The Best Lexi Howard Quotes

Lexi: [to Cassie] You said you needed advice on two things.
Cassie: I don't remember. What would you do?
Lexi: Um, I don't know. I've never really been in a situation where two guys have been interested in me.
Cassie: That's 'cause you're shy.
Lexi: I guess so, but I've also never been in a situation where I've been interested in two guys.
Cassie: That's also 'cause you're shy.
Lexi: Maybe.
Cassie: But if you were in my situation, what would you do?
Lexi: Honestly, I don't think I would say anything.
Cassie: What if not saying something makes you feel really bad?
Lexi: Worse than saying it?
Cassie: Yeah.
Lexi: Well, then, I don't think you have any other option.

Rue: [to Troy] Now let me just be real straight with you. You ever been to rehab, Roy?
Troy: No, I'm Troy. I'm...
Rue: Roy, Troy. I don't give a fuck. I said have you ever been to rehab?
Troy: No.
Rue: Well, in rehab, there are some real fucked-up motherfuckers. We're talking people who are on the hook for armed robbery, attempted murder, real fucked-up shit. Hardcore motherfuckers.
Lexi: It's true. I went once. It was scary.
Rue: You know what happens when you spend an extended amount of time in rehab? You tend to make friends with those hardcore motherfuckers. So let me be very clear with you. If you so much as go past first base with my little sister or try to get her high again, I will call Omar, I will call Marlo. I will call Avon, I will call Brother Mouzone, I will call fuckin' Bodie, and I will call fucking Stringer. And I will have these motherfuckers standing outside of your front lawn. Do you hear me?
Lexi: Or even Wee-bey.
Rue: A hundred percent. Do you know what kind of people these are? These are the kind of people who will strip you fucking naked and go to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. Do you hear me?
Lexi: Rue, I think he understands.
Rue: I don't think he understands.
Lexi: [to Troy] Tell her you understand.
Troy: I understand.

Cassie: What if these are, like, the big moments in life? Like, my mom always talks about how high school was like this big, monumental part of her life. But I cannot imagine being 40 and looking back at this, like, "Wow."
Maddy: Yeah, but that's because most people peak in high school.
Kat: I definitely haven't peaked, so...
Lexi: I feel like I'm not even a person yet.
Cassie: Yeah, I'm definitely at, like, 25% peakness.
Jules: I feel like I'm at a 100. But I can definitely get to 150.

Rue: You are so fucking stupid, Lexi.
Lexi: Why?
Rue: 'Cause I already flushed everything down the fucking toilet.
Lexi: Well, I just came to check on you.
Rue: I don't want... I don't want you to fucking check on me, whether I'm fine or I'm not fine. What difference are you going to make? Are-are you going to give me a life advice? You gonna fucking help me?
Lexi: Well, you're one of my best friends.
Rue: Give me a fucking break. 'Cause we went to fucking pre-school together? That does not make us best fucking friends.
Lexi: You say all this, but what happens in three days when you knock on my door asking me to piss in some Tylenol bottle? What, you're gonna say the opposite? How we've known each other since pre-school and we're best friends? It's like you have a split personality disorder. Sorry if I miss the old you.

Kat: I guarantee you Maddy and Nate are gonna get married. And probably, like, get divorced three times, and in some strange way live a pretty happy life.
Lexi: Yeah.
Cassie: Yeah.
Rue: Yeah.