The Best Ted Davidoff Quotes

Ted: Well, he's not at the hotel, and he didn't show up for the press interview. So, he's wallowing in self loathing somewhere drinking Courvoisier thinking up new ways to screw up our work.

Connie: You know, this isn't about sex.
Ted: It's always about sex. Everything's about sex.
Connie: Alright.
Ted: The economy's about sex.