The Best Colonel Reynolds Quotes

[about to blow their way through a blast door with C-4]
Brigadier: Use two of those things.
Colonel: Sir?
Brigadier: It's a *blast* door.

Colonel: Reynolds, I want flanking positions set up on either side of the clearing. Rig the perimeter with C4.
Colonel: Not much faith in Plan A?
Colonel: Since when has Plan A ever worked?

[Reynolds has just rescued Hammond from the hull, but Hammond is unconscious]
Colonel: General? General? Sir!
Sgt. Walter Harriman: Is he breathing?
[Reynolds shakes his head no]
Dr. Lindsey Novak: He may need mouth-to-mouth.
[Reynolds looks dismayed at the prospect; she glares at him impatiently, so he reluctantly moves Hammond's head. Just as he is about to start mouth-to-mouth, Hammond coughs]
Colonel: Oh, excellent! Excellent waking up, sir.

Colonel: So how do we stop him... it... whatever?
Teal'c: By destroying the body entirely.
Major: Claymores.
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Ooh, that's what I'm talking about!
Major: We just plant two of them opposite each other, and run a trip wire right through the middle. Then all we gotta do is lure him in.
Colonel: Piece of cake. While we're at it, maybe we can teach him how to speak Japanese.