The Best Christa Miller Quotes

Sean: Come on. I know when to walk away way more than you do.
Liz: I know. It's not my strong suit.

Paul: First you Raw Dog me at the store! Now you're Raw Dogging me in my office!
Liz: Would you please stop saying "Raw Dog."
Paul: I'll say whatever the hell I want.
Liz: [Turning to Jimmy] Tell him what "Raw Dog" means.
Jimmy: [Stammering] Sex without a Condom.
Paul: Alright, I'll stop saying it.

Derek: You need me over here, babe?
Liz: No.
Derek: Oh good. Hey, Jimmy!
Jimmy: Hey, Derek!
Derek: Hey, Pam!
Pam: Hey!
Liz: No, there's no 'Hey, Pam.' We don't like Pam.
Derek: Got it. Eat a dick, Pam!
Sean: I like that guy!

Ellie: [to Laurie] Dear God, your dress is so short I can see your IUD!

Jules: In one of our friend talks he told me she is not even on the pill... Condoms break all the time!
Laurie: Especially if there's piercing involved!
Ellie: Stop,I'm begging you

Ellie: I understand we have a, uh, felony break in and a body in the closet. Is that correct? All right. Do what I say, and we'll get through this. Jelly Bean, find that damn purse. We can still prove she's a gold digger. Jules, get a rag, wipe the place down- tables, door knobs, anything you may have touched. Get to work.
Jules: A "please" would be nice.
Ellie: Come again?
Jules: I said a "please" would be nice.
Ellie: Get it straight, buster. I'm not here to say "please." I'm here to tell you what to do. If my help's not appreciated, best of luck, lady.
Jules: No, no. I-I'm sorry, Miss Ellie.

Derek: You ever look at this tree? Her graceful trunk, her sturdy limbs... she's beautiful.
Liz: Derek, do you wanna fuck that tree?
Derek: I don't think it's legal.
Liz: Please tell me that's not what's stopping you.

Lieutenant: Mrs. Lansing, your husband was murdered.
Amy: Well, that doesn't make any sense.
Lieutenant: Maybe not now, but it will.