The Best Laurie Quotes

Laurie: You wanna know a funny thing about me? I don't think I've ever gotten angry in my entire life.
Rue: Really?
Laurie: Well, I don't know if that's true. Is that true?
[ponders for a second]
Laurie: Yeah, no. That's true. I've never gotten angry.

Laurie: You know, a doctor once told me they did brain studies on people who've done a lot of opiates, and that over time all the chemicals in your brain that make you happy and feel good start to decrease because your body's getting it artificially. But the longer you use, it just starts to weaken and wither, kinda like a limb that's not getting blood to it anymore. And then it just sort of falls off, and you get something called cell death where you just have these big dead spots in the parts of your brain that used to make you happy. No matter what you do you can never get it back. He said it's basically the same brain as people who've had major strokes. But the silver lining is that the things that don't feel good don't feel as bad anymore. You know, if I was going through withdrawal, I would do anything. It's one of the good parts of being a woman: even if you don't have money, you've still got something people want.
Rue: I think I'm gonna be sick.

Laurie: You know, if I was going through withdrawal, I would do anything. It's one of the good parts about being a woman. Even if you don't have money, you still have something people want.