The Best Nate Jacobs Quotes

Rue: [to Nate] Why do I feel like you're the reason Fez's house got raided?
Nate: You know, sometimes, when you do illegal shit, bad things happen to you.
Rue: You've never done anything illegal, Nate?
Nate: You talking about your friend Jules?
Rue: No, actually, I'm talking about your dad.
Nate: I just want to make sure you've given it some forethought. I know over the years you've lost some brain cells. I wouldn't want you to say something you might regret.
Rue: What are you gonna do? You gonna ruin my life? I fucking promise you I can do that a lot better than you can.
Nate: What do you want, Rue?
Rue: I want you to leave Fez alone. I want you to leave Jules alone. If you ever fuck with them again, I'll destroy your life. I'll destroy your dad's life. I'll fucking burn your whole shit to the ground 'cause I personally have no problem walking into any police station and telling them that Nate Jacobs's daddy likes to fuck little kids.
Nate: You look very pretty tonight. Are you sure that Jules told you everything? You know what I like about her? She has these very real dreams and I seriously think that she's going to achieve them. If you look at everyone inside, most of them are going to go on to lives these lives that aren't even fucking worth mentioning. Not Jules. What about you?
Rue: Honestly, I don't really give a fuck.
Nate: Yeah, I gathered that. That's probably why you're spending all your time with someone who's going to leave you and won't even remember who the fuck you are in 10 years.

Nate: [to Jules] God, are you broken inside. And that's precisely why I don't trust you. Because you're so broken you don't even trust yourself. And that's scary. Not just for you, but for me. And for my entire family.I wouldn't answer that. You're gonna wanna hear this. Over the last three weeks, you have knowingly produced and distributed child pornography including obscene images that were taken on school property. I've compiled all these photos, along with an IP address, and an account that's linked to your name. I don't know if you're familiar with child pornography laws in this state, but they apply to minors just as they apply to adults.
Jules: I sent them to you.
Nate: No. You sent them to an account of a person that doesn't fucking exist, and I mean, anyone can anonymously report child pornography, right?
Jules: Then I'd tell them everything.
Nate: Okay. You could do that, but, um... here's what would definitely happen. You'd end up on a sex offenders list. It means no more college. It's gonna be very fucking difficult to find a job and everywhere you go, for the rest of your life, you'll be harassed, and spat at, and treated like a fucking animal. You deserve better than that 'cause I know you. You're kind. You're smart. You're generous. You got a big heart. You deserve whatever the fuck it is in this world that you want, so keep your head down. Keep your mouth shut. Don't try to ruin my life and I won't have to ruin yours.

Nate: Maddy, get up.
Maddy: No.
Nate: Just get up.
Maddy: Why?
Nate: Could you stop being such a fucking cunt and just come dance with me, please?
Maddy: You don't even know how to dance.
Nate: It's a fucking slow song. Let's go. Get up.
Maddy: Mostly you're despicable, but fine. I really fucking hate you.
Nate: I know.
Maddy: You're abusive, psychopathic. Most of the time I really hate the way you make me feel.
Nate: I know.
Maddy: [sniffles] It's not good for us.
Nate: I know.
Maddy: Meaning, like, we shouldn't be together.
[sniffles]
Nate: I know.

Nate: [to Maddy] Why the fuck are we even having sex?
Maddy: We weren't.
Nate: You know what your fucking problem is? You can't keep your fucking mouth shut.
Maddy: Yeah, and you can't keep your dick hard.
Nate: Maybe the reason I can't keep my dick hard is because everyone at school is spreading these fucking rumors about me.
Maddy: They're not rumors. They're facts. You literally had, like, 40 different guys' dicks in your phone.
Nate: I told you not to fucking tell anyone.
Maddy: Yeah, well, I told people before you told me not to tell anyone.
Nate: Yeah, but you told them out of fucking context.
Maddy: Really? What is the context?
Nate: I'd tell you, but I don't even fucking trust you anymore.
Maddy: Kind of like how you fuck me, but you're not hard anymore?

Nate: Why the fuck are they laughing? That shit is so fucking homophobic.
Cassie: Babe, I'm so sorry, I had no idea Lexi...
Nate: She's your fucking sister!
Cassie: No, I...
Nate: You know what? Pack your shit, get the fuck outta my house. I'm fucking done.

Nate: Fezco, let's get this straight. You're, like, half a retard. You dropped out of school at 20, and now... you're a gangster. What are you, like, fucking Tony Montana? What's the plan? You gonna be living in a mansion, fuckin' pet tigers and shit? Go fuck yourself.
Fezco: Listen, bruh. All I'm saying, you keep fucking with Rue and her friends, and I'mma kill you. It's gonna be $5.75, playboy.