stories anymore.
Indiana: I'm not so sure. We came from a small village; peasants there told us Pankot Palace was growing powerful again because of some ancient evil.
Chattar: Village stories, Dr Jones. They're just fear and folklore; you're beginning to worry Captain Blumburtt.
Captain: Not worried, Mr Prime Minister, just erm... just erm... interested.
Indiana: You know, the villagers also told us Pankot Palace had taken something.
Chattar: Dr Jones, in our country it's not usual for a guest to insult his host.
Indiana: I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about folklore.
Captain: What exactly was it they say was stolen?
Indiana: A sacred rock.
Chattar: [he laughs dismissively] Hah! You see, Captain? A rock.
Indiana: Something connected - the villager's rock and the old legend of the Sankara stones.
Chattar: Dr Jones, we're all vulnerable to vicious rumour. I seem to remember that in Honduras you were accused of being a grave robber rather than an archaeologist.
Indiana: Well, the newspapers greatly exaggerated the incident.
Chattar: And wasn't it the Sultana Madagascar who threatened to cut your head off if you ever returned to his country?
Indiana: No, it wasn't my head.
Chattar: Then your hands, perhaps?
Indiana: No, it wasn't my hands... it was my
[looks downward]
Indiana: ... misunderstanding.
Shaman of Maypore: Now you see the power of the rock you bring back.
Indiana: Yes. I understand its power now.
Indiana: How did Deidra take the news?
Dean: How does any wife take such things? The look on her face is a combination of pride and panic.
Indiana: [after Willie loses Indy's gun] Where's my gun? WHERE'S MY GUN?
Willie: I burned by fingers and I cracked a nail!
Mutt: [Irinka Spalko holds sword up to Mutt's neck] Whoa! Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop.
[takes his comb out of his pocket]
Mutt: Uh-huh?
[combs his hair]
Mutt: I'm ready.
[to Indy]
Mutt: Don't give these pigs a thing.
Indiana: [to Spalko] You heard him.
[Indiana and Henry are tied up]
Indiana: Come on, dad. Help me get us out of here. We have to get to Marcus before the Nazis do.
Professor: But you said he had a two day head start. That he would blend in, disappear.
Indiana: Are you kidding? I made all that up. You know Marcus. He once got lost in his own museum.
Gaff: You've done a man's job, sir. I guess you're through, huh?
Deckard: Finished.
[Gaff throws Deckard his gun]
Gaff: It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?
[heading into a cave on a large asteroid]
Princess: I hope you know what you're doing.
Han: Yeah, me too.
Han: Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me.
Princess: It's a wonder you're still alive.
[Pushing past Chewbacca]
Princess: Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?
Han: No reward is worth this.
Princess: It's not over yet.
Han: It is for me, sister. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.
Princess: You needn't worry about your reward. If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive.
[to Luke]
Princess: Your friend is quite the mercenary. I wonder if he really cares about anything. Or anybody.
[she stalks out]
Luke: [calling after her] I care.
[to Han]
Luke: So, what do you think of her, Han?
Han: I'm tryin' not to, kid.
Luke: Good.
Han: [baiting him] Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, whaddya think? You think a princess and a guy like me...
Luke: [quickly] No.
Marion: You still living a trail of human wreckage, or have you retired?
Indiana: Why? You looking for a date?
Marion: With anybody but you!
[Encountering a painting of the Ark of the Covenant]
Elsa: What's this?
Indiana: Ark of the Covenant.
Elsa: Are you sure?
Indiana: Pretty sure.
Elsa: Dr. Jones?
Indiana: Yes?
Elsa: I knew it was you, you have your father's eyes.
Indiana: And my mother's ears but the rest belongs to you.
Elsa: It looks like the best parts have already been spoken for.
Colonel: Let's see how he handles rejection.
Indiana: Oxley? Ox, it's me, Indy. Ox? Ox, you're faking it, right?
Professor: "Through eyes that last I saw in tears..."
Indiana: Ox, listen to me, pal. Your name is Harold Oxley. You were born in Leeds, England. You and I went to school together at the University of Chicago. And you were never *this* interesting.
Elsa: You came back for the book? Why?
Indiana: My father didn't want it incinerated.
Elsa: [angrily] Is that what you think of me? I believe in the Grail, not the Swastika!
Indiana: [angrily] You stood up to be counted with the enemies of everything the Grail stands for! Who gives a *damn* what you believe?
Elsa: [pleadingly] You do!
Mutt: [Landing in duck boat after retrieving skull from Irina, looks at Indy] Whoa.
Indiana: [Smiles back at mutt] Whoa.
[Looks ahead]
Indiana: WHOA!
Indiana: [trapped in the middle of the rope bridge] Oh, shit.
Melanie: Mr. President, the Russian news crew is with us. I told them you'd give them a sound bite about life in the White House.
President: There *is* no life in the White House!
Mack: You guys got room in this battle for an old war horse?
Ron: Mack Tannen! What are you doing here? You're too old for this!
Canadian: I had a crush on him when I was a schoolgirl.
CBC: You like it wrinkled, huh?
Russian: Today we are honoring this brave man. Ladies and gentlemen, my friend, the President of the United States of America.
President: IN RUSSIAN. The dead remember our indifference. The dead remember our silence.
President: I came here tonight to be congratulated, but today when I visited the Red Cross camps, overwhelmed by the flood of refugees fleeing from the horror of Kazakhstan, I realized I don't deserve to be congratulated. None of us do.
National: What's he doing?
Chief: That's not the speech.
President: Let's speak the truth. And the truth is, we acted too late. Only when our own national security was threatened did we act. Radek's regime murdered over 200,000 men, women, and children, and we watched it on TV. We let it happen. People were being slaughtered for over a year and we issued economic sanctions and hid behind the rhetoric of diplomacy. How dare we? The dead remember. Real peace is not just the absence of conflict, it's the presence of justice. And tonight I come to you with a pledge to change America's policy. Never again will I allow our political self-interest to deter us from doing what we know to be morally right. Atrocity and terror are not political weapons and to those who would use them: your day is over. We will never negotiate. We will no longer tolerate, and we will no longer be afraid. It's your turn to be afraid.
Colonel: Don't threaten me boy, I'm not the enemy.
Ender: I'm not so sure. I don't want to play this game any more. I quit.
[looking at an old picture of the Ark]
Colonel: Now, what's that supposed to be coming out of there?
Indiana: Lightning. Fire. The power of God or something.
Major: I'm beginning to understand Hitler's interest in this.
Han: Who are you?
Princess: Someone who loves you.
[one of Mola Ram's guards is about to kill Short Round]
Indiana: Wait! WAIT! He's mine!
[Indy grabs Shorty and holds him over the pit]
Indiana: I'm all right kid.
[Indy winks at him]
Professor: I find, that if I just sit down to think...
[sits in chair, which tilts backward and opens up a hidden staircase]
Indiana: [falling down hidden staircase] Daaaaad!
Professor: [resetting chair legs] The solution presents itself!
Deckard: Remember when you were six? You and your brother snuck into an empty building through a basement window. You were going to play doctor. He showed you his, but when it got to be your turn you chickened and ran; you remember that? You ever tell anybody that? Your mother, Tyrell, anybody? Remember the spider that lived outside your window? Orange body, green legs. Watched her build a web all summer, then one day there's a big egg in it. The egg hatched...
Rachael: The egg hatched...
Deckard: Yeah...
Rachael: ...and a hundred baby spiders came out... and they ate her.
Deckard: Implants. Those aren't your memories, they're somebody else's. They're Tyrell's niece's.
Deckard: [he sees that she's deeply hurt by the implication] O.K., bad joke... I made a bad joke. You're not a replicant. Go home, O.K.? No, really - I'm sorry, go home.
Indiana: Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me. I'm going after that truck.
Sallah: How?
Indiana: I don't know. I'm making this up as I go.
Jacob: When it comes to firstborn children, you shouldn't be too particular about your math and the calendar.
Indiana: [after listening to Mola Ram's plans] What a vivid imagination.
Imam: This were the old way, this says "six Kadan height - "
Indiana: About seventy-two inches.
Imam: Wait!
[turns medallion over]
Imam: "And take back one Kadan, to honor the Hebrew God whose ark this is."
[last lines]
Han: I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew.
Princess: He wasn't. I can feel it.
Han: You love him,
[pause]
Han: don't you?
Princess: Yes.
Han: All right. I understand. Fine. When he comes back, I won't get in the way.
Princess: Oh, Han, it's not like that at all.
[whispering]
Princess: He's my brother.
Indiana: [Indy meets Belloq in a crowded bar] Belloq.
Belloq: Good afternoon, Dr. Jones.
Indiana: I oughta kill you right now.
Belloq: Not a very private place for a murder.
Indiana: Well, these guys don't care if we kill each other. They're not going to interfere in our business.
Belloq: It was not I who brought the girl into this business. Please, sit down before you fall down. We can at least behave like civilized people.
[Indy sits down while the monkey crawls off his shoulder]
Belloq: I see your taste in friends remains consistent. How odd that it should end this way for us, after so many stimulating encounters. I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level?
Indiana: Try the local sewer.
Belloq: You and I are very much alike. Archaeology is our religion, yet we have both fallen from the purer faith. Out methods have not differed as much as you pretend. I am a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me, to push you out of the light.
Indiana: Now you're getting nasty.
Belloq: You know it's true. How nice. Look at this.
[holds out a pocket watch]
Belloq: It's worthless. Ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless... like the Ark. Men will kill for it. Men like you and me.
Indiana: What about your boss, der Fuhrer? I thought he was waiting to take possession.
Belloq: All in good time. When I am finished with it. Jones, do you realize what the Ark is? It's a transmitter. It's a radio for speaking to God. And it's within my reach.
Indiana: You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together. I've got nothing better to do.
[prepares to fight Belloq, but Belloq's men train guns on him, and a crowd of children hurries in to escort him away]
Belloq: Next time, Dr. Jones, it'll take more than children to save you.
Indiana: The Ark of the Covenant, the chest that the Hebrews used to carry around the Ten Commandments.
Major: What, you mean THE Ten Commandments?
Indiana: Yes, the actual Ten Commandments, the original stone tablets that Moses brought down from Mt. Horeb and smashed, if you believe in that sort of thing...
[the officers stare at him blankly]
Indiana: Didn't any of you guys ever go to Sunday school?
Butler: [Answering door] Yes?
Indiana: [Scottish accent] Not before time! did you intend to leave us standing on the doorstep all day? we're drenched
[sneezes in butler's face]
Indiana: Now look, I've gone and caught a sniffle
Butler: Are you expected?
Indiana: Don't take that tone with me my good man! Now buttle off and tell Baron Brunwald that Lord Clarence McDonald and his lovely assistant
[Drags Elsa towards him]
Indiana: are here to view the tapestries
Butler: Tapestries?
Indiana: The old man is dense, this is a castle isn't it? there are tapestries
Butler: This is a castle and we have many tapestries, and if you are a Scottish lord then I am Mickey Mouse!
Indiana: How dare he?
[punches butler in face]
Indiana: I'm like a bad penny, I always turn up.
[Indiana Jones walks over after climbing up from the cliff and Professor Henry Jones grabs him in hug]
Professor: I thought I'd lost you boy.
Indiana: I thought you had too Sir.
Professor: [moves back and attempts to compose himself] Well... well done. Come on.
[Professor Henry Jones walks away and Indiana Jones collapses to the ground in exhaustion]
Professor: [looks back and frowns] Why are you sitting there resting when we're so near the end?
[first lines]
Luke: Echo Three to Echo Seven. Han, old buddy, do you read me?
Han: Loud and clear, kid. What's up?
Luke: Well, I finished my circle. I don't pick up any life readings.
Han: There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a space cruiser. Sensors are placed. I'm going back.
Luke: Right. I'll see you shortly. There's a meteorite that hit the ground near here. I want to check it out. It won't take long.
[from trailer]
Branch: Jackie Robinson. A black man in white baseball.
Han: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Paul: Come on, kiddo. You don't get to dictate how other people grieve. So Gabby puts on a brave face. Who gives a shit? Me, I gotta kick and scream for awhile before I face the truth, but then I face it like a hero. But you, who knows how you grieve? You haven't even begun.
Jimmy: What are you talking about? I've been grieving for a fucking year.
Paul: No. You've been numbing. Drugs, booze, women.
Jimmy: I told you that I stopped all that.
Paul: Yeah, but you replaced it with being overly involved in your patients' lives.
President: Do you know who I am? I'm the President of the United States!
Boris: Don't think that means I don't shoot you!
Paul: Hey. Morning. You a potato girl?
Gaby: No, Paul. I am a strong, Black, potato woman.
Princess: It only takes one to sound the alarm.
Han: Then we'll do it real quiet-like.
Ivan: You've been very busy downstairs, haven't you? Killing my men?
Ivan: [Slaps President Marshall's face after been tied with tape]
Ivan: [Punches President Marshall's stomach]
Ivan: [Lies down President Marshall against a desk and takes his gun and points it at his head]
Grace: NO!
President: You don't wanna do that. I'm what you came for, don't forget that.
Ivan: Then I'll kill them. Or just one? You pick. That's what you do in the White House? You play God.
Indiana: What's your mom's name again?
Mutt: Mary. Mary Williams. You remember her?
Indiana: There've been a lot of Marys, kid.
Mutt: [jolts up from chair] Shut up! That's my mother you're talking about! All right? That's my mother.
Indiana: You don't have to get sore all the time just to prove how tough you are.
Indiana: Nazca Indians used to bind their infants' head with rope to elongate the skull like that.
Mutt: Why?
Indiana: Honor the gods.
Mutt: No, no. God's head is not like that, man.
Indiana: Depends on who your god is.
Finn: Hey, Solo, I'm not sure what we're walking into here...
Han: Did you just call me Solo?
Finn: Sorry. Han. Mr. Solo. You should know, I'm a big deal in the Resistance. Which puts a real target on my back. Are there any conspirators here? Like, First Order sympathizers?
Han: Listen, Big Deal. You got another problem. Women always figure out the truth. Always.
Paul: Are we done now?
Jimmy: Only if you're going to listen to me.
Paul: Well, then, we're in a tricky spot.
Indiana: [Marion tends to Indiana's wounds as she lifts his legs onto his bed] Please I don't need a nurse I just want to sleep.
Marion: Don't be such a baby
Indiana: Marion leave me alone, go away.
Marion: What's this here?
[touches one of his injuries]
Indiana: Yes it hurts.
[she puts some rubbing alcohol on his wound]
Indiana: Ow!
Marion: Well goddamnit Indy where doesn't it hurt?
Indiana: [points at his elbow] Here!
[she kisses it]
Indiana: [points at his head] Here!
[she removes his hat and kisses him on the head]
Indiana: [touches his eye] This isn't too bad
[she kisses it]
Indiana: [touches his lips] Here
[she gives him a long passionate kiss on the lips]
Darth: [zeroing in on Luke's fighter] I have you now!
[one of Vader's wing-men explodes]
Darth: What?
Han: YAHOOO!
[the Millennium Falcon appears]
Tie: Look out!
[Han fires again, the second fighter collides with Vader's, sending him careening away]
Han: You're all clear, kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!
[Luke fires, the torpedoes dive down the exhaust port; the Millennium Falcon leads the remaining rebel ships away as the Death Star explodes]
Indiana: [after the palace dinner] I've got something for you.
Willie: There's nothing you have that I could possibly want.
Indiana: Right.
[turns is back on Willie, takes a bite from an apple, Willie runs over and begins to devour the fruit]
Willie: Oh! Mmm! Mmm! Oh, you're a very nice man. Maybe you could be my palace slave.
Colonel: We won! That's all that matters.
Ender: No. The *way* we win matters.
Han: Hey, Your Worship, I'm only trying to help.
Princess: Would you please stop calling me that?
Han: Sure, Leia.
Princess: You make it so difficult sometimes.
Han: I do, I really do. You could be a little nicer, though. Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm all right.
Princess: Occasionally, maybe... when you aren't acting like a scoundrel.
Han: Scoundrel? Scoundrel... I like the sound of that.
[Han starts to massage Leia's hand]
Princess: Stop that.
Han: Stop what?
Princess: [timidly] Stop that. My hands are dirty.
Han: My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?
Princess: Afraid?
Han: You're trembling.
Princess: I'm not trembling.
[Han moves in closer]
Han: You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life.
Princess: I happen to like nice men.
Han: I'm a nice man.
Princess: No, you're not...
[they kiss]
Princess: Han, we need you.
Han: *We* need?
Princess: Yes.
Han: Well, what about *you* need?
Princess: I need? I don't know what you are talking about.
Han: You probably don't.
Princess: What precisely am I supposed to know?
Han: Come on. You want me to stay because of the way you feel about me.
Princess: Yes, you're great help to us. You're a natural leader.
Han: No! That's not it. Come on. Come on!
Princess: You're imagining things.
Han: Am I? Then why are you following me? Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?
Princess: I'd just as soon kiss a wookiee.
Han: I can arrange that.
[Han walks away]
Han: You could use a good kiss!
[Discussing the fate of the Ark]
Maj. Eaton: We have top men working on it right now.
Indiana: Who?
Maj. Eaton: Top... men.
Luke: She's rich.
Han: [interested] Rich?
Luke: Rich, powerful. Listen, if you were to rescue her, the reward would be...
Han: What?
Luke: Well, more wealth than you can imagine!
Han: I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit.
Indiana: Willie, we-are-going-to-DIE!
Mutt: What's he gonna do now?
Marion: I don't think he plans that far ahead.
Mutt: Yeah.
Indiana: [pops out from the inside of the truck with a bazooka] Scooch over, will you, Son?
Mutt: Don't call me "son." Don't.
Indiana: [ignoring Mutt's complaint] I think I'd cover my ears if I were you.
[Indy fires a rocket at a giant tree cutter, but it sends the large circular blade bouncing straight for them, cutting through other trucks as it goes]
Indiana: Duck! Duck!
Alice: [watching a football game] Pass interference. That's cheating!
President: Only if they get caught.
[Han and Chewbacca are reunited]
Han: Chewie? Chewie, is that you?
[Chewie grabs Han and shakes him]
Han: Ch-Chewie! I can't see, pal. What's going on?
[Chewie barks]
Han: Luke? Luke's crazy! He can't even take care of himself, much less rescue anybody.
[Chewie barks again]
Han: A Jedi Knight? Jeez, I'm out of it for a little while, everyone gets delusions of grandeur!
Princess: [annoyed] Why, you stuck up... half-witted... scruffy-looking... Nerf-herder!
Han: [shocked] Who's scruffy-looking?
Tyrell: We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all, they are emotionally inexperienced, with only a few years in which to store up the experiences which you and I take for granted. If we gift them with a past, we create a cushion or a pillow for their emotions, and consequently, we can control them better.
Deckard: Memories! You're talking about memories!
Marion: Mutt can be a little impetuous.
Indiana: Well, it's not the worse quality in the world.
[Indy and Marion sink further into the ground]
Indiana: Keep your arms above the surface. When the kid comes back, grab on.
Marion: Indy, he...
Indiana: He's a good kid, Marion. You should get off his back about school.
Marion: Mutt, I mean...
Indiana: Not everybody is cut out for it.
Marion: His name is Henry!
Indiana: Henry. Good name.
Marion: He's your son.
Indiana: [shocked] My son?
Marion: Henry Jones III.
[pause]
Indiana: Why the hell didn't you make him finish school?
Han: Great shot, kid, that was one in a million!
Han: Han Solo. I'm captain of the Millennium Falcon. Chewie here tells me you're lookin' for passage to the Alderaan system?
Ben: Yes indeed, if it's a fast ship.
Han: Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?
Ben: Should I have?
Han: It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. I've outrun Imperial starships. Not the local bulk cruisers mind you, I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you old man. What's the cargo?
Ben: Only passengers. Myself, the boy, two droids... and no questions asked.
Han: [chuckles] What is it? Some kind of local trouble?
Ben: Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Imperial entanglements.
[last lines]
Marcus: Indy, Henry, follow me. I know the way. Ha!
[Marcus' horse rides off with him barely hanging onto it]
Professor: Got lost in his own museum, eh?
Indiana: Uh-huh.
Professor: After you, Junior.
Indiana: Yes, sir. Ha!
Lao: So it's true? You've found Nurhachi?
Indiana: You know I did. Last night one of your boys tried to get Nurhachi without paying for him.
[Kao Kan holds his bandaged hand]
Lao: You have insulted my son.
Indiana: No, you have insulted me. I spared his life.
Mutt: I took Spanish. I didn't understand a word of that. What was it?
Indiana: Quechua, local Incan dialect.
Mutt: Where'd you learn that one?
Indiana: Long story.
Mutt: I got time.
Indiana: I rode with Pancho Villa. A couple of his guys spoke it.
Mutt: Bullshit!
Indiana: You asked.
Han: Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
Indiana: [to Satipo's dead body] Adios, Satipo...
Colonel: Your report specifies intelligence/counterintelligence with ComSec I-Corps.
Willard: I'm not presently disposed to discuss these operations, sir.
Colonel: Did you not work for the CIA in I-Corps?
Willard: No, sir.
Colonel: Did you not assassinate a government tax collector in Quang Tri province, June 19th, 1968? Captain?
Willard: Sir, I am unaware of any such activity or operation... nor would I be disposed to discuss such an operation if it did in fact exist, sir.
Han: Who had it? Ducain?
Rey: I stole it. From Unkar Plutt. He stole it from the Irving Boys, who stole it from Ducain.
Han: Who stole it from me! Well, you tell him that Han Solo just stole back the Millennium Falcon for good.
Burt: When I took the Cleveland uniform off two years ago I promised the missus I'd never put on another uniform again. So the roses are beautiful and, uh, I sleep better too.
Branch: Roses and sleep are two wonderful things, Burt. But sleep you can get when you're in your casket, and flowers look great on top of it. But, uh, you don't look like a dead man to me, Burt.
Colonel: You have a habit of upsetting your commander.
Ender: I find it hard to respect someone just because they outrank me, sir.
Paul: First you Raw Dog me at the store! Now you're Raw Dogging me in my office!
Liz: Would you please stop saying "Raw Dog."
Paul: I'll say whatever the hell I want.
Liz: [Turning to Jimmy] Tell him what "Raw Dog" means.
Jimmy: [Stammering] Sex without a Condom.
Paul: Alright, I'll stop saying it.
[after Rachael kills Leon]
Deckard: Shakes? Me too. I get 'em bad. It's part of the business.
Rachael: I'm not in the business... I *am* the business.
Bob: Hey, hey, hey, baby. What do you say?
Laurie: Don't say anything and we'll get along just fine.
[as the Nazis are opening the Ark]
Indiana: Marion, don't look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don't look at it, no matter what happens!
Branch: [Referring to Jackie Robinson] He's a Methodist, I'm a Methodist... And God's a Methodist; We can't go wrong.
Rachael: May I ask you a personal question?
Deckard: Sure.
Rachael: Have you ever retired a human by mistake?
Deckard: No.
Rachael: But in your position, that is a risk.
Rachael: Do you like our owl?
Deckard: It's artificial?
Rachael: Of course it is.
Deckard: Must be expensive.
Rachael: Very.
Rachael: I'm Rachael.
Deckard: Deckard.
Rachael: It seems you feel our work is not a benefit to the public.
Deckard: Replicants are like any other machine - they're either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit, it's not my problem.
[last lines]
Indiana: Anything can happen. It's a long way to Delhi.
Willie: No, thanks. No more adventures with you, Dr. Jones.
Indiana: Sweetheart, after all the fun we've had together?
Willie: If you think I'm going to Delhi with you, or anyplace else after all the trouble you've gotten me into, think again, buster! I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits! This is NOT my idea of a swell time!
[to native]
Willie: Excuse me, sir. I need a guide to Delhi. If you could...
[Indy snaps his whip around Willie's waist and pulls her back]
Willie: Oh...
Short: Very funny. Very funny.
[Indy and Willie start to kiss]
Short: Uh-oh!
F: Sir, pull up! You've got one on your tail.
President: Get him off my tail!
F: Missile away. Air Force One. Break left and climb!
Major: Sir, we've lost countermeasures.
F: This is Halo-2. They've lost countermeasures. I'm going in.
[takes the missile for Air Force One]
[after Jackie smashes his bat in the dugout tunnel, Rickey approaches him]
Jackie: The next white son of a bitch who opens his mouth, I'll smash his goddamn teeth in.
Branch: You can't, Jackie. You know it.
Jackie: I'm supposed to let this go on?
Branch: These men have to live with themselves...
Jackie: I have to live with myself, too! And right now I'm living a sermon out there.
Branch: You don't matter right now, Jack. You're in this thing. You don't have the right to pull out from the backing of people who believe in you, respect you and who need you.
Jackie: Is that so?
Branch: If you fight, they won't say Chapman forced you to; they'll just say that you're over your head. That you belong where you are.
Jackie: Do you know what it's like, having someone do this to you?
Branch: No. No. You do. You're the one living the sermon. In the wilderness. Forty days. All of it. Only you.
Jackie: And not a damn thing I can do about it.
Branch: Of course there is! You can stand up and hit! You can get on base and you can score! You can win this game for us! We need you! Everyone needs you.
[the players are moving above]
Jackie: They're taking the field.
Branch: Who's playing first?
Jackie: [beat] I'm gonna need a new bat.
[talking about how they both slept with the same woman]
Indiana: It's disgraceful, you're old enough to be her... her grandfather.
Professor: Well, I'm as human as the next man.
Indiana: I *was* the next man.
Professor: Oh... ships that pass in the night.
[last lines]
Marion: Hey, what happened? You don't look very happy.
Indiana: Fools. Bureaucratic fools!
Marion: What'd they say?
Indiana: They don't know what they've got there.
Marion: Well, I know what I've got here. Come on. I'll buy you a drink. You know, a drink?
Indiana: [Selecting the plainest cup in the Grail Chamber] ... THAT'S the cup of a carpenter.
Grail: You have chosen... wisely. But, beware: the Grail cannot pass beyond the Great Seal. That is the boundry, and the price, of immortality.
[Indiana slips and nearly falls into the abyss, but Henry grabs his hand]
Professor: Junior, give me your other hand! I can't hold on!
Indiana: [reaching for the Grail] I can get it. I can almost reach it, Dad...
Professor: Indiana.
[surprised, Indy looks up at his father]
Professor: Indiana... let it go.
Han: You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake, well, this could be it, sweetheart.
Princess: I take it back.
Indiana: Willie, Willie, Willie. What kind of a name is that? Is it short for something?
Willie: Willie is my professional name, Indiana.
Short: Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Jones!
Indiana: *My* professional name.
[about to be cooked alive by the Ewoks]
Han: I have a really bad feeling about this.
President: You're not here for this, you want something. What is it?
Ivan: I want Radek.
President: How can I do that, I can't do that!
Ivan: Then you die the three of you.
President: I'll do anything to save my family DON'T ASK ME FOR SOMETHING I CAN'T GIVE!
Ivan: The most powerful man on the earth, and there certain things you cannot do. This is very curious, stop with your fuckin' LIES!
Han: Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!
Tyrell: Is this to be an empathy test? Capillary dilation of the so-called blush response? Fluctuation of the pupil. Involuntary dilation of the iris...
Deckard: We call it Voight-Kampff for short.
Kazim: Ask yourself, why do you seek the Cup of Christ? Is it for His glory, or for yours?
Indiana: I didn't come for the Cup of Christ. I came to find my father.
Kazim: In that case, God be with you in your quest.
Sallah: Indy, you have no time. If you still want the ark, it is being loaded onto a truck for Cairo.
Indiana: Truck? What truck?
Indiana: [Indy's first lines] This is it... This is where Forrestal cashed in.
Satipo: A friend of yours?
Indiana: A competitor... he was good. He was very good.
Luke: Vader's on that ship.
Han: Now don't get jittery, Luke. There are a lot of command ships. Keep your distance, though, Chewie, but don't *look* like you're trying to keeping your distance.
[Chewie barks a question]
Han: *I* don't know. Fly casual.
Han: 3PO. You tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth, he'll get no such pleasure from us.
[to Chewbacca]
Han: Right?
Brian: Oh my God, these kids look so young!
Paul: At our age, everybody looks young.
Brian: 'Our' age? We are not peers!
Willie: There are two dead people in here!
Indiana: There's gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!
Indiana: [of Indy's new lover] How did you know she was a Nazi? How did you know she was a Nazi?
Professor: She talks in her sleep.
Indiana: [noticing a giant group of ants] Siafu.
Mutt: What?
Indiana: Big damn ants! Go!
Indiana: Wear your jewels to bed Princess?
Willie: Yeah... and nothing else. Shock you?
Indiana: Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.
Marion: You're not the man I knew ten years ago.
Indiana: It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.
Major: Doctor Jones, we've heard a lot about you.
Indiana: Have you?
Major: Professor of Archeology, expert on the occult, and how does one say it... obtainer of rare antiquities.
Indiana: That's one way of saying it. Why don't you sit down, you'll be more comfortable.
Colonel: Yes, you're a man of many talents.
Major: Now, you studied under Professor Ravenwood at the University of Chicago.
Indiana: Yes, I did.
Major: You have no idea of his present whereabouts?
Indiana: Only rumors, really. Somewhere in Asia, I think. I haven't really spoken to him in ten years. We were friends once, but we had a bit of a falling out, I'm afraid.
Colonel: Now, Doctor Jones, you must understand that this is all completely confidential.
Indiana: I understand.
Colonel: Yesterday afternoon, our European section intercepted a German communique that was sent from Cairo to Berlin.
Major: You see, for the last two years, the Nazis have had teams of archaeologists running around the world looking for all sorts of religious artifacts. Hitler's a nut on the subject. He's crazy. He's obsessed with the occult. And right now, apparently, there is some kind of German archaeological dig going on in the desert outside Cairo.
Colonel: Now, we have some information here, but we can't make anything out of it and maybe you can. "Tanis development proceeding. Acquire headpiece, Staff of Ra, Abner Ravenwood, US."
Indiana: The Nazis have discovered Tanis!
Major: Now just what does that mean to you... 'Tanis'?
Indiana: Tanis is one of the possible resting places of the Lost Ark.
Colonel: The Lost Ark?
Indiana: Yeah, the Ark of the Covenant. The chest the Hebrews used to carry the Ten Commandments around in.
Major: Alright now, what do you mean the Ten Commandments, you're talking about THE Ten Commandments?
Indiana: Yes, the actual Ten Commandments. The original stone tablets that Moses brought down out of Mount Horeb and smashed, if you believe in that sort of thing. Didn't you guys ever go to Sunday School? Look, the Hebrews took the broken pieces and put them into the Ark. When they settled in Canaan, they put the Ark in a place called The Temple of Solomon, where it stayed for many years, till all of a sudden... whoosh, it was gone.
Major: Where?
Indiana: Nobody knows where or when.
- Wait!
- Wait for me! Wait! Stop!
- How typical.
Han: Come on.
Han: Hurry up, goldenrod.
- You're gonna be a permanent resident.
C: Wait! Wait!
[Col. Graff is taking Valentine to see Ender]
Valentine: Come on. You just want him to re-enlist.
Colonel: I want him to save lives.
Valentine: And what about his life?
Indiana: Where'd they go? Space?
Professor: Not into space. Into the space between spaces.
Branch: Roses and sleep are two wonderful things, Burt. Sleep, you can get when you're in your casket, and flowers look great on top of it. But you don't look like a dead man to me, Burt.
Indiana: I can only say I'm sorry so many times.
Marion: Well, say it again anyway!
Indiana: Sorry.
Sallah: Indy, there is something that troubles me.
Indiana: What is it?
Sallah: The Ark. If it is there, at Tanis, then it is something that man was not meant to disturb. Death has always surrounded it. It is not of this earth.
Mac: You're lucky I turned up, Jonesey. Dovchenko there wanted to blow your brains out. That's the third time I saved your life.
Indiana: Unshackle me. I'll give you a big hug.
[Phillips is talking Marshall through dumping fuel with the avionics panel]
Phillips,: Hold on, just let me double-check, sir...
President: Oh, for Christ's sakes, man, hurry up!
Phillips,: Sir, if you get the wrong wire, you'll cut the engine feeds, and the plane will crash.
President: Then we don't want to get the wrong wire, do we?
Han: Chewie!
- Chewie?
- Chewie!
- All right! Don't lose your temper.
- I'll come right back and give you a hand.
Mutt: [as Indy sinks in a dry sandpit, he is passed a long snake] Grab on. Grab it.
Mutt: Just grab it, Indy.
Mutt: It's a rat snake!
Indiana: Rat snakes aren't that big.
Mutt: Well, this one is, all right? It's not even poisonous. Now grab on!
Indiana: Go get something else.
Mutt: Like what?
Indiana: Like a rope or something.
Mutt: There's no Sears and Roebuck here! Grab the snake!
[Indy sinks further down]
Indiana: Maybe I can touch the bottom with my feet.
Marion: There's no bottom, Indy. Now grab it.
Indiana: No, no. I think I can feel it with my feet.
Mutt: Grab the snake!
Indiana: Stop calling it that!
Mutt: It's a snake! What do you want me to call it?
Indiana: Say "rope."
Mutt: What?
Indiana: Say "Grab the rope"!
Mutt: Grab the rope!
Mutt: Hold tight. It's slimy.
[Marion and Mutt pull Indy out of the sand pit]
Indiana: Get rid of that thing, will ya... son?
Mutt: [as he throws the snake to get rid of it] Afraid of snakes. You're one crazy old man.
Indiana: Kali Ma protects us! We are her children! We pledge our devotion to her with an offering of flesh... and blood!
President: Where are your chutes, guys?
Agent: We stay with the president.
President: Thank you.
[a tremor knocks Leia into Solo's arms]
Princess: Let go.
Han: Shh.
Princess: Let go, please.
Han: Don't get excited.
Princess: Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited.
Han: Sorry sweetheart. I haven't got time for anything else.
Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: Belief, Dr. Jones, is a gift you have yet to receive. My sympathies.
Indiana: Oh, I believe, sister. That's why I'm down here.
Paul: Morning. What are you guys up to?
Sean: Doing the work. Like you said.
Paul: How's that going?
Sean: It sucked donkey dick.
Paul: I just told my daughter about the Parkinson's.
Sean: How did it go?
Paul: Well, she's flying down here next week to make sure I get the best possible care. So it's kinda donkey dick-ish.
C: I do believe they think I am some sort of god.
Han: Well, why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this?
C: I beg your pardon General Solo, but that just wouldn't be proper.
Han: Proper?
C: It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
Deckard: Enhance 224 to 176.
[a man's arm becomes visible]
Deckard: Enhance. Stop.
[the man's shoulder and wrist are visible]
Deckard: Move in. Stop.
[close-up of man's wrist]
Deckard: Pull out, track right. Stop.
[writing is visible]
Deckard: Center and pull back. Stop.
[arm and door are visible]
Deckard: Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.
[doorway and mirror are visible]
Deckard: Enhance 34 to 36.
[dresser top is visible]
Deckard: Pan right or-and pull back. Stop.
[mirror is visible]
Deckard: Enhance 34 to 46.
[blurred white object in mirror becomes visible]
Deckard: Pull back. Wait a minute. Go right. Stop.
[Zhora's arm becomes visible]
Deckard: Enhance 57 to 19. Track 45 left. Stop.
[Zhora is visible]
Deckard: Enhance 15 to 23.
[marks on Zhora's face become visible]
Deckard: Gimme a hard copy right there.
Deckard: She's a replicant, isn't she?
Tyrell: I'm impressed. How many questions does it usually take to spot them?
Deckard: I don't get it, Tyrell.
Tyrell: How many questions?
Deckard: Twenty, thirty, cross-referenced.
Tyrell: It took more than a hundred for Rachael, didn't it?
Deckard: [realizing Rachael believes she's human] She doesn't know.
Tyrell: She's beginning to suspect, I think.
Deckard: Suspect? How can it not know what it is?
Elsa: [to Indy] I'll never forget how vonderful it vas.
Professor: Why thank you. It was rather wonderful.
Elsa: [kisses Indy, sucks on his lower lip] Zat's how Austrians say goodbye.
Colonel: Und zis is how ve zay goodbye in Germany, Dr. Jones.
[punches Indy with the head of his cane; Indy's head smacks into Henry's behind him]
Indiana: I liked the Austrian way better.
Professor: So did I.
Indiana: THERE'S A BIG SNAKE IN THE PLANE, JOCK!
Jock: Oh, that's just my pet snake Reggie!
Indiana: I HATE SNAKES, JOCK! I HATE 'EM!
Jock: Come on! Show a little backbone, will ya!
Grace: She couldn't stay your little girl forever Jim.
President: I know. But I was hoping she could wait until she was 14 or 15... or 50.
Han: Together again, huh?
Luke: Wouldn't miss it.
Han: How we doin'?
Luke: Same as always.
Han: That bad, huh?
Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: This warehouse is where you and your government have hidden all of your secrets, yes?
Indiana: This is a military warehouse. I've never been here before in my life.
Finn: [while holding Phasma at gunpoint] You remember me?
Captain: FN-2187.
Finn: Not anymore. The name's Finn and I'm in charge. I'm in charge now, Phasma. I'm in charge.
Han: [to Finn] Bring it down. Bring it down.
Ender: Sir, you made them hate me
Colonel: I told them you were the best, we need a Julius Caesar, a Napoleon.
Major: We were hoping that would be you.
Ender: Caesar was assassinated by the people he trusted.
Major: And Napoleon lost in the end.
Colonel: Not before he conquered the known world... dismissed!
Mutt: You know, for an old man you ain't bad in a fight.
Indiana: Thanks.
Mutt: What are you, like, 80?
Han: Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Where?
[Han turns around and knocks Boba into the Sarlaac pit]
Willie: Oh, no. Oh, no. Mister! Oh, mister, wake up, please.
Short: You call him Dr. Jones, doll.
Willie: Okay. Dr Jones. Dr. Jones. Oh, wake up, please.
Indiana: Are we there already? Good.
Willie: No. No one's flying the plane! They've all gone. You know how to fly, don't you?
Indiana: No. Do you? How hard can it be?
President: Peace isn't merely the absence of conflict, but the presence of justice.
Indiana: So what are you, a triple agent?
Mac: Nah, I just lied about being a double.
President: [to Korshunov just before he knocks him off the back of Air Force One] Get off my plane!
Rachael: What if I go north? Disappear. Would you come after me? Hunt me?
Deckard: No... No, I wouldn't. I owe you one... But somebody would.
[as Indiana Jones drinks his martini, Lao Che's henchmen laugh as he holds up a vial]
Willie: What's that?
Lao: Antidote.
Indiana: To what?
Lao: [matter-of-factly] The poison you just drank.
[laughs aloud]
[Indy triggers a hidden booby trap, which fires a poisoned dart into a stick]
Indiana: [hands Satipo the stick] Stay here.
Satipo: [shrugs] If you insist, señor.
Stormtrooper: Don't move!
[Han glances nervously at Leia... who subtly reveals the blaster hidden at her side]
Han: I love you.
Princess: [smiles] I know.
Bryant: You could learn from this guy, Gaff. He's a goddamned one-man slaughterhouse, that's what he is. Four more to go! Come on, Gaff, let's go.
Deckard: Three. There's three to go.
Bryant: There's four. That - that skin job that you V-K'ed at the Tyrell Corporation, Rachael. Disappeared. Vanished. Didn't even know she was a replicant. Something to do with a brain implant says Tyrell.
Brody: However, an Egyptian pharaoh...
Indiana: Shishak.
Brody: ...yes, invaded the city of Jerusalem round about 980 B.C., and he may have take the Ark back to the city of Tanis and hidden it in a secret chamber called The Well of Souls.
Major: [skeptically] Secret chamber?
Brody: However, about a year after the pharaoh had returned to Egypt, the city of Tanis was consumed by the desert in a sand storm which lasted a whole year. Wiped clean by the wrath of God.
Major: [turns slowly toward Col. Musgrove] Uh... huh.
Colonel: Obviously, we've come to the right men. Now you seem to know, uh, all about this Tanis, then.
Indiana: No, no, not really. Ravenwood is the real expert. Abner did the first serious work on Tanis. Collected some of its relics. It was his obsession, really. But he never found the city.
Major: Frankly, we're somewhat suspicious of Mr. Ravenwood, an American being mentioned so prominently in a secret Nazi cable.
Brody: Oh, rubbish. Ravenwood's no Nazi.
Colonel: Well, what do the Nazis want him for then?
Indiana: Well, obviously, the Nazis are looking for the headpiece to Staff of Ra and they think Abner's got it.
Major: What exactly is a headpiece to the Staff of Ra?
Indiana: Well, the staff is just a stick. I don't know, about this big. Nobody really knows for sure how high. And it's...
[turns blackboard to blank side]
Indiana: it's, uh... it's capped with an elaborate headpiece in the shape of the sun with a crystal in the center. And what you did was, you take the staff to a special room in Tanis, a map room with a miniature of the city all laid out on the floor. And if you put the staff in a certain place at a certain time of day, the sun shone through here and made beam that came down on the floor here... and gave you the exact location of the Well of the Souls.
Colonel: Where the Ark of the Covenant was kept, right?.
Indiana: That's exactly what the Nazis are looking for.
Major: Now what does this Ark look like?
Indiana: Uh... there's a picture of it right here.
[opens a book on the table]
Indiana: That's it.
[they all look at an illustration of the Hebrews devastating their enemy with the Ark]
Major: Good God!
Brody: Yes, that's just what the Hebrews thought.
Colonel: [pointing to a beam of light] Uh, now what's that supposed to be coming out of there?
Indiana: Lightning. Fire. Power of God or something.
Major: I'm beginning to understand Hitler's interest in this.
Brody: Oh, yes. The Bible speaks of the Ark leveling mountains and laying waste to entire regions. An army which carries the Ark before it... is invincible.
Han: [walks up to Kylo Ren] BEN!
Kylo: [Stops and turns around] Han Solo
[Crossing three wires blindly]
President: I'm counting on you, red, white and blue.
Indiana: [Lecturing in class] Archeology is the search for fact, not truth. If it's truth you're interested in, Dr. Tyree's Philosophy class is right down the hall.
[the students laugh]
Indiana: So forget any ideas you've got about lost cities, exotic travel, and digging up the world. We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and "X" never, ever marks the spot.
[Words he will learn to eat, upon following a series of Roman numerals through a Venetian library in order to locate a hidden passage. Said passage is marked with the Roman numeral for "10" - an "X"!]
Indiana: 70% of all archeology is done in the library. Researching. Reading. We cannot afford to take mythology at face value.
Sallah: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Junior"?
Professor: That's his name.
[points to himself]
Professor: Henry Jones...
[points to Indy]
Professor: ...Junior.
Indiana: I like "Indiana."
Professor: We named the *dog* Indiana.
Marcus: May we go home now, please?
Sallah: The dog?
[starts laughing]
Sallah: You are named after the dog? HA HA HA...!
Indiana: I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog.
Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: No defiant last words, Dr. Jones?
Indiana: I like Ike.
Dovchenko: Put down gun.
Indiana: You got it, pal.
[Drops gun, and gun fires off]
Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: [Irina has Marion and Indiana hostage] So, Dr. Jones, you will help us?
[a soldier cocks a pistol and points it at Marion's back]
Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: A simple "yes" will do.
Indiana: Oh, Marion, you had to go and get yourself kidnapped.
Marion: Not like you did any better.
Indiana: Same old, same old.
Marion: Well, Jones, at least you haven't forgotten how to show a lady a good time.
Indiana: Boy, you're something!
Marion: Yeah? I'll tell you what: until I get back my five thousand dollars, you're gonna get more than you bargained for. I'm your goddamn partner!
Mutt: [Looking at Indy and Marion] No! No, he was British! My dad was an RAF Pilot; he was a war hero; not some school teacher!
Marion: No, sweetheart! Collin was your step father. We started dating 3 months after you were born! He was a good man!
Indiana: Wait, wait, wait. Collin? As in Collin Williams? You... Ha! You married him? I introduced you!
Marion: I think you gave up your vote on who I married, when you decided to break it off a week before the wedding!
Indiana: I think we both knew Marion, it wasn't gonna work!
Marion: You didn't know that! Why didn't you ever talk to me about it?
Indiana: Because we never had an argument I won!
Marion: It's not my fault if you can't keep up!
Indiana: I didn't want to hurt you!
Dovchenko: Oh, for love of God! Shut the hell up!
Marion: Didn't you ever wonder why Ox stopped writing? He hated that you ran away!
Mutt: Would you two just stop!
Indiana: Yeah, Marion! Let's not let the kid see mom and dad fight!
Mutt: You're not my dad, okay?
Indiana: You bet I am, and I've got news for you; you're gonna go back and finish school!
Mutt: Really! What happened to "There's not a damn thing wrong with it, kid, don't let anybody else tell you any different"? You don't remember saying that!
Indiana: That was before I was your father!
Mutt: You're not my father!
Marion: [Dovchenko gets up] Oh yes, he is your father!
Indiana: You should've told me about the kid, Marion; I had a right to know!
Marion: [Dovchenko gags Marion's mouth] You vanished, after that!
Indiana: I wrote!
Marion: [muffled by the gag] A year later! By then, Mutt was born, and I was married!
Indiana: Why are you bothering to tell me now?
Marion: Because I thought we were gonna die!
Indiana: Not yet!
[Indy and Mutt start kicking Dovchenko until he falls over]
Mutt: [Mutt empties his knife out of his shoe and throws it to Indy, and it lands on Indy's shoulder and drops to Indy's hand] Got it?
[hears a rip]
Mutt: Oh shit!
[Indy cuts himself loose, then Mutt]
Marion: [Indy goes over to Marion. She lifts her head, requesting he pull the gag out. He pulls the gag out of her mouth and begins to cut the ropes binding her hands] I'm sure I wasn't the only one moving on with my life, there must have been plenty of women for you over the years.
Indiana: There were a few. But they all had the same problem.
Marion: Oh yeah, what's that?
Indiana: [rips a hole in the roof to climb through] They weren't you, honey.
[He climbs out of the truck]
Willie: Aren't you gonna introduce us?
Lao: This is Willie Scott; this is Indiana Jones, a famous archaeologist.
Willie: Well I always thought that archaeologists were always funny little men searching for their mommies.
Indiana: Mummies.
[Han answers the intercom after comandeering an attack station]
Han: [1:15:22] Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.
Voice: What happened?
Han: [getting nervous] Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
Voice: We're sending a squad up.
Han: Uh, uh... negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.
Voice: Who is this? What's your operating number?
Han: Uh...
[Han shoots the intercom]
Han: [muttering] Boring conversation anyway. LUKE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY!
[Indiana needs his bullwhip to swing across a chasm]
Indiana: Give me the whip.
Satipo: Throw me the idol.
[they both see a stone door closing]
Satipo: No time to argue! Throw me the idol, I'll throw you the whip!
Indiana: [throws the idol] Give me the whip!
Satipo: [drops the whip] Adiós, señor.
Mack: What are you... Finnish?
Ron: Oddly enough I'm... hundred percent full-blown Mexican. From the state of Oaxaca.
Veronica: No, you're not, honey.
Ron: [shrugs]
President: Did you hear my speech?
Grace: Yeah.
President: Yeah?
Grace: You're gonna get yourself re-elected.
President: That's what I keep telling them.
Colonel: Your mission is to proceed up the Nung River in a Navy patrol boat. Pick up Colonel Kurtz's path at Nu Mung Ba, follow it and learn what you can along the way. When you find the Colonel, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and terminate the Colonel's command.
Willard: Terminate the Colonel?
General: He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still in the field commanding troops.
Civilian: Terminate with extreme prejudice.
Colonel: You understand, Captain, that this mission does not exist, nor will it ever exist.
[Indy has untied a boat as a diversion for the Nazis]
Indiana: Come on, Dad! Come on!
Professor: What about the boat? We're not going on the boat?
Han: Ben!
Kylo: Han Solo. I've been waiting for this day for a long time.
Han: Take off that mask. You don't need it.
Kylo: What do you think you'll see if I do?
Han: The face of my son.
Kylo: Your son is gone. He was weak and foolish like his father, so I destroyed him.
Han: That's what Snoke wants you to believe, but it's not true. My son is alive.
Kylo: No. The Supreme Leader is wise.
Han: Snoke is using you for your power. When he gets what he wants, he'll crush you. You know it's true.
Kylo: It's too late.
Han: No, it's not. Leave here with me. Come home. We miss you.
Kylo: I'm being torn apart. I want to be free of this pain. I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it. Will you help me?
Han: Yes. Anything.
Finn: [asking about Phasma] What should we do with her?
Han: Is there a garbage chute... or trash compactor?
Deckard: Do you love me?
Rachael: I love you.
Deckard: Do you trust me?
Rachael: I trust you.
Finn: We came back for you.
[Chewie says something]
Finn: What'd he say?
Rey: That it was your idea.
[Rey hugs Finn]
Rey: Thank you.
Finn: How did you get away?
Rey: I can't explain it. And you wouldn't believe it.
Han: Escape now, hug later.
[after getting dumped into a pond]
Willie: [crying] I was happy in Shanghai! I had a little house, and a garden! My friends were rich, we went to parties all the time in limousines! I *hate* being outside!
[Willie angrily splashes the water]
Willie: [gasps] I'm a singer! I could lose my voice!
Indiana: I think we'll camp here tonight.
Rey: Are you offering me a job?
Han: I wouldn't be nice to you. Doesn't pay much.
Rey: You're offering me a job.
Han: I'm thinking about it.
Indiana: Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?
Han: Chewie and I'll take care of this, you stay here.
Luke: *Quietly*. There may be more of them out there.
Han: Hey, it's me.
President: [after seeing an enemy plane being blown up] HAHAHA. The good guys are here.
Bryant: They jumped a shuttle off-world, killed the crew and passengers. We found the shuttle drifting off the coast two weeks ago, so we know they're around.
Deckard: Embarrassing.
Bryant: No sir. Not embarrassing, because no one's ever going to find out they're down here. 'Cause you're gonna spot 'em and you're gonna air 'em out!
Deckard: I don't work here anymore. Give it to Holden. He's good.
Bryant: I did. He can breathe okay, as long as nobody unplugs him.
Indiana: It's okay, kid. It's me.
Indiana: [trapped on a rope bridge] Shorty!
[Indy shouts to Shorty in Chinese. Short Round, wide-eyed, nods and wraps a rope around his arm]
Short: Hang on lady, we going for a ride!
[Indy raises his sword, and Willie realizes]
Willie: Oh my god! Oh my God... Oh my God... Oh my God!
[wraps a rope around her arm]
Willie: Is he nuts?
Short: He no nuts. He's crazy!
Indiana: Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali... in hell!
[starts to cut the bridge with his sword]
Mola: NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! YOU FOOL!
[the rope bridge falls apart, sending Thugs to their deaths in the crocodile-infested river below]
Short: Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing!
Indiana: Short Round, step on it.
Short: Okey dokey, Dr. Jones.
[turns his cap around]
Short: Hold on to your potatoes!
Willie: For crying out loud, there's a *kid* driving the car!
Indiana: [after hearing a siren] Oh, that can't be good.
Speaker: All personnel, it is now one minute to zero time. Put on goggles or turn away. Do not remove goggles or face burst until ten seconds after first light.
Indiana: Oh, that can't be good at all.
[Russians searching for Jones hear the siren and hop into their vehicle; Jones tries to get their attention]
Indiana: Wait! Wait, wait, wait! Wait! Stop!
[the Russians drive off]
Indiana: Sure, great! Don't wait for me!
Speaker: Minus fifteen seconds.
[Jones runs back into the house he entered, searching desperately for a way to take shelter]
Speaker: Minus ten seconds. Niner, eight, seven, six, fiver, four, three, two, one, zero.
[at the last second, Jones empties the contents of a refrigerator and climbs into it]
[cutting between Indiana and Willie's rooms]
Indiana: "Palace slave"...
Willie: "Nocturnal activities"...
Indiana: *I'm* a conceited ape?
Willie: "I'll tell you in the morning"...
Indiana: I can't believe this.
Willie: He's not coming.
Indiana: She's not coming.
[pause]
Indiana: I can't believe I'm not going.
Bob: Hey, you know a guy around here with a piss yellow deuce coupe, supposed to be hot stuff?
Terry: You mean John Milner?
[Falfa nods slowly]
Terry: Hey, nobody can beat him, man. He's got the fastest...
Bob: [cutting him off] I ain't nobody, dork! Right?
Terry: [intimidated] Uh... right.
Bob: Hey, you see this Milner, you tell him I'm lookin' for him, huh? Tell him I aim to blow his ass right off the road.
Gaff: Monsieur, azonnal kövessen engem, bitte!
[Deckard gestures to Sushi Master for translation]
Sushi: He say you under arrest, Mister Deckard.
Deckard: Got the wrong guy, pal.
Gaff: Lófaszt! Nehogy már! Te vagy a Blade, Blade Runner!
Sushi: He say you blade runner.
Deckard: Tell him I'm eating.
Gaff: Captain Bryant toka. Meni-o mae-yo.
Deckard: Bryant, huh?
Princess: You're not actually going IN to an asteroid field?
Han: They'd be crazy to follow us, wouldn't they?
Belloq: You and I are very much alike. Archeology is our religion, yet we have both fallen from the pure faith. Our methods have not differed as much as you pretend. I am but a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me. To push you out of the light.
Indiana: Now you're getting nasty.
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