Top 100 Quotes From Jude Law

Albus: The time's coming, Newt... when you're going to have to pick a side.

Alexei: It would be a sin to help you destroy yourself.

Dan: You love her like a dog loves its owner.
Larry: And the owner loves the dog for so doing.
Dan: You'll hurt her. You'll never forgive her.
Larry: Of course I'll forgive her. I *have* forgiven her. Without forgiveness we're savages. You're drowning.

Alexei: [Anna is in bed. Alexie Karenin is getting ready for bed. Anna listens apprehensively to the little noises of Karenin's pre-coital preparations] ... not that I care for decorations but...
Anna: Alexei... I can't... I'm sorry... But I'm his wife now. I am having his child.

Dr. John Watson: Oh, how I've missed you, Holmes.
Sherlock: Have you? Why? I've barely noticed your absence.

Albus: Leta, I know how painful the rumors about your brother Corvus must be for you.
Leta: No, you don't. Not unless you had a brother who died too.
Albus: In my case, it was my sister.
Leta: Did you love her?
Albus: Not as well as I should have done. It's not too late to free yourself. Confession is a relief, I'm told, a great weight lifted. Regret is my constant companion. Do not let it become yours.

Albus: I take it you've heard to rumors. Grindelwald had a vision that he would rise to dominance over the Wizarding world.
Newt: So you're asking me to help hunt him down.

[from trailer]
Albus: [to Newt] I can't move against Grindelwald. It has to be you.

Torquil: You and Grindelwald were as close as brothers.
Albus: Oh, we were closer than brothers.

[Hook stumbles on his ship, and falls...]
Peter: [holds onto Hook's hook] Gotcha! James, just think a happy thought!
Captain: Peter... I haven't got any.
[falls into the sea, leaving Peter holding the hook]

Alan: You wait. A few days, this will be tweeted and YouTubed...
Lorraine: We don't wanna be the paper that cries wolf.
Alan: All over the planet.

Albus: You know what this is, of course.
Theseus: Newt had it in Paris. I can't say I have much experience with such things, but it looks to me to be a blood troth.
Albus: That would be correct.
Theseus: And whose blood is contained within?
Albus: Mine. And Grindelwald's.
Theseus: I'm assuming that's why you can't move against him?
Albus: Yes. Nor he against me.
Theseus: Can I ask, what would possess you to make such a thing?
Albus: Love. Arrogance. Naivete. Pick your poison. We were young, we were going to transform the world. This ensured that we would, even if one of us had a change of heart.
Theseus: And what would happen if you were to fight him?
Albus: [holding it up to eye level] It's really quite beautiful, you have to admit. Were I even to think about defying it...
[the pendant hums and flies off the chain, carving its way up a stone wall; as Dumbledore tries to control it with his wand, the chain around his arm begins to tighten]
Albus: It knows, you see.
Newt: Albus.
Albus: It senses the betrayal in my heart.
Newt: Albus.
[the chain tightens around Dumbledore's throat]
Newt: Albus.
Albus: [as he calms down, the pendant flies back to his hand] That would be the least of it. Young man's magic, but as you can see, powerful magic. It can't be undone.

Albus: Muggles are not lesser. Not disposable.

Albus: [the Qilin selects him for the International Confederation of Wizards] I'm honored. But just as two of you were born that night, there's another here, equally worthy. I'm certain of it.

Marge: [referring to Tom] I like him.
Dickie: Marge, you like everybody.
Marge: [teasing] I don't like you.

Dr. John Watson: [Sherlock holds out his hand towards Watson] I thought you'd never ask.
[Watson and Holmes start to dance together]

Alexei: What did I do to deserve this?

Tom: [imitating Dickie's father] "Oh yes, Jazz... it's just insolent noise."
Dickie: I feel like he's here. Horrible. Like the old bastard is here right now!
[pause in disbelief, Dickie moves in to hold Tom's hand]
Dickie: Brilliant. How do you know him ?

Dickie: Now you'll find out why Ms. Sherwood shows up for breakfast, Tom. It's not love, it's my coffee machine.

Alan: It's a bad day to be a rhesus monkey.

Torquil: I have some questions for you, Professor.
Albus: This is a surprise.
Torquil: There's a rumor that Newt Scamander is headed to Paris. I know he's working under your orders. What do you have to say for yourself, Dumbledore?
Albus: If you'd ever had the pleasure to teach him... you'd know Newt is not a great follower of orders.

Dan: When I get back, please tell me the truth.
Alice: Why?
Dan: Because I'm addicted to it. Because without it, we're animals. Trust me.

Dan: What's so great about the truth? Try lying for a change, it's the currency of the world.

Albus: Funny how historic days seem so ordinary when you're living them. Well, perhaps that's what happens when the world gets things right. It's jolly nice to know it happens occasionally.

Alexei: You begged me for my forgiveness.
Anna: But I didn't die and now I have to live with it.

Dr. John Watson: How did you know I would find you?
Sherlock: You didn't find me. You collapsed a building on me.

Anna: Love bores you.
Dan: No, it disappoints me.

Torquil: Now, it pains me to say it, because-well, I don't like you-but, you are the only wizard who is his equal. I need you to fight him.
Albus: I can't.
Torquil: Because of this?
[shows moving pictures of teenage Dumbledore and teenage Grindelwald]
Torquil: You and Grindelwald were as close as brothers.
Albus: Oh we were closer than brothers.

Tom: Nothing is more naked than your handwriting. See how nothing's quite touching the line? That's vanity.
Dickie: Well, we certainly know that that's true.

Dickie: We're all only children. What does that mean?
Tom: It means we've never shared a bath. I'm cold, can I get in?
Dickie: No.
Tom: I didn't mean with you in it.
Dickie: Okay, get in. I'm like a prune anyway.

Dan: It's not safe out there.
Alice: Oh, and it's safe in here?

Alan: This is entrapment. You can't take my blood. You can't, that's my property.

Peter: Dark and sinister man, prepare to meet thy doom!
Captain: Proud and insolent youth, have at thee!

Captain: [to Mr. Smee] Execute Order 66.

[from trailer]
Albus: Do you know why I admire you, Newt? You do not seek power. You simply ask, "Is a thing... right?"

Mary: I miss him too, in my own way.
Dr. John Watson: He would have wanted us to go to Brighton.
Mary: He would have wanted to come with us.

Alexei: I must warn you about something!
Anna: Warn me?
Alexei: You may, by indiscretion, give the world occasion to talk about you.

Albus: Thank you.
Waitress: Would you like something else?
Albus: No. No, no, not just yet. I'm waiting. I'm expecting someone.
Gellert: Would this be one of your regular haunts?
Albus: I don't have any regular haunts.
Gellert: Let me see it. Sometimes I imagine I still feel it around my neck. i carried it for so many years. How does it feel around yours?
Albus: We can free each other of it.
Gellert: Love to chatter, don't they, our Muggle friends. Though one must admit, they make a good cup of tea.
Albus: What you're doing is madness.
Gellert: It's what we said we'd do.
Albus: I was young. I was...
Gellert: Committed. To me. To us.
Albus: No. I went along because...
Gellert: Because?
Albus: Because I was in love with you.
Gellert: Yes. But that's not why you went along. It was you who said we could reshape the world. That is was our birthright.
Gellert: Can you smelli it? The stench.
Gellert: Do you really intend to turn your back on your own kind? For these animals?
Gellert: With or without you, I'll burn down their world, Albus.
Gellert: There's nothing you can do to stop me.
Gellert: Enjoy your cup of tea.

Hugo's: A keyhole in the shape of a heart. Unfortunately, we don't have the key.

Dr. John Watson: I'm on my honeymoon!
[Watson kicks Holmes on the bum]
Dr. John Watson: Why did you lead them here! Why did you involve us?
Sherlock: They're not here for me they are here for you! Fortunately... so am I.

[last lines]
Dr. John Watson: [upon receiving the oxygen mask as an indication that Holmes may be alive] Mary? Who delivered this parcel?
Mary: [offscreen] The postman.
Dr. John Watson: [as he leaves the room] The usual chap or... did he look peculiar?

Alice: Is it because she's successful?
Dan: No. It's because... she doesn't need me.

Albus: [revealing that his blood pact with Grindelwald has been broken] Remarkable.
Newt: But how? I-I thought you couldn't move against one another.
Albus: We didn't. He sought to kill, I sought to protect. Our spells met. Let's call it fate. After all, how else will we fulfill our destinies?

Bradley: [Points at Aldo] Is he dangerous?
Susan: Only if you have boobs.

Dickie: I could fuck this ice box, I love it so much.

Alice: [in the emergency room] Are we in for a long wait?
Dan: [indicating an old woman] She was 21 when she came in.

Dan: I'll always love you. I hate hurting you.
Alice: Then why are you?

Marge: Tom was telling me about his journey over. Made me laugh so hard I almost got a nosebleed.
Dickie: Is that good?
Marge: Shut up.
Dickie: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm despicable. But I love you. Do you love me?

[from trailer]
Albus: [gives Newt an address in a bus] Address.
Newt: What's that?
Albus: A safe house in Paris.
Newt: Why would I need a safe house in Paris?
Albus: Should things, at some point, go terribly wrong, it's good to have a place to go. You know, for a cup of tea.

John: You can't kill us. We've done nothing wrong.
Captain: Oh, yes you have. You're doing it right now. I've found you guilty of being a child, and we can't have children... in Neverland.
Smee: Rule 44, no children in Neverland. No children in Neverland.

Alan: Tell them what an R-nought of two really means, Dr. Cheever. Teach them some math. No? I'll do it. On day 1, there were two people with it, and then there were four. And then it was 16, and you think you've got it in front of you, but next it's 256, and then it's 65,000, and it's behind you, above you, and all around you. In 30 steps, it's a billion sick. Three months. It's a math problem you can do on a napkin. And that's where we're headed.

Alan: Print media is dying, Lorraine. It's dying. I'll save you a seat on the bus.

Mrs. Hudson: Doctor, you must get him to a sanatorium. He's been on a diet of coffee, tobacco, and coca leaves. He never sleeps. I hear multiple voices as if he's rehearsing for a play...
Dr. John Watson: Leave him to me.
Sherlock: [appears next to her] Don't you have a goat that needs worming?
[goat lows]
Mrs. Hudson: Oh, how kind of you to remind me. So much to look forward to. What would I do without you?

Alice: So this man comes into the café today, and he says, "Hey waitress, what are you waiting for?"
Dan: Funny guy.
Alice: So I go, "I'm waiting for a man to come in here and fuck me sideways with a beautiful line like that."
Dan: So what did he ask for?
Alice: He asked for a cup of tea with two sugars.

Dr. Ian Sussman: Get away from here.
Alan: Where'd it come from? Military?
Dr. Ian Sussman: You're not a doctor and you're not a writer.
Alan: Yes, I am a writer. Yes, I am.
Dr. Ian Sussman: Blogging is not writing. It's graffiti with punctuation.
Alan: I am a journalist and there's informed discussion on the blogosphere that this is a biological weapon.

Alexei: I tried to save her. She chose him.

Marge: [about Tom Ripley] I like him.
Dickie: Marge, you like everybody.
Tom: [Imitating in Marge's voice] I like him.
[Imitating in Dickie's voice]
Tom: Marge, you like everybody.

[first lines]
Dr. John Watson: [voice-over] The year was 1891. Storm clouds were brewing over Europe. France and Germany were at each other's throats, the result of a series of bombings. Some said it was the Nationalists. Others, the anarchists. But as usual, my friend Sherlock Holmes, had a different theory entirely.

Alan: Now it all changes. Sussman gets anointed by the National Academy of Sciences and every pharmaceutical executive gets a hard-on. They'll be growing the virus in every lab on Earth.

Tom: First of all I know there's something. That evening when we played chess for instance it was obvious.
Dickie: What evening?
Tom: Oh sure, no, no, it's too dangerous for you to take on. Oh, no, no, we're brothers. Hey. And then you do this sordid thing with Marge. Fucking her on the boat while we all have to listen. Which was excruciating! And you follow your cock around like a - and now you're getting married! No, I'm bewildered, forgive me. You're lying to Marge and then you're getting married to her. You're knocking up Silvana. You're ruining everybody. You wanna play the sax, you wanna play the drums. What is it, Dickie? What do you actually play?
Dickie: Who are you? Huh? Some third class mooch? Who are you? Who are you to say anything to me? Who are you - to tell me anything! Actually, I really, really do not want to be on this boat with you. I can't move without you moving. It gives me the creeps.
[enraged by his on-the-fly suspicions]
Dickie: *You* give me the creeps!
Tom: You shut up!
Dickie: You can't move without, "Dickie, Dickie, Dickie." Like a little girl! All the time.
Tom: Shut up!

Captain: [duels Peter Pan] Just like old times.
Peter: All your times are old, Captain!

Freddie: Oh God! Don't you want to fuck every woman you see just once?
Dickie: Just once?
Freddie: Absolutely, once. Ciao.
Dickie: Tom Ripley. Freddie Miles.
Freddie: I mean, hey, if I'm late think what her husband's saying.
Dickie: You look gorgeous.
Freddie: As always.

Dan: Why did you fuck him?
Alice: I wanted to.
Dan: Why?
Alice: I desired him.
Dan: Why?
Alice: You weren't there!
Dan: Why him?
Alice: He asked me nicely.
Dan: You're a liar.
Alice: So?
Dan: Who are you?
Alice: I'm no one!
[Alice spits in Dan's face. Dan raises his hand to slap her]
Alice: Go on, hit me. It's what you want. come on, hit me, fucker!
[Dan slaps Alice]

Albus: Thank you, Newt.
Newt: What for?
Albus: Pick your poison. I really couldn't have done it without you.
Newt: I'd-I'd do it again, by the way. Should you ask.

Sherlock: Madam, this is a glorious hedgehog goulash. I can't remember ever having had better.
Dr. John Watson: Do tell me, when was the last time you had a hedgehog goulash?
Sherlock: I told you, Watson, I can't remember.
Dr. John Watson: [whispered] Perhaps you've repressed it.
Sherlock: [chuckles] That's where we differ. Unlike you, I repress nothing.
Dr. John Watson: Perfectly normal.
Sherlock: How dare you be rude to this women who has invited us into her tent, offered us her hedgehog?
Dr. John Watson: Says the man who throws women from trains.

Dr. John Watson: [performing CPR] I know you can hear me, you selfish bastard!

Alan: After the Spanish flu in 1918, you know, people got rich. The Vicks VapoRub people, the Lysol people, look it up. One man dies, another man makes money off his coffin. One country culls all their chickens, red meat goes into higher demand.

Young: Is it simply your last connection to that banished world - his world, if you will?
Mr. Moustafa: His world? No, I don't think so. You see, we shared a vocation, it wouldn't have been necessary. No, the hotel I keep for Agatha. We were happy here, for a little while.
Mr. Moustafa: To be frank, I think his world had vanished long before he ever entered it. But I will say, he certainly sustained the illusion with a marvelous grace.

[Peter holds a sword to Hook]
Captain: Go ahead, boy. Go ahead. But imagine a Neverland without the two of us, without our battles and wars. Without you, the fire that fuels me will go out. And without me, you'd have no choice but...
Peter: To be a real boy?
Captain: Yeah. You're going to have to learn to grow up to be a real...
Peter: I apologize!
Captain: [laughs] Apologize? For what?
Peter: For hurting you. For being a rotten friend.
[drops his sword]
Peter: I'm sorry I did what I did, Captain Hook. I'm sorry I hurt you, James.
Captain: No. No! I need you to fight!
Peter: This isn't fun anymore!
Captain: [draws his sword] It's not supposed to be fun!
Wendy: [steps in] Captain, grow up.

[first lines]
Bradley: Baccarat. Exquisite.
[throws his champagne flute to the floor]

Alan: Godzilla, King Kong, Frankenstein all in one.

Dickie: You're so white! Have you ever seen a guy so white, Marge? Grey, actually.
Tom: It's just an undercoat.
Dickie: Say again?
Tom: You know a primer.
Dickie: That's funny. Margie likes that 'cause she's so white too.
Marge: Yes, I do and you're not funny.

Albus: Do you know why I admire you, Newt?
Newt: What?
Albus: More perhaps than any man I know? You do not seek power or popularity. You simply ask, is a thing... right, in itself? And if it is, you do it no matter the cost!

[from trailer]
Sherlock: [looks at Watson's gun] Get that out of my face.
Dr. John Watson: It's not in your face; it's in my hand.
Sherlock: Get what's in your hand out of my face!

Captain: Do you know what really hurts about getting old? It's not the creaking bones, or the dashed dreams, or even the sense of death drawing ever nearer. It's knowing your best friend can stare you in the eyes, and not recognize you.
Peter: You're the one who wanted to leave!
Captain: I was a child!

Alice: How can one man be so endlessly disappointing?
Dan: That's my charm.

Tom: That ring is superb.
Marge: Oh, Tom, I love you! See?
Dickie: I had to promise, capital p, to never take it off. Otherwise I'd give it to you.
Marge: Isn't it great? I found it in Naples. I had to bargain for it for about two weeks!
Dickie: Uh, I hope it wasn't cheap, Marge?
Marge: Oh, it was!

Ted: Well, he's not at the hotel, and he didn't show up for the press interview. So, he's wallowing in self loathing somewhere drinking Courvoisier thinking up new ways to screw up our work.

[Skylight is outside the Captain's cabin]
Skylight: It's the boy, Captain. It's Peter...
[Hook shoots and breaks down the door on top of Skylight]
Captain: Never... say... his name.

Dan: What were you doing in New York?
Alice: You know...
Dan: Well no, I don't. What, were you studying?
Alice: Stripping.
Alice: [Dan looks shocked] Look at your little eyes...
Dan: I can't see my little eyes

Young: I'm scared, Professor Dumbledore.
Albus: Everyone is scared of something.
Hogwarts: Riddikulus!
Albus: [students clap] Newt, you're up next.
[Newt's Boggart takes the shape of a desk]
Albus: That's an unusual one. What Mr. Scamander fears above everything else is...
Young: Having to work in an office, sir.
[students laugh]
Albus: [smiles] Go ahead, Newt.
Young: Riddikulus!

Sherlock: [lights pipe]
Dr. John Watson: What are we doing down here?
Sherlock: *We* are waiting. *I* am smoking.

[Susan orders drones to blow up enemies and allows Fine to escape]
Bradley: Haha, close one! Nice drone work, Coop. I could kiss you!
Susan: Oh, haha, well I would accept that with an open mouth.

Dan: I saw this face, this vision; the moment you stepped into the road. It was the moment of my life.
Alice: This is the moment of your life.
Dan: You were perfect.
Alice: I still am.

Albus: Has Newt told you why you're here?
Theseus: Was he meant to?
Albus: No. As a matter of fact.
Newt: There's something that we, uh... that, uh, Dumbledore wishes to speak to you about.

[from trailer]
Albus: The world as we know it is coming undone. Things that seem unimaginable today will seem inevitable tomorrow. Should you agree to do what I ask, you'll have to trust me, even when every instinct tells you not to.

[after Holmes throws Mary off the train, Watson turns around and sees his wife gone]
Sherlock: It had to be done. She's safe now! In my own defense, I timed it perfectly-!
[Watson lunges at him and starts throttling him]
Dr. John Watson: Did you kill my wife?
Sherlock: [muffled, tries to respond]
Dr. John Watson: DID-YOU-JUST-KILL-MY-NEW-WIFE?
Sherlock: [forces Watson's hand away] Of course not!
Dr. John Watson: What do you mean? How do you know that, when you just threw her off a train?
Sherlock: I told you, I timed it perfectly!
Dr. John Watson: What does that mean?
Sherlock: Calm down!
Dr. John Watson: Explain!
Sherlock: By the time I explained, we'd both be dead!

Alice: You still fancy me?
Dan: ...Of course.
Alice: You're lying. I've been you.

Sherlock: [after they finish a short waltz] Who taught you to dance like that?
Dr. John Watson: [with a smile of reminiscence] You did.

Connie: You know, this isn't about sex.
Ted: It's always about sex. Everything's about sex.
Connie: Alright.
Ted: The economy's about sex.

Dan: Do you have any children?
Anna: No.
Dan: Would you like some?
Anna: Yes, but not today.

Sherlock: Uh, hmm... Right. Where are the wagons?
Madam: The wagon is too slow. Can't you ride?
Dr. John Watson: It's not that he can't ride... How is it you put it, Holmes?
Sherlock: They're dangerous at both ends and... crafty in the middle. Why would I want anything with a mind of its own bobbing about between my legs?

Alexei: Is this about my wife? My wife is beyond reproach. She is, after all, my wife.

Albus: Grindelwald will do anything within his powers to get his hands on our rare friend. Therefore, it's essential that we keep whoever he dispatches on his behalf guessing, so the Qilin gets to the ceremony safely. If, by teatime, the Qilin, not to mention all of us, are still alive, we should consider our efforts a success.
Jacob: For the record, nobody ever died playing three-card monte.
Albus: An important distinction. All right, everybody choose a case and we'll be on our way. Mr. Kowalski, you and I will proceed together first.
Jacob: Me? Okay.
[as he reaches for a case, Dumbledore clears his throat and shakes him off, then nods as Jacob indicates another one]
Albus: [activating a portkey] I'm looking forward to you educating me a little further on the finer points of three-card monte.

Alexei: We are bound together by god and this can only be broken by a crime against god!

Wendy: Why come back at all, if Peter hurt you so?
Captain: Because he was my friend. I'd been happy here.
Wendy: You could be happy again.
Captain: No. My time for joy is lost. Everything I could have been has been reduced to this.
[shows his hook that is in place of his hand]
Captain: This... is what growing up looks like.
Wendy: No. This is what it looks like, when you grow up wrong.
Captain: You find me a child who truly knows the difference between right and wrong... and I'll show you a man who can't remember why it mattered in the first place.
[to Smee]
Captain: Execute every last one of them!

Dickie: You know, without the glasses you're not even ugly.

Sanjay: Alan, today on Twitter you wrote that the truth about this virus is being kept from the world by the CDC, by the World Health Organization, to allow friends of the administration to benefit from it both financially and physically.
Alan: There are therapies we know are effective right now, like forsythia, and they don't even appear on the CDC website.
Sanjay: On your blog, you also wrote that the World Health Organization is somehow in bed with pharmaceutical companies?
Alan: Because they are. That's who stands to gain from this They're working hand in glove. And the *hand* is reaching into our pockets.

[when Holmes has sedated Gladstone yet again]
Dr. John Watson: How many times are you going to kill my dog?

[from trailer]
Dr. John Watson: [seeing Holmes's drag outfit] What?
Sherlock: I agree it's not my best disguise.