The Best Kat Hernandez Quotes

Kat: [to Maddy] What are you, the Unabomber?
Maddy: What are you, a dominatrix?

Kat: Ethan, if you want me to suck your dick or fuck you, just say it, but stop acting like we'll be boyfriend and girlfriend because the chances of that happening are like, literally zero.

Kat: Luke Kasten was a fucking God. I mean, he graduated years ago and people still talk about him. He has the biggest dick I've ever seen. And I was looking at him while he was fucking me, I can see his face scrunching up and he was cumming all over my stomach and I had this, like, realization. You know, like this epiphany. That no matter how cool or sexy or smart, you think a guy is, they're actually just fucking pathetic.

Kat: Tequila makes me aggressive.
Jules: Ugh. Tequila makes me want to dance.
Rue: I, uh, I once took, like, ten Vicodin and drank an entire thing of tequila, and then, I, like, blacked out for three days, but while I was blacked out, I, like, still went to school and did homework and shit. It was really weird.
Kat: Well, let's not do that tonight.
Rue: Uh, I won't. I'm... I'm clean, so we're good.

Principal: [to Kat] I heard a very disturbing rumor.
Kat: About what?
Principal: There is a recording of you engaged in... sexual activity or something to that effect, that is being shared amongst the students.
Kat: Is this about that video of that girl getting banged from behind? Because no, it's not me, but... just out of sheer curiosity, what could have possibly led you to believe that is was?
Principal: I just want to be clear that I haven't personally seen the video...
Kat: It is because the girl in the video is fat, Principal Hayes?
Principal: I'm not jumping to conclusions, Katherine...
Kat: I'd just appreciate it if everyone would stop talking to me like it was, because, frankly, it's... offensive. You know, it's one thing for my classmates to body shame me, but for you, Principal Hayes, that's just... a whole nother thing. It's degrading. It's... discriminatory. And it just goes to show how insidious and systemic body terrorism truly is in this country. From my own principal.

Kat: I guarantee you Maddy and Nate are gonna get married, and probably, like, divorced three times, and in some strange way, live a pretty happy life.

Ethan: [to Kat] Hey, I'm Ethan.
Kat: Please don't be a mass shooter.
Ethan: What?
Kat: Sorry, it's just, like, the first thing that came to mind.
Ethan: Oh, my God. Am I giving off shooter vibes?

Cassie: What if these are, like, the big moments in life? Like, my mom always talks about how high school was like this big, monumental part of her life. But I cannot imagine being 40 and looking back at this, like, "Wow."
Maddy: Yeah, but that's because most people peak in high school.
Kat: I definitely haven't peaked, so...
Lexi: I feel like I'm not even a person yet.
Cassie: Yeah, I'm definitely at, like, 25% peakness.
Jules: I feel like I'm at a 100. But I can definitely get to 150.

Kat: I guarantee you Maddy and Nate are gonna get married. And probably, like, get divorced three times, and in some strange way live a pretty happy life.
Lexi: Yeah.
Cassie: Yeah.
Rue: Yeah.