100 Best Dark Angel Quotes

[last lines]
Cynthia: So things are still weird between you and Logan.
Max: Yeh, I guess.
Cynthia: Man still loves you, you know ? Risked his ass to save your life.
Max: Yeh.
Cynthia: If it wasn't for the CDC would have their hands on a real live trans-genic. Now all they got is a few funky lab results.
Max: And a whole lot of questions. And they're gonna want answers. And I've got a feeling they won't stop until they get them. We can't hide forever. Sooner or later we're gonna run out of luck. And I don't want to even think about what will happen then.

Alec: I've been stuck in this closet for over an hour to facilitate you having sex. That's what I've been reduced to. I'm a pimp.

Max: You're such a gentleman, too bad I'm not a lady.

Max: Are you sure about all this? Pierpont Lemkin and the Taliban after some Star Wars widget in a robotic arm somewhere? Next thing you're gonna tell me aliens are involved.
Logan: Wouldn't rule it out.

[to Zack]
Max: Got a thing for dramatic entrances, huh?

Max: We can play Pin the Tail on the Bar Code later.

Max: Go for Max.
Joshua: Little fella. Little fella, everything's gone sideways. It's-It's FUBAR. There be people screaming. And-And Gem is trying to keep her legs crossed so the baby won't pop out.

Max: [Max is carrying Brain on her back, and he's a big guy, and he tells Max he turned himself into the police] You what? I'm dying because you turned yourself in on purpose?
Brain: I thought you were supposed to be strong.
Max: I'm not superwoman!

Logan: I need a favor.
Max: You can keep this. I really don't have anyplace to put it.
Logan: I need you to do a little leg work for me. Joel Solinski. This guy's got a wife with three kids, an ex-wife with two kids, a mistress, and two girlfriends. The wives get houses, the mistress a condo, and everybody gets a car... all on a harbormaster's salary.
Max: I caught the tail end of your hack. The guy's on the take. He's paid to look the other way while the smugglers deep-six their cargo.
Logan: He's made a fortune... as an accessory to murder.
Max: Okay, so the guy's a beast. Doesn't mean I got to get involved.
Logan: You are involved. By being alive, you're involved.
Max: I got my own problems.
Logan: Look... maybe we got screwed out of living in a time when we could hang out for the afternoon in a cafe someplace wearing $2,000 wristwatches, planning our next vacation, but the world got a whole lot meaner all of a sudden. It wasn't supposed to... but it did. So now it's back to the law of the jungle and there are predators and victims.
Max: And you still think you can do something to change that?
Logan: With your help.
Max: Look, one thing I'm not is a chump. You want to get the rest of your ass shot off... be my guest, but I kind of like being able to walk.
Logan: On another matter... federal corrections used to keep records on distinguishing marks... scars, tattoos. I did a search and came up with this. ID-ed as a Michael Hanover. Booked for armed robbery nine years ago. He escaped custody after four hours. Hasn't been seen or heard from since.
Max: Zack...
Max: [voiceover] I knew it. I always knew Zack was out there somewhere, but you know, just my luck this guy Logan had to be the one to find him. Now he figures I'm going to go and do the right thing because I owe him... like I even care.

Joshua: Alec, I'm so glad to see you.
Alec/X5: Uh-huh.
Joshua: This is Gem. She's having a baby.
Alec/X5: Oh, so naturally you thought of stopping by Jam Pony in broad daylight.

Original: He's from Manticore, huh? Say what you want - they sure know how to make 'em pretty.
Max: Try spending an afternoon with him. He'll drive you crazy with his laughing, and his talking, and his breathing...
Original: Sugar, you got issues.

Logan: Good luck.
Zack: There's no such thing. Success depends on a well thought out plan that's executed with precision.
Logan: Right.

Max: What's that?
Alec/X5: It's a hole in my body made by a bullet.
Max: Been there, done that. Check the news.

Max: I had to have radical emergency amateur brain surgery to remove a nanochip from my cerebellum before I stroked from a neurochemical overload."

X5: We're living on borrowed time. And if you don't put your heart out there on the line, you're never really living at all.

Kendra: Where did you find cold-pressed virgin olive oil from Tuscany in this economy?
Max: I broke into the Italian embassy.

Max: Logan, you've got nothing to be sorry for or ashamed of. It's never been about you not being able to walk. Not for me.
Logan: Will you look at us!
Max: Pathetic.
Logan: Hopeless.
Max: Lucky we hooked up.
Logan: Happy Anniversary.

Normal: I don't want to interrupt your social life with my petty concerns so why don't we just close down the business and live off the charity of strangers.

[first lines]
Logan: [answering machine] No one's around. Leave a message.
Max: Hey, it's me. Leaving a message. I haven't heard from you in a while. Just checking in. Hoping you're okay. All right, uhm. Take it easy.

[last lines]
Max: Wonder if Manticore cooked up any more of me ? One clone is plenty. Especially when she's got a nasty left hook. She was right about one thing though. Running away isn't the answer. 'Cos as messed up as everything's gotten lately, this is home.

Logan: This has been a Streaming Freedom video. Peace, out.

[first lines]
Alec: Well, thanks for playing, it's always a pleasure. Who's next ? Anybody ? Sketchy, what do you say buddy ?
Calvin: No, man. I already owe you two paychecks.
Alec: I'll let you break.
Calvin: No, no, no.
Alec: I'll play left handed. You can blindfold me.
Calvin: Hehe, no man.
Alec: No, okay.
Max: Nobody likes a showoff, Alex.
Alec: Max. Fifty bucks and you get to humble your old buddy, Alec. What do you say?

[first lines]
Cynthia: Max. If we don't leave absolutely positively right now we won't get in. Girl is always late. My oh my.
Max: Can you see my barcode ?
Cynthia: No sugar, but the rest of you is coming in loud and clear.

[first lines]
Senator: Since the trans-genics escaped into our streets seven months ago the crime rate has spiked 12% in the city of Seattle alone. In Portland, an unknown viral agent has claimed the lives of 39 citizens. This is more than just a coincidence.
Reagan: You got that right.

Max: Hey, Bruno...
Bruno: Oh. Oh, yes. I should have figured you for a little kinkster.Yeah, I'm game. Two people alone in a room for people just passing through, aren't we? It's me. It's you, looking hotter than you've ever looked. It's like deja freakin' vu, isn't it? Oh, that's not a turn-on! No,no. Ow!

Max: If he gets out of line, I'll just kill him.

Max: They screwed this whole thing upon purpose to escalate the situation.
Alec/X5: Yeah, well it worked.

Max: Nice haircut.
Logan: Nice gunshot wound.

Max: What the mind can conceive, the body can achieve.

Logan: Max, the thing about freedom... it's never free.

Joshua: Joshua sees life go by through window. Life looks back and... screams at Joshua.
Max: I know who you are. I love who you are. That matters.

Normal: Well, well, well... so far, your moron colleagues have come up with the following excuses for why you're strolling in here at the crack of noon - you had a dental emergency, your aunt died... again, and my personal favorite from this idiot - you were detained by the sector police for practicing witchcraft. Now, would you care to further insult my intelligence?
Max: I overslept.

[last lines]
Logan: I love you, Max.
Max: I love you, too.

Dochnovich: [to alec and max] All right, here are the rules. Well, there ain't no rules. Hitting below the belt's allowed... eye gouging's allowed...
Alec/X5: [while the announcer talks] Max, you don't want to fight me.
Max: Are you kidding? I've been waiting for this chance for months.
Alec/X5: Yeah, well, see, you're just a girl, and so -
[Max punches him]
Normal: Hey! She jumped the bell! What are you doing? She jumped the bell!
[the announcer quickly leaves the ring]
Dochnovich: [to the ring girl] Ring the bell! Will you ring the bell?
[She rings it]
Alec/X5: Should've known you'd cheat
[Max kicks Alec in the leg]
Max: That's for the virus.
Alec/X5: That was not my fault!
[She punches him]
Max: That's for trying to kill Joshua.
Alec/X5: I was just trying to protect my own...
[She punches him twice]
Max: And that's for getting paint all over my research papers
Alec/X5: Okay, yeah, that was my bad.
[Max punches Alec again]
Max: That's for making Joshua deliver your packages.
Alec/X5: Max, cut it out!
[She kicks and punches him]
Max: That's for losing my baseball. And this...
[Kicks Alec in the stomach]
Max: ... is for whatever stupid thing you do next.
Normal: Kick her ass!
Alec/X5: Okay. That's it.
[Max goes to kick Alec again, but he grabs her leg, punches her, and shoves her to the ground. Before she can get up, he kicks her. She lands near the edge of the ring, in front of Normal]
Normal: Oh, lovely!
[to Max]
Normal: You better be at work tomorrow, there, miss. Huh, pumpkin?
[Yelling, to Alec]
Normal: Kill the messenger!
[Max stands up. Alec smiles]
Alec/X5: My turn now, bitch
Max: What'd you just call me?
Alec/X5: [chuckling] You heard me. B-I-T-C...
Max: Oh, look at that. Ring girl just lost her top
Alec/X5: [not believing her] Yeah
[Despite his disbelief, Alec can't help glancing at the ring girl. She smiles at him, top intact. Max takes the opportunity to kick him in the groin]
Alec/X5: [the crowd groans. Eventually the women in the crowd cheer. Alec stops in his tracks, wide-eyed with pain. Max pushes him a little and he falls over]
Max: Oops. Sorry

Rafer: [Max is in heat and runs into Rafer] Hey. It's Max, right?
Max: [She looks at him dreamily, then realizes what she's doing and freaks out] Normal! I need to take a personal day!
[She goes into Normal's office and he's ironing his shirt in his tank. Max is mesmorized by him and before she realizes what she's doing she tries to maul him. Original Cindy comes and pries Max off Normal and punches her in the face]
Max: Thanks. I needed that.
Original: [to Normal] Max needs a day off.
Normal: Take a week.
Original: [as O.C. and Max leave] Damn girl. I didn't think your condition was that bad.

[first lines]
Alec: There you go, boss. One hot run delivered to Fifth and Maple in a timely and courteous fashion. By yours truly.
Reagan: That's my rock star
Max: Are you kidding me ? One package. That's it ? All day ?
Alec: Quality, not quantity, Max.
Cynthia: It's what all men tell themselves. Helps them sleep better at night.

[last lines]
Alec: You know I never really noticed, but, he's actually kind of magnificent.
Max: Yeh, he was.

[first lines]
Logan: Appreciate you doing this for me, Max. You almost ready ?
Max: Ahuh.
Logan: Fat Tony and his crew always show up at the 49 Club by 9. Get there late and you risk them already hooking up with there comadas ?
Max: A what ?

[last lines]
Logan: Well, you're off the hook, at least for today.
Max: Great. I can just be a regular girl then.
Logan: A regular girl. What fun is that ?
Max: Hey, I take what I can get.

Logan: Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is a streaming freedom video bulletin. This is a secure cable hack that will last exactly sixty seconds. It cannot be traced, it cannot be stopped and it is the only free voice left in the city.

Donald: You're in one hell of a situation, soldier.
Jace: Yes, sir.
Donald: Do you mind explaining why?
Jace: Because I am dumb! I am so damned dumb it would take ten acts of divine providence to raise me to the sublime height of blissful ignorance, sir!
Donald: And what am I supposed to do about you now?
Jace: That is not for me to speculate, sir.
Donald: You're damn right it's not. Your mission was to eliminate this individual here.
[He pulls out his gun and shoots Vertes. She collapses and he replaces the gun]
Donald: Mission accomplished. Now was that so difficult?

Joshua: Alec, I'm so glad to see you.
Alec/X5: Uh-huh.
Joshua: This is Gem. She's having a baby.
Alec/X5: Oh, so naturally you thought of stopping by Jam Pony in broad daylight.

Logan: You're a thief?
Max: Girl's gotta make a living.
Logan: Thank God.
Max: First time I ever heard that one.

Max: [Brain and Max are on her motorcycle and Brain puts his hands on her chest to hold on] Brain?
Brain: Yeah.
Max: Watch the hands!
Brain: I'm just trying to hang on here.
Max: Hang on a little lower.
[Brain moves his hands down to low]
Max: Not that low!

[Tinga is being taken away by Lydecker. About Case]
Tinga: Please don't let him forget me.
[they kiss]
Charles: I won't. I love you.
Tinga: You too.

Donald: This isn't as big a tragedy as you think it is.
Max: Whatever you have to tell yourself.

X5: You know, this isn't exactly a plum assignment for me either. You spent half your life out there in filth and degradation. I could catch something.

Original: Damn girl, what's in those pills?
Max: Spinach.

Alec/X5: You know, this whole tough-chick act thing is really unbecoming. "I'm gonna bounce you on your ass. I'm gonna smack your bitch head." It's so unfeminine.

Max: [while riding on Max's motorcycle, Brain puts his hands on Max's chest] Brain.
Brain: Yeah?
Max: Watch the hands!
Brain: I'm just trying to hang on here.
Max: Hang on a little lower.
[Brain moves his hands really low]
Max: Not that low!

[Original Cindy and Max are playing Scrabble. Max is in heat, and Original Cindy says it's obvious because of the words Max is making in the game]
Original: Jus' look at the words!
Max: What?
Original: Hung?
Max: Like a noose around your neck!
Original: Prick?
Max: Like from a needle! YOU have a dirty mind.
Original: Yeah well what about this one? Which I'm not even gonna say cause I kiss my momma with this mouth!

[last lines]
Ray: Did I do good ?
Ames: You did real good, Ray. Real good. Your mum didn't suspect a thing.
Ray: I wish she would understand.
Ames: Me too. It had to be this way. It's time for you to be with other people like us.
Ray: Will you come visit?
Ames: When the time comes. I love you and I'll think about all the time. You be good now.

Ben: Nothing went wrong with me! I'm doing what I was made to do, what we were taught to do!
Max: Hunt people down to perform amateur dental surgery? I must've missed that class.

[last lines]
Max: Hey.
Alec: Hey Max.
Max: Listen, if you ever want to talk...
Alec: About what ?
Max: About anything.
Alec: Now, why would I want to do that ?
Max: Just consider the offer open.
Alec: Alright. Listen. Thanks for saving my ass.
Max: You're all right ?
Alec: I'm always all right.

Max: [Max is carrying Brain on her back, and he's a heavy load. Then he informs her that he turned himself in to the police on purpose] You what? I'm dying because you turned youself in on purpose!
Brain: I thought you were supposed to be strong.
Max: I'm not Superwoman!

Max: Two million years of human evolution and this is what we get.
Max: You morons.

Cynthia: [while signing "CREAM" in Ameslan] Cash Rules Everything Around Me.

Max: Guys are the weaker sex.

[first lines]
Joshua: [scratching badly] Aaaah! Damned fleas.
[looking at flea bomb instructions]
Joshua: To first start, activate and then immediate leave the area.
Max: Did you set it off ?
Joshua: Yeh.
Max: Okay. Let's do the other two and then get out of here before these little buggers eat us alive. Hold your breath. Ready ? On three, one, two, three !

Sketchy: I'm no stranger to stoner logic.

[first lines]
Max: Huh.
Joshua: Virus bitch going down ?
Max: I'm working on it.

[first lines]
Asha: I didn't think you'd be here.
Logan: I figured I'd stick around. So you got it?
Asha: Oh, just barely.

X5: Copulation between X5 452 and myself successful, Ma'am. Twice.

[first lines]
Max: What's up ?
Cynthia: Marina and little Sooky are having themselves an old fashioned throw-down.

[first lines]
Newswoman: It's been six days since the brutal attack on police officers a the hand of the so-called trans-genic.
Reporter: Police officials are still refusing to comment on the shocking footage exhibiting...
Anchorman: Yesterday, the attorney for the officers has addressed the media at a press conference.
Lawyer: As soon as we find the parties responsible for unleashing these trans-genics we'll be seeking damages in the tens of millions.

Max: Whats that?
Alec/X5: It's a hole in my body made by a bullet.
Max: Been there,done that. Check the news.

Original: [There is a rat on the counter and Max yells out] What's wrong?
Max: Mickey's cracked out cousin thinks he's settin' up house in our crib.

Logan: [as Eyes Only in response to Reverend Caldwell's comments on transgenics not being human and therefore deserves no rights since they were manufactured and not made by God] Not alive? Not human? Who are you to sit in judgment Mr. Caldwell? Have you seen that tape? Did you see the look in his eyes? He was scared, cornered. And despite what people like you have been saying about them, transgenics aren't that different from you and me. They do feel, they do hurt, they are alive. All they want to do is to live in this world. So you can say you're speaking out for God, Mr. Caldwell, but maybe you should take a moment to think about who you're condemning. They can tell you what it's like to be afraid, alone in a hostile world. And it might be more convenient to pretend otherwise, but in the end, who does that say more about? Them? Or us? This has been a streaming freedom video bulletin. Peace, out.

[first lines]
C.J. Sandeman: Stan, my man. You should really check this out. Oh, never mind.

Max: i'll take him on
AA: ladies and gentleman we have a new challenger
Alec: what the hell are you doing?
Max: I told you to take a dive. Now i'm gonna have to beat your ass myself.
Alec: what do you have against me making money?
AA: [To Max] What's your name cupcake?
Alec: She doesn't have a name. You know what? she's not here. she's not fighting.
Max: Oh, yes i am
AA: Ladies, and Gentlemen, in this corner, hailing from parts unknown, let's hear it for the curvaceous killer

Donald: It was the best of you that ran away that night.
Max: Yeah, well, we wanted to start a rock band.

[after Max has beaten him five times in a row in chess]
Logan: Isn't it against the superhuman code to use your powers to take advantage of we mere mortals?

Hannah: Max, there's something I didn't tell you before. I didn't wanna get into it. I guess because the more we talked, the harder it was to go through with what I had to do. It's about your mother. I did know her. She wasn't like the others. Seven months into her pregnancy, she tried to escape, because she didn't want to give you up. When she was full term, they had to strap her down when they induced. Finally they had to put her under, she fought so hard.

Zack: You seem nervous.
Max: Compared to what? You don't even know me.
Zack: Maybe we knew each other in a past life.
Max: I don't believe in that stuff.
Zack: Doesn't mean it's not true.
Max: Oh, please tell me you're not one of those people: because a raindrop fell in the ocean 10,000 years ago... and a butterfly farted in India... you and I are sitting right here right now... enjoying a cup of coffee that tastes like goat piss.

Sketchy: What's the point of being bi-sexual if you're celibate?

[first lines]
Female: Terminal City is a twenty block no-mans land here in the heart of Seattle, closed, ten years ago, after a massive toxic spill. It is without power or water. And it is a felony to go beyond this security fence right behind me. Terminal City is far from empty. It is home to rats, stray cats, a few homeless humans and according to many reports an ever increasing number of trans-genics. Some of them far from human. Local citizens have begun setting up flaming x-es, like this one, outside the fence as a warning to the trans-genics inside.

Max: At Manticore, Lydecker used to tell us the same thing - "there are no limits. "What the mind can conceive, the body can achieve... With the right training." Only we could still get shot and killed like Eva starve to death... Or drown. I've often wondered why we didn't just turn on him. We were stronger, faster. Any one of us could have snapped his neck before he knew what hit him, but we were too scared and he knew it.

Logan: You have good taste. French, 1920s, attributed to Chitarus.
Max: Whoever that is.
Logan: Oh. So... what, you liked it 'cause it was shiny?
Max: No, because it's the Egyptian goddess Bast, the goddess who comprehends all goddesses, eye of Ra, protector, avenger, destroyer, giver of life who lives forever.

[last lines]
Alec: Hey Max, thought I'd find you here.
Max: I come here to be alone.
Alec: Yeh, I know, but considering everything that went down today I figured we could both use a friend right now.
Max: Sit down.
Alec: So, you got any deep thoughts you want to share ? Any profound realisations about life ?
Max: Yeh, life sucks.

[last lines]
Max: Hey, Ray. How are you feeling ?
Ray: Okay. Did I pass ? Am I strong ?
Max: You did fine.
Logan: What do you need to be strong for, Ray ?
Ray: For the coming.
Logan: The coming. What's that ?
Ray: Nobody ever told me yet. Except it's bad if you're not one of us.

Max: " think I'll call you Alec, as in Smart Alec.
X5: I can live with that.
Max: Good, cuz my second choice was Dick.

[while Max is giving Alec a fake lap dance to fit in at a strip club]
Max: Can we concentrate on coming up with a plan?
X5: I'm thinking.
Max: You're talking!
X5: I can do both.
Max: I doubt that.
X5: Well you just lost your tip...

[last lines]
Logan: Now look what you've done.

Logan: [last line of the series; to Max] Now look what you've done.

Jace: Feels like I just woke up from a bad dream.
Max: I know. One of the reasons why I don't sleep. Let me know if it's a boy or a girl.
Jace: Either way, name's gonna be Max.

Max: I can't believe you brought him back with you.
Brin: [raises right arm] I didn't bring him back.
Max: [raises left arm] Then why is he back?
Brin: [with opposite hands pressed together in the air] He never left.

[Ben's last moments]
Max: Tell me about the good place.
Ben: Where no one ever gets punished?
Max: And no one gets yelled at.
Ben: And nobody disappears.

Logan: In case you haven't caught on by now, this girl's gonna do what she's gonna do no matter what you or anyone else says, so you've got two choices: back off or pitch in.
Max: What he said.

Original: By the way, some of those black-helicopter storm-trooper folks stopped by, asking about a transgenic teenage killing machine. I said you were out.

Alec: I should've tried harder, Rachel. I should've fought them. I didn't understand. I didn't understand how much I loved you.

Normal: My golden boy's a mutant.
Alec/X5: We prefer "genetically empowered."
Normal: Take me Jesus.
Mole: Careful what you wish for.

Max: Guess we're just gonna have to get their attention, then.
Alec: Please tell me you're gonna get naked.

Max: Ready?
X5: I'm always ready.
Biggs: Funny that's what Lola said.

Max: Girls kick ass; says so on a t-shirt.

[last lines]
Max: Can't really be mad at her. I mean, you got your guy.
Logan: And she got hers. Shall we ?
Max: May as well.
[walking away]
Logan: So I hear you're a rocking awesome chick.
Max: And you're a beautiful talented man.
Logan: That's right.

Max: Where are we gonna go? I can't stop anyone from leaving, but I'm through running and hiding and being afraid. I'm not going to live my life like that any more. Aren't you tired of living in darkness? Don't you want to feel the sun on your face? To have a place of your own where you can walk down the street without being afraid. They made us, and they trained us to be soldiers, to defend this country. It's time they face us and take responsibility, instead of trying to sweep us away like garbage. We were made in America and we're not going anywhere. So they call us 'freaks'. Who cares? Today I'm proud to be a freak. And today we're gonna make a stand right here. Who's with me?"

Logan: All set?
Zack: Would I have come back here if everything wasn't all set?
Logan: It's a figure of speech.

Donald: Alcoholism is not a disease, it's a failing. You've turned it into a church. You worship the altar of self-pity. I come to these rooms for one reason, to remember what I don't want to become... helpless, impotent, and weak.

Max: [After she finds a rat on the counter] Mickey's cracked out cousin thinks he's setting up house in our crib.

Max: I'm not that high-minded. Lydecker's the one guy that knows what's going on in this freak show body of mine... Whether or not this bar code has an expiration date. I guess I couldn't let him die with that secret.
Logan: Whatever you have to tell yourself. Fact is, you saved a man's life.
Max: A bad man.