The Best Counselor Jerry Quotes

Counselor: Here at the You Seminar, all new souls are given unique and individual personalities.
Young: I'm an agreeable skeptic who's cautious yet flamboyant.
Young: I'm an irritable wallflower who's dangerously curious.
Young: I'm a manipulative megalomaniac who's intensely opportunistic.
Counselor: Oh-ho, this one might be a handful. But that's Earth's problem.