The Best Fezco Quotes

Rue: Fez, I've had a really fucked up day, all right? It's been a really fucked up day. So I need you to open the door for me, okay?
Fezco: I'm not gonna help you kill yourself, Rue. I'm sorry, but you can't be coming over here no more. Just go home.
Rue: Don't... Fez! Don't close the... fuck! Fez, open the fucking door, please? I'm begging you just to open the door. Fez! You're full of shit, man. You make your living off of selling drugs to teenagers. Now all of a sudden, you want to have a fucking moral high ground? You're a fucking dropout drug dealer. You know that? You're a fucking drug dealer with seven functioning fucking brain cells. Open the door! Fuck you! Fuck you, Fez. Okay? Are you doing this because you care about me? If you gave a shit about me, you wouldn't have sold me the fucking drugs in the first place, but you did! You fucking did! So open the goddamned door! Open the door!
Fezco: I can't do it, Rue. I'm sorry.
Rue: Open the door! Open the door! Open the door. You did this to me! You fucking... you did this to me, Fez. You fucking ruined my life! The least you could do is open the goddamned door and fix it! I'm fucking serious. I'm so fucking serious. If you don't open this door right now, I swear to God, I will hate you till the day I fucking die.
Fezco: I'm sorry.
Rue: You fucking did this to me! Open the fucking door... open the door, Fez! Come on, man! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Nate: Fezco, let's get this straight. You're, like, half a retard. You dropped out of school at 20, and now... you're a gangster. What are you, like, fucking Tony Montana? What's the plan? You gonna be living in a mansion, fuckin' pet tigers and shit? Go fuck yourself.
Fezco: Listen, bruh. All I'm saying, you keep fucking with Rue and her friends, and I'mma kill you. It's gonna be $5.75, playboy.