The Best Capt. Gibbon Quotes

Capt. Gibbon: [noting Columbo's raincoat] O-o-oh, tell me, Lieutenant... um... do you expect inclement weather in the Mexican waters?
Lt. Columbo: No, they tell me the weather down there's great this time of the year.

Capt. Gibbon: [to Columbo] Lieutenant, on the high seas we don't ask - I order!