The Best Don Keefer Quotes

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Zubin: Mr. Benton, the government takes no responsibility for the actions of Colonel Varsh. Nevertheless, on its behalf, I offer you an apology.
Daniel: Thank you, Your Honor.
Zubin: All charges against you are dismissed.
Rollin: Congratulations, Mr. Benton.
Daniel: Thank you very much.

Dan: You monster, you. You dirty little monster. You murderer. You think about me. Go ahead, Anthony. You think bad thoughts about me. And maybe some man in this room, some man with guts, somebody who's so sick to death of living in a place like this, and is willing to take a chance, will sneak up behind you and lay something heavy across your skull, and end this once and for all...
Anthony: You're a bad man! You're a very bad man!
Dan: You think that. Go ahead, Anthony. I'm a very bad man! Keep thinking that! Somebody sneak up behind him! Somebody end this now while he's thinking about me! Won't somebody take a lamp or a bottle or something and END THIS?

Lt. Columbo: You're gonna work... do an autopsy, aren't you?
Deputy: We have to, Lieutenant, it's routine. Remember? Or maybe you've forgotten.