The Best Chad Cooper Quotes

Alan: [thinking of the animal on his doorstep] If you wanted to get hold of a dead goat on an hour's notice, where would you go?
Chad: To a psychiatrist.

Chad: Leveling and drainage have already been started, as well as some preliminary work on the dam itself. Now our time of completion will have to be upped by about three to six months but this shouldn't affect our general cost more than a few thousand dollars in either direction.