The Best Ashleigh Quotes

Roland: [during his interview with a clueless college reporter] Would you like a scoop?
Ashleigh: [hesitantly] Of what?

Gatsby: I need a carbon monoxide to survive.
Ashleigh: What are you talking about?
Gatsby: We are two different creatures, right? You like the sound of crickets and I like the rattle of the taxies. You blosom in the sun and me, I come into my own under grey skies.

Ashleigh: I shouldn't imbibe so copiously. Alcohol plays havoc on my cerebral neurons .

Ashleigh: He's unusual. Quaint. That's the word I would use to describe Gatsby: quaint. He's exotic. Searching, shall we say, for his romantic dream from a vanished age.

Ashleigh: You're a free creative spirit, like Van Gogh, Rothko or Virginia Wolf. Of course, they all committed suicide.
Roland: It's a very sweet thing to say, Ashleigh.

Ashleigh: -Oh my God, you're Francisco Vega!
Francisco: -Is that good or bad?
Ashleigh: -My roommate thinks you're the best thing to come along since the morning-after pill.