The Best Chan Quotes

Chan: Real life is fine for people who can't do any better.

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Gatsby: How did I know you'd be here?
Chan: You didn't think I was going to blow this moment did you?
Gatsby: What about the skin doctor?
Chan: Very handsome. Very Rich, and very clever, but I'm here.
Gatsby: For a kisser, there's a maximum of an eight?
Chan: It's fall. By spring I'll have you up to ten.

Chan: Listen, Gatsby, let me tell you, you only live once. But once is enough if you find the right person.